@Drake: Actually, I explained the deal with JBox to her in the most gentle and religious tone I could muster, and she said that she totally understands that I dislike the random sexual things on the site (lolnotreally), and she says we can still order from the site.
@Tengukami: Oh crap, yeah, thanks for the reminder. I honestly forgot about that sort of thing. :derp:
But yeah, if I just wrap this up carefully, then I'm fully authorized to buy the Touhou games!