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Re: What if...?
« Reply #990 on: January 09, 2012, 08:50:06 PM »
Whatever the score marks are at the end, the paper will probably be set on fire.

What if Flandre, awed by Mokou's badass status, started calling her 'Moko-moko Onii-chan;' complete with calling Mokou 'he?'

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #991 on: January 09, 2012, 09:33:32 PM »
If they team up, Kaguya's Immortality is a permanent end. OR, Mokou X Flandre anyone?

What if Rumia owned the SDM first until it got raided by Remilia?
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Re: What if...?
« Reply #992 on: January 09, 2012, 10:55:52 PM »
she should've invested in a guard...

What if Team 9 was a boss fight?

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #993 on: January 09, 2012, 11:51:43 PM »
Rumia: Simple One bullet attack
Mystia: Black Darkness with her 2nd nonspell ( Lunatic ) shooting
Wriggle: Hard modo Mid-Boss Nonspell
Cirno: ALL OF HER FUCKING SPELLS COMBINED!

What if Yukkuris take over Earth?
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Re: What if...?
« Reply #994 on: January 10, 2012, 12:07:03 AM »
Rumia: Simple One bullet attack
Mystia: Black Darkness with her 2nd nonspell ( Lunatic ) shooting
Wriggle: Hard modo Mid-Boss Nonspell
Cirno: ALL OF HER FUCKING SPELLS COMBINED!

What if Yukkuris take over Earth?

Food shortages end, and everyone takes it easy.

What if Kogasa took lessons from Nue?


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Re: What if...?
« Reply #995 on: January 10, 2012, 02:13:48 AM »
It wouldn't be surprising to see more people getting surprised

What if Cirno had blue waffles? (Don't Google image it)
Madness?

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #996 on: January 10, 2012, 03:33:16 AM »
She'll eat them.  No, I didn't Google image it, so I based the answer off what waffle means alone.

What if it was lava that came out from the ground and not hot water during the events of SA?

BTW, what's blue waffles?  Thanks in advance!

Re: What if...?
« Reply #997 on: January 10, 2012, 04:25:47 AM »
The Hot Springs wouldn't exist in Hisoutensoku (and other works) and this would cause a power overload in the nuclear reactor unless they thought of another way to use the power.  And we can't just shut off the nuclear reactor because that would like Utsuho with an existential crisis and she might try to burn things again.

What if instead of for danmaku, Touhou characters used their spell cards to play a card game?

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #998 on: January 10, 2012, 06:02:55 AM »
BTW, what's blue waffles?  Thanks in advance!
From KnowYourMeme:
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Blue Waffle is a bait-and-switch type shock image. Victims are told to search for an image of a blue waffle on Google?s Image Search, only to be surprised by a close-up shot of what appears to be a
Spoiler:
diseased vagina.
There you go.  I'm only telling you this so you don't get tricked into searching it yourself.  Please don't, if you value your sanity.  Anyways...

Touhou would become a new franchise of games.  I find card games a bit on the boring side, so it'd be a turn for the worse.  It also probably wouldn't be the massively popular series that it is today, because it'll go from "cute lolis trying to kill you with thousands of bullets arranged in a beautiful pattern" to "cute lolis playing cards with you."  Ho hum... :wat:

What if ZUN was the Phantasm boss of the next Touhou game?

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #999 on: January 10, 2012, 07:04:06 AM »
Cirno is the only playable character with a good ending in that game, proving she is, in fact, the strongest in all of Gensokyo.

What if Yukari gave everyone lemons? :derp:
Madness?

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #1000 on: January 10, 2012, 07:42:25 AM »
Touhou 16: Phantasmagoria of a Lemonade

What if VIVIT made a guest appearance in a touhou game?
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Re: What if...?
« Reply #1001 on: January 10, 2012, 12:41:47 PM »
Nitori is playable character.
Spoiler:
And it ends in rape for Good End.
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What if Yukari found an intercontinental ballistic missile?
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Re: What if...?
« Reply #1002 on: January 10, 2012, 01:12:22 PM »
She'd try it on the Lunar Capital for the lulz

What if Futo manages to become the third playable character for the next Touhou game, and Sakuya is pissed beyond anything?
And then a sacked Sakuya told everyone that Flandre was one of her ex-bosses

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #1003 on: January 10, 2012, 01:14:38 PM »
Hitler would be just as pissed, wouldn't he?

What if Cirno found some Special Fried Rice? (Again, don't Google image this... :derp:)
Madness?

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #1004 on: January 10, 2012, 01:40:41 PM »
She'd run away in sheer terror or she'd just eat it. Pick one.

What if Winx Club (trust me, I hate them) ended up in Gensokyo and got wtfpwned by some of the grouchy powerhouses?
And then a sacked Sakuya told everyone that Flandre was one of her ex-bosses

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #1005 on: January 10, 2012, 02:07:19 PM »
No surprise.




What if Rumia suddenly just disappeared and was never seen again?
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Re: What if...?
« Reply #1006 on: January 10, 2012, 02:24:53 PM »
Have you checked under your bed?...

What if the poster below meets Rumia (who was never seen in Gensokyo again because she got gapped into their room) and she says she would (ahn~♥) protect them?
Madness?

Re: What if...?
« Reply #1007 on: January 10, 2012, 02:33:45 PM »
Then I shall make her my little sister and cuddle to her everyday

What if Cirno discovered 9GAG?

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Re: What if...?
« Reply #1008 on: January 10, 2012, 07:51:05 PM »
Repost all day erry day.

This topic is over 1000 posts and as such needs to be locked. If you want to remake this, do it in Rumia's Party Games and not here; I tolerated it here for a first thread, but the second needs to go there instead.