Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!

[FinnKaenbyou]

>"Err...Ganges Reefed?"

> "Ranges Geefed?"

>"HENSHIN!"

>"Gamzee Wreath?"

>Dolphin noises.
>"Orthodontist?"

>Put this after any and all attempts to find the activation word. If all of this fails: "Phwee..."

>Shujinko's expression grows more and more critical with every failed attempt at an incantation. By the time you get to 'Orthodontist' he's just plain confused.
"...Look. Let me spell it out for you. You dismiss the spell with Ganges Reefed, correct? The Ganges is a species of dolphin, and 'reefed' means going ashore. If I ask you to come up with something in that syntax meaning going out to sea, is there any chance you'll give me anything worthwhile?!"
You are torn between cutting the crap to find a real incantation and trolling Shujinko further with words that make no sense.

[Hello Purvis]

Yeah, doing dumb shit to piss off Shujinko is definitely going to be a high point.

>Snicker
>"I dunno. Will you? Because you've pretty much done nothing but insult me and my people and didn't apologize. You must be really insecure about not being able to do anything, huh?"
>"Anyways, Ganges Afloat ought to do it."

[Kips McKipzerson]

>"Anyways, Ganges Afloat ought to do it."

>Before this
>"Fu-sion-HA!"
>okay yeah lets be serious now :V

[FinnKaenbyou]

>"Fu-sion-HA!"

>Shujinko looks ready to explode. "Who are you even fusing with?!"

>Snicker
>"I dunno. Will you? Because you've pretty much done nothing but insult me and my people and didn't apologize. You must be really insecure about not being able to do anything, huh?"
>"Anyways, Ganges Afloat ought to do it."

>"Phweheheh," you giggle.
>"Or perhaps you're insecure in the presence of a race far beyond your comprehension," Shujinko responds without missing a beat. "Not that I would ever imply as such. That would be impolite, after all."
Political talk. Harami glares at him, but she can't really do much else.

> "Ganges Afloat!"
> A familiar warm light engulfs your body. You feel the gloves and boots wrapping around your arms and legs, the flapping of your frills on your legs, and your trusty whistle at your side. The gem on your chest shines as the light fades, and you give Shujinko a pose. For a moment, he's actually impressed, but then his bias kicks back in.
"Ahem. Your potential is interesting, at least. Your outfit is ridiculous, though. And a whistle...? How do you expect to win a war with THAT? I'm not sure how our masters can make anything of a weapon like that."

[Zengar Zombolt]

>Show him a small portion of the whistle's power. In the face.

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Show him a small portion of the whistle's power. In the face.

>You point the whistle and blow at him.
Nothing happens.
"Ah, you mean you don't realise that your powers are useless on the surface? Honestly, you don't seem to know anything."
Harami frowns. Admittedly, she DID say this to you in passing...

>"So what is that? The Whistle of Wisdom? Because if so, I'd suggest you spend the next hour or so puffing from it."

[Kips McKipzerson]

>Make a mental note to kick his ass one day.
>Attempt to charge the whistle, see if you can above ground.

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Make a mental note to kick his ass one day.
>Attempt to charge the whistle, see if you can above ground.

>You hope he's one of those corrupt advisors, just so that after he's defected you get to kick his ass.
>You attempt to charge the whistle, but the gauge doesn't so much as move. Sadness.

[E-Nazrin]

So now we need a name for our magic whistle!

Clearly it needs to be a play on "blowhole" so we can taunt Shuji with it giving better blowjobs than his gay ass ever will because dolphins

[Kips McKipzerson]

Let's called it a "blowhole". Because you know, We blow into a hole. It's super catchy I know :V

ummmm we could call it the "Flute of the Waters" or something. Or Fluffy.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Let's called it a "blowhole". Because you know, We blow into a hole. It's super catchy I know :V

ummmm we could call it the "Flute of the Waters" or something. Or Fluffy.

>"Pfft, really?" Shujinko can't stop himself from sniggering. "I didn't realise you humans were as inventive as you were educated. So much for that redeeming quality..."

[Kips McKipzerson]

>Note to self, Train the back of our hand somehow. This bitch needs it.
Anyone got a good name though? Minishark?

