Author Topic: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind (Call America, Germany wins!)  (Read 26737 times)

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #150 on: June 17, 2011, 06:50:31 AM »
Love you too <3

Kasu

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #151 on: June 17, 2011, 07:06:23 PM »
Things seem to have taken an odd turn.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #152 on: June 18, 2011, 04:54:24 AM »
Spring of 1904 Retreat phase


Austria:

England:

France:
A Bel - Pic

Germany:
F Nth - Lon

Italy:

Russia:

Turkey:

Fall of1904


The deadline for Fall 1904 orders is 21.6, 12:00AM/0000 CST

PX

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #153 on: June 18, 2011, 05:07:16 AM »
... :V
:V
:colonveeplusalpha:

Kasu

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #154 on: June 18, 2011, 12:34:16 PM »
... :V
:V
:colonveeplusalpha:
Pffffthahaha!

* Kasu high-fives Shadoweh.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #155 on: June 19, 2011, 01:15:50 AM »
Happy birthday France. :3

PX

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #156 on: June 19, 2011, 01:51:01 AM »
WELCOME CONQUERER!!!!!!!!!

Kasu

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #157 on: June 19, 2011, 02:23:48 AM »
Happy birthday France. :3
Thank ye~

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #158 on: June 19, 2011, 08:06:27 AM »
Greetings from the Ottoman Empire to the Old World!

We are excited to inform you that a New Order has taken control of the future of the Ottoman Empire. Under the reign of Sultan "Action" Dan, the empire expanded its borders considerably, but at the expense of the citizens living at home and in the surrounding areas. Human rights abuses under Dan's regime were, sadly, widespread. We have heard the concerns of the people and acted on their desire for freedom. Earlier today, forces led by the enigmatic colonel known only as "The Conqueror" stormed the Presidential Palace, decimating the palace guard and then hanging Sultan Dan on his own gallows in the middle of the town plaza.

Due to the questionable foreign policy of the Dan regime and the fact that the Sultan's forces burned all the files in the National Archive before revolutionary forces could get a hold of them, all relations with foreign states will be given a clean slate, although already standing treaties and non-aggression pacts will be observed if they are brought to notice.

Diplomatic missives will be sent shortly to all involved parties once the post-celebration riots have quieted down.

~~President and Guiding Hand of Light in the Great Revolution Generalissimo Conqueror of the Revolutionary Guard


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

PX

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #159 on: June 19, 2011, 08:40:04 AM »
ALL HAIL CONQUERER!

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!

ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #160 on: June 19, 2011, 01:09:14 PM »
Traitorous CONQUEROR SCUM!  You may have rid me of my place in the land of the living, but bad guys never die, only they become haunting ghosts with strange influences over copereal inanimate objects.  HO HO HO! I shall haunt you for the rest of this game!

*cough* Hopefully it will be ok to be able to PM conqueror at my leisure (which might only be for just today since I'm leaving) while he chats it up and gives the final orders.

Don't lynch me.

Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #161 on: June 19, 2011, 01:44:23 PM »
NO WAY! WE OF THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE WILL RULE OUR COUNTRY FROM THE PLACE KNOWN AS SWEDEN! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #162 on: June 19, 2011, 08:02:34 PM »
@Mod: Requesting a short extension (1 or 2 days) so I can figure out what the hell is going on with this game.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #163 on: June 19, 2011, 08:32:37 PM »
Hmm. I suppose since you just checked in.  You better be talking ears off with this time.

There shall now be a 24 hour extension
The deadline for Fall 1904 orders is 22.6, 12:00AM/0000 CST

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #164 on: June 22, 2011, 03:49:09 AM »
Fall of 1904 Movement


Austria:
A Bud - Ser
A Gal - Ukr
A Pie Supports A Ven
A Rum - Sev
   Struck back against Mos (1 vs. 1)
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Ven Holds
A War Supports A Gal - Ukr

England:
F Bel Supports F Lon - Eng
   Support failed!  Supported Unit's order does not match support given
   Dislodged from Pic (2 vs. 1)

A Fin - Stp
   Failed because: A Stp - Mos failed
F Hol Supports F Bel
   Support cut by Move from Kiel
   Dislodged from Kie (2 vs. 1)

F Nth - Edi
F Nwy Supports A Den - Swe
A Yor - Lvp
   Struck back with Cly (1 vs. 1)

France:
A Cly - Lvp
F Eng Supports A Pic - Bel
A Gas - Mar
F Mao - Wes
F Nao Supports A Cly - Lvp
A Pic - Bel

Germany:
A Den - Swe
A Kie - Hol
F Lon Holds
A Ruh Supports A Kie - Hol

Italy:
A Rom Supports A Apu - Ven
A Tus Supports A Apu - Ven

Russia:
F Swe Holds
   Dislodged from Den
~It's inevitable~

Turkey:
F Aeg Supports A Con - Bul
A Apu - Ven
   Struck back with Ven (3 vs. 3)
A Con - Bul
F Gre - Alb
F Ion - Adr
A Mos - Sev
   Struck back against Rum (1 vs. 1)
A Stp - Mos
   Failed because: A Mos - Sev failed

Retreat orders needed from:
England:
F Hol
F Bel


Fall of1904 Resolutions


This turn is just a barrel of laughs.  I'll let you all figure out what looks like betrayals all over amongst yourselves.

