Author Topic: Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011) (Read 38778 times)

Schezo · « **Reply #630 on:** March 09, 2011, 04:56:58 AM »

D:

What did I do?

Stuffman · « **Reply #631 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:14:41 AM »

Looks like I just missed Momizi. Guess she doesn't know about that picture I drew of her yet!

Hmm, Tenshi might actually do me more good than harm. A celestial is kind of like a goddess, I guess? Consider introducing myself to her.

1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #632 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:38:12 PM »

Purvis
1d6 = 6
You're set to enjoy your delicious bonuses when Suwako pokes you on the shoulder.
"Don't you have a house up there?"
Pointing in the other direction, Suwako seems eager to not go the way you planned. This results in her grabbing you by the labcoat and pulling you the other way down the junction. This is ridiculous, she's practically kidnapped you, and how does she know that-
Oh. It IS your house here. Damn.

Dormio
Maybe you got thrown out, but at least you have some nice photos to show for it.
2d6 = 3
Broom's acting up today. You have a suspicion that the hairs on the back of it are meant to be yellow, not black. Maybe you should give this thing a quick clean tonight.
You find a bucket in the middle of the street, and take it home to wash with. For the first step, you fill the bucket with water - which is when you see bubbles start to come out from inside of it.
"Pffah!"
A girl with dark green hair bursts out from within the bucket, soaking wet.
"W-Wait...this isn't the underground...did yuugi leave me in the middle of the street after St. Patrick's again?"
The girl pouts at you, and unable to resist you carry her home [after emptying the bucket, of course]. A spider youkai is waiting for her at the opening of the cave to the underground, and offers you a small reward in praise.
[50 faith get!]

Stuffman
1d6 = 1
After being passed by a rabid-looking wolf, your nerves are slightly frayed. You suggest finding a place to hide for the night, and Tewi doesn't argue - wolves find rabbits kind of tasty, after all.
Eventually you come across a little cavern to hide in for the night. Unfortunately, there's a pack of foxes already using it, and they aren't too keen to see you. Tewi steps forward, holding her hands out.
"Alright, guys...we can all be cowards together, okay?"
[Stuffman -> 2100 [4200/2] -> Dormio]

Schezo
After successfully capturing Scarlet Gensokyo, you help yourself to the deed to this mansion. All it takes is a little scribbling out of the word Purvis and suddenly you're the owner of this SDM! You leave only a twuck in your wake.
You know exactly where to go next. With the help of a tip-off from a rabbit, you find her in a small abandoned grove. It wasn't hard, frankly - you could hear her crying from a mile away.
Minoriko is sobbing, sitting alone on the flattest rock she could find. She heard Stuffman had been in hell for some time and was looking to welcome him back, but he never arrived. Had he forgotten about her? Was she not good enough after all? Did all the kappa in their skimpy swimsuits take him away from her?!
You slowly wrap your arms around her, whispering sweet nothings into her ear. "It's gonna be okay. It's all gonna be okay."
Minoriko flinches...then slumps, letting you embrace her. Perhaps Stuffman deserves a taste of his own medicine.
[You gain 49776 cash!]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	124'552	76'950	95'693	181'904
Bank	34'256	159'874	97'087	270'655
Faith	100	590	35	40
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk oni	Heian Nightmare Hourai doll UFO theme park
Status	Suwako (22-03)	Broom	Tewi (22-03)	Nice boat Minoriko (24-03)

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #633 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:42:16 PM »

Can I use Swap body to level up my current place with that level 4 mansion, or would the two be incompatible?

If I can, do that then d6. If not, just d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #634 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:52:35 PM »

Allowed. Just within range too.

Schezo · « **Reply #635 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:13:00 PM »

Hold her hand as we take a 1d6 stroll.

Stuffman · « **Reply #636 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:14:09 PM »

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #637 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:25:18 PM »

STOP POKING ME PESCO.
1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #638 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:42:29 PM »

Purv
C'mon, this can't be hard. You saw someone do a magic trick like this at a show once. All he did was click his fingers and-BAM! The houses were in two different places.
OK, get ready. One, two, thr-*click*
Suwako is nice enough to save you the effort and performs the trick on your behalf. As cool as it is, you can't help feel like the god just stole your thunder.
1d6 = 2
You're getting a little applause for it, though. Suwako tips her hat to the crowd as you indulge in the benefits. Ah, the good old days of busking...
[You get 10 faith!]
You've hit a junction. Which way do you want to go?

