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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #120 on: March 03, 2011, 10:49:35 PM »
>Formulate plan: Suggest there is a pond near to home that someone accidentally dropped a large quantity of salt into, and we are afraid it may affect our fishing.
> Analysis - Difficult to sell successfully. For one, why would someone be carrying around a pile of salt? Two, Current Dolphin probably won't approve of you fishing in the first place.

> Alternative plan: Suggest that Mommy would love to meet her, but the underwater tunnel that leads to our home is filled with icky pollutants. Completely true, after all.
> Analysis - also rather difficult. For one, you'd need to tell her who your Mommy is, and explain why she wants to see Current Dolphin. You do not know the answer to the latter question.

>Plan C: As they're about to leave, call them to wait and challenge them both to a swimming race, in the attitude of a determined young girl thinking she could beat anyone. Sabotage by shooting Komeiji during the race, then yell to Current Dolphin that Komeiji needs help, and when Current Dolphin rushes over to check her friend, knock her out with a jab to the back of the neck or a smash to the back of her head, and drag her back to base.
> This plan is rather cruel. It exploits the plight of the otherwise unrelated Komeiji, and uses it to fool Current Dolphin into capture.
In other words, it's brilliant. You should have enough physical force to knock Current Dolphin unconscious with a surprise attack, too.
The only problem, then, is to figure out how to goad them into the race. Do you play to their egos? Act tough? And do you keep mo.exe on while you make this conversation.

> They're about to head off into the mountains. You'd better finalise this plan of yours!

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #121 on: March 03, 2011, 11:00:06 PM »
>Plan C it is! And of course we're going to use mo.exe. It's been effective before, logically it should be effective here too!
>Possible pre-Mo.exe goading: "Current Dolphin. You think you are a fast swimmer, but you have miscalculated. I am the fastest. Attempt to defeat me or be futher ridiculed for your cowardice. Myu~♥."

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« Reply #122 on: March 04, 2011, 06:21:10 AM »
>No mo.exe, it'll just make it harder to take us seriously. Unless we're incapable of acting superior to everyone [as all inventions of Mommy are] without it. Otherwise use mo.exe but suffix ~de geso! as the ending tic. It is a swimming race after all, so Myu~♥ would be out of place.
>"Hold it right there!! I saw you swimming earlier and I have just one thing to say!
IT WAS FULL OF FAIL!
And you! You're a dolphin so you probably think you're the best swimmer ever! Well I'll show you! I'm the fastest in Gensokyo, there's no way you can beat me!
Now both of you race me to prove you don't completely suck or else admit to my greatness!!"
>Or "Hold it right there!! I saw you swimming earlier and I have to say just one thing! ~de geso!
IT WAS FULL OF FAIL! ~DE GESO!
And you! ~de geso! You're a dolphin so you probably think you're the best swimmer ever! ~de geso! Well I'll show you! ~de geso! I'm the fastest in Gensokyo, there's no way you can beat me! ~de geso!
Now both of you race me to prove you don't completely suck or else admit to my greatness!! ~de geso!!"

>Also, might be a good idea to return to normal size before calling out to them.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2011, 08:35:49 AM by あさらぎシジェ »
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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #123 on: March 04, 2011, 08:39:08 AM »
>Are we edumacated enough in the wily ways of the youkai to realize most of this, though?
>Except for the upscaling path, that's pretty obvious.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #124 on: March 05, 2011, 11:58:47 PM »
>The two plans merge together in some sort of unholy robotic amalgamation. [Effectively, Purvis's form of speech is about all Rou-tan can manage without mo.exe.
Also, you cannot access the degeso.wav suffix without the IKA MODEL ONE EXCELSIOR upgrade.]

> DELIVER CHALLENGE TO CURRENT DOLPHIN, AFTER RETURNING TO FULL HEIGHT

> "Myuuu~♥...Miss Dolphin, you think you're so good at this swimming thing? Well, I saw you earlier, and you were pretty slow, myu~♥."

Current Dolphin's attention turns to you immediately, her expression not quite decided yet. More than anything else, she seems confused by your sudden appearance. Komeiji tilts her head as she looks at you, curious.

