Author Topic: Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011) (Read 38795 times)

Stuffman · « **Reply #540 on:** February 23, 2011, 08:25:33 PM »

I'll take #11.

Also FFFFFF I missed end of month again because I forgot February is short. Fucking Caesar.

1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #541 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:14:01 PM »

Sect on flavour duty again

Purvis
You awaken with a loud snort. Looking around, you see that the kappa were kind enough to deposit you into a trashcan behind their workshop, and you find a bank statement on your chest notifying you of the deposit of your month end bonus. You stretch out the kinks in your back, take a bite out of slightly stale bread crust, and you're soon on your way.

Dormio
Your clothes are sticking to you uncomfortably when you wake up in a rented hotel room. You try to sit up, only to realize that you have a furball of foxes and cats on your chest and legs.

Stuffman
You're not quite sure why your lottery ticket has a picture of Reisen's legs, but you just shrug it off and shove it deep in your pocket.
1d6 = 2
You soon find yourself at a crossroads, with a bank along the side of the road. In front of the bank is a familar dubious looking wooden stand, with an equally dubious looking rabbit wearing a business suit sitting behind it.You take a second look at the rabbit, then sigh as you realize that it's not Tewi.
"Would you like to take out a loan, just for a measly tiny interest rate?"

Schezo
You wipe sweat off your brow as you finish pounding a STOP sign with a picture of a girl in a bucket into the ground. Whistling, you pull out your PDA to conduct your business as you go on your merry way.
2d6 = 3
While finalizing the selling and buying of stocks, you happen across Minoriko, who is looking at a building with a pensive expression on her face. She starts when you greet her, and blushes when you ask her what she's doing.
"Oh, I was just thinking..."
Shrugging, you attempt to continue on your way, only for her to stop you with a determined look on her face.
"Hey, y-you're trespassing on Stuffman's property!"
You look back at the nearby building to see the words "Stuffman" flashing brilliantly on a neon sign. You turn back to the goddess, who has her hand out in front of her.
"I-I'll make sure that he gets what you owe him!"
With a great sigh, you pull out your wallet.
[Schezo --> 1000 --> Stuffman]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	155'518	134'950	95'575	221'772
Bank	126'056	150'774	241'587	244'315
Faith	50	313	365	15
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap	Mimi-chan Moriya Tewi dice	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll Control rod
Status	None	Broom None	None	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #542 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:16:17 PM »

1d6.
Nothing bad can happen unless I roll a 2.
...
Please wait warmly as I roll a 2.

Schezo · « **Reply #543 on:** February 23, 2011, 10:43:05 PM »

Didn't I just use up my Stop! Helepolis?

2d6, if for some reason I land on that Kappa Lap, My Twuck it.
if I get a 9 go get Suwako, otherwise go the other way if possible.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #544 on:** February 23, 2011, 10:50:48 PM »

Can I upgrayyd the lab? If so, do it.

1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #545 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:09:49 PM »

You upgraded it before you got slept.

Fixing up the card usage. I always forget :ohdear:

Stuffman · « **Reply #546 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:22:16 AM »

IT KEEPS HAPPENING. Going left again. And no stupid rabbit loans, thanks.

Actually, you know what? Use the damn Tewi Dice to land on the shop this time. I haven't landed on one yet and I got a lot of faith burning a hole in my pocket.

Also, more errors:
- The last property Dormio claimed has been reverted to unowned
- I still have the Mini Suika card listed

Minoriko, I'll win you back yet~ (or whoever the next goddess to cross my path is, whatever!)

