Author Topic: Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011) (Read 38790 times)

Stuffman · « **Reply #600 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:31:15 AM »

Dang, overshot most of the property. Well, at least I won't have to deal with any youkai mice on my ship.

Let's go 1d6 towards my Moriya Shrine, if possible.

Schezo · « **Reply #601 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:32:57 PM »

Mother fucker. Can I sending of the spirit's Reimu? If so do it!

Am I allowed to Shanghai doll how much I had to pay Reimu because it just happened or not?

1d6 and try to hop over that little pink house towards all of that tasty faith.

Pesco · « **Reply #602 on:** March 06, 2011, 02:45:33 PM »

Purvis
1d6 = 6
You're discussing the wonders of Remy-De-Martyn when you come across more foxes looking to 'borrow' your money. It'd be all too easy to walk past them if Hina didn't insist they needed a good petting.
Fortunately, it seems like they're too busy to make you pay. Their leader's gone missing somewhere in the regions of Eientei...

Dormio
"Alright, coast is clear. They probably aren't gonna notice you. Get outta here!"
You're picked up in your sleep and thrown back out through the front door. Tenshi is still there, surrounded by rabbits with various amounts of bruising. Apparently getting rid of her just wasn't worth the effort as long as she doesn't knock this place down...

Stuffman
1d6 = 6
"Halt!" says the sign next to the house you stop at. "It is forbidden to drive aquatic vehicles within this property! Those who break this law can expect a hefty fine!"
Naturally, while you pay up the costs to the owner who just so happened to reappear in public, the kappa are furious about this infraction of their basic rights. What has the world come to when you can't park a battleship in the street?
[Stuffman -> 800 -> Dormio]

Schezo
"I've got a better idea," you say as you turn to Reimu. You pull out, ironically, one of her own amulets, wielding it like a weapon. The shrine maiden laughs.
"What, you think one of those is going to work on me? I designed those things - of course I'm immune to my own charms."
She doesn't even attempt to dodge as you throw the amulet straight at her hitbox, but you catch her look of surprise for an instant before she explodes with a giant PICHUUN.
Sweet, scribbling 'Please Make Reimu Go Away' on the amulet really DOES work.
1d6 = 3
More foxes, and they seem to be putting up a sign. The writing is crude, but it says 'Fines Will Be Enforced As Soon As We Can Decide On Something To Fine You For.'

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Saint White Day you ronery boys. All males receive a free card.

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	133'252	79'050	92'175	145'628
Bank	126'056	153'574	76'287	119'230
Faith	100	313	35	65
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park	My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll UFO theme park
Status	Hina (18-03)	Broom	Nice boat	Nice boat

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Stuffman · « **Reply #603 on:** March 06, 2011, 05:44:36 PM »

No green at all. This is one lame stretch of road. 3d6!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #604 on:** March 06, 2011, 08:08:26 PM »

1d6 toward me old haunts.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #605 on:** March 07, 2011, 12:53:19 AM »

Let's 2d6 out of here.

Schezo · « **Reply #606 on:** March 07, 2011, 01:36:22 AM »

Yeah that's right bitch!

Let's see if we can snack on some faith by moving 1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #607 on:** March 07, 2011, 07:33:16 AM »

Purv
1d6 = 2
"'Ey."
Some goon in a suit is looking over the field as you enter. He holds a gun to your head as he sees you, and he doesn't look too happy.
You'd be able to dodge this easily if Hina wasn't holding you in place. You wonder at some level if she just plain hates you.
"Da boss is lookin' fer a contribution to da cause. Might not hafta fire if ya just stick yer money in this bag, yanno?"
You pay the ransom, and also on behalf of your 'lady-friend'. When you get rid of her...
[Purvis -> 3600 -> Schezo and Hina]

Dormio
2d6 = 6
"Eeeeeeeeeey."
These guys are everywhere apparently. Rather than aiming at you, this guy aims at one of your foxes.
"Nice pet. Would be a real shame if somethin' happened to it."
After informing him that it is a she, you promptly unload you wallet. NO-ONE TOUCHES YOUR FOXES. NO-ONE.
[Dormio -> 1600 -> Schezo]

Stuffman
3d6 = 12
You have to pay pocket change to some furry things when you arrive here, but what does that matter? You avoided the mansion that would've cost you a fortune. Right now you're wondering if anything can stop you-
CLANG.
Though a cat crashing her cart straight through the hull of your ship is a good contender.
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! ALL SYSTEMS FAILING! ABORT! ABORT!"
The kappa panic, sending SOS signals out without realising there's no-one around to hear them. As the sound of creaking metal hits your ears, the battleship tips over into a nearby lake, throwing the whole crew in as well.
"...See, boss?" one of the Kappa says to you as you surface. "Told you the sukumizus were a good idea."
[Stuffman -> 1200 -> Dormio]