[Zengar Zombolt]

>Note to self: Get Taser.

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Note to self, Train the back of our hand somehow. This bitch needs it.
Anyone got a good name though? Minishark?

>Any excuse will do.
>Considering the sharks are your enemies, this may be a bad idea.

>Note to self: Get Taser.

>You can end the whole war in one sweep! With a strong enough taser, anyway.

[Sect]

> Oh, we'll just come up with a name later.
> "Let's just get to the training, 'kay? I'll show you what this thing can really do underwater!"
> He won't be laughing when we blast his ass out of the water!

[FinnKaenbyou]

> Oh, we'll just come up with a name later.
> "Let's just get to the training, 'kay? I'll show you what this thing can really do underwater!"
> He won't be laughing when we blast his ass out of the water!

> Something will come to you. Some day.
> "Good to see you're willing to actually get to training. Work ethic, I guess?"
> You leap forward into the water, with dozens of dolphins circling around you.

OP: 2500/2500

> From the mass of dolphins swarming around, one comes out and takes form. It turns into a young woman in a freely flowing china dress, bowing towards you with the utmost respect.
"Greetings! Me is named Twelve Fin Slaps! I special fighting master sent to help you become great Guardian! Me not speak your language good, but no dolphin know fighting better than me!"

You have enough potential to acquire 3 attacks and/or skills in addition to your bubble bullets and the Breath of Life. Make suggestions, and I will give viable OP costs. When three options are clearly the most popular, they will be acquired. Further skills can be attained by collecting the artifacts of defeated champions.

[Zengar Zombolt]

>Underwater dash!

[E-Nazrin]

>"Are you sure your name isn't Shampoo"
>"Will the other Champions have the same underwater limitations as me? I mean, dolphins have to breathe air, but I think the other nations just stay underwater...?"
>"And given that,  would they lose power by ending up out of the water while transformed?"

>CHAOS DUNK: 5000 OP
>!NEO NEW YORK CHAOS DUNK ADVISORY WARNING! A MEASURED 19.7 MEGAJOULE OF NEGATIVE BBALL PROTONS HAVE BEEN DETECTED. A CHAOS DUNK IS IMMINENT. FIND UNDERGROUND SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A TEST.

>Underwater dash, especially if it means above-water jumping acrobatics.
>Echolocative soundwave; headaches for everyone!
>If other Champions are harmed or limited by going above water, entrapping air bubble to lock them away.

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Underwater dash!

>"So, you want speed? Me can give you that!"
Twelve Fin Slaps (that's pretty long...does she need a nickname?) looks to the crowd and yells.
"Hey! Me need some space here! Break up so me can have some room!"

The words are interspersed with squeaks that are probably so profane that you don't want to hear a translation. Good thing Harami's still on the surface...
The dolphins comply, giving her several dozen feet to move in all directions. The master bows, suddenly the epitome of politeness again.
"Thank you."

Twelve Fin Slaps puts her arms to her sides, closing her eyes for a moment. She pulls them open in an instant, and she dashes to the side in an instant with ridiculous speed!
"That fast enough? It called Blinking Tide! Easy to learn - at least, from good master like me!"

>"Are you sure your name isn't Shampoo"
>"Will the other Champions have the same underwater limitations as me? I mean, dolphins have to breathe air, but I think the other nations just stay underwater...?"
>"And given that,  would they lose power by ending up out of the water while transformed?"

>"We have magic powered by air, yes? Other nations use water as basis, so they no need air. But their champions not good in air as result! You fine outside of water, but they not able to breathe!"
Twelve Fin Slaps pretends to choke, just in case she didn't get the point across.

>Echolocative soundwave; headaches for everyone!
>If other Champions are harmed or limited by going above water, entrapping air bubble to lock them away.

>"Echoloca...why you use big words for painful echo? You humans always need sound clever! Me have attack for you, though - it called Dolphin Roar! All creatures in water nearby hit by big sound! Use much air, though."
>"Hm..." Twelve Fins Slaps thinks for a minute about the second attack. "I could let you fire bubble that trap opponent, but it be quite slow. Would not work if opponent not distracted or held down. It be difficult technique to make bubble strong enough to hold Champion inside, too. Still, if you have weapon that use bubbles, I see what I can do."

