Author Topic: Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011) (Read 38778 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #660 on:** March 11, 2011, 10:37:29 AM »

My Mini Suiker team vanished. =[

1d6

Schezo · « **Reply #661 on:** March 11, 2011, 12:24:34 PM »

What? Agh, my money. The peanut gallery over there is about to make me exact retribution on him too.

Let's not let Affinity down.

2d6 down.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #662 on:** March 11, 2011, 06:29:40 PM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on March 11, 2011, 10:37:29 AM

My Mini Suiker team vanished. =[

...You and target player randomly discards cards in stock until you have the same number of cards as whoever has less.
This wouldn't have been a problem if Schezo wasn't robbed. Blame Marisa. :V

Purvis
1d6 = 4
Communism is wonderful! It has given you so much money that belonged to a fellow comrade who was hoarding it! Now he has realised the error of his ways, perhaps you can enjoy a prosperous time without all this capitalist nonsense-
"Hey, Hobo. The boss wants his money back."
...Oh.
[Purvis -> 1400 -> Schezo]

Dormio
It's a botch job. The rabbits check that all your bones work and you aren't bleeding from anywhere too important, but eventually they throw you back onto the street. Shit huuuuuuuurts. At least Tenshi's gone somewhere...

Stuffman
1d6 = 2
"I'm bored! Let's punch something!"
Tenshi makes this suggestion to you, in the same tone of voice she's made it in every 30 seconds for the last three hours. You eventually get fined by some passer by because her complaining is loud enough to qualify as disturbance of the peace.
[Stuffman -> 400 -> Schezo]

Schezo
2d6 = 9
Minoriko seems a bit more cheerful now, hauling you along for shopping trips. After about three hours of seeing her examine produce in various food stores, she gives you a little treat and leads you to a card shop offering the following:

Gap - 40
My twuck! - 40
Drunk Oni - 70
Nice Boat - 80
Heian Nightmare - 70
Swap Body - 40
Knockout in 3(0) Steps - 30
Friendship Tea Party - 150
Kourindou Sale - 40
Control Rod - 200
Judgement: Balance - 200
Mimi-chan - 150
Broom - 50
Nice Boat - 80
Drunk Oni - 70
Scarlet Devil Mansion - 80

"...Wait, what do you mean you can't afford any of this?"
You shed a single tear as you step broke out of the store.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	134'828	67'450	86'293	136'228
Bank	169'955	28'374	97'087	177'755
Faith	110	590	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom	Tenshi (27-03)	Nice boat Minoriko (24-03)

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Stuffman · « **Reply #663 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:36:36 PM »

Nnnnrgh. 1d6. Maybe Sanae knows what to do in a situation like this.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #664 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:46:15 PM »

Eh, 1d6.

Schezo · « **Reply #665 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:59:21 PM »

That big 50 faith is looking really good right now. :3

Let's talk to Minoriko about how to plant the plots without houses wheat in the way that will make the best danmaku.

1d6

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #666 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:04:43 AM »

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #667 on:** March 12, 2011, 09:15:40 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 4
There's a large swimming pool here, with various kappa playing inside. Curiously, they're wearing clothes on top of their swimsuits, and you make sure to ask why.
"So we can get out in a hurry, obviously. What if there's work to do somewhere else? We can't waste a whole 2 minutes putting clothes on."
You make a mental note that kappa are very strange.

Dormio
1d6 = 6
HEEEEEEEEEEELLO EVERYBODY! IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND THE LOTTERY MAN HERE, COMING TO YOU WITH A SPECIAL OFFER!
YOU GUYS SEEM PRETTY BAD AT WINNING THIS WHOLE LOTTERY THING, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SHOT AT YOUR OWN LITTLE GUESSING GAME. WINNER TAKE ALL! COURSE, THE LONGER YOU TAKE TO GUESS THE NUMBER THE LESS CHANCE YOU HAVE TO WIN, SO BE QUICK ABOUT IT!
[Minigame: Lucky Number. I'm thinking of a random number between 1 and 42. Everyone takes turns guessing in the normal order of Purv -> Dormio -> Stuff -> Schezo. If the guess is wrong I'll say if you're higher or lower than the number in question. Prize fund starts at 150 faith, but drops by 20 for each wrong guess.]

