Author Topic: What if...? (Read 164797 times)

game2011 · « **on:** September 04, 2011, 03:10:46 PM »

In this topic, one poster will ask a question that starts with "What if", and then the next poster will come up with a humorous answer for that question before posting another "What if" question him/herself.

Geot the point? Remember, only "What if" questions.

Let's go!

What if Reimu is really rich?

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2011, 03:56:22 PM »

There would be no 10,000 Yen service.

What if there was no Chen?

Aba Matindesu! · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2011, 04:03:10 PM »

Ran would still be eligible for blood donations.

What if Yumemi enlarged Keine's hat?

Tengukami · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2011, 04:21:26 PM »

They could paint it red and create Gensokyo's first Pizza Hut.

What if Suika joined AA?

Iryan · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2011, 04:26:24 PM »

Quote from: Tengukami on September 04, 2011, 04:21:26 PM

What if Suika joined AA?

Everyone attending the same meetings as her would get back to drinking.

What if a christian faction joined Gensokyo in TH 14?

Moerin · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2011, 04:38:56 PM »

Then ZUN would be set with the nigh-impossible challenge of making a hat even fancier than the Papal Tiara for their leader. >.>

What if there was a Summer youkai to go along with Lily, Letty and the Aki sisters?

game2011 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2011, 04:58:10 PM »

Then the fandom will come up with fan arts of that character owning Lily White whenever spring comes to an end.

What if Nitori really has a bald spot underneath her hat?

BTW, what's AA? Thanks in advance!

EDIT: Never mind... I just found out on Wikipedia that it stands for Alcoholics Anonymous.

Momijibot · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2011, 05:21:18 PM »

Then anyone who removed Nitori's hat would never be seen again.

What if Sanae was a god on the same level as Kanako and Suwako?

Savory · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2011, 06:49:31 PM »

Then she'd be a "good god".

What if Marisa didn't steal precious things?

Bias Bus · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2011, 06:55:54 PM »

Then that god awful song wouldn't exist. Also, she may not be as interesting to some people apparently.

What if Mima had actually came back in Tojiko's place?

(yeah I got nothin)

KrackoCloud · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2011, 07:21:28 PM »

Then people would start demanding ZUN to turn her back into a playable.

What if Kogasa became a recurring midboss for the next several games?

Red Frost · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2011, 07:35:15 PM »

She'd be the Team Rocket of Touhou, but still interesting.

What if Sakuya and Meiling traded jobs for a day?

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2011, 07:39:16 PM »

There suddenly wouldn't be random break-ins from Marisa and Remilia's tea would be chinese green tea instead of her red tea. :V

What if Rinnosuke became a boss fight in the next game?

Momijibot · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2011, 07:41:52 PM »

He'd still only be a plot device at best.

What if Player 2 Reimu got her own character development?

Moerin · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2011, 08:19:54 PM »

Then she'd be a clone created by Yumemi who tries to destroy Gensokyo in a bid to show that she's superior to the original, only to decide against it after a young youkai makes her see the error of her ways.

What if Patchouli was physically tough, strong, and not ill all the time?

Savory · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2011, 08:36:49 PM »

Powerful magic + superstrength= HOLY EPIC PATCHY, REMILIA!

What if Chen got her own shikigami?

Momijibot · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2011, 09:47:49 PM »

The Yakumo clan triangle would be complete (Yes, Yukari as Chen's Shikigami here).

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Reimu was hentai Kamen?

The Unlimited RR · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:23:34 PM »

Then Rinnosuke will invent the worlds greatest Aphrodesiac... ~~OLD SPICE~~

What if Alice collected Statues instead of Dolls?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:36:28 PM »

Hisoutensoku's final boss would be the Statue of Liberty... they blew it up! Damn them all to Hell!!

What if Kotohime was "sane?"

Aquila · « **Reply #19 on:** September 07, 2011, 04:07:22 AM »

Then her theme music would be "Princess"

What if Mokou and Kaguya made up?

Momijibot · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2011, 08:04:37 AM »

Quote from: Flandre Clarke on September 07, 2011, 04:07:22 AM

Then her theme music would be "Princess"

What if Mokou and Kaguya made up
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Then the Autumn sisters would disappear from the public eye.

What if Hina actually had a cult the size of MOTK at her disposal?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:39:22 PM »

Then she could replace curses with insanity at a level that would make the Lunarians jealous.

What if Flandre and Yuuka could clone other people, along with themselves?

CS · « **Reply #22 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:34:26 AM »

Then everyone is happy! Parties EVERY. SINGLE. DAY! And no one would be forever alone anymore!!!

What if Yukari breaks the fourth wall and takes over MotK?

Sophilia · « **Reply #23 on:** September 08, 2011, 11:05:54 AM »

Each Hakurei section would be split into its own web page, and rules infractions would be punished by sending Ran in person to beat the crap out of the offending party.

What if Kana Anaberal's unknown creator was Flandre?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #24 on:** September 09, 2011, 09:12:52 PM »

Flandre would finally have a friend that she wouldn't have to worry about blowing up and all would be right with the world (until they started playing tricks on Remilia).

What if Yuyuko decided to see if the nation of Turkey is as tasty as it's poultry counterpart?

haydude · « **Reply #25 on:** September 09, 2011, 09:28:58 PM »

Then it would have been the best and worst Thanksgiving ever.

What if Mokou and Nitori got togther and made a forest fire fighting brigade?

CS · « **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2011, 02:20:31 AM »

Only they can stop forest fires... after Mokou starts them...

What if Keine changed history so that it was Cirno who had sunk the Titanic... and that Letty WAS the Titanic?

Blitzer · « **Reply #27 on:** September 10, 2011, 03:51:23 AM »

Letty would drown, of course.

Should this go in Rumia's Party Games, or is it to spammy for that?

What if Touhou characters invaded this forum?

Aba Matindesu! · « **Reply #28 on:** September 10, 2011, 04:01:11 PM »

The server would be emergency-gapped by Yukari due to Cirno learning how to use proxies.

What if Remilia and Eirin went Final Destination/Saw (respectively) on everyone?

CS · « **Reply #29 on:** September 12, 2011, 07:49:42 AM »

Then everyone dies happy (albeit painfully...)

What if Suika's no more the Tsurupettan, and is running/flying all around Gensokyo to rub it in every other Touhou's face?