"You wanna try me, myu~♥? You and me, in a race across the lake. Your friend can take part too if she wants, myu~♥."

Current Dolphin looks over to Komeiji. Rather than being offended, she's just plain puzzled. For once, Komeiji shares her expression, and the pair shrug in unison. Eventually, Current Dolphin sighs and starts stretching.

"...Well, it's not like I've got anything better to do. You're on, kid."

Current Dolphin gets started on a few practice lengths of the lake to get herself warmed up. You won't need anything of the sort for obvious reasons.

Komeiji doesn't join in right away, removing some of her upper layers of clothing to reveal a swimsuit underneath. She walks over to you, much more interested than she usually is in random passers-by. She knocks on your head lightly.

"If I told you to jump, would you ask me how high?"

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #125 on: March 06, 2011, 03:05:17 AM »
>"I would attempt to analyze why you would be giving such an imperative. Myu~♥."
>Ponder if adding extra myu~♥'s would result in greater effect.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #126 on: March 06, 2011, 06:22:18 AM »
>Fondly regard underwater wrasslin' ability.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #127 on: March 06, 2011, 09:12:37 AM »
The only way to respond to her obvious confidence is to fight back with our obvious confidence. Even if ours isn't in our real intent. Even if she can't control our subconcious due to the lack of a physiological subconcious, she'll still undoubtably suspect something is up. But she can't read our mind (she couldn't anyway even if we had a real one) so she has no way of knowing the race is actually a ruse. As long as she doesn't attack (which is extremely likely) we're safe.
>Respond to Komeiji's obvious threat with this and "How high do I have to jump to convince you that you fail at swimming, myu~♥? Go on, TELL ME, myu~♥."
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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #128 on: March 08, 2011, 10:11:00 AM »
>"I would attempt to analyze why you would be giving such an imperative. Myu~♥."
>Ponder if adding extra myu~♥'s would result in greater effect.
> You must be wary. You're already on the verge of complete verbal saturation.

>Respond to Komeiji's obvious threat with this and "How high do I have to jump to convince you that you fail at swimming, myu~♥? Go on, TELL ME, myu~♥."
Komeiji tilts her head to the side.
"Huh...no-one's ever said that before. Am I out of practice?"
Your response clearly wasn't what she was expecting...now she seems really interested in you, poking at your forehead intermittently. She's about to knock loudly on your skull when-
"Koishi-chan! If you're gonna do this, take some warm-up strokes as well!"
Current Dolphin calls Komeiji away, and the satori patters over to the lake to join her. You see her look at you once, but expression suggests confusion more than malice. They seem distracted by practice, so you could easily move in now.

>Fondly regard underwater wrasslin' ability.
>AND IT'S ROU-TAN WITH THE SUPLEX STRAAAAAIGHT INTO THE LAKEBED! SHE GOES FOR THE PIN! THE KAPPA'S THERE, AND SHE'S COUNTING!
ONE!
TWO!
THR-
AND KOMEIJI BREAKS IN WITH THE ASSIST! TWO COUNT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND ROU-TAN IS PISSED!
>...Given your connection to beyond the border television, it should apparently unfold something like this. Based on somewhat more solid facts, you're sure of the following:
- In the water, you'll be able to beat Komeiji hands down. Besides the fact that her usual mind tricks won't work on you, she's also got the whole 'breathing' thing holding her back.
- Current Dolphin is perhaps more of a challenge. If you take her by surprise it should be enough of an edge to win the fight, or even knock her cold in one hit if you're particularly clever. Otherwise, the fight might be pretty even given your lack of weaponry.

Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #129 on: March 08, 2011, 11:48:58 AM »
> Pretend to stretch on the shore while formulating plan.
> Potential plan: when the race starts, let Current Dolphin take the lead, and stay near Koishi. When Current Dolphin seems distracted, use tranq dart on Koishi, then catch up to Current Dolphin. Shout out that Koishi's down, and when Current Dolphin takes a look, use Underwater Suplex attack.
> Consider giving Koishi codename: Mental Llama.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #130 on: March 11, 2011, 10:31:01 PM »
> Pretend to stretch on the shore while formulating plan.
> Potential plan: when the race starts, let Current Dolphin take the lead, and stay near Koishi. When Current Dolphin seems distracted, use tranq dart on Koishi, then catch up to Current Dolphin. Shout out that Koishi's down, and when Current Dolphin takes a look, use Underwater Suplex attack.
> Consider giving Koishi codename: Mental Llama.
> No other plan is coming to mind. You take a moment to process the thoughts some more, but there's no response.
> This is a nonsensical choice of name. Current Dolphin is a fitting name for the target because she is a dolphin. Komeiji, on the other hand, is not a Llama. You DEFINITELY need those tweaks.

