Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 102472 times)

Mimachiro · « **Reply #750 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:13:54 AM »

After the nosebleed is finished, walk over and bring the tofu down for Ran, then enjoy watching the cute faces she makes while eating, promptly leading to Omochikaeri mode.

What would you do if you were woken up by Aya taking pictures of you while you were sleeping?

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #751 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:21:54 AM »

Fling one of my pillows at her in a sleepy haze, and stagger out of bed to find something to eat.
And if she's still there afterwards, well, i have no clue what then.

Hey...there's a distinctive parasol if ever there was one!
It's chibi!Yukari! And like Ran earlier, she's trying to get at something on a high shelf.
...Wrinkle cream? Why the heck is she trying to get at that?

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #752 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:28:02 AM »

H-H-HAAAAAAG!
no wait dont cry you'll make me cry too i'm sorry i didnt mean it was just a joke ;_;

Adult Chen is now beating you down for being mean to Chibi Yukari.

CS · « **Reply #753 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:55:39 PM »

Die of a nosebleed before she manages to hit me.

Komachi is now the new judge of the dead!

Momijibot · « **Reply #754 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:23:16 PM »

"I could make it easy for you and judge myself, if you want..."

Shikieki is now on your head.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #755 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:54:24 PM »

The weight of a thousand sins crushes me like a pancake.

Marisa crashes into you.

game2011 · « **Reply #756 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:31:27 PM »

Get her medical aid. She hurt herself from the crash. Wait, I'm also injured...

You caught this on your camera. Imagine that's Chen. Pic found on Uncyclopedia, by the way.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #757 on:** June 23, 2011, 05:00:22 PM »

Immediately organize an expedition to Gensokyo.

You're standing at attention and Reisen II is trying to chew you out.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #758 on:** June 23, 2011, 09:48:16 PM »

Stare and blink for a few moments before shooting her in the face with danmaku and taking charge (Lunar Rabbits just aren't what they used to be)

What would you do if you ran into Wriggle dressed as a samurai warrior?

The Unlimited RR · « **Reply #759 on:** June 23, 2011, 09:59:12 PM »

Join her in adventures of glory with Meira and Konngara, as a crack squad of hotshot Samurai for-hire!

...If you saw EX-Keine charging at your ass, in order to cave some unfortunate SOB behind you?

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #760 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:06:16 PM »

Fucking move!

You walk in on Reisen and Eirin... doing... stuff.

Kimchii · « **Reply #761 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:19:19 AM »

Yell "RABBIT ABUSE" and then run away.
You run into one of Tewi's pranks (to be more exact, you fall into a pit). Tewi looks down into it and laughs at you.

Nem · « **Reply #762 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:30:34 AM »

Climb out and lay down a pitfall filled with rubber snakes. When she falls in, fill it with real snakes as she tries to climb out. Don't worry, they're not venomous, I think...

It looks like Satori has finally snapped! She's now playing soccer with her Third Eye. You see Koishi giggling in the bushes.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #763 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:38:56 AM »

Check to see if it's that annoying Psycho Koishi. If it is, brutally murder her.

Aya hands you a pedophile detection quiz - you are to look at all the photographs of assorted Touhoes and determine if their smile is that of a kid fiddler's.

NEETori · « **Reply #764 on:** June 24, 2011, 05:59:45 AM »

It's actually Nue, and it's a trap! They're pictures of pervy old men (and Kourin).

You're playing on a fairly popular MMO. You decide to stop in the human village. Suddenly, you die because an angry lycanthrope kills you dead. Okay, maybe you decide to go level in the Bamboo Forest. Nope, suddenly your screen goes dark, and you die. You try again, and you make it into the bamboo forest, only to fall into a pit and die. Too bad. You head to the river to train instead, and while talking to the boatman, you get judged, and unsurprisingly, die. This, btw, is not a Touhou MMO. You walk into a flower field, only to, once again, die, this time to a giant magical laser from a clearly beautiful, but also unbalanced green-haired country music star. What do you do?