Ability: Blinking Tide - Shift through water at almost impossible speeds, travelling up to fifty feet in the space of a second. 50 OP/charge
Ability: Dolphin Roar - Soundwave capable of stunning weaker enemies, and forcing stronger opponents to flinch. 125 OP

"So, what you have to work with?" Twelve Fin Slaps asks. "You use sword? Axe? Shiny magic coming from hands?"

[Kasu]

> "Er...  I have this."
> Show her the whistle.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Hey, maybe it a big bubble is too much, maybe little ones to get around their gills and stuff?"

[E-Nazrin]

>Note to self: We're getting a ranged mundane weapon to snipe from above water when we get the opportunity.

[FinnKaenbyou]

>"Hey, maybe it a big bubble is too much, maybe little ones to get around their gills and stuff?"

>"Small bubble be too weak. Enemy just pop it with hand before they pass out. Big bubble work good as finishing move, I think!"
>Now that you think about it, you have that Breath of Life ability...maybe it works the other way around. You could use the bubble to knock out your opponent, then take them to the surface and revive them after they've been defeated...

>Note to self: We're getting a ranged mundane weapon to snipe from above water when we get the opportunity.

>What sort of mundane weapon? A firearm? You'd have to do some digging to find one of those on Gensoushima.

> "Er...  I have this."
> Show her the whistle.

> Twelve Fins Slaps takes the whistle off your hands. She examines it curiously, lifting it up and looking from every direction.
"What this weapon do? It has no sharp edges. Not heavy enough to hit person with. Not even any spikes on it! How you call this a weapon?"
She hands it back to you. "You show me what it do. Hit me with full power!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Finny wants to be hit with full power? Well, let's take 'er literally then and use a 100% Charged Bubble!
>Hey, she asked for it.
>"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you."

[Kips McKipzerson]

>"Gimme a sec to charge it up."
>After we show her/him/it, Can we ask it if there's any way to reduce how long it takes to charge, or reduce the amount of OP used or something?

[FinnKaenbyou]

>"Why you puffing into whistle like that? What you try to do-"
>You hit full power, press release, and send a full-power bubble straight into the face of Twelve Fin Slaps. She's sent flying back into the wall of dolphins, which breaks apart as she approaches...and then stops herself in the water, wincing as she looks up to you with a new level of respect.
"That was great shot! You may have silly weapon, but it hit for good damage!"
She swims back towards you, rubbing at a mark on her face. She's grinning wildly as she does so.
"So...this weapon let you turn bubbles into weapons? There plenty of ways I could go with this. We have trap bubble we talk about earlier, or I teach you how to turn bubbles into real weapon, like sword or axe! You have ideas you want me to look in?"

>After we show her, Can we ask it if there's any way to reduce how long it takes to charge, or reduce the amount of OP used or something?

>"Hmmm...me not able to reduce air needed, but me can teach you to puff faster! Then attacks take less time to power up!"

Ability: Hyperventilation - Faster breathing, allowing you to charge moves faster. [Passive]

[E-Nazrin]

>"Would these weapons vanish above water?"

[FinnKaenbyou]

>"Would these weapons vanish above water?"

>"They made of bubbles. Of course they not work in air."

[Kips McKipzerson]

>"If I learn how to puff faster, about how much faster would it go? Say it takes 10 seconds for me to get to near-full power, would it take 5 if you taught me how to puff faster?"

So guys, Here's what I'm thinking so far: Hyperventilation (depending how much time it cuts), the dash (in case something happens like with Rin), and a space I'm not so sure about yet.
edit forgot to mention that
>"What else can you teach us?"

[FinnKaenbyou]

>"If I learn how to puff faster, about how much faster would it go? Say it takes 10 seconds for me to get to near-full power, would it take 5 if you taught me how to puff faster?"

>"Five maybe too much. I thinking more like..." Twelve Fin Slaps counts on her fingers to keep track of herself. "...seven."

>"What else can you teach us?"

>"Me could be here all day with that! You throw me ideas, and I tell you if they work or not!"