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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #180 on: May 26, 2011, 11:58:12 AM »
>Head for shore!
>Why that stupid jerk get to carry Okuu, anyways?
>Damn you and your desire to save Rin's life!

>You make it back to the shoreline where you took off before. There are a few towels sitting around for you to dry yourselves, but a problem comes up. This swimsuit of yours doesn't really come off...you look to Harami for an explanation while drying yourself off. (You note that she doesn't bother with one.)
"You have to dismiss the magic. The command is something personal, something with meaning to the speaker. I can't tell you what your incantation is - just say something that feels right."

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #181 on: May 26, 2011, 12:15:18 PM »
"You have to dismiss the magic. The command is something personal, something with meaning to the speaker. I can't tell you what your incantation is - just say something that feels right."

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> *phweeeeeeeeee*

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #182 on: May 26, 2011, 12:18:49 PM »
>Dolphin noises.
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« Reply #183 on: May 26, 2011, 12:20:19 PM »
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> *phweeeeeeeeee*
>Dolphin noises.
>Not really working. You're gonna have to go for something a little less...ambiguous. And probably in a human tongue, while you're at it.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #184 on: May 26, 2011, 12:23:16 PM »
>"Dolphin noises."
>If that fails, "Um... freak in?"
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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #185 on: May 26, 2011, 12:26:39 PM »
>"Something something style, something something grace, get this dolphin suit out of my face!"

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #186 on: May 26, 2011, 12:34:56 PM »
>"Dolphin noises."
>If that fails, "Um... freak in?"
>Harami is glaring at you, even when she doesn't know the attempted pop culture reference.
In fact, you're Japanese. Do YOU know the attempted pop culture reference?

>"Something something style, something something grace, get this dolphin suit out of my face!"
>"Something Something" is apparently not a magic word.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #187 on: May 26, 2011, 12:54:58 PM »
>"PENGUINS!"
>"I wonder if the password lets me have spaces or question marks? Ummm, 'I like to cut class for swimming!'"

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #188 on: May 26, 2011, 01:01:55 PM »
>"PENGUINS!"
>"I wonder if the password lets me have spaces or question marks? Ummm, 'I like to cut class for swimming!'"
>"Not that sort of personal."
Harami is staring again. Apparently your lack of academic ability has not won her over.

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« Reply #189 on: May 26, 2011, 01:03:15 PM »
>Phwee at Harami. "I don't know anything about this war or whatever magic stuff you're doing! I don't know if anything feels right right now!"
>"Unless 'Hey Okuu, Orin, let's have a threesome, maybe it'll inspire me' counts?"
>Sigh.
>Mutter an inexplicable phrase of frustration! "Gange reefed..."
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« Reply #190 on: May 26, 2011, 01:19:24 PM »
>Phwee at Harami. "I don't know anything about this war or whatever magic stuff you're doing! I don't know if anything feels right right now!"
>"Unless 'Hey Okuu, Orin, let's have a threesome, maybe it'll inspire me' counts?"
>Sigh.
>Mutter an inexplicable phrase of frustration! "Gange reefed..."
>"You'll think of something."
>Somehow, even though you didn't actually think that, you're STILL getting a glare from Orin. Strange.
>You end up muttering something under your breath, not even thinking about it.
"Ganges Reefed...?"
The dolphin insignia on your chest glows, leaping outwards again. Your body flashes, and in a moment you're back to your old human form. The dolphin shrinks, landing inside the gem on your necklace where it had been before. The gem seems...duller now, a little emptier.
>"Whooooa." Rin is staring at you, blinking rapidly. She turns to Harami. "Teach me how to do that. It looks awesome."
"One Champion per Nation," Harami responds. "I've already offered this girl most of my power. This..."
She suddenly realises something rather important has been forgotten.
"...I'm sorry, what was your name again?"

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #191 on: May 26, 2011, 01:25:13 PM »
"...I'm sorry, what was your name again?"

> phweeeeeee

> er i mean

> 35.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #192 on: May 26, 2011, 01:25:40 PM »
>"Charles Barkley."
>"Um, Sango Tororetsu. And yours was, uh... Harami? What was your last name, again?"
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #193 on: May 26, 2011, 01:28:13 PM »
>"Charles Barkley."

>Shut up and phwee.

(On a side note, this game is making me want to catch up on Amanchu.

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« Reply #194 on: May 26, 2011, 01:33:43 PM »
> phweeeeeee

> er i mean

> 35.
>You are not a number! You are a phwee woman!

>"Charles Barkley."
>"Um, Sango Tororetsu. And yours was, uh... Harami? What was your last name, again?"
>Harami bows to you.
"Harami Umio, princess of Odonto. The pleasure is all mine."

>After a few minutes, you've managed to pack away your swimming gear and change back into your school uniforms. The sun is setting now - you'd better get back to the dorms.
That said, though...you have a slight issue in the case of Harami. The dorm might be willing to accept you taking in guests, but that fin on her back will inevitably call attention. It's coming right through the back of the robes she's wearing, too...

