What is your favorite crustacean?
Sebastian from
The Little Mermaid.How long have you spend considering the prior question? Do you feel guilty about this?
Longer than it should have. I apologize.
What was the worst problem the forums ever had to deal with?
The fallout from the April Fool's Day incident seemed pretty bad to me. I haven't been here long enough to see some of the other issues from the forum's past.
Have you ever had a girlfriend? Plz elaborate, regardless of positive or negative.
No. ...Not quite sure how you want me to elaborate on this, but I think I can hazard a guess.
The first person I can say I really "liked," I met during my sophomore year of high school, in my choir class. We had a mutual friend, so we at least knew each other at first. Then, one day as we were heading to a competition, she received a phone call telling her that her grandmother had passed away. She literally broke down on the spot, which is quite understandable, but something in me decided "hey, I'm going to be there for her through this, and then possibly afterward".
That...didn't really pan out, as she showed no interest in me and eventually became increasingly irritated at my attempts to become better friends with her -- and with me being as oblivious as I was, said mutual friend had to directly tell me that she wasn't interested. As far as I know, I've severely damaged what friendship there was (if there was) with that girl.
Since then, there have been crushes that have come and gone, but I didn't act on most of them, fearing that the same thing would happen. However, at one point I was so distraught with trying to hide a crush from another friend that I decided telling her would be better than just letting it ferment. My fears were proven wrong -- while she said she couldn't answer yes or no, she assured me that we would still be friends regardless. I am perfectly fine with that arrangement.
tl;dr - No, I haven't ever had one, but I'm okay with that.