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #765 on:** June 24, 2011, 06:11:01 AM »

Fucking respawn and bitch on the official forums about making Yuuka too overpowered.

For some reason, your MMO character's now <insert favorite touhoe here>.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #766 on:** June 24, 2011, 07:26:39 AM »

LV45 tweaked Master Spark DPS LFG>UFO Instance

Yukari is giving you flying lessons, the only way she know how. By gapping you half a mile above the ground.

CS · « **Reply #767 on:** June 24, 2011, 07:43:03 AM »

Be like Banshee, SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT! (and hope I don't feel the ground)

Yukari gaps you into Gensokyo! To be exact, you are now in the Moriya Shrine. You take a peek outside the window and realize there's a train coming right at your direction. Yukari giggles from afar...

game2011 · « **Reply #768 on:** June 24, 2011, 07:46:51 AM »

Eat spinach to gain the power to stop the train! Yeah, randomness at its best...

Tenshi is displeased with her fanon portrayal.

NEETori · « **Reply #769 on:** June 24, 2011, 08:01:31 AM »

China Punch her back to Heaven and give someone responsible the Hisou Sword.

Speaking of China, after teaching you her Roc Killing Fist, Meiling expects payment.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #770 on:** June 24, 2011, 10:15:22 AM »

Here you go, enough caffeine pills to keep an elephant awake for the next century! These ought to last you about a week. Enjoy!

What would you do if you saw Cirno running around dressed as the grim reaper after having stolen Komachi's scythe while she was slacking off?

game2011 · « **Reply #771 on:** June 24, 2011, 12:00:53 PM »

Bring Komachi to her so that she can reclaim her scythe and teach Cirno a lesson about stealing other people's things.

Byakuren thinks you're cute.

CS · « **Reply #772 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:17:36 PM »

Turn red and...
EXPLODE! Real men aint no cutesey puff, real men are huge, buffed hunks whose heavenly looks and divine hair can pierce the heavens and divide by zero!

Speaking of men, Yukari has just genderbent everyone in Gensokyo...

Koakkuri · « **Reply #773 on:** June 24, 2011, 02:25:44 PM »

I'm okay with this. :3

It's Elis' amazing magic show!

Mimachiro · « **Reply #774 on:** June 25, 2011, 12:09:57 AM »

Sit back and enjoy a show full of magical moe goodness.

What would you do if you ran into Sariel at the local tavern?

⑨ Bit Red Vampire · « **Reply #775 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:29:13 AM »

"Where's the soon-to-be corpse? I wanna poke it!"

You notice Alice while your walking down your street. She suddenly drops her Grimoire on accident! What would you do?

Major Havoc · « **Reply #776 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:46:57 AM »

Be a man, pick it up and, give it back to her!

What if you were to see Rumia being bullied by Reimu?

CS · « **Reply #777 on:** June 25, 2011, 03:57:47 AM »

"Hey! Pick on somebody your own size, shrine maiden!"
*Reimu turns around*
"No, wait! Not me! I'm bigger than you, I mean someone your size"
Then promptly get beaten up by her for calling her small/flat... (Wait, did I just imply I'm bigger than her!?)

Surprised? No? Then welcome the new shrine maiden into Gensokyo. Yes, the one just outside the Human Village, the Tatara Shrine. It's the Shrine Maiden of Surprise, Kogasa!

DX7.EP · « **Reply #778 on:** June 25, 2011, 04:04:19 AM »

Not surprisingly Kogasa isn't qualified to perform shrine maiden duties. And even Sanae isn't clearly fit for the job.

During an operation, Eirin asks for suppositories, and Reisen...well...readies them....

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #779 on:** June 25, 2011, 04:15:20 AM »

Shit my pants before they even stuff them up.

...

"You stay class, Jack Mackerel."

The new news anchor looks suspiciously like Hata-tan.