Schezo · « **Reply #547 on:** February 24, 2011, 04:04:17 PM »

Oh and if I land on that big space suwako is on, my twuck it.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #548 on:** February 24, 2011, 05:32:41 PM »

Purvis
1d6 = 5
You pass a sign in the field, saying in forboding handwriting 'THIS FIELD IS THE PROPERTY OF ~~AFFINITY~~ SCHEZO. TRESPASSING WILL INVOLVE PAYING A SIZABLE FINE TO ~~AFFINITY~~ SCHEZO. SINCERELY, MR. ~~AFFINITY~~ SCHEZO.'
[Purvis -> 600 -> Schezo]

Dormio
1d6 = 1
"Hey, Mouse. Gimme somethin' to ride on."
Nazrin is initially unfazed by your threat, until your gambit kicks in. The sound of your growling stomach catches her attention, and you see her composure falter for a moment.
"...Fine. I've got a broom I could spare you."
She proceeds to throw a broom at you, hoping that it'll scare you off. It fails, and all that you do is grin at her with your fang-like teeth. That has her seriously concerned, so she passes you some building plans as well.
The thought of paying of minor bills doesn't really cross your mind right now. Not even Marisa pickpocketing you from nowhere can break your stride!
[Dormio -> 4200 -> Schezo]
[Dormio -> 10000 -> Marisa]
[You get (another) Broom, and a Moriya Shrine build card!]

Stuffman
"Why, no. I don't want a loan, thanks, but could you give me, ahem, *directions* to the nearest store?"
You happen to know the manager of this bank rather well, and you hold enough sway that a word from you will make this attendant look...bad. Unsusprisingly she darts out from her post and guides you personally to the nearest shop.
Available cards:
Tewi Dice - 25
Butterfly Dream Pill - 180
Keystone - 25
Butterfly Dream Pill - 180
Swap soul - 40
Scarlet Devil Mansion - 80
Kourindou sale - 40
Butterfly Dream Pill - 180
Nice boat - 80
STOP! HELEPOLIS - 15
Friendship Tea Party - 150
Marisa ze! - 40
Knockout in 3(0) steps - 30
Pit trap - 25
Control rod - 200
Keystone - 25

Schezo
2d6 = 5
You bump into Minoriko again, and on instinct you start reaching for your wallet, but she doesn't seem set to fine you this time. In fact, she hands you some green stars as you pass by.
"Sorry for yesterday...I was really frustrated, and I shouldn't have been so mad at you. I-It's not like Stuffman means anything to me. R-Really, who'd like a guy like him, right?"
Minoriko laughs nervously, excusing herself and promptly leaving. Her face is bright red...
[You receive 50 faith!]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	154'918	120'750	95'575	221'772
Bank	126'056	150'774	241'587	249'115
Faith	50	313	365	65
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Broom Moriya	Mimi-chan Moriya Mini-Suika team	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll Control rod
Status	None	Broom None	None	Nice boat

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #549 on:** February 24, 2011, 05:36:07 PM »

Not a whole to to do except 1d6~

Schezo · « **Reply #550 on:** February 24, 2011, 06:23:18 PM »

That jerk! Don't worry Minoriko, I'll Heian Nightmare Stuffman right now.

1d6

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #551 on:** February 24, 2011, 09:01:09 PM »

What, curse you Marisa.
1d6.
Let's hope I don't roll a 1 or 6.

Stuffman · « **Reply #552 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:02:29 AM »

As I followed the rabbit to the shop, I took a moment to reflect on the last couple months.

I'd had a rough time of things right from the start. Yuyuko had put me out of commission for a week, so I had missed out on any easy land. Was put in Eirin's lab god knows how many times after that. Lost my tank. Got jerked around by the stock market too, missing opportunities to cash in on my investments. And just this past week, Dormio had rolled through what little property I had, claiming it as he went.

And then there was Minoriko. I took her picture out of my wallet and rubbed it with my thumb a bit, wondering what could've been. Didn't even get to sample her sweet potatoes, if you know what I mean. Hadn't seen Hina in a long time either. Dames. Dames is always the trouble.

I took in the scenery around me. Folks were on their way to work, fairies were playing in the streets, and local shopkeepers were hawking their wares. "That's right," I thought to myself. This is Gensokyo. Every day is a new chance to start fresh. I adjusted my hat, and looked forward. This would be the day I turned things around.

