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ITT we design the cast of a Guilty Gear-esque fighting game
Stuffman:
Let's get this shit started. Forget Blazblue, it's time to make the REAL spiritual successor to Guilty Gear. It shall be called Felon Cog.
This is the main character, STEPPENWOLF GODPUNCHER. He is half-human, half-wolf, half-demon, half-wolf-demon, and he is also half-angry, half-furious, all the time. He hails from the frozen wasteland of Canada. His shirt actually says "PUCK YOU" because he's a huge hockey fan but he keeps that hidden because he likes to be edgy and stuff.
His weapon is called the Molly Hatchet - it's a guitar that is also an axe, which is also a sword. It also contains the soul of his father, which is actually his own soul because he's his own father from the future, but that's a huge spoiler so don't tell anyone.
More than anyone, he strives to defeat THAT GUY, the ultimate villain who won't even reveal his face three sequels down the road. Seriously it's not even clear what he did to become the bad guy.
He plays mostly like a shoto. He has a fireball but it's actually an iceball because he's part wolf, but since he's part demon too the ice sets you on fire anyway. He also has a really overpowered uppercut with like a million invincible frames. His two supers are called Buster Wolf and Raging Demon, which are throwbacks to really old fighting games I'm positive you've never heard of.
Being the main character he also has a SUPER SECRET DESPERATION OVERKILL HEAVY METAL FINISHER. He can only do it when he has 1% health and he's on the final round and he has full meter and the timer has less than 3 seconds left, and the input for it is 41236321412364646(360x5)+P. For this ultimate move he unleashes his true power and becomes 200% WOLF and 200% DEMON and 500% WOLF-DEMON and the Molly Hatchet splits into seven and he wields three with each hand and one with his tail and he totally beats the shit out of the enemy and if you're playing arcade mode it beats every enemy after that too, including the final boss.
His theme song has fourteen electric guitars playing at the same time and they are all awesome.
Okay, your turn! Here's the slots that any proper fighting game needs filled:
- main shoto (STEPPENWOLF GODPUNCHER)
- rival shoto
- grappler
- charge character
- broken zoning character (GURREN BEKKU)
- fanservice character
- loli character
- obligatory Chinese character
- character that is actually two simultaneous characters (SIR MIXALOT & HOLY DIVER)
- stupid gimmick character
- no true scotsman would fit into a pre-designated role (MACKINTOSH KAKKO)
- FINAL BOSS (EDGAR WINTER DISGRUNTLEMENT)
Be sure to include a picture, otherwise I will hurl insults at you! Remember, the more belts, the better.
Hello Purvis:
Name is not a music reference.
I am ashamed for you.
ArteShy:
Holy shit epic BBQ awsum! Can i be the secret character? pleasee!
Stuffman:
--- Quote from: Purvissimo on February 10, 2011, 11:23:02 AM ---Name is not a music reference.
I am ashamed for you.
--- End quote ---
Come on man I included the Molly Hatchet :/
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Wait no I totally got this. Editing OP.
Hello Purvis:
Mackintosh Kakko, The True Scotsman
Youv'e heard of the logical fallacy, No True Scotsman. That's because of Mac. Mac is the True Scotsman. It is he who decides what is, and is not Scottish simply by adopting or rejecting it. No one knows why Mac is in the tournament; but it is well known that no true Scotsman would turn turn down the offer to join.
Mac's weapon of choice is his cigar, Superfly. With it he can enact a number of fiery attacks, as well as an IK where he stubs it out on the opponents forehead. He is build like a big guy characte,r but plays as a speedster.
His theme song, Bagpipe Baghdad, is a curious mix of Highland bagpipes and arabic tunes.
Edit: YES! Now we have a GG successor!