Dormio
1d6 = 5
Aw, this is a nice little house. Small and umimpressive, but somehow quaint. You might actually stay here for a whi-oh wait, this is someone else's house. You keep forgetting that from all the stuff you already own...
[Dormio -> 2000 -> Purvis]

Stuffman
1d6 = 3
You and Tewi both emerge from inside the foxhole. She's busy fixing her hair, while you're trying not to bleed out from all the scratching they used you for overnight. Honestly, what sort of owner must they have had to be so brutal?!
Tewi convinces you to stop by a local store to buy essentials like painkillers and bandages. At first you're puzzled by this friendly gesture, but seeing that this store is 'A subsidary of Inaba Enterprises' it makes a lot more sense.
Shop
25. Swap body - 40
22. Marisa ze! - 40
17. Mimi-chan - 150
2. Nice boat - 80
27. Scarlet Devil Mansion - 80
17. Mimi-chan - 150
28. Hakurei Shrine - 80
21. Hourai doll - 40
32. Judgement: Balance - 200
35. Yukari fooling around - 50
36. UFO theme park - 80
23. My twuck! - 40
34. Moriya Shrine conspiracy - 50
10. Festival of the gods - 15
11. Sending of the spirits - 10
29. Eientei - 80

Schezo
1d6 = 2
You wrap an arm around Minoriko, listening to her story as you go. You squeeze her in during the darker moments out of support as she sniffles her words out. You pull into a local store to buy her some ice cream, hoping it'll get her mind off of it. While you're here, may as well get something for yourself too.
Shop
5. Ruukoto - 15
32. Judgement: Balance - 200
5. Ruukoto - 15
6. Knockout in 3(0) steps - 30
36. UFO theme park - 80
36. UFO theme park - 80
13. Butterfly Dream Pill - 180
13. Butterfly Dream Pill - 180
9. Artful sacrifice - 25
25. Swap body - 40
32. Judgement: Balance - 200
30. Kappa Research Lab - 80
32. Judgement: Balance - 200
19. Shanghai doll - 40
17. Mimi-chan - 150
27. Scarlet Devil Mansion - 80

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	124'552	74'950	95'693	181'904
Bank	36'256	159'874	97'087	270'655
Faith	110	590	35	40
Cards	Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk oni	Heian Nightmare Hourai doll UFO theme park
Status	Suwako (22-03)	Broom	Tewi (22-03)	Nice boat Minoriko (24-03)

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #639 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:45:07 PM »

SCREW YOU PESCAR.
STOP ~~POKING ME~~ TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

1d6

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #640 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:46:58 PM »

Left 1d6

Schezo · « **Reply #641 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:44:45 AM »

Oh God, she's back, get the ~~car~~ boat!

But first, what kind of popsicle stand is this? I ain't that rich. :V

I do like that eerily luminous Shanghai Doll though, I'll take that.

3d6

Remember if someone thinks it's cute to Judgement Balence me, Hourai them with Dormio.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #642 on:** March 10, 2011, 07:52:24 AM »

Quote from: Schezo on March 10, 2011, 01:44:45 AM

Remember if someone thinks it's cute to Judgement Balence me, Hourai them with Dormio.

Pesco · « **Reply #643 on:** March 10, 2011, 07:54:03 AM »

Pfftt players thinking they have a choice in how Hourai targets :V

Stuffman · « **Reply #644 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:05:34 AM »

Well at least there's something here I can afford. I'll grab a Festival of the Gods.

...It's not like I'm going to use it on Minoriko again or anything. Her running off with that jerk Schezo doesn't bother me one bit. I only wanted her for her money anyway.

...Really.

...1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #645 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:12:58 AM »

Purv
1d6 = 4
Suwako suddenly tugs at your arm, pointing at a large elegant mansion in the distance!
"Wow! Look at the stonework on that thing!"
You calmly inform her that you can't stay here, this is Schezo's property and he's liable to kick your ass if he finds you here. Of course, being a god, Suwako doesn't honestly give two shits about what happens to a mortal and his bank balance. She charges in to refurbish the place...pulling you along for the ride.
[Purv -> (1500*4*2)*2 -> 24000 -> Schezo]

Dormio
1d6 = 4
OK, THIS one is yours. You recognise the familiar smell of fox hairs lying all across the front door. You should probably pay more attention to that, you think to yourself as you start upgrading this little house.