Stuffman
1d6 = 4
Ah, look, there's Sanae over there! Maybe she can help you out here. You walk over to her, ready to ask her advice, when-
"Don't go talk to that slut! She's boring!"
Tenshi forcefully hauls you away to your own property. You could build something here if you wanted, but Tenshi would probably knock it down anyway so you probably shouldn't bother.
...You HATE this girl. SO MUCH.
"...Nya?"
You notice a familiar face, looking at you very nervously from across the road. It's Orin, the driver who wrecked your battleship. It'd be so great if Tenshi beat her up rather than you...wait, why is Tenshi running across the street?
"Wait wait wait wait wait! It was an accident, I swe-NYAAAAAU! >_<"
...You LOVE this girl. SO MUCH.
Oh wait, she came back. Scratch that part about the love. D:

Schezo
1d6 = 3
Minoriko listens to your spiel for a while, nodding every so often.
"Y'know, I never thought about that. People are always talking about crop circles and all, so maybe I could make something impressive out of them..."
Minoriko stands up, looking inspired.
"Alright. I'm off to do a little decoration. I'll see you 'round - hopefully you'll like what you see!"
With that, she runs off eagerly into the distance. By the time you've managed to force out the words 'I want you to stay with me', she's too far away to hear them.
...Better build, then.

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LUCKY NUMBER
Current contestant: Purvis
Current prize fund: 150 faith
Last guess: None

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	134'828	67'450	86'293	135'728
Bank	169'955	28'374	97'087	177'755
Faith	110	590	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom	Tenshi (27-03)	Nice boat

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #668 on:** March 12, 2011, 09:20:49 AM »

41

1d6

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #669 on:** March 12, 2011, 09:22:09 AM »

1d6.
Let's see if I can meet the good ~~slut~~girl again.

Not making my mini-lotto guess until the higher/lower thing comes up..

Stuffman · « **Reply #670 on:** March 12, 2011, 10:00:48 AM »

1d6.

Ugh, man. My SDM is right there, Tenshi will smash it to pieces if she sees it, but if I drag her too far I'll run into Reimu.

Maybe I should've just stayed in hell.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #671 on:** March 12, 2011, 11:11:24 AM »

Can't move on without Schezo's move, but we can play a little LUCKY NUMBER!

Purvis: TOO HIGH! GET DOWN!

LUCKY NUMBER
Current contestant: Dormio
Current prize: 130 Faith
Last guess: 41 (too high)

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #672 on:** March 12, 2011, 11:22:11 AM »

20 for the guess.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #673 on:** March 12, 2011, 11:26:05 AM »

Dormio: TOO LOW! MOVE IT ON UP!

LUCKY NUMBER
Current Contestant: Stuffman
Current Prize: 110 Faith
Last Guess: 20 (too low)

Stuffman · « **Reply #674 on:** March 12, 2011, 11:45:50 AM »

I should guess 30, but I don't wanna make it that easy for Schezo >:|

35!

Schezo · « **Reply #675 on:** March 12, 2011, 03:09:32 PM »

Hm, I'll go find her again later I suppose.

