Author Topic: Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011) (Read 38772 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #720 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:14:05 AM »

I think you copied my move from last time.

Stuffman · « **Reply #721 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:18:21 AM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on March 16, 2011, 03:14:05 AM

I think you copied my move from last time.

That was a Schezo-only update, because he wanted to see my move first.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #722 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:19:23 AM »

Wouldn't my move have been calculated too, then, what with being first?

Half turns confuse and anger Purvis =I

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #723 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:02:50 AM »

Purvis
[Tewi Dice = 1]
You give off your best 'Help me, I'm dying' cough as you walk past the shrine maiden. Immediately you're in her arms, her sizable chest pressing against yours.
"Aw, don't worry...Sanae-chan's gonna make you feel all better~"
What follows is perhaps too adult to describe on a board like MotK. All that shall be said is that you had no idea that she would enjoy THAT with THOSE on top of putting THIS in THERE.
[Total result - 280 faith!]

Dormio
You gain 64875 cash from your selling of Kourindou shares. You are now officially Less Likely To Go Broke.
2d6 = 11
"Well, nice meeting you. You wanna get moving, I guess? Lemme help you out."
By 'help you out', Reimu mainly means picking you up and sending you hurtling through the air. It's around now you wish you could fly as well as everyone else in the country could.
You come to a sudden, painful stop in front of Kourindou, who are conveniently just opening up a sale on cards. Maybe you're poor in wealth, but you're rich in faith.
Unfortunately Yukari has other plans for you and sends you onto the high road by Stuffman's place.
[Dormio -> 3600 + 100% -> Stuffman]

Stuffman
Your massive stock-buying spree forces the co-mod to go away for five minutes and crunch some numbers. He hopes you are happy.
1d6 = 6
You don't know how you keep finding yourself in these fields. Every time you tell yourself 'that's it, this is the last time', and yet you still find yourself coming back every time. It smells of...good times. The times when you walked around carefree with a dame at your side. Those days are long gone now, but you can't seem to get over them.
A guy behind you asks for rent. You absent-mindedly offer him what he wants. You aren't really paying attention.
...Huh. You thought you were getting away from her, but apparently it isn't that easy to forget about a god.
[Stuffman -> 600 -> Schezo]

Schezo
1d6 = 1
You get nowhere fast - the sound of some slabbering drunkard in front of you scares you off slightly. You decide to just hang back and do a little masonry - the finger-painting Minoriko's done on the ground would make anyone cringe.
Or maybe it's modern art? You don't know.

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No stocks, because it's APRIL FOOL'S DAY! Everyone triggers a random event!

Purvis - A scarlet mist descends upon Gensokyo! All Brooms and Nice Boats are disabled for 3 turns!
Dormio - With all the mist coming in, you have to pay Komachi for a ferry - and she doesn't come cheap! Lose 14000 cash! No cash? No problem! Komachi takes payments by EFT too!
Stuffman - For no obvious reason, money just fell out of your pocket! Lose 2000 cash!
Schezo - You see Tewi running off with Stuffman's cash, tackle her, and help yourself to her unfair earnings! Gain 8000 cash!

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	117'678	ZERO	76'493	68'628
Bank	208'070	55'913	146'808	419'430
Faith	285	920	50	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04) Scarlet (03-04)	None	Nice boat Scarlet (03-04)

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #724 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:15:53 AM »

1d6 along.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #725 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:17:53 AM »

No Control Rods?
This is an outrage.

Oh my God.
Purvis.
Did you just.
Do THAT.
With MY ~~slut~~Sanae?
We were meant to make and eat those parfaits together. D:

Sell Moriya Card.
Buy Judgement: Balance.
Buy Moriya Shrine Conspiracy.
Buy Drunk Oni.

1d6 since I can't do much else.

Schezo · « **Reply #726 on:** March 16, 2011, 05:54:24 PM »

Hmm, no boat. I love the charismatic one and all but this mist...

1d6, can I go left to the faith and event when I roll? If not when I pass Tewi (or land on her) go below her, possibly restoring almost all the land back to ~cough~ beautiful wheat fields.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #727 on:** March 16, 2011, 06:03:03 PM »

Quote from: Caedo on March 16, 2011, 10:17:53 AM

No Control Rods?
This is an outrage.

Oh my God.
Purvis.
Did you just.
Do THAT.
With MY ~~slut~~Sanae?
We were meant to make and eat those parfaits together. D:

Sell Moriya Card.
Buy Judgement: Balance.
Buy Moriya Shrine Conspiracy.
Buy Drunk Oni.

1d6 since I can't do much else.

Pound the dirt a bit, and maybe you'll pick up some hobo mystique the ladies can't resist.

Pesco · « **Reply #728 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:17:07 PM »

Scarlet mist incident means the people on Broom or Nice boat stay where they are for 3 turns. You will trigger any effects the space has.

Schezo · « **Reply #729 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:09:46 PM »

Oh. Well at least I'm comfy. Let's make this a really nice house while we dwell here.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #730 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:11:32 PM »

I'm on a shop.
YESZ.