The rabbit led me down a back alley into what appeared to be a modest establishment. Of course, that was only a front. A moment later, I was taken into the back room to have a look at some merchandise on the black market. Plenty of Eirin's shady drugs were on display, but that's not what I was here for.

"Looking for something in particular?" the shopkeep asked, with rabbit guards toting assault rifles not far behind.

"I could use a new ride," I said, looking around. I briefly lamented the loss of my MdTank once more.

"Lemme take you to our chop shop."

Looking around at the stolen vehicles, I searched for a vehicle that would be rugged enough for my travels and was ready to settle on a sturdy-looking twuck. "This'll do." Then, something in the back caught my eye. Something huge, draped in cloth. "Wait. What's that?"

"Sorry pal. Can't show that to just anybody."

I flashed my fat stack of faith. I could practically see the stars in the shopkeeper's eyes. Faith talks, after all. The shopkeeper ordered some workers over to it, and within a moment the cloth was pulled back, revealing the nicest damn boat I'd ever seen.

"Holy Hina. Is that a Green Earth B-Ship?"

"That it is. But don't ask how we got it. You'll have to supply your own crew, though."

"Put it on my tab." A battleship from the world's strongest navy, and I hadn't even spent half my faith. I pondered what else I could acquire.

"What do you got in the weapons department?" Within moments, a shiny new control rod was laid out on the counter before me. I could barely contain my excitement, eager to once again get my hands on a weapon of mass destruction. Eager to once again witness that glow as bright as the sun. Eager to once again exact justice on the world that had time and time again stomped me in the face. Yes. Yes, this would do nicely.

As I rang up my purchases, I picked up a few things from the discount bin; a Marisa doll, one of my old buddy Helepolis's novelty street signs, and a pair of lucky dice (i.e. obviously weighted) with Tewi's smiling visage carved upon them.

BUYING:
- Nice Boat (80)
- Control Rod (200)
- Marisa Ze! (40)
- STOP! HELEPOLIS (15)
- Tewi Dice (25)

As the workers loaded up my purchases and prepared my ship to set sail, I headed outside and contacted the kappa lab on my Kawadec.

"What is it, boss?"

"Tell the girls to pack up and meet me at the shop on P8. This operation is going mobile."

Within the hour, I had kappa technicians flooding onto my B-Ship, going over the manuals and preparing to man the stations there. Everything was going perfectly.

Until he showed up.

Schezo. The new kid they found to fill Affinity's shoes after he went missing. He was looking for me - and packing heat. I looked closely at the card in his hand. A Heian Nightmare. That stuff would have you walking like a zombie for days. I briefly recalled the drunken stupor that oni had dragged me along on, and shaked my head in disgust.

Unfortunately for him, he had picked the wrong floating eyeball to start a fight with. Today, I was ready.

I looked down at him from the stern of my new B-Ship. "Hey kid. Nice weather today."

I took a long drag on my bottle of coke.

"But I think it's a little early for spring. Feels more like it's the time of year for a...nuclear winter."

I whipped out my Marisa doll faster than you can say "da ze". Not a moment, later I had swiped something from his pocket: his control rod. Kid should've known better than to carry something like this in the open.

Taking advantage of the shock on his face, I quickly reached into my hat and whipped out something that I had been sitting on for entirely too long. Hitting the ignition switch and letting it fly, I launched my Mimi-chan into the air. It shot up into the sky, flying over Schezo's head - and once it had arched, it plunged into the ground behind him, blasting him to kingdom come. Better luck next time, kid.

The kappa girls erupted in panic. After all, the kappa lab had also been caught in the blast zone, reducing about two thirds of it to rubble. But that didn't bother me any.

"Relax, girls. We're about to have all the lab space in the world."

I took one control rod in each hand, raising them towards the horizon.