2d6

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #676 on:** March 12, 2011, 06:17:47 PM »

Purvis
1d6 = 5
All these stars are making you look like a constellation. Not just that, you have determined from your astounding fashion sense that green is definitely not your colour. You cautiously poke into a nearby shop to, ahem, get some off your hands.
Mini-Suika team - 25
Moriya Shrine Conspiracy - 50
My Twuck! - 40
Butterfly Dream Pill - 180
Hourai Doll - 40
Hakurei Shrine - 80
Hourai Doll - 40
Kogasa Spin - 15
Nice Boat - 80
Marisa Ze! - 40
Swap Soul - 40
Scarlet Devil Mansion - 80
Knockout in 3(0) Steps - 30
STOP! HELEPOLIS - 15
Sending of the Spirits - 10
Friendship Tea Party - 150

Dormio
1d6 = 5
You run up to Sanae in a panic.
"OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE MY CHAIN IS ABOUT TO BREAK I NEED FAITH NOW OR MY SCORE IS GOING TO FALL APART"
You catch Sanae completely by surprised, and she's so flustered she hands you her entire supply of faith before running off into the distance.
...Ton of faith, check. New house, check. Life is goooooooooood.
[You gain ANOTHER 250 faith! ~~You are now encumbered.~~]

Stuffman
1d6 = 2
Careful, quiet steps. Maybe if you don't pay attention to it, she won't either, and then you won't have to worry about her breaking i-
"HEY, LOOK AT THAT MANSION OVER THERE!"
You flinch as Tenshi suddenly yells into your ear. She's pointing right at your mansion with an eager look on her face.
"God, that place is fucking ugly! I think it deserves to take a bit of a beating!"
She proceeds to walk into the mansion and knock down whichever walls frustrate her the most. all the while, you're sitting on your knees and doing your best not to cry. Eventually you offer what you have to rebuild the thing, but instead of making it better you just work to stop it from getting any more broken.
[In short, Stuffman -> 2000 -> Celestial Bitch]

LUCKY NUMBER: TOO HIGH! GET DOWN!

Schezo
2d6 = 6
You come across one of your wheat fields. For some reason, the wheat's been set out in zig-zags rather than straight lines. You've been getting bad ideas into Minoriko's head...better build over this to save yourself the embarrassment.

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LUCKY NUMBER
Current contestant: Schezo
Current prize fund: 90 faith
Last guess: 35 (Too high)

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	134'828	66'450	84'293	134'728
Bank	169'955	28'374	97'087	177'755
Faith	110	840	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom	Tenshi (27-03)	Nice boat

Reference map for positions when targeting and updating per move.
Card list

EDIT: Yes I know I forgot the map I'm tired ;_;

EDIT 2:
> Forget to post map
> Proceed to post stocks by accident
> Proceed to replace stocks with incorrect map

I AM THE BEST CO-MOD EVER.

Schezo · « **Reply #677 on:** March 12, 2011, 06:49:53 PM »

27 feels like the right number.

1d6

Sell all of those Yagokoro Pharm. too.

Stuffman · « **Reply #678 on:** March 12, 2011, 08:48:53 PM »

PUNISH TENSHI. Then 1d6.

Also, shouldn't there be no stocks since it's Saturday?

Y'know that was SUPPOSED to be the map. And it is now. Clearly I'm really REALLY tired. @_@

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #679 on:** March 12, 2011, 09:16:56 PM »

2d6.
I don't like that big patch of green in front of me.
Also, maybe I should start making appointments with Sanae, since I seem to run into her a lot.

AND I NEED TO SPEND ALL THIS GDDMN FAITH.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #680 on:** March 12, 2011, 09:43:52 PM »

Schezo: TOO LOW! MOVE IT ON UP!

LUCKY NUMBER
Current Contestant: Purvis
Current Prize: 70 Faith
Last Guess: 27 (Too low)

Stuffman · « **Reply #681 on:** March 12, 2011, 09:54:06 PM »

Hey Dormio, be a pal and land on Reimu for me.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #682 on:** March 12, 2011, 10:17:14 PM »

q_q
But I'm poor.
I can't afford that miko's services.
Besides, Sanae is the only ~~slut~~girl for me.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #683 on:** March 13, 2011, 01:12:19 AM »

Ah, the joy of being the guy who seldom gets faith. My Twuck, Marisa Ze!, and Sending of the Spirits, and Kogasa Spin please.

