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Ask a Staffer - Lucky 7 Episode - Ask a Gap Edition!
Hello Purvis:
Once you've completed your doctorate, where do you intend to work?
Gappy:
--- Quote from: Hanged Hourai on April 04, 2011, 01:18:59 AM ---How long does it take you to think up these replies?
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Depending on the number of questions, between 45 minutes to 2 hours, maybe 3 if you include all the art.
T-that's a lot of time!
Or about as long as it takes to gattai. Come on, Hobo, let me climb your shoulders....
Watch'em, them's just got waxifyins.
Now, Sakana-neechama...
B-but I don't want to be the face-bashing warhammer!
Don't worry, you don't have to be.
Oh, really?
Because our enemies are tired of tuna. They are going to be eating strawberries today.
W-what? H-hey....wait....what's that look f-
...no, I'm not....NO!
--- Quote from: Kips McAmmyson on April 05, 2011, 02:00:23 PM ---You can't beat...
Phantasm Kips! Mwuahahahahaha!
Or, erm, wait, can you?
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WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!
....a disgusting red gap, a hapless tuna, a shady, poor miko, and a hobo doctor.
That was one of them rhetoritimes.
Rhetowhatsit...?
A stupid, blindingly obvious question, designed for dramatimes.
Maybe I can't....BUT TOGETHER, THE PATHS OF GAPS, TUNAS, THE POOR, AND DOCTORS, COME TOGETHER, INTERTWINED INTO THE PATH OF THE SPIRAL, BLAZING A NEW PATH INTO THE FUTURE FOR OTHERS TO FOLLOW, PIERCING THE HEAVENS AND THE INFINITY BEYOND!
G-Gappy-chan, n-not a-gain, n-nooooo!
W-wait, wh-what're you....h-hey, d-don't bash me into t-the....
W-wait, I-I w-was r-really t-trying t-to h-help y-you all!
Sure! Now let us help you help us help you help us all~
KNOCK KNOCK, BIZNIZ TIEMZZZZ!
*GIGA TUNABERRY BREAKER!*
--- Quote from: sammy t coleridge on April 04, 2011, 09:04:13 PM ---Has anybody mega-dissed you with the moniker of "Crappy"?
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Maybe, but most of them GO DOWN FROM UNMANLY THINGS LIKE DEATH, JUST LIKE SISSIES, JUST LIKE THAT never repeat it after we foster some communication and cooperation.
Should I check for vital signins and wallets?
Just check for nakama signs and wallets.
WHYYYYYYY?!
Because love is directly proportional to the amount of force applied. Unfortunately.
Spoken like a true tsundere.
I'm telling you, it's not because I like you or anything! And I was the one delivering the force!
--- Quote from: Purvissimo on April 05, 2011, 11:47:11 PM ---Once you've completed your doctorate, where do you intend to work?
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Completing my doctorate is but the first step. I will need to go through a LOT of training after that. England's probably the best place for that, considering I'm already training for the system. So I'll be chilling here in the UK for a long while yet. What comes after? Who knows? There are many places in the world that need doctors.
Like me. And wallets
I wish. I will go where I am needed, just as you are needed here, Doctor. That kitten needs saving..
That she does. I've relieved her of her life savings to pay for my expert medical care. I've charged her the nakama joining fees.
*Valentia has joined the party* H-hope to g-get along w-with you a-all...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You act as if you didn't see that one coming from Mars. With love.
--- Quote from: Rou You Can on April 05, 2011, 03:31:42 PM ---If I ask nicely, can I borrow Sakana from you? Indefinitely? I won't do anything to her, promise! Though she might be wearing a swimsuit under the dress. But that doesn't matter, right?! :3
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N-NOO! S-She's going to take me home!
And put you in them swimmin' sweet times.
AND SHE'S GOING TO PUT ME IN A SWIMSUIT! I'M DOOOOOOMED!
Don't worry, Sakana-neechama, you'd look cute in anything, especially a swimsuit.
R-really?
Really Really~
Ehehehe, Gappy-chan praised me again~<3 x 10
Isn't that one, like, really really old?
M-more i-importantly, n-now isn't t-the time f-for that!
THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR MOE!
....This fairy has something for swimsuits?
C-CREEPY! What shameless courage!
Sure you can have Sakana-neechama....
....if you can prise her from my cold dead fingers SUPER BURNING AWESOME BURNING GATTAI OF BURNING DOOM!
....something's really going to burn if you don't stop screaming in my ear, Gap-Face...
G-Gappy-ch-chan, I-I don't want to wear a swimsuit under my dress all the t-time!
Don't worry, you don't have to.
R-really?
Sure.
BECAUSE REAL MEN GO COMMANDO!
But Gappy-chaaan, we're not.....Gappy-chan, I think we need to see a doctor....
Yo, sup. I charge by the hour, and accept all major credit cards and payments made in diamonds, oysters, swank new cribs and pimpin' new rides.
A real doctor.
--- Quote from: Bob on March 31, 2011, 09:54:29 AM ---What is your opinion of modern chivalry?