>With their preparations done, your opponents are ready for the race. All three of you stand at the edge of the lake, ready to dive on Current Dolphin's mark.
"OK. On your marks, get set..."
You all lean down and prepare to leap.
"...GO!"

With three splashes in unison, you all enter the water!

As per the plan, you allow Current Dolphin to lead the pack, hanging just behind Komeiji. When the distance between you and C.D. is far enough, you hold your arm out towards Komeiji. A small gun emerges and fires a single dart right into the back of her neck.
Komeiji flinches, and gasps for a moment, but the tranquiliser takes effect almost immediately afterwards. She goes limp, sinking into the water and letting off the occasional bubble as she goes down.

"Your friend's in big, big, trouble, myu~♥!"

You catch up to Current Dolphin to pass this on. Looking back, the dolphin confirms that Komeiji has fallen beneath the surface, and makes to dive for her. Both of you dash down to the lakebed. Your opening!

"FOR MOTHER!"

Taking her by surprise just by speaking underwater, you grab Sango from behind and perform your SUPLEX protocol.

First, a German suplex into the rock.

"FINAL!"

Then, a crushing backbreaker.

"ROU-TOMIC!"

Finally, holding her upside down, you leap so far out of the water you witness the curvature of the earth before spiralling back downwards at terminal velocity.

"BUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"

The large amount of water you have to travel through cushions the blow enough for it to not be fatal, but understandably Current Dolphin is now out cold. She's unconscious in your arms, the occasional bubble popping out her mouth, but she's not going to drown any time soon.

On that note, though, Komeiji is down here as well, and she isn't doing quite as well. Unless you either help her to the surface imminently or give her some sort of air supply, she's likely to drown. This isn't a problem for you personally, and indeed it will stop her from interfering in any further affairs, but it will likely arouse suspicion about where Current Dolphin has disappeared to.

Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #131 on: March 11, 2011, 10:35:26 PM »
> We don't want Mental Llama Komeji to die: fish her out of the water and put her on the bank of the lake. Try to do this without letting go of Current Dolphin, but if need be, we can drop Current Dolphin for a little while.
> Check Koishi's condition. Assist her if her life is threatened.
> Pick up Current Dolphin, and navigate to mother's lair. Choose the quickest path with most hiding spots.
> Compile list of special attacks.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #132 on: March 11, 2011, 10:59:59 PM »
Apologies if this has been too slow. I'm gonna try picking up the pace now, so here goes.

> We don't want Mental Llama Komeji to die: fish her out of the water and put her on the bank of the lake. Try to do this without letting go of Current Dolphin, but if need be, we can drop Current Dolphin for a little while.
> Check Koishi's condition. Assist her if her life is threatened.
> Pick up Current Dolphin, and navigate to mother's lair. Choose the quickest path with most hiding spots.
> Compile list of special attacks.
> You'll have to let go of her - not a problem considering she's hardly going anywhere right now. Leaving C.D. on the lakebed, you haul Komeiji to the surface before she drowns. Leaving her on the lakebed, you confirm that her breathing is stable. She will likely awaken in a short while with no memory of this encounter.
You are about to dive back in when you see something in the distance. It would be invisible to the human eye, but to yours this trivial form of deception is of no importance - it is Kawashiro, using some form of optic camoflauge to sneak up on you. She is quickly aware she's been seen.
"Heh...knew there was something funny about you. Now if you do anything funny to my friends, I'm gonna-!"
Nitori chases you, but you're closer to the water. She manages to touch you on the shoulder once before you fall backwards into the lake. Deploying your fins again, you grab C.D. off the lakebed and prepare to flee!
> You'll have to choose one or the other. From your current blueprint of the cavern system there's a route that's fast but easily trackable, and a route that's covert but takes a long time to follow.
> ROU-TAN'S CURRENT SPECIALS [DIFFICULT TO PERFORM OUTSIDE OF WATER, BUT CONSIDERABLY MORE LETHAL!]
- FINAL ROUTOMIC BUSTER
- BOSTON CRAB (WHAT IS THIS THING THEY CALL BOSTON?)
- PHWEE-D-T
- MOONSAULT [LUNARIAN APPROVED!]