1d6, and guessing 31.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #684 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:28:01 AM »

Last night I dreamt about this game. :ohdear:
Also, until further notice Pesco's having internet difficulties, so you guys are probably stuck with me for a while. :ohdear: :ohdear:

Purvis
"Thank you for your worshi-business."
1d6 = 3
A fox is lying on the side of the street in ragged clothes. She looks up to you in disdain.
"OY! QUIT STEALING MY GIMMICK! PEOPLE AIN'T GONNA GIVE ME MONEY IF DERE'S TWO HOBOS ON DIS STREET!"
She nags and nags until eventually you just pay her for the 'damages' and leave.
[Purvis -> 1200 -> Dormio]

LUCKY NUMBER: TOO LOW! MOVE IT ON UP!

Dormio
2d6 = 5
You know you just said you wouldn't, but in the end you can't resist helping out Stuffman. He just means too much to you as a friend for you to sit and watch him get robbed.
Not that Reimu would have given you a choice, anyway. She saw you hanging out with that whore of a shrine maiden, and she thinks you deserve to see how a REAL shrinemaiden works. Namely, by finding a villain and beating them over the head until the apologise. Of course, these lessons won't come for free.
[Reimu charges you 9383 * 3 * 2 = 56298 cash for her 'tutoring'!]

Stuffman
1d6 = 5
You shed a single tear as you walk past Dormio. Such a noble, beautiful sacrifice.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! IT'S YOU AGAIN! FEEL LIKE BUYING A NUMBER FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
"Hey, what's this guy saying? He's loud! He's annoying! Let's punch hi-"
MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!
"Kyaaaah! >_<"
You have a newfound respect for this guy.
[You currently have the numbers 11, 13, 31, and 33. Would you like to swap out any of these numbers! The other taken numbers are 1, 2, 3 and 5.]

Schezo
Can't get hold of your stocks until Monday. Suddenly, you realise you actually WANT the weekend to end. GOOD GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?!
1d6 = 1
A tramp pokes you in the side. A small amount of your INSANELY VAST AMOUNT OF WEALTH falls out. You fail to notice.
[Schezo -> 1200 -> Purvis]

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LUCKY NUMBER
Current contestant: Dormio
Current prize fund: 50 faith
Last guess: 31 (Too low), 35 (too high)

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	133'628	10'152	84'293	133'528
Bank	171'155	29'574	97'087	177'755
Faith	5	840	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill My Twuck! Marisa Ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04)	Tenshi (27-03)	Nice boat

Reference map for positions when targeting and updating per move.
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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #685 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:33:35 AM »

Oh my God.
Reimu.
Why?
Sanae is the only ~~slut~~miko for me.

My money is looking dangerously low there.
1d6.

Also, 33 for mini-lotto.

Also, Reimu doubles her own cost?
That's lame.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #686 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:42:23 AM »

Quote from: Caedo on March 13, 2011, 09:33:35 AM

Also, Reimu doubles her own cost?
That's lame.

Nah, that x2 is game rank. At rank 1 it's 3*d9999.

Also WE HAVE A WINNER! COOOOOOOOOONGRATULATIONS, DORMIO! HAVE SOME MORE FAITH TO GO WITH THAT METRIC TON YOU'RE ALREADY CARRYING!

[Dormio received 50 faith!]

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #687 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:45:53 AM »

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #688 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:46:36 AM »

Oh right, game rank.

SO MUCH FAITH, SO LITTLE MONEY.
~~SLUT~~SANAE HELP ME OUT HERE.

Stuffman · « **Reply #689 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:49:49 AM »

THANKS DORMIO. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE. Now we just need to finish you off before you buy like five control rods.

1d6 left, maybe I'll get a chance to deploy my UFO theme park!

I will keep my current lotto numbers.