Stuffman
1d6 = 3
Eep. Tenshi having a tantrum outside Eientei? That's probably not a good thing. You decide to just walk on and do your best to avoid any trouble-
"KARISUMAAAAAA!"
From inside the building, Helepolis emerges from a window and promptly knocks you to the floor. Taking the advantage, he hoists you into the air and hauls you inside.
"Would you like to hear about my mistress? She is adorable and charismatic all at once...I think I'm in love!"
Tewi mutters to her fellow rabbits that they shouldn't ask for TOO much off of you. Best not to scare off the potential customer.
[Stuffman -> (1000*3*3)*2*50% -> power level9000 -> Schezo]

Schezo
3d6 = 9
OK, if you EVER get hold of that witch you have a very special punishment for her. You're gonna lock her in a room, then slowly fill the room up with money. Irony is awesome like tha-
*swoosh da ze*
Your ship shakes for a moment as a blazing star passes through it! By some miracle it's still functioning, but the vault inside has been plundered - not just of money, but of your spell cards as well!
[Event: Spell Break! Lose all your cards!]
[Schezo -> 10000 -> Marisa]
OK, now you're gonna lock her in a room with money that is on fire. That's totally original. Bet no-one's done that before.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	100'552	74'450	86'693	171'904
Bank	36'256	159'874	97'087	303'655
Faith	110	590	20	0
Cards	Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	Suwako (22-03)	Broom	Tewi (22-03) Eientei (21-03)	Nice boat Minoriko (24-03)

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #646 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:21:05 AM »

Monsieur Purvis, may I suggest that get a little closer and cast your Judgement: Balance upon Schezo at the nearest opportunity?
It will benefit all parties involved (except Schezo).
Not to mention how he stole 24,000 of whatever currency is being used here from you.
Don't you feel you should reclaim that, with interest?

Meanwhile, I'll 1d6 and hope that I don't land on Eientei again.
Also, I want 1000 shares in Kourindou.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #647 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:23:04 AM »

Welp, nothing for it but to swap soul with that large empty plot of mine.

Then d6.

Stuffman · « **Reply #648 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:28:47 AM »

DAMN THESE WASCALLY WABBITS. I'll go over my stocks as long as I'm stuck here I guess...

Man, these Higan Security stocks aren't doing as well as I'd hoped. Maybe I can get one of the cuter kappa girls to star in a commercial for it.

Mikoburger isn't doing so great either. I don't understand, I should be raking in thousands after introducing the Gwahaha to the menu. Need to speak with Reimu about it later. Maybe she didn't make it right.

Wait, even Nitori Electronics is going down? Why is -- OH right I stole all their talent to work in my lab. Could've used better planning there.

Otherwise, prospects look good!

Schezo · « **Reply #649 on:** March 10, 2011, 12:34:23 PM »

Eye twitches involuntarily for a minute.

Why can't I ever get any good luck from these things? Well at least I have Minoriko for monetary support right?

Purvis, I hope Momiji bites the heck out of you.

3d6

Pesco · « **Reply #650 on:** March 10, 2011, 05:13:21 PM »

Purvis
This is a harder trick, but you feel like you can do this one. You're currently holding the deeds to both this mansion and your old plot in the distance. Now, it just takes a little reading, and HEY PRESTO! A forged note from Schezo confirming he wants to trade the properties!
Seriously. Fuckin' miracles, everywhere you look.
1d6 = 4
"That was kinda mean..."
Suwako pouts at you as you walk along. You pass the property that was once yours but is now Schezo's, when suddenly Suwako grabs the blueprints out of your hands.
"Sorry, kero! When I see land this fertile, I just gotta build!"
Well, on the bright side, if you give him back what he lost he probably can't sue you...

Dormio
Passing through Schezo's territory, you vaguely see something metal on the ground in front of you. You don't recognise it, so shrug and walk along regardless.
The clanging sound around your foot is followed by a sudden wave of pain. As the fox trap digs into your foot you manage not to scream TOO much like a little girl. It'll take some healing, but nothing you need to go to Eirin's for. Just a rest at your place nearby, that's all...maybe do the place up while you're there.

Stuffman
You're in the middle of writing up storyboards for your adverts (and hearing from Reimu that people are unable to finish their Gwahahas with all of their vital organs intact) when Tewi finally bails you out.
"Geez, sorry about that! Hope they didn't rip you off too hard in here."
Even you aren't falling for that expression. You give Tewi a glare as she leads you back out onto the road, but you'd rather she stayed in all honesty.