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A lot of people say 'chivalry is dead', that there cannot be a notion of 'modern chivalry' for chivalry in itself is synonymous with antiquated, and thus the term 'modern chivalry' would, at best an oxymoron, at worst a paradox. I personally believe that this is a result of society's evolution, from what was once communities built on interdependence between people of specified lifetime roles, to a global community made up of individual, independent units who can fulfill any role, anytime, determined, maybe even desperate, to live without depending on others. This is particularly true with gender roles, where the traditionalist sense of interdependence between man and woman becoming more and more blurry.
Chivalry was particularly built around the traditional notion of gender roles - Men, the strong, shall serve and protect those that are weak and in need of protection, i.e. women. It is easy to see why many today, particularly feminists and activists for female empowerment, consider chivalry unsuitable for this day and age. Many say that the image that women require the protection of men must be broken in order for women to truly be free.
Personally, what I believe is truly antiquated is that definition of chivalry. Chivalry is, in its most basic essence, living for the sake of others, putting their needs above your own. To live for your loved ones, your friends, your community, for humanity and the world - that is chivalry, in its broadest, most all-embracing sense. Chivalry is queuing up in an orderly manner at the ticket stop. Chivalry is putting your litter in the bin. Chivalry is flushing after using the public toilet. Chivalry is stopping to put a few coins in a homeless person's cup. Chivalry is going out to coach the local junior football cup. Chivalry is going out to Kenya to work with street children.
My opinion of modern chivalry? It is a grossly, unfairly underrated concept. Many do not realize its relevance, its importance, especially today, now, in the world's time of direst need. However, modern chivalry still lives on, in what few people who possess awareness and will to make a difference, even if they don't know it. Only when it truly dies will hope for humanity cease to exist.
O-our h-hope's about to c-cease right NOW!
They're coming for the tuna!
NOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A SWIMSUUUUUUUUUIIIIIT!
Y-You guys g-go on! I'll hold t-them off h-here!
....murderer-kitten-whose-name-we-don't-even-know....you'd sacrifice yourself....for us?
Y-You're my nakama, r-right? When you reached out your hand to me.....I knew...
That it was b*tch-slapin' time?
.....I knew that it was destiny for us to meet....
....clueless-kitten-whose-name-we-don't-even-know...you can't die here...
....This is...the least I can do....
....E-everyone! W-we d-don't have t-the time for this!
Sure we do. Look, them fairies were taught manners, waiting so patiently in line and all.
...simpleton-kitten-whose-name-we-don't-even-know....
...I've been ignoring it for a while, but that's getting annoying...I do have a name, you know...
....This is not your fight. I'm afraid we must continue without you. *Punches Valentia in the solar plexus*
N-NYUUAGH! W-why..... *Doubles over*
The path ahead is too dangerous....you should just stay here....
Uuugh....t-that...makes no...sense.... *collapses*
Good. Now toss her power-ups out, that should keep those fairies busy.
Y-you monster!
She's the embodiment of courage. That was the chivalrous way to go. She would have liked that.
DON'T JUST DECIDE THAT FOR OTHERS!
--- Quote from: OkashiiKisei on March 31, 2011, 08:18:45 PM ---What the hell happened to your blue dress?
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I only wear that when I'm mourning my fallen nakama....or my honourable enemies....
To you, there's no difference, is there?
Ooops, you got me.
I KNEW IT! With nakama like you, who needs backstabbing murderers?!
I also wear it when I'm in EX-Mode, which is when I not only run over my enemies in monster trucks, I MAKE THEM EAT IT, WHILE ON FIRE! WITH NUKES!
....so there really is no difference between nuking your friends or your enemies for you, is there?
--- Quote from: Ammyfex on April 05, 2011, 07:06:29 AM ---Hasn't it been 7 days already? You've only gotten through four of the bosses! Hurry up!
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We need to beat up 2 more hapless victims evil bosses, and FAST!
B-but, w-why?!
Cause it's one of them boss rushins, with extra boss-lovin.
Okay, string up the kitten GATTAI with the kitten and add her to our ASS-KICKING MOMENTUM fighting force.
Hey, I see someone down there.
Excellent! Two in one critical strike GEEEEEEEEEEEET!
...and the traps and Rin lived happily ever after, eheh~
....are you sure? I read through Lord of The Rings, twice, I don't remember the traps arriving as magical girls to spread love and justice on Middle Earth....I don't remember there being traps at all....
That was the old version, the new one's better, with more tra-.....wait, what is that? Is that a falling star?!
Falling stars don't scream threats to murder you! That's a....ru-....
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ricolars.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Polo-times.
FUNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Where-am-IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Can't touch this.
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-...
HAUHAUHAUHAUAHAUHAUHAUUUUUUUUU
aaaaaaaaaaaa-... *HACK* *COUGH COUGH*
-aaaaaaaaa-I win.
*GIGA SUPER HEAVEN PIERCING GIGA INFINITY CRUSHING GIGA TUNA-BERRY LOVE LOVE GIGA BURNING TIME-SPACE COLLAPSING SHINING GIGA SUPER DIMENSION-BREAKING ULTRA OMEGA ATTACK!*
E-Nazrin:
And then there were none.
Momiji:
I don't know what it was, but it felt like my head exploded.
Kips McKipzerson:
--- Quote from: Momiji on April 06, 2011, 12:52:19 AM ---I don't know what it was, but it felt like my head exploded.
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I couldn't agree more.