Schezo · « **Reply #731 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:17:59 PM »

Oh hell.

:<

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #732 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:35:07 PM »

Quote

<~Pesco> Dormio
<Dormio> ?
<~Pesco> We have a problem it seems
<Dormio> problem, bossman?
<~Pesco> I'm sure Rou fucked up your move in a tremebdous fashion
<~Pesco> 11 spaces from Schezo's SDM
<Dormio> yeah, I flew pretty far
<~Pesco> in ANY direction does not get you to a shop
<Dormio> I'll call it reimuhax
<Dormio> and let it be
<~Pesco> nope
<~Pesco> Gotta fix that
<Dormio> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dormio> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dormio> WHY PESCO WHY

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<Dormio> just consider it to be reimuhax
<Dormio>
<~Pesco> Nope Yukari decides to say 'LOLNO' and sends you back to where you should have gone
<Dormio> DAMN IT YUKARI

Stuffman · « **Reply #733 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:59:00 PM »

God I missed everything I would've wanted to land on. I have the worst frigging rolls.

1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #734 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:07:47 PM »

Purvis:
After your, ahem, encounter with Sanae, you've been strutting with a hip and a hop in your hobo stride. People that pass by you stare at you with awe, and you even get a few bits of faith dropped in your blinged out cup.

Of course, you don't get very far down the street due to your energy consuming strut, but that doesn't really matter so much in the long run, now does it?

1d6 = 1
10 faith

Dormio:
"Due to severe weather conditions, all vehicle travel is strictly prohibited. We apologize for the inconvenience." That is what the sign in front of you reads, and you admit that there's a certain bit of logic behind it. Still, it's infuriating that you can't take off on your broom, even at personal risk.

It's just plain bizarre that the prohibition is actually being enforced by fairies, who are levelling adorably cute and serious expressions and explosive danmaku at you, just daring you to take off into the mist.

You end up sighing, and stalk back inside the building. At least this place is giving you a room in the attic, though they're charging you through the nose for it.

[Dormio -> 3600 + 100% -> Stuffman]

Stuffman:
A text message alerts you that another direct deposit was made from Dormio's account to yours. You nod in satisfaction, and continue to plot revenge on that red guy for taking your dame OW! You wince as you feel something sharp clamp down on you, and you look down to see a white wolf tengu biting you. Fffff-

You wake up to a familiar ceiling.

1d6 = 5
Momiji'd

Schezo:
Inclement weather forces you to dock your ship for a while. It looks like it won't be leaving for a few days, so you figure you might as well pimp out your house. Maybe a waterslide from the bed to the swimming pool sized bath...?

House upgraded

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	117'678	ZERO	76'493	67'628
Bank	208'070	48'713	150'408	419'430
Faith	295	920	50	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04) Scarlet (03-04)	Eirin (06-04)	Nice boat Scarlet (03-04)

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Schezo · « **Reply #735 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:20:10 PM »

Raymoo still haunts Dormio eh? :V (no really, didnt she fizzle out yesterday?)

Take a nice nap and relax while we wait out the mist. Our house shall be such an awesome spectacle when these guys finish.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #736 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:07:17 AM »

Pescar.
Why are you so intent on bankrupting me.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #737 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:53:34 AM »

1d6. Tell all who pass by about the time when fog cut off Missoula for a week and how we spent the whole time dodging railroad bulls.

Pesco · « **Reply #738 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:27:06 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 5
You damn whippersnappers with your fancy brooms and boats. Back in my day, if we wanted to get anywhere without walking, we had to use cannons to hurl ourselves across the country! We were sturdier folks, back then, but now all the young kids have gone soft after all your flying and your boats. Honestly, the world's goin' to hell if kids can't fire themselves outta cannons anymore...

Dormio
The fairy telling you to stay put is still here, glaring at you intently. The occasional sneeze kills off her authority instantly, and you're half tempted to just hug her.
The one who was asking you to pay up to Stuffman, though, has mysteriously disappeared. She mentions 'sick leave', but she wasn't ill at all...so who is?

Stuffman
An intern tells you that your arm is a lost cause and she'll have to amputate. You remind her that you are, in fact, a floating eyeball, and thus don't actually HAVE arms.
The fairy looks around a little, then blushes.
"I-I'm new to this! >_<"

Schezo
And tonight on Pimp My House, Gensokyo Edition, we have Schezo, whose peerless fashion sense has driven him to make his house completely gold plated. Yes, even the doors, and yes, to the point where the doors don't open anymore. [He gets in through the window, before you ask.]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	117'678	ZERO	76'493	66'128
Bank	208'070	48'713	150'408	419'430
Faith	295	920	50	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Scarlet (03-04)	Eirin (06-04)	Nice boat Scarlet (03-04)

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #739 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:04:03 AM »

Might as well 1d6.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #740 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:09:49 AM »

Final day.
FESTIVAL OF THE GODS.
I AM BEGINNING MY RAPE AND PILLAGE (again).
Since apparently Sanae doesn't count as a God, I should be drawing in Kanako.