Schezo
1d6 = 5
"Oho~"
A suspicious looking woman with blonde hair and a parasol steps out from behind you when you were sure there was nothing there 5 seconds ago. She giggles with a laugh that doesn't even try to hide its sinister side.
"So, you're the one who defeated my Reimu? Impressive. Almost no-one can do that, in fact.
Yukari pats you on the head and offers a few stars.
"Here. Take this as a reward for convincing her to do a little more training."
With that, she's gone again, and the faith in your hand is the only sign she was ever there.
[You receive 30 faith!]

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THIS MONTH'S LUCKY NUMBER IS...16!
Purv: none
Dormio: 1, 2, 3
Stuffman: 13, 31, 33, 11
Schezo: 5

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP NOT WINNING?! LOOKS LIKE THE JACKPOT'S ROLLING OVER AGAIN!

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	129'652	77'450	91'775	145'628
Bank	126'056	154'774	76'287	123'230
Faith	100	313	35	95
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park	My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll UFO theme park
Status	Hina (18-03)	Broom	None	Nice boat

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #608 on:** March 07, 2011, 08:00:56 AM »

That's not what I meant by old haunts ;_;

1d6

Stuffman · « **Reply #609 on:** March 07, 2011, 08:26:38 AM »

Throw hat down in disgust.

Calmly instruct kappa to make their way back to the lab.

Once they are out of sight, flip my shit.

Then, after I calm down, 1d6.

I hate cats.

Pesco · « **Reply #610 on:** March 07, 2011, 08:29:00 AM »

Irony of posting Chen art today :V

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #611 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:21:55 AM »

1d6.
Nothing can go wrong.

Schezo · « **Reply #612 on:** March 07, 2011, 06:14:49 PM »

Idon'tknowwherethoseguyscamefrom.

Sell all my Yata Power. Get the Shanghai doll out and scribble a nasty message before putting it in my wallet for Marisa. Resist urge to taste the faith I just got.

Take it easy now that the cat terror is gone (for now) with 1d6

Pesco · « **Reply #613 on:** March 07, 2011, 06:40:58 PM »

Please wait warmly for the flavour.

Purv
1d6 = 3
There's a kappa sitting on the side of the street with a box beside her, claiming that she's collecting for the Green Earth Battleship Restoration charity. Hina's little heart breaks at the sight of her.
"Oh, that's so terrible~! Purv-kun, we're going to help her out, right?"
You want to say no to her. In fact, you DO say no, but she just ignores you and hauls your over anyway.
[Purvis -> 3600 -> Stuffman and Hina]

Dormio
2d6 = 6
A passing sect of foxes approaches, and bows at your feet! For a while you're not sure why exactly they're worshipping you, but the clue is when you hear them refer to you as 'Ran Yakumo, greatest of the wizard foxes'. Rather than correcting them on their mistake, you decide to just make the most of their gratitude.
[+227 faith]

Stuffman
GOSH DARN IT THIS IS BULL EXCREMENT I WILL FREAKING SAY BAD THINGS TO THAT CAT WHEN I GET MY FUDGING HANDS ON HER
ok ladies can you please leave
thank you
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT DID THAT CAT EVEN HAVE FUCKING INSURANCE THAT DOES IT I AM GONNA HUNT HER DOWN AND TEST IF SHE REALLY DOES HAVE NINE FUCKING LIVES.
1d6 = 4
"Hm? You'd like to file a lawsuit against the driver who wrecked your ship?"
Tewi is stunned at the concept at first, but accepts your offer. Together you put together an excellent case, and combined with thorough cross examinations in the courtroom (read: you pressed every statement until Orin cracked) you received a settlement for your ship!
Unfortunately, Tewi took most of the earnings as court fees, but she's hanging around you for a while...maybe you're a good person for her to hang around to get work.
[Tewi -> 6818 -> Stuffman]

Schezo
You prime your Shanghai doll, pointing it in the direction of the witch. This'll stop her for su-what was that black and white blur running past you? Why is your wallet lighter!?
[Schezo -> 10,000 -> Marisa. Shanghai doll only works on payments, not theft D:]
1d6 = 1
You see a Celestial having a temper tantrum just ahead of you, and wisely decide to play this nice and slow. More importantly, you find a shop to spend some of your newfound faith on!
4. STOP! HELEPOLIS - 15
17. Mimi-chan - 150
13. Butterfly Dream Pill - 180
36. UFO theme park - 80
35. Yukari fooling around - 50
4. STOP! HELEPOLIS - 15
3. Tewi dice - 25
1. Broom - 50
30. Kappa Research Lab - 80
6. Knockout in 3(0) steps - 30
26. Kourindou sale - 40
5. Ruukoto - 15
2. Nice boat - 80
31. Moriya Shrine - 80
13. Butterfly Dream Pill - 180
29. Eientei - 80