Schezo
3d6 = 12
Ah, home sweet home. Nothing like heading back to your mansion and soaking up the sunshine as fairy maids tend to your every du-wait a minute, why's this one coming up to you with a note? What do you mean it's a bill? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T OWN THIS PLACE ANYMORE?! GODDAMN THAT HOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Schezo -> 0 -> Purvis (Minoriko just saved your ass)]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	100'552	73'450	86'693	171'904
Bank	36'256	28'374	97'087	303'655
Faith	110	590	20	0
Cards	Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	Suwako (22-03)	Broom	Tewi (22-03)	Nice boat Minoriko (24-03)

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Schezo · « **Reply #651 on:** March 10, 2011, 06:20:10 PM »

Hmm let's see if can visit the local shrine for some upgradan. Give Minoriko another hug for saving me.

1d6

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #652 on:** March 10, 2011, 08:06:49 PM »

Purvis, Balance Schezo!
Do it now!
Hurry, hurry!

I'll 2d6.

Stuffman · « **Reply #653 on:** March 10, 2011, 08:16:08 PM »

1d6. Incidentally, landing on Nazrin is about the best thing that could happen to me right now.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #654 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:15:25 AM »

Yeah, I daresay it's time to Balance out Schezo.

Then 1d6.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #655 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:20:54 AM »

Oh yeah, also, what happened to my Mini Suika Team?

Quote from: Inaba Tewi on March 08, 2011, 10:56:05 AM

Dormio manages to make some friends, who miraculously stay around while sober! They offer to help him out with any construction work he's got to deal with. [Mini-Suika Team Get!]

They kind of just disappeared after that day.

Pesco · « **Reply #656 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:39:09 AM »

You just thought you had friends

Pesco · « **Reply #657 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:45:45 AM »

Purvis
You put on your best fluffy red hat and down a bottle of vodka before approaching Schezo. His colour is red, which means he's a Communist, right? Which means he'll be all too eager to share that wealth of his.
In fact, you're so sure of it, you don't even feel the need to ask him. You just borrow his wallet and credit card and even stuff out yourself. You don't feel the need to hang on to this card of yours, either - after all, that'd mean you had more than him, and that's just mean!
1d6 = 5
"Ooh, wuzzis?"
Suwako hops over to a fallen bag. It's covered in mud, but the logo of Yagokoro Pharmacies is still visible.
"Candy!"
Suwako opens it up and promptly swallows one of the pills inside. She then just-as-promptly falls to the ground, snoring louder than a girl her size should honestly be capable of. You decide to leave her, taking the pills so she doesn't make the same mistake again when she wakes up.
[You get the Butterfly Dream Pill card!]

Dormio
2d6 = 5
"Oh, come on! Another one?! Isn't someone gonna take care of this goddamn Celestial?!"
The rabbits are looking at you angrily, expecting you to deal with the bawling Tenshi at their door. They probably aren't set to let you leave without giving it a shot, so throwing caution to the wind you hurl a fist at the enemy!
Thankfully, after you've been beaten to a quivering wreck by the Celestial, the rabbits take you in for some recuperation. At a price, obviously.
[Dormio -> 6000 -> Schezo]

Stuffman
1d6 = 6
"OK, I figure you need a new friend."
Tewi's just come off a phone call with Eientei. You can't hear the discussion from the other side, but Tewi drops lines like 'she beat the fox up HOW badly?'. She looks at you with a smirk.
"Hey, Stuffy...feel like doing some babysitting?"
You don't even get a chance to answer before she runs back the way you came. A few minutes later, she's back with her in tow.
"Hey, are you gonna build stuff? Great! I wanted something to wreck anyway!"
Tenshi clings to your arm, already prepared to ruin all of your hard work. You'd complain to Tewi, but she's already gone.
[Event: Summon Tenshi!]

Schezo
You feel a sudden urge to play Tetris.
1d6 = 4
"Um...here."
Minoriko hands you a star. You look up to her in confusion, and she promptly turns away.
"D-Don't misinterpret this! I just found it and thought you'd be able to use it."
Tsundere goddess is tsundere.
[You receive 10 faith!]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	136'228	67'450	86'693	136'228
Bank	169'955	28'374	97'087	175'955
Faith	110	590	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom	Tenshi (27-03)	Nice boat Minoriko (24-03)

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #658 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:53:03 AM »

Quote from: Inaba Tewi on March 11, 2011, 09:39:09 AM

You just thought you had friends

Gddmn Eientei.

Stuffman · « **Reply #659 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:58:26 AM »

THIS IS NOT THE DIRECTION I WANTED TO TAKE TENSHI.

Okay okay as long as we avoid my SDM everything is still cool.

Let's 1d6 and look for a corndog stand to appease her.