LOCKED SPECIALS:
- ROU-RIN-KA-ZAN [REQUIRES 4 'SEALS', WHATEVER THEY ARE]
- 17 ROUSSECTION [REQUIRES BLADE AND EXTRA EYE MODIFICATION]
- ROUKUTO HYAKURETSUKEN [REQUIRES JACKET AND SHIRT TO TEAR OFF]

Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #133 on: March 11, 2011, 11:04:51 PM »
- ROUKUTO HYAKURETSUKEN [REQUIRES JACKET AND SHIRT TO TEAR OFF]
> ... Does Kawashiro's dress count as a jacket?
> Swim into whichever cave system has bends or hideyholes. Try to lure Kawashiro into it, and sneak attack her with a Phwee-D-T.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #134 on: March 11, 2011, 11:21:10 PM »
> ... Does Kawashiro's dress count as a jacket?
> Swim into whichever cave system has bends or hideyholes. Try to lure Kawashiro into it, and sneak attack her with a Phwee-D-T.
>If you are able to put the dress on without Kawashiro complaining or fighting back? Yes.
>You use a hidden spot in the tunnel, planning to get hold of Kawashiro the moment she turns the corner. The tunnel naturally bends left, but you've hidden in a small alcove to the right, so with any luck she'll fall for it...
...
...
?

She's...not following you. Kawashiro has just outright stopped the chase...this is strange. You'd better take this opportunity and head back to base...

> You follow the path as it's set out in your internal circuitry. It takes you a little while, but eventually you surface back in Mother's submerged facility. You can witness machines dipping pipes into the water, discarding a grey sludge of some sort. Toxic, likely verging on fatal. Irrelevant, though.
Mother will likely be waiting for you to return with Current Dolphin. Your captive is beginning to stir a little...

Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #135 on: March 12, 2011, 12:47:40 AM »
Hey guys, feel free to pipe in.

> Stay a little while to see if anything exits the water.
> Add Optical Camoflage to Kawashiro's capabilities, and adjust threat assessment accordingly.
> Feel bad about suplexing Current Dolphin and swimming through toxic waste with her.
> Shake off buggy systems, and bring Current Dolphin to mother. Extract Meido armor components.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #136 on: March 12, 2011, 12:59:04 AM »
>Be prepared to re-subdue Current Dolphin.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #137 on: March 12, 2011, 03:28:02 AM »
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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #138 on: March 12, 2011, 04:45:35 AM »
Did not expect so many updates in one day six hours. :V

>Keep a grip on Current Dolphin's neck to control blood flow so as to keep her out cold.
>Begin touring the base in search of Mother to report the mission's success, taking notes of what is available and at disposal, and otherwise what the base is capable of.
>If we have the authority to do so, have some of the kappa keep an eye on that waterway, otherwise just include in the report to Mother to do so.
>Recall if we removed the dart from Komeiji or not, and if not, consider consequences of having not done so.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2011, 04:47:42 AM by あさらぎシジェ »
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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #139 on: March 12, 2011, 10:39:31 AM »
Hey guys, feel free to pipe in.

> Stay a little while to see if anything exits the water.
> Add Optical Camoflage to Kawashiro's capabilities, and adjust threat assessment accordingly.
> Feel bad about suplexing Current Dolphin and swimming through toxic waste with her.
> Shake off buggy systems, and bring Current Dolphin to mother. Extract Meido armor components.
> You wait for a few minutes, but there's no sign of movement. Kawashiro has given up the chase, it seems.
> Kawashiro Threat Level has been increased to HIGH.
> Perhaps the suplex and the swimming were bad ideas. Now your captive is both in pain and dirty. Mother will hopefully be ok with that.
> You redeploy the MEIDO armaments now that you're out of the water for good. It's a good walk to Mother's office, but there's no rush.