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	126'052	77'450	98'593	135'628
Bank	126'056	154'774	79'087	218'830
Faith	100	540	35	95
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance	My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll UFO theme park
Status	Hina (18-03)	Broom	Tewi (22-03)	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #614 on:** March 07, 2011, 08:48:25 PM »

Oh dear.
This next stretch looks like no fun at all.
2d6 my way through.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #615 on:** March 07, 2011, 08:56:29 PM »

There's Yatagarasu available? BUY IT ALL.

Also d6.

Schezo · « **Reply #616 on:** March 07, 2011, 11:35:39 PM »

If someone tries to Judgement Balence me, Hourai Hourai, Hourai Hourai Dormio.
If Stuffman gets close enough to Heian Nightmare him, do it.

I would like to buy:
STOP! HELEPOLIS
STOP! HELEPOLIS
Tewi dice

Put a STOP! HELEPOLIS on X10

Sell all the Yuyuko's! Buy 4000 YagoKoro Pham.

1d6, let's nab a Nazrin!

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #617 on:** March 08, 2011, 05:13:20 AM »

Quote from: Schezo on March 07, 2011, 11:35:39 PM

If someone tries to Judgement Balence me, Hourai Hourai, Hourai Hourai Dormio.

D:

Pesco · « **Reply #618 on:** March 08, 2011, 07:09:42 AM »

Partial update as I 'm expecting some targetting shenanigans.

Purv
1d6 = 5
House upgraded

Dormio
2d6 = 6
House upgraded

Stuffman
1d6 = ?

Schezo
?d6 = ?

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	125'552	76'950	98'593	135'628
Bank	34'256	154'774	79'087	218'830
Faith	100	540	35	40
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance	My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll UFO theme park STOP! HELEPOLIS STOP! HELEPOLIS Tewi dice
Status	Hina (18-03)	Broom	Tewi (22-03)	Nice boat

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Stuffman · « **Reply #619 on:** March 08, 2011, 09:04:37 AM »

Quote from: Schezo on March 07, 2011, 11:35:39 PM

If someone tries to Judgement Balence me, Hourai Hourai, Hourai Hourai Dormio.

It only has 5 range.

1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #620 on:** March 08, 2011, 10:56:05 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 5
"Hey, what're you doing, Purv-kun?"
"Building a house."
"Ooh, sounds fun! Can I join in?"
"No."
"B-but, why not?"
"Because if you join in stuff is going to fall apart, and then I have to pay more for this thing."
"I...you...but I'm-"
">:<"
";_;"

Dormio
2d6 = 6
There are kappa glaring at you in both directions. You begin to wonder whether building in this neighbourhood was such a good idea after all. Maybe you should build something here to keep yourself fortified...

Stuffman
1d6 = 2
ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE? TIRED OF SITTING AROUND IN A YAGOKORO HOSPITAL WHILE YOUR RIVALS DOMINATE THE INDUSTRY?
DON'T DELAY, CALL INABA TODAY! WITH OUR UNIQUE NO WIN NO FEE SYSTEM, YOU LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE! CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL HELP YOU SUE THE PANTS OFF SOME DOCTOR WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MONEY YOU'VE LOST AND IS ALREADY IN DEBT AFTER MED SCHOOL!
[With Tewi's help, you extort 18,000 cash from the hospital! though you probably won't be very welcome if you go back any time soon...]

Schezo
1d6 = 6
You attempt to nab a Nazrin, pinching her from the middle of the street for your own benefit. All would've gone perfectly well if there hadn't been a tiger waiting in the bushes who pounced you and send you running in the opposite direction you came from.
By the time you stop running from Shou, you're in Dormio's territory, and you're too tired to run from your debts after that.
[Schezo -> 3000 -> Dormio]

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It's St. Patrick's Day! Which means the oni are coming up to the surface to fuck up everybody's shit.