And then, I brought armageddon. Beautiful, beautiful armageddon.

Use Marisa Ze! on Schezo: Control Rod
Use Mimi-chan on N8.
Use Control Rod on E7.
Use Control Rod on B11.
Use Nice Boat.

I set off down the road, ready to take over the newly unclaimed lands.

Nothing like three sunrises to start a new day.

Move 2d6 left. :]

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #553 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:10:39 AM »

Quote from: Stuffman on February 25, 2011, 10:02:29 AM

Nothing like three sunrises to start a new day.

Whenever I see a world untouched by war. A world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers. I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!

Pesco · « **Reply #554 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:29:28 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 6
You manage to get yourself free of Affinity Schezo's domain, and find yourself in front of a bank. A rabbit girl in a business suit, seated behind a wooden stand, is boredly picking wax out of her floppy ear when she realizes that you're standing in front of her.

"Ah! Good evening, are ya interested in... a..." her voice trails off when she gets a good look at your noble hobo attire, and her plastic smile melts into a look of disgust. "Ew, get outta here. We don't want your kind 'round here."

Your eyes narrow, and you whip out your phone made of cobbled parts and literal shoestring...

Minutes later, you find yourself in the branch president's office, surrounded by snacks and fan waving rabbits. The president is by your side, sweating profusely as he offers his most sincere apologies, and asks that you consider taking out a loan.

Dormio
1d6 = 1
You frown as you look around at the billboards proclaiming the area to be owned by Schezo Corporation. Didn't you just leave here...?
[Dormio -> 4200 -> Schezo]

Quote from: Stuffman on February 25, 2011, 10:02:29 AM

As I followed the rabbit to the shop, I took a moment to reflect on the last couple months.

I'd had a rough time of things right from the start. Yuyuko had put me out of commission for a week, so I had missed out on any easy land. Was put in Eirin's lab god knows how many times after that. Lost my tank. Got jerked around by the stock market too, missing opportunities to cash in on my investments. And just this past week, Dormio had rolled through what little property I had, claiming it as he went.

And then there was Minoriko. I took her picture out of my wallet and rubbed it with my thumb a bit, wondering what could've been. Didn't even get to sample her sweet potatoes, if you know what I mean. Hadn't seen Hina in a long time either. Dames. Dames is always the trouble.

I took in the scenery around me. Folks were on their way to work, fairies were playing in the streets, and local shopkeepers were hawking their wares. "That's right," I thought to myself. This is Gensokyo. Every day is a new chance to start fresh. I adjusted my hat, and looked forward. This would be the day I turned things around.

The rabbit led me down a back alley into what appeared to be a modest establishment. Of course, that was only a front. A moment later, I was taken into the back room to have a look at some merchandise on the black market. Plenty of Eirin's shady drugs were on display, but that's not what I was here for.

"Looking for something in particular?" the shopkeep asked, with rabbit guards toting assault rifles not far behind.

"I could use a new ride," I said, looking around. I briefly lamented the loss of my MdTank once more.

"Lemme take you to our chop shop."

Looking around at the stolen vehicles, I searched for a vehicle that would be rugged enough for my travels and was ready to settle on a sturdy-looking twuck. "This'll do." Then, something in the back caught my eye. Something huge, draped in cloth. "Wait. What's that?"

"Sorry pal. Can't show that to just anybody."

I flashed my fat stack of faith. I could practically see the stars in the shopkeeper's eyes. Faith talks, after all. The shopkeeper ordered some workers over to it, and within a moment the cloth was pulled back, revealing the nicest damn boat I'd ever seen.

"Holy Hina. Is that a Green Earth B-Ship?"

"That it is. But don't ask how we got it. You'll have to supply your own crew, though."

"Put it on my tab." A battleship from the world's strongest navy, and I hadn't even spent half my faith. I pondered what else I could acquire.