>Develop Rougitroll.
>You gain the special move JUMP AND HEADBUTT REPEATEDLY. It has its own accompanying song, for some reason.

>Be prepared to re-subdue Current Dolphin.
>You see Current Dolphin shift around, and for good measure bonk her on the head again. She lets out a panicked 'Phwee!' but goes limp in your arms after that.

>Keep a grip on Current Dolphin's neck to control blood flow so as to keep her out cold.
>Begin touring the base in search of Mother to report the mission's success, taking notes of what is available and at disposal, and otherwise what the base is capable of.
>If we have the authority to do so, have some of the kappa keep an eye on that waterway, otherwise just include in the report to Mother to do so.
>Recall if we removed the dart from Komeiji or not, and if not, consider consequences of having not done so.
> You take this precaution after knocking Current Dolphin out again. It works.
> For the most part, the base is a research facility. It has nuclear capability, and as such it needs to have its radioactive wastes removed to avoid endangering personnel. The outer lakes seem like a good enough place to remove them.
The systems have only started up in the last few days, but they seem have been used at least once before.
> You tell a few of the passing kappa to keep watch by the waterway. They comply, armed with mechanical danmaku devices Mother refers to as 'guns'. Impractically large, and only capable of firing one bullet at a time, but she is working on it.
> You would have had time to remove the dart if Kawashiro hadn't been watching you. This kappa seems to be very good at meddling in your affairs.
The consequences would be that Kawashiro knows you kidnapped Current Dolphin...which she already knows anyway. No issue, admittedly.

> After some walking, you find Mother in a strange laboratory. It is simply listed as the Dolphin-Keeping room. It seems that Mother's been preparing for this capture for a while.
As you enter, you see she's working on some sort of cage - human sized. She turns to see you, and her eyes light up.
"Ah, Rou-tan. You're back, and with our favourite little guest!"
She takes the dolphin off your hands, giggling to herself a little. Opening the cage up with a small key, she places Current Dolphin inside and locks it. Afterwards, she uses a nearby machine to lift the cage upwards and drop it into an empty glass tank. You can make out a pipe leading into the tank marked H2O.
"Ah, forgive me if this all seems a little too ornate. I've just been waiting for this for so long...I'm going to make the most of it. I want to talk with her when she wakes up, see the look on her face when I push this button..."
You see a large red button on her control panel marked FLOOD. Notably, there is no equivalent DRAIN button to go with it, or a method of lifting the cage back out of the tank. If Current Dolphin wishes to escape she'll either need to unlock the door with the key Mother's holding [unlikely] or bring the bars apart so she can swim out [equally unlikely].

"...Anyway, let's have a quick debriefing while we wait. How did the mission go? Were there any difficulties? Bugs in your system? I can have them seen to shortly."

Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #140 on: March 12, 2011, 11:35:22 AM »
> (After others contribute with the debriefing) "Mother, you seem to have forgotten the controls to drain the tank, ~myu♥"
> Oh my, did we forget to turn off MO.exe? :3
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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #141 on: March 12, 2011, 12:11:18 PM »
God damnit  Sect. Well played.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #142 on: March 12, 2011, 07:20:42 PM »
> (After others contribute with the debriefing) "Mommy, you seem to have forgotten the controls to drain the tank, ~myu♥"
> Proceed to hugtackle your creator.
You just do NOT turn off Mo.exe.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #143 on: March 12, 2011, 07:26:47 PM »
>"Also, I don't think that kappa likes me, ~myu♥"

>Briefly explain encounter with Nitori; being all moe-like and waving arms to describe what happened of course. ^^

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« Reply #144 on: March 12, 2011, 07:58:36 PM »
Immah get shot for this one.  :colonveeplusalpha:


> Explain via this.
>Hugtackle + Look up into her eyes, and give her a look of our eyes sparkling and a smile noone could possibly ever resist. "So why does Mommy want her anyway~myu♥? I wanna know everything Mommy, please tell Rou-tan~myu♥! Please, please, pleeeeeeease!"
>(at end of debreifing) "Oh yeah, one more thing. ~myu♥.
All hands to battle stations! Kawashiro plans to ally with the Palace of the Earth Spirts and launch a full scale search and destroy against us! WE MUST PREPARE FOR WAR! ...I think. ~myu♥!"
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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #145 on: March 12, 2011, 09:29:01 PM »
>"Also, I don't think that kappa likes me, ~myu♥"