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #195 on: May 26, 2011, 01:37:16 PM »
> Watch as horrible joke misses its mark.

> Poke the fin a few times.

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« Reply #196 on: May 26, 2011, 01:43:19 PM »
>"Can you hide that? It'd draw a lot of attention..."
>Check out the pendant again. Is that dolphin gem getting any brighter again?
>"And what's the deal with that War of the Waters, anyway? I haven't heard of that... or a nation of sharks."
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« Reply #197 on: May 26, 2011, 01:47:49 PM »
> Watch as horrible joke misses its mark.

> Poke the fin a few times.
>I got the joke. Then I salvaged it.

>Harami turns towards you, glaring for a moment, before her eyes widen.
"Ah, yes. The fin. Can't really explain that away...I'm afraid my own form is something I have no power over, not now that I've given the necklace to you. Is there any way you can sneak me in without being seen? Or find something for me to cloak myself with?"

>Check out the pendant again. Is that dolphin gem getting any brighter again?
>"And what's the deal with that War of the Waters, anyway? I haven't heard of that... or a nation of sharks."
>The pendant is slowly getting brighter. At this rate, it'll probably take a few hours to reach its former brightness.
>"The War of the Waters is exactly what it sounds like - the Seven Nations of the Seas resolving their differences in a fight 'til death or yield. I'll give you the full details when we're somewhere out of sight...this beach doesn't have a coastguard, does it?"

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« Reply #198 on: May 26, 2011, 01:58:48 PM »
>DOES this beach have a coastguard?
>"You can change your form?... Let me guess, you're actually a dolphin."
>Laugh nervously.
>Do we have an extra towel Harami could wear to cover the fin?

We could pass her off as hunchbacked, maybe. And found while we were at sea (technically not a lie). Especially if we can get a backpack under there to fill out around the fin. As for keeping her hidden after that... claim she's recovering from hypothermia in our room?

Well, either that or just DOLPHIN FORM her ass with more magicks.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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« Reply #199 on: May 26, 2011, 02:05:08 PM »
>DOES this beach have a coastguard?
>"You can change your form?... Let me guess, you're actually a dolphin."
>Laugh nervously.
>Do we have an extra towel Harami could wear to cover the fin?

We could pass her off as hunchbacked, maybe. And found while we were at sea (technically not a lie). Especially if we can get a backpack under there to fill out around the fin. As for keeping her hidden after that... claim she's recovering from hypothermia in our room?

Well, either that or just DOLPHIN FORM her ass with more magicks.
>Not that you're aware of.
>"Your grasp of the obvious is truly astounding, Sango. How proud must your pod be of you?"
>Yeah you are now laughing really nervously.
>Yes, but a towel hanging on your back might look weird."

>"...A backpack?"
Utsuho thinks to herself to a moment, clicking her fingers. She takes off her own backpack, undoing a zip on the back and putting it on Harami. There's just enough room for Harami's fin to fit inside, but she starts stumbling from the weight.
"What is in this thing?" Harami asks.
"Textbooks," Utsuho responds, in a matter-of-factly tone that even Harami would struggle to replicate. "University level physics. Something to read between classes."
...You have never met anyone like Utsuho, and you severely doubt you ever will.
"Well, it'll do," Harami says, panting a little under the weight. "Lead the way."

>There are a couple of paths to the dorm from here. One leads through a densely populated shopping district, and the other's a quieter but shadier area of town. Where to?

Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #200 on: May 26, 2011, 02:09:59 PM »
>Shopping district. Because it's crowded and it's good when there's crowds.


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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #201 on: May 26, 2011, 02:11:54 PM »
>How bad would the crowds be in the shopping district right now? How about in an hour or two, if we can spare that long?
>How shady is the shady area? Have we passed through there safely enough at this time of day in the past?
>Which route would be faster, if either?

Crowd means more chances for someone to knock Harami around and expose her disguise or let her make some suspicious cultural screwup in public. It's a matter of social safety vs. physical safety.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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« Reply #202 on: May 26, 2011, 02:18:32 PM »
>How bad would the crowds be in the shopping district right now? How about in an hour or two, if we can spare that long?
>How shady is the shady area? Have we passed through there safely enough at this time of day in the past?
>Which route would be faster, if either?

Crowd means more chances for someone to knock Harami around and expose her disguise or let her make some suspicious cultural screwup in public. It's a matter of social safety vs. physical safety.
>Everything's starting to close, so there'll be lots of customers in for the end-day rush. Should be deserted in an hour, but what are you going to do while you wait?
>You've been through before and things have been fine, but you aren't sure how some of the locals might react to Harami.
>Shopping district is the fastest route.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #203 on: May 26, 2011, 02:22:44 PM »
Should be deserted in an hour, but what are you going to do while you wait?

