If there was a Touhou-themed theme park...

[Whatthe]

Touhou M-1 Grand Prix LIVE!

Reisen's Funhouse (First thing you see when you go in is a wall-sized painting of her eyes. Severe mindscrew follows.)

At random places in the park, Kogasa suddenly pops up to scare you.

There could also be an arcade, with:

• The Touhou games on stand-up arcade cabinets
• Whack-a-Tenshi
• Nue's UFO Catcher

[KrackoCloud]

The entrance needs to be the Hakurei Shrine, including the stairway. Ooh, does that make it the Ticket / Information Booth?

[Tamashii Kanjou]

Holy crap, I SO approve (and second) Live M-1 GP shows.

As a matter of fact, get live bands to perform on certain months; like IOSYS & COOL&CREATE.

I'm saying that simply because I would pay ANYTHING to see COOL&CREATE! I mean, every theme park has something like this from time to time anyway; so it's a good idea. ^^

Oh, and before I forget. If there is a test of strength thing there, Yuugi has to be around it. Free sake for those who beat it. XD

[Helix ⑨]

Looking through this thread, I notice you have not posted any screenshots or videos of this, or links leading to the aforementioned screenshots/vids. I hope that this terrible, terrible oversight will be rectified as soon as you can.

I didn't think people cared enough  :ohdear:
I have an exam tomorrow, I'll try and get some pics up when I can, probably friday.

[Aba Matindesu!]

The entrance needs to be the Hakurei Shrine, including the stairway. Ooh, does that make it the Ticket / Information Booth?

Yeah, and the kiosks would be huge-ass donation boxes where the money goes into.

[DJ Saito]

How much would you need to donate? Quite a lot I think.

I'd probably enjoy a "Night in the Scarlet Devil Mansion Basement - Meet Flandre Scarlet" Halloween attraction. We'd probably have to sign waivers at the beginning though...

[Luneth]

Also... For the adults after rides close for the night... CLUB IBUKI!

Chen's Ball Pit~ for dem youngins.

-Reisen's shooting gallery
-Yuugi's "Test your strength" booths

Awesomeness. XD
As soon as I saw the thread title I thought "Cirno's house of mirrors".

Spoiler:

Or "Cirno's Perfect Mirror Challenge", if you prefer.

Obviously it wouldn't be real mirrors, though. Of course, there may not actually be a way through, so you might need to melt your way.

Oh and yes, I agree, it wouldn't be complete if every attraction/area didn't come with its corresponding music. And I totally support the entrance being the Hakurei Shrine/paying your fees via the "Donation Box".

[DJ Saito]

The bathroom doors should be labeled man, woman, and ⑨

[Helix ⑨]

Rage, I made an entire post about my roller coaster tycoon park and then realised I exceeded the upload limit.

So I made this megaupload file with the theme park http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FAYFPUDO you can DL it, put in saved games for RC2 and play right away. I didn't use any custom scenery.

To fullfil your experience download these (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IEB67SIT and http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NUZBJ5JH) It contains 2 custom music files for the park, put these in C:\Program Files\Infogrames\RollerCoaster Tycoon 2\Data and DONT RENAME THEM!. (it's Love colored masterspark by Kouichi and UN owen was her concealed the conclusion). It will add touhou music to the touhou park, what more could you possibly want?

For pictures DL this file, a .zip of 15 screenshots I took, http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0L2MWQC3


Sorry for the 4 links, I thought megaupload could create multiple upload in one link but apperently not. And I'm not gonna upload everything AGAIN!

[Aquila]

Flandre's 495 Wave pool
Keine's Kiddy Corner (So it's family friendly)
Yamame's High ropes course?
Nitori's DIY Workshops
Mystia's Karaoke center

uhh uhhh... Yeah I'm a bit short on original ideas but those are mine for now xD

[KrackoCloud]

A dark ride that tells the backstory to Kaguya / Mokou.
I'm still wondering what a possible ferris wheel would be themed on.

[Aquila]

I'm still wondering what a possible ferris wheel would be themed on.

A giant Hakkero perhaps?

[DJ Saito]

A giant Yukkuri Head spinning round as a giant ferris wheel. Two of them next to each other.

[Dr.Strafe]

I'm still wondering what a possible ferris wheel would be themed on.

I'd say Hina

[Ryuu]

I'm still wondering what a possible ferris wheel would be themed on.