The deadline for retreat orders is 22.6 10:00PM/2200CST

PX

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #165 on: June 22, 2011, 04:03:39 AM »
To: Schezo
Subject: Diplomacy Winter 1904 AD England

/wrist
R-R-R-R-R-RAGE QUIT
I HATE EVERYTHING

DESTROY ALL BUT A FIN AND F NOR

Brb, going to go kill a certain kitten.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/untitled.jpg
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 06:56:04 AM by PX »

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #166 on: June 22, 2011, 04:24:26 AM »
Fall of 1904 Retreat Phase


Austria:

England:
Supply Centers were lost!  Units to be: oh wait.

France:
Supply Centers were gained!  Units that may be built: 1

Germany:
Supply Centers were gained!  Units that may be built: 3

Italy:

Russia:
It was a pleasure but this is the last we'll see of Russia.  Everyone say goodbye.

Turkey:
Supply Centers were gained!  Units that may be built: 1

Winter of1904


The deadline for Winter of 1904 orders is 22.6 10:00PM/2200CST

PX

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #167 on: June 22, 2011, 04:24:50 AM »
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

I'm in space!

I'm in space!

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

PX

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #168 on: June 22, 2011, 04:33:33 AM »
I am the bone of my country.
Armies are my body and fleets are my blood.
I have created over a thousand treaties
Unknown to allies, nor known to enemies
Have withstood betrayals to create many treaties
Yet those treaties will never mean anything
So as I pray
UNLIMITED I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL WORKS

PX

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #169 on: June 22, 2011, 04:41:38 AM »
Triple posting like a pro

I am no longer England. I am now Norway. Good day.

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEE
It's seriously trippy how the A's start looking like they're moving backwards in slow motion.

Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able?well, forced, really?to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. You know, if you had done that to someone else, they might dedicate their life to exacting... revenge.

Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You did kill me. Fair's fair.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 05:02:04 AM by PX »

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #170 on: June 22, 2011, 05:44:16 AM »

Hi everyone,

As you guys can probably tell, I broke up with Austria last season. Irreconcilable differences apparently. Don't ask for details, it's all still very sensitive.

Also as an aside the Austrian ambassador to Turkey was found tarred and feathered floating face down in the Black Sea.

~~</3


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Dorian White

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #171 on: June 22, 2011, 04:35:18 PM »
This is clearly the uncivilized reaction of an uncivilized nation.
No invitation to the Vienna Opera Ball for you next year.

Dorian von Habsburg
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Gensokyo nube. Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi diva Venus.

Kasu

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #172 on: June 22, 2011, 10:03:18 PM »
Oh God.  I think me and Germany broke England. :ohdear:

Seems like the map is changing drastically!

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #173 on: June 23, 2011, 02:32:54 AM »
Holy Batman!

Well, it must be morning because the sun is shining in the east  :D

:Avoid mentioning England: :Avoid mentioning England: :Avoid mentioning England: :Avoid mentioning England:

Don't lynch me.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #174 on: June 23, 2011, 03:25:12 AM »
FFFF I realize I could have optimized better.

Game-breaking mistake.

FFFFFFFF


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #175 on: June 23, 2011, 03:46:00 AM »
Winter of 1904 Builds


Austria:

England:
Disbands F Edi
Disbands F Yor

France:
Builds A Par

Germany:
Builds A Ber
Builds F Kie
Builds A Mun

Italy:

Turkey:
Builds F Ank

Winter of1904 Resolution


The deadline for the Spring of 1905 orders is 25.6 11:00PM/2300CST

Edible

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #176 on: June 23, 2011, 08:34:58 PM »
Beware, early 20th century Europe!

For soon, DOOM will plague your shores!

Kasu

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #177 on: June 23, 2011, 08:44:36 PM »
Beware, early 20th century Europe!

For soon, DOOM will plague your shores!
?

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Edible

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #178 on: June 23, 2011, 08:46:28 PM »

Pesco

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Re: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind
« Reply #179 on: June 23, 2011, 08:49:14 PM »
Edible's just bored at work.