Purvis wakes up to find himself in the ruins of the house he'd just built. Apparently he had some drunken guests who got a little carried away.
Dormio manages to make some friends, who miraculously stay around while sober! They offer to help him out with any construction work he's got to deal with. [Mini-Suika Team Get!]
Stuff also gets a companion, but she hasn't quite escaped her hangover. She looks set to wreck the first building she's exposed to, in face. [Drunk Oni get!]
And of course, someone has to pay for all this booze. Everyone, say thanks to Schezo! [You lose 16,000 cash paying for everyone else's beer ;_;]

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	125'552	76'950	98'593	132'628
Bank	34'256	157'774	97'087	269'855
Faith	100	540	35	40
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk oni	My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll UFO theme park STOP! HELEPOLIS Tewi dice
Status	Hina (18-03)	Broom	Tewi (22-03)	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #621 on:** March 08, 2011, 11:01:08 AM »

Man, I really want out of this place.
Screw those Kappa, 2d6 the hell away from here.

Also, yay, sobriety.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #622 on:** March 08, 2011, 11:24:46 AM »

Tewi dice one ahead, pick up Suwacker.

Schezo · « **Reply #623 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:11:03 PM »

I thought I may as well declare it and it could have happened last turn if you got a 6.

Make sure Hele knows to thoroughly go over Danmakufu with anyone who stops on V16 master or not!

Now I want to go hug Minowico. 2d6 if for some reason (dear god) I land on one of those scary houses, my twuck it. (why do I keep twalking like this)

Stuffman · « **Reply #624 on:** March 08, 2011, 07:35:45 PM »

Tewi may be a good business partner, but damned if she doesn't make me sweat bullets. Could wind up in concrete shoes if I'm not careful!

1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #625 on:** March 08, 2011, 08:49:02 PM »

Purv
OK, you've had all you can stand. Of Hina, of oni, of EVERYTHING. It's time to go visit an expert - one who can deal with your building and curse problems all at once.
"Kero? Building stuff?"
You nod. You don't even remember what happened to you last night, but whatever it was it must be rectified. Suwako nods, almost set to join you, when-
"Uwaaaaaah~! Purv-kun, you aren't leaving me, are you!?"
This is the hard part - convincing Hina to leave of her own free will. Fortunately, Suwako takes the initiative, pulling off her hat and placing it on Hina's head. A second later there's no Hina, and the hat is lying on the floor. It's like the rabbit-out-of-a-hat trick, but backwards.
"Anyway," Suwako starts as she pulls up her sleeves. "What's this about building stuff?"

Dormio
2d6 = 7
Dormio
You find a strange laboratory in the middle of nowhere. Poking your head in, you find an army of kappa all researching various projects, and all wearing sukumizu for no obvious reason. Unconsciously, you find yourself asking about their questionable fashion sense.
"In case the place floods from rainwater, obviousl-wait, who the hell are you?! Get out of here!"

Stuffman
1d6 = 6
You look set to overshoot Schezo's property, but out of nowhere a giant red hand blocks you.
"STOP! You do not appear to be fully familiar with Danmakufu! Allow me to inform you how to construct and manipulate objects..."
You groan at this. You know how Danmakufu works - hell, you're MAKING A FULL FREAKING GAME out of it. Still, nothing's gonna stop Hele when he's motivated. At least Tewi is helping to lower the inevitable rent costs a little.
[Stuffman -> 800 (1600/2) -> Schezo]

Schezo
2d6 = 6
Oh man, THIS place looks foreboding. A true masterpiece, with charisma flowing out of every pore. If the servants here catch you, you'll be stripped of every penny you've ever earned. It's terrifying. It's horrifying.
You want it.
A maid comes up to you, holding a long and detailed note about how you owe her a metric ton of gold for breathing the mansion's air. Normally you'd pay a fortune to her out of ~~courtesy~~ necessity.
Today, you just throw a doll at her face, and run into the mansion proper while it pulls an Artful Sacrifice.
You can smell it. The rich, rich smell of profit. It might take you a day or so, but this place is gonna be yours. Aaaaaaaaaall yours.
[Schezo -> 27500 -> Shanghai doll triggers -> 0 -> Purvis]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	125'052	76'950	97'793	132'628
Bank	34'256	157'774	97'087	270'655
Faith	100	540	35	40
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team SDM	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk oni	My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll UFO theme park Tewi dice
Status	Suwako (22-03)	Broom	Tewi (22-03)	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #626 on:** March 08, 2011, 08:57:44 PM »

Keep on 2d6'ing the hell out of here.

Also, why would I question the sukumizu?
Take pictures before I leave.

Schezo · « **Reply #627 on:** March 08, 2011, 09:41:16 PM »

Borrow Stuffman's ~~crooked~~ attorney and go get Minoriko!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #628 on:** March 08, 2011, 10:36:26 PM »

1d6 toward that row of lovely bonii.

Affinity · « **Reply #629 on:** March 09, 2011, 04:43:54 AM »

Schezo, I disapprove of you!