>Briefly explain encounter with Nitori; being all moe-like and waving arms to describe what happened of course. ^^
> Explain via this.
>Hugtackle + Look up into her eyes, and give her a look of our eyes sparkling and a smile noone could possibly ever resist. "So why does Mommy want her anyway~myu♥? I wanna know everything Mommy, please tell Rou-tan~myu♥! Please, please, pleeeeeeease!"
> You give Mother an explanation, all while performing the much loved happydance.exe protocol.
>"So I found Current Dolphin, and her weird friend with the third eye, and I was all like 'I'ma race you all' and then she was all like 'no way' and then I knocked out the strange third eye girl and I suplexed the dolphin really really really really hard! It was awesome, myu~♥! Though there was a kappa lady from the store who chased me for a bit, but I lost her, myu~♥."
You flail around and tell the story in one breath - not much of an issue given you don't really do much breathing.  Mother nods along, but visibly tightens up when you mention the 'kappa lady from the store'.
"You were seen by Kawashiro?! That's not good...though if you lost her, I doubt we have anything to fear. Those tunnels are too complicated for her to find us any time soon."
She nods some more, congratulating her own brilliance more than anything else.
You squee slightly as you snuggle up next to her, asking why exactly you needed to bring her in. Rikako blushes slightly at the gesture, adjusting her glasses slightly.
"A-Ahem. Tororetsu and I have some...history together, frankly. She had me go through various unpleasant scenarios. Rest assured, after this I will be working to find the rest of those responsible for my brief imprisonment. With your help, of course, Rou-tan."

> "Mother, you seem to have forgotten the controls to drain the tank, ~myu♥"
> She doesn't seem fazed by the fact mo.exe is still on. In fact, she smirks every time you let off a myu~♥.
"I haven't forgotten, Rou-tan. You have to understand that I have no reason to drain the tank - or let our friend out, for that matter. I'm just taking precautions so that no heroes get any funny ideas, you know?"
There is a cruel, almost sadistic tone in her voice. Perhaps you're supposed to notice this, but you don't.

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>(at end of debreifing) "Oh yeah, one more thing. ~myu♥.
All hands to battle stations! Kawashiro plans to ally with the Palace of the Earth Spirts and launch a full scale search and destroy against us! WE MUST PREPARE FOR WAR! ...I think. ~myu♥!"
>Rikako smirks.
"You think they'll be able to find us? You overestimate our foes - an easy error, to be sure. Trust me - they have no way of tracking us amidst the cavern complex. Be calm, dear."

> "Uuuu..."
Current Dolphin moans in pain when she finally comes to.
"Weird...I just dreamt I got suplexed by a little girl in a swimsuit..."
It takes her a moment to recognise her surroundings, but she doesn't like what she sees.
"P-Phwee! What is this?!"
She reaches out towards the bars of the cage, but they refuse to budge under her grip. Trying another tactic, she reaches into her skirt for something, but can't find it.
"Looking for these?"
Mother walks in front of the tank, holding two cards upwards into the air. Your analysis confirms they are spell cards, and C.D. gasps at the sight of them.
"I took the precaution of taking these from you first. Wouldn't want you to leave my little party early, you understand."
C.D.'s eyes widen. She recognises Mother, and immediately calls her by name.
"Y-You're...Rikako Asakura?! But I thought you were in prison!"
Mother shrugs.
"Oh, I was, definitely. Still, you'd be surprised the sort of explosives you can make out of gardening tools. Those kappa were furious to hear about it - at least, the ones I hadn't already paid off to work with me here."
Mother laughs, heartily but sadistically. You examine this, as usual, without a personal opinion.
Current Dolphin is beginning to look especially nervous as Mother walks back up to the control panel. She pushes the big red button, and water begins flowing out of the pipe. She pulls a brave face with some effort.
"P-Phweee! You're not gonna get away with this, y'know! I'm sure my friends are gonna find this place and kick your a-gggbl!"
The water shuts Current Dolphin up before she can finish her sentence, and she simply resorts to struggling against the cage's bars. She glares at Mother for the most part, but gives you a glance for a moment. You do not pay any particular attention to her.
"...Well, Rou-tan. I'd like you to stay here for now, just in case anything...unexpected happens. Now tell me, have you experienced any unusual faults with your programming? Errors, bugs and such? When I'm done with our friend here I'll be sure to bring you into the lab for a little fine-tuning."

