START OF DAY FIVE
As the fifth say dawned, the town saw that capt. h had been killed, his brains messily devoured, leaving splatters all over the surrounding floor and walls.
capt. h, Vanilla Townie, has been killed during the night!
"Hey guys, what's going on?" It was Bardiche, strolling out to meet the other survivors a few minutes late.
"Bardiche! You're the last zombie!"
"How did you know?" he replied.
"Because you still have bits of capt. h's brain stuck to your face!"
"Oh, whoops," Bardiche said as he pulled out a wet napkin and carefully dabbed at the bits of brain on his face.
"Zakeri! Help us lynch Bard!" Yet PX's and Dormio's pleas went unheeded.
"Naw, it's cool," said Zakeri, "I heard that a Hostess truck carrying a load of Twinkies crashed on the Interstate a few miles away and I'm gonna go see if I can get some of that."
Zakeri walked out of the room, his motorcycle could be heard vrooming off into the sunset, and then Bardiche was left alone with the two humans.
"Oh, no!" the humans said in despair, "With four of us alive, it'd take three for us to legally lynch Bard, and we have only two voters interested in stopping him among us!" And so, they politely let Bardiche devour their brains at his leisure.
GAME OVER - SCUM & SURVIVOR WIN
Alive at the End
2. Bardiche, Zombie Eavesdropper, VICTORIOUS!
6. Dormio, Town Paralyzer, Endgame'd
12. PX, Vanilla Townie, Endgame'd
16. Zakeri, Survivalist Profiler, VICTORIOUS!
Brain Food:
3. capt. h, Vanilla Townie, killed Night Four.
11. NeoSerela, Town Radio Operator, lynched Day Four.
10. Edible, Town Biologist, killed Night Three.
8. huh what, Zombie Investigator, lynched Day Three, VICTORIOUS!
4. Colt, Town Bodyguard, killed Night Two.
9. Kilgamayan, Vanilla Townie, lynched Day Two.
14. Shadoweh, Town Heroic Vigilante, destroyed by own ability Day Two.
13. Schezo, Zombie Hitman, dayvigged by Shadoweh, Day Two, VICTORIOUS!
15. UncertainKitten, Town Cowboy Cop, killed Night One.
1. Affinity, Vanilla Townie, killed Night One.
5. Conquerer, Town Lawyer, destroyed by own ability Day One
7. Hanged Hourai, Traitor Mad Scientist, exposed by Conqueror's ability and lynched, Day One, VICTORIOUS!
Role list and action log to be posted shortly.