>Make out?
>"There's no coastguard, Harami, and the fastest way home will be crowded for an hour or so. Are you sure we can't talk about this here?"
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« Reply #204 on: May 26, 2011, 02:45:28 PM »
>Make out?
>"There's no coastguard, Harami, and the fastest way home will be crowded for an hour or so. Are you sure we can't talk about this here?"
>Harami looks out to the sea. She sighs, sitting down.
"Very well, then. Since the three of you are now involved, I suppose it's only fair for me to explain this to all of you."

>"You humans seem to be unaware of the worlds that exist beneath you. The seas have been teeming with life for billions of years, and much of that time was spent in conflict. Fighting to eat, fighting to live.
Unbeknownst to you, we at one point evolved beyond that. We obtained power, the sort that humanity has never been able to obtain. Magic, Sango. We found magic, and with it we turned from fighting pods to a full-blown civilisation. We were the first - Odonto, the Nation of the Dolphins.

But others followed. Selachi, the Nation of Sharks; Anguilli, the Nation of Eels; Meduso, the Nation of Jellyfish. The three were united in one belief - that Odonto was weak, and needed to be stripped of power. They thought less of us because we were foreign - no gills, forced to live in air-tight domes at the bottom of the ocean. Yet none would seek to attack outright, lest the oceans run red with blood in a full-blown war.

Selachi proposed a solution. Each Nation would send a member of their nobility to a human island, and there they would select a human Champion to fight for them. The battle would continue until all but one Nation had yielded or had their Champion killed in battle, and the winner would be considered the ruling power of the Seven Seas.

That was the first War of the Waters.

It has grown since then. Smaller countries have joined, hoping to make their mark, bringing the total to seven Nations. Odonto has grown tired of this bloodshed, but there is little we can do to stop it. For as long as our nation breathes, we will be discriminated against, and the Wars will continue. This is the only way we can stop the oceans - and indeed the world - from falling apart around us."

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #205 on: May 26, 2011, 02:55:14 PM »
>"The world? Killed in battle?!"
>Phwee!
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« Reply #206 on: May 26, 2011, 02:59:53 PM »
>"Bu....but why did you choose me? What was with that glowy creepy dolphin wall painting covering the tunnel to your room? Why did I understand what was written on it?"

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #207 on: May 26, 2011, 03:00:44 PM »
>The fate of the waterworld rests on our shoulders, huh.
>Ask if there's gonna be any support from Odonto.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #208 on: May 26, 2011, 03:12:25 PM »
>"The world? Killed in battle?!
>Phwee!
>"Of course, we don't support the killing," Harami continues. "Odonto has always aimed to make opponents surrender rather than kill them outright. Other nations, though, are less accepting. Selachi sees the war as a bloodsport, for example, where life and death are just a game.

I can give you a few guides as to what will happen. First, the island will be blocked off from civilisation. Dolphins, sharks, eels, everything that should be in these waters will appear and block everything going in or out. Most likely your internet will be brought down in short order. The Nations don't approve of human intervention outside of the Champions, you see, and again they're likely to kill people if they don't approve.

The Royals will be on the island, in roughly human form like myself. Some like Selachi will make their declarations of battle fair - most Champions are powerless outside the water, and I assume you're one of them. Others, like Meduso, will seek to catch you off guard and kill you in your sleep. One thing is for certain - they will all be targeting the Champion of Odonto."

>The fate of the waterworld rests on our shoulders, huh.
>Ask if there's gonna be any support from Odonto.
>"Most likely, we'll be claiming this shore for ourselves," Harami says. "Perhaps we can find an old master or two who can teach you how to properly manipulate your...weapon."
She's having trouble taking your whistle seriously. It needs a cool name, you decide.

>"Bu....but why did you choose me? What was with that glowy creepy dolphin wall painting covering the tunnel to your room? Why did I understand what was written on it?"
>"I was in that room because Odonto wanted the wars to end. They figured that if the princess was missing, there could be no war, but they knew eventually someone would stumble upon me and the war would begin again. The other Nations were already here, ready to fight the moment I woke up, so I couldn't waste time. I had to elect a Champion, and you were the first option I had.
As for the entrance...I have no idea. It was my father's work, I think, and he never explained it to me."

>Harami frowns.
"I'm sorry, Sango. It's not a burden I'd wish up you willingly, but you have potential. Your magical prowess is impressive for a beginner, and with some training I feel you have an excellent chance of defending yourse-"
"Cut that crap!" Rin yells, cutting Harami off. "No way am I letting Sango take on all this crap by herself! I don't care if you say that you gave her all your power or whatever it is, there's gotta be something I can do-"
"Do you think your friend would appreciate you getting yourself in trouble again?" Harami asks. Rin freezes, and Harami turns to you.
"Well, Sango? Would you let your friend step into this battlefield now, or give her a chance to be safe?"
Rin glares at you, looking resolute. You can see a flame of determination in her eyes.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #209 on: May 26, 2011, 03:15:51 PM »
>Resolution means nothing while she can barely swim like this. NIGGA SAID DENIED