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #146 on: March 12, 2011, 09:43:33 PM »
>"Weeeeeeeeell there are a few things..... Like when I try to read certain data files, like what happened when Former Dolphin and and the sisters Komeiji met, and also theres stuffs I wanna know about how Mommy's relationship with Former Dolphin, and and and, and why Mommy was in jail and and I WANNA KNOOOOOOW!!! PLEASE MOMMY TELL ROU-TAN PLEASE! I did such a good job after all, can't I at least have that as a reward? Pweeeeease?~myu♥."
>Pout if she still won't tell.
>"Other than that llamas are cute and I want another mission real soon so I can show you how much of a good girl I am!~myu♥!
Oh yeah and can I pweease have more upgrades~myu♥? And weapons~myu♥!"
Oh, by the way. I've found some new tea.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #147 on: March 12, 2011, 09:43:58 PM »
> Install SadisticLaugh.wav.  Just in case we ever need it.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #148 on: March 12, 2011, 10:23:19 PM »
> Install SadisticLaugh.wav.  Just in case we ever need it.
Strangely, it's already installed.

>"Weeeeeeeeell there are a few things..... Like when I try to read certain data files, like what happened when Former Dolphin and and the sisters Komeiji met, and also theres stuffs I wanna know about how Mommy's relationship with Former Dolphin, and and and, and why Mommy was in jail and and I WANNA KNOOOOOOW!!! PLEASE MOMMY TELL ROU-TAN PLEASE! I did such a good job after all, can't I at least have that as a reward? Pweeeeease?~myu♥."
>Pout if she still won't tell.
>"Other than that llamas are cute and I want another mission real soon so I can show you how much of a good girl I am!~myu♥!
Oh yeah and can I pweease have more upgrades~myu♥? And weapons~myu♥!"
>Mother grits her teeth as you continue. She mutters to herself, something along t he lines of how she 'thought she'd weeded this out'.
"...Look, these people couldn't appreciate the scientific work I was doing. Nuclear power was something we were expected to leave to the gods, without ever having it for ourselves! Do you expect me to just sit idly by and trust these...these creatures with that sort of power?! No, I say! I was making a stand for all of mankind with my research, and the damned youkai decided that equality wasn't allowed!"
Current Dolphin seems angered by this claim, pushing her head through the bars and glaring at Mother. She has something she wants to say, but for obvious reasons she can't.
"I'll tell you what they did. They broke into my facility uninvited, assaulted me, and had me arrested! Madness, sheer madness! Racism of the highest calibre! Do you see now why I want my revenge against this wench?!"
There's a madness in Mother's eyes that even you can appreciate. For a moment her body is completely tense, as if ready to explode.
Then she goes loose, as if the madness falls out of her. She adjusts her glasses.
"...Anyway, about this file access issue. I'll be frank with you, Rou-tan - you're asking questions that you have no reason to ask. Don't worry - it's just an error in your programming. I'll see to it shortly, and then you'll be my little servant without a complaint in the world. Oh, and I'll give you all the weapons you want too~."
Mother opens her arms for a hug. A normal human or even a youkai would find it difficult to show this emotion while Current Dolphin's plight is in plain view, but neither of you have such an issue.
"Is that okay with you, dear?"

Re: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?!
« Reply #149 on: March 12, 2011, 10:40:15 PM »
> Hugs!
> ... Confused cock of head. "Why do I need weapons when I can perform MASSIVE SCIENTIFIC DAMAGE, ~myu♥?"
> "... Are you sure that you don't need to drain Current Dolphin's tank, ~myu♥? My databanks indicate that youkai of the dolphin type require oxygen, ~myu♥, albeit at less intervals than most youkai or humans, ~myu♥."