Pesco · « **Reply #741 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:27:57 AM »

Derp I need to fix some shit on my end :ohdear:

Schezo · « **Reply #742 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:37:27 AM »

Floating eyeball jokes. :]

If anyone asks what I'm doing, tell them I'm pimpin' them ~~Hos~~er houses.

Pesco · « **Reply #743 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:40:52 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 4
You find a dead body clutching onto an erhu. You know it's dead, because you'rea doctor. There have DEFINITELY been cases of dead people still breathing. And talking in fact.
"Um...I'm not dead, Mister..."
Such a tragedy. She looks so young. She could have had a bright future, but death's taken her before she had a chance to shine. You tip your hat as you help yourself to the faith she'll no longer need.
"H-Hey, give that back! I'm not dead, dammit!"
Unfortunately for her, you've already forgotten her.
50 faith

Dormio
"HEY KANAKO"
"WHAT"
"YOU WANNA COME ROUND TO MY PLACE AND START CLAIMING PROPERTIES IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT GOD YASAKA"
"HOLY SHIT THAT SOUNDS AWESOME COUNT ME FUCKING IN"
Five seconds after your texting is done, Kanako is shooing off the fairies here with an onbashira. All the full-caps you used for the texting may have had an effect on her...
"ALRIGHT DORMIO LET'S FUCKING GO WE ARE GONNA OWN THIS FUCKING CITY"
[Kanako invited!
Land claimed!]

Stuffman
The intern from earlier leaves you your dinner. You request that she close the curtains before you start eating.
"Eh? W-Why?"
It's a trade secret, you explain. No-one can know how you're capable of eating despite lacking hands, a mouth, or indeed any sort of digestive system. Puzzled, the nurse closes the curtains; thirty seconds later, she opens them again and the food is gone.
"Uwaaah...

"

Schezo
Diamonds. Embedded into the walls.
Fuck yeah.
House upgraded

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	117'678	ZERO	76'493	64'128
Bank	208'070	48'713	150'408	419'430
Faith	345	920	50	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Kanako (07-04)	Eirin (06-04)	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #744 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:43:50 AM »

1d6
Either property or shop is good.

Schezo · « **Reply #745 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:52:49 AM »

You don't want a property or a shop. You want that event that like blows all your faith up or something. :V

3000 kourindo
2000 voile ~~the magic library~~ info sys.

As great as all this nearby stuff sounds, let's not tempt fate and 3d6

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #746 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:56:06 AM »

Dormino is trying to claim properties? Butterfly Sleep Pill card.

1d6.

Well, Dormio, I believe the technical term is 'owned'.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #747 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:57:51 AM »

Eh, not like I really care all that much.
There aren't enough properties in the way for me to do much.
Not to mention that paying for them will hurt me a lot.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #748 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:49:44 PM »

Purvis
You fling the pills into the air, hoping that they'll somehow miraculously reach their targets.
1d6 = 2
A man in a dishevelled jacket gives you a glare as you walk towards him.
"Password?"
You stare at him sternly.
"Password."
He nods, then steps aside. The black market needs some high-quality security, y'know?
Cards available:
Hakurei Shrine - 80
Shanghai Doll - 40
Ruukoto - 15
Tewi Dice - 25
Mimi-chan - 150
Moriya Shrine Conspiracy - 50
Kappa Research Lab - 80
swap Soul - 40
Artful Sacrifice - 25
Broom - 50
Judgement: Balance - 200
STOP! HELEPOLIS - 15
Tewi Dice - 25
STOP! HELEPOLIS - 15
Hakurei Shrine - 80
Friendship Tea Party - 150

Dormio
A small pill-shaped object hits you in the forehead and knocks you out!
"HEY DORMIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING ON THE JOB I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE AWESOME TOGETHER"

Stuffman
PING!
You turn to your window in surprise. It looks like someone tried to throw something at you...something small, something edible. You shrug, lying back in bed as the nurse offers you a sponge bath.
You should get hospitalised more often.

Schezo
Nothing like your house made of bling to boost your self esteem. You stand onto the railing, looking out at Gensokyo. You smile. Someday, all of this is gonna be yours...wait, what's that thing coming towards yoBONKzzzzzz...

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	117'678	ZERO	76'493	64'128
Bank	208'070	48'713	150'408	419'430
Faith	345	920	50	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Kanako (07-04) Asleep (06-04)	Eirin (06-04)	Nice boat Asleep (06-04)

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EDIT: Corrected Schezo's cash balance because we've been undercharging him for his FUCKING SWEET HOUSE.

Stuffman · « **Reply #749 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:35:30 PM »

I must say, the quality of this establishment has gone up spectacularly since they hired fairy nurses instead of those shifty rabbits. I'm positive they stole the candy corn out of my hat last time I was in here!