Momiji

[Aba Matindesu!]

Hina's Spinny Cuddle Dolls

Yuki and Mai's Dual Coaster (SO ORIGINAL YEAH) (Yuki's coaster goes into a bright hot tunnel, think this, while Mai's coaster goes into a cold and dark wasteland where the words "Dead weight is gone..." echoing around until you go insane)

Nitori's Netcafe

Unzan's Cotton Candy

Byakuren's Magical Scroll Loop

Marisa's Hakkero Ferris Wheel

Yukkuri Snacks (each yukkuri with their own "canonical" filling!)

Alice's String Doll Fiasco (think the Flying Fiesta in Enchanted Kingdom)

Yukari's Phantasmagorical Simulations (you know those Wild Ride simulation thingies? Yeah.)

Medicine's Smoky Suzuran Field (mist with the scent of fruits billows throughout the entire field)

Momiji's and Youmu's Gladiator Arena (where everything is light, dull, padded [pads sponsored by Sakuya], and perfectly safe!)

Suwako's Lily Pad Rapids

Uhh yeah that's all I've got for now.

[Infy♫]

Shikieiki's House of Mirrors

OF JUDGEMENT

and the only way to reach it is...
KOMACHI'S MAGICAL BOAT RIDE


OF DEATH

[Halca]

The ferris wheel absolutely must be Kanako's shimenawa, I mean forilz.
Also, Hina is the teacup ride, no questions asked :3

[Halca]

OH OH. 
Marisa's Oriental Dark Flight!
A dark ride where you get to fly over a diorama of Gensokyo! :DDD  It ends with you getting to fly around the park!

[Marin The Magus]

Alice's paint ball game (Common paintball game, only that there are dolls everywhere to shoot at. It'd be like a PCB stage 3 representation)
As a transport ride, there are gaps and trains. (You have to be 17 to use them (?) )
There's gotta be a bar named after ZUN
Also, if it's like disney with different areas, the areas should be:
Netherworld/ hakugyokurou
SDM & misty lake
youkai mountain
underground
Eientei/ bamboo forest
Forest of magic
Higan
Makai
And I think that's it. 

[KrackoCloud]

Every night has a parade of Touhou characters, followed by firework danmaku.

[XionGaTaosenai]

I think if there are multiple areas, each area should be based one one of the main (i.e. X, not X.X) Windows Touhou games.

*Scarlet Devil Mansion
*Netherworld
*Eintei
*Higan (Wouldn't this just be a subset of "Netherworld"?)
*Youkai Mountain (+Moriya Shrine)
*Underground
*Palaquin Ship

Human village will be a hub in the center, and/or the location of all the inns/hotels for multi-day visits.

[Halca]

A hotel on the park?  That sounds pretty awesome :0

[Aba Matindesu!]

A hotel on the park?  That sounds pretty awesome :0

You'd be served by fairies, kedamas, etc.

Mugetsu, Yumeko, Sakuya and VIVIT will be your cleaning staff

and the tips will be contained in, of course, a donation box.

[Whatthe]

Ruukoto, Mugetsu, Yumeko, Sakuya and VIVIT will be your cleaning staff

Fixed.

[Radaxen]

I would certainly need a Palace of Earth Spirits.

and a whole mountain (or hill) leading to the Moriya Shrine complete with the lake of onbashiras.

[ArteShy]

There should be full size replica of Gensokyo! Entrance would be Hakurei shrine, where you pay for getting in (Cash register will be donation box) and you can ask Reimu about Gensokyo and have tea. Then, next to the Hakurei shrine, there will be Hot Springs and entrance to Netherworld ride where you could ride through the whole SA (Rin`s steakhouse included). Then, human Village could be used as hotel center. Then, in SDM, there would be "Sakuya`s Teacups ride" where you sit in giant teacup that tours SDM (Basement not included). Then, in the SDM basement, there would be horror attraction, with Flan randomly popping out of darkness (Duel Marisa .vs. Flan Included in price.) Poltergeist mansion would be the stage for Prismrivers concerts.

Too tired now, think of something else later.

[XionGaTaosenai]

Full size? How big is Gensokyo anyways? What's the square mileage we're talking about here?

[Palewolf]

Hmmm..

Momijis waterfall ride.

Marisas flashy laser shows?  :V

[Infy♫]

Reimu's Youkai Shooting Range! XD