Author Topic: What if...? (Read 164782 times)

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #30 on:** September 12, 2011, 09:09:38 AM »

"I want to be blessed! Over here!"

What if Meiling was the head of the PLA(CnC GeneralsZH) and started revenge all on gensokyo?

"China will grow larger."

Excelsus · « **Reply #31 on:** September 12, 2011, 10:57:39 AM »

She will still be beaten by the heroines?
What if this game is all male?

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #32 on:** September 12, 2011, 11:11:07 AM »

Gender-bent fanbase.

Hmmmm, Sakuya's pads were Danmaku-Proof?

Aba Matindesu! · « **Reply #33 on:** September 12, 2011, 01:17:02 PM »

"Eh?! Ma ji?! Raifuba da?! Kimoooooi!"

What if Kanako went on to become the technology monopoly of Gensokyo?

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #34 on:** September 12, 2011, 05:22:37 PM »

I'd be there getting my own Giant Robot, preferably modeled after a Mazinger, Gundam, or Getter.

What if, instead of the war being fought by just Fairies, it ended up being fought by the Fairies in GIANT ROBOTS?

Momijibot · « **Reply #35 on:** September 12, 2011, 05:53:44 PM »

I'm pretty sure Mystia could dig this.

What if Reimu changed her last name to 'Mad'?

The Unlimited RR · « **Reply #36 on:** September 13, 2011, 01:47:14 AM »

"RAYMOO STRONGEST THERE IS!!!"

What if Udonge fired Suppositories like rockets?

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #37 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:55:13 AM »

"Oh...my...god! Dammit! Oh man! How did I miss that! I can't believe this!"

What if ZUN created a stick figure youkai?

Momijibot · « **Reply #38 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:58:20 AM »

Hey, I think an awakened idol made out of magically tied together branches could be a hit. He should go for it.

What if Erin acquired a medigun?

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #39 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:02:04 AM »

"Medic is OP!! NerfNow pl0x!!" (see what I did?)

What if China has the full military might of her (modern-day, outside-world)namesake country?

CS · « **Reply #40 on:** September 13, 2011, 11:38:05 AM »

She will still be known as China

What if Namazu, Genji and Unzan became gods and started their own religion?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #41 on:** September 13, 2011, 11:19:08 PM »

Thunder and lightning would be worshiped and turtle soup would be forbidden.

What if Mima turned her wand into a surfboard?

gammaraptor · « **Reply #42 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:21:12 AM »

Quote from: Q on September 13, 2011, 11:19:08 PM

Thunder and lightning would be worshiped and turtle soup would be forbidden.

What if Mima turned her wand into a surfboard?

Well there'd be seas in gensokyo =P.

What if Reisen II turned out to be an illusion?

pineyappled · « **Reply #43 on:** September 14, 2011, 04:54:03 AM »

Welp, time to find a new Reisen!

What if Suika had a monoboob?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #44 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:16:46 AM »

Expect Kung-Pow references from Touhou.

What if Marisa was male?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #45 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:05:14 AM »

Steroids would be legal and plentiful throughout all of Gensokyo.

What if Yuka replaced her parasol with a fully automatic machine gun?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #46 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:38:03 AM »

The flowers will be watered with blood.

What if Reimu never existed?

Aba Matindesu! · « **Reply #47 on:** September 14, 2011, 11:34:04 AM »

Mima would be the Hakurei Miko replacement, and we'd have IN-style teams in every game.

What if Yoshika was given moisturizing creams from the outside world?

Aquila · « **Reply #48 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:17:10 PM »

She would have legs that would make even Shikieiki jealous.

What if Kyouko met Luna Child?

CS · « **Reply #49 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:22:32 PM »

She would receive an honorary fairyship!

What if Koa began running around on drugs, while shouting "THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE!"

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #50 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:04:40 PM »

Lady Patchouli will slap the shit out of her.

What if Duke Nukem went to Gensokyo?

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #51 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:33:42 PM »

All females are pregnant, and Rinnosuke turned into a girl from his sheer manliness.

What if, because of NitoriXRikako, "A particle cannon has been detected."

Mimachiro · « **Reply #52 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:51:40 PM »

Rika, we need a tank, a really good one with some strong armor! And thus, Gensokyo entered the age of machine danmaku combat... and everyone finally un-brother Chuck'd Mimi-chan.

What if Yuugi started her own personal brewery?

The Hating Hater · « **Reply #53 on:** September 14, 2011, 11:49:32 PM »

The underground will have an increase of tourists.

What if Sanae became a Keyblade wielder?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #54 on:** September 15, 2011, 02:00:15 AM »

Nobody Fairies.

What if Parsee's memetic "paru paru" was actually just an onomatopoeia of her murmuring in Persian, out of jealousy?

Wolfsbane706 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 15, 2011, 06:35:51 AM »

The Prince would show up out of nowhere to bop her on the head each time.

What if Cirno had a playdate with Flandre?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #56 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:04:03 AM »

We'd get to finally find out how many explosions it takes before a fairy stops coming back.

What if Yukari decided to take up ballet?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #57 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:10:02 AM »

Her parasol could work as a prop, then her spellcards would have ballet references.

What if [Insert your favorite Touhou character here.] played the Flash game "The Company of Myself"?

Excelsus · « **Reply #58 on:** September 17, 2011, 03:03:09 AM »

Cry Sign" Never-ending tears"

What if Reimu meets sayo yuuki from castle shikigami series?

CS · « **Reply #59 on:** September 17, 2011, 10:44:40 AM »

Reimu looks at her and says, "You're already dead"...

What if Yukari starts offering 'miracles' and in return, makes the 'client' a magical girl who combats youkai... oh and did I mention she now has this strange white animal with long ears she calls 9bey as a pet...

Author Topic: What if...? (Read 164782 times)

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