"What do you got in the weapons department?" Within moments, a shiny new control rod was laid out on the counter before me. I could barely contain my excitement, eager to once again get my hands on a weapon of mass destruction. Eager to once again witness that glow as bright as the sun. Eager to once again exact justice on the world that had time and time again stomped me in the face. Yes. Yes, this would do nicely.

As I rang up my purchases, I picked up a few things from the discount bin; a Marisa doll, one of my old buddy Helepolis's novelty street signs, and a pair of lucky dice (i.e. obviously weighted) with Tewi's smiling visage carved upon them.
BUYING:
- Nice Boat (80)
- Control Rod (200)
- Marisa Ze! (40)
- STOP! HELEPOLIS (15)
- Tewi Dice (25)
As the workers loaded up my purchases and prepared my ship to set sail, I headed outside and contacted the kappa lab on my Kawadec.

"What is it, boss?"

"Tell the girls to pack up and meet me at the shop on P8. This operation is going mobile."

Within the hour, I had kappa technicians flooding onto my B-Ship, going over the manuals and preparing to man the stations there. Everything was going perfectly.

Until he showed up.

Schezo. The new kid they found to fill Affinity's shoes after he went missing. He was looking for me - and packing heat. I looked closely at the card in his hand. A Heian Nightmare. That stuff would have you walking like a zombie for days. I briefly recalled the drunken stupor that oni had dragged me along on, and shaked my head in disgust.

Unfortunately for him, he had picked the wrong floating eyeball to start a fight with. Today, I was ready.

I looked down at him from the stern of my new B-Ship. "Hey kid. Nice weather today."

I took a long drag on my bottle of coke.

"But I think it's a little early for spring. Feels more like it's the time of year for a...nuclear winter."

I whipped out my Marisa doll faster than you can say "da ze". Not a moment, later I had swiped something from his pocket: his control rod. Kid should've known better than to carry something like this in the open.

Taking advantage of the shock on his face, I quickly reached into my hat and whipped out something that I had been sitting on for entirely too long. Hitting the ignition switch and letting it fly, I launched my Mimi-chan into the air. It shot up into the sky, flying over Schezo's head - and once it had arched, it plunged into the ground behind him, blasting him to kingdom come. Better luck next time, kid.

The kappa girls erupted in panic. After all, the kappa lab had also been caught in the blast zone, reducing about two thirds of it to rubble. But that didn't bother me any.

"Relax, girls. We're about to have all the lab space in the world."

I took one control rod in each hand, raising them towards the horizon.

And then, I brought armageddon. Beautiful, beautiful armageddon.
Use Marisa Ze! on Schezo: Control Rod
Use Mimi-chan on N8.
Use Control Rod on E7.
Use Control Rod on B11.
Use Nice Boat.
I set off down the road, ready to take over the newly unclaimed lands.

Nothing like three sunrises to start a new day.

2d6 = 6

By the time I arrived at the lone house, standing all lonesome in the wasteland brought about by a hefty bit of fusion enhanced firepower, my dogs were barkin'. I take a look at the sign in front, proclaiming loudly that it was the "Schezo Bed and Breakfast", and walk on inside. No one was there: they must've left when the suns fell and their boss went on a one way trip to Yagakoro's rest stop.

I couldn't help but let the smile roll across my mug: looks like this stay was on the house.

Schezo
You find yourself looking up at an unfamiliar ceiling.

You take a few moments to blink in confusion, before struggling to sit up. Instead, you find yourself with your arms and legs in casts and your body wrapped in bandages. It takes a while, before you remember that you were going to make that bloody eyeball suffer for making Minoriko cry. You pulled out your Heian Nightmare, tracked Stuffman down to just outside of a store, and then...

... And then... what? It looks like you'll have plenty of time to figure that out.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	154'918	116'550	95'575	221'772
Bank	126'056	150'774	241'587	253'315
Faith	50	313	5	15
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap	Moriya STOP! HELEPOLIS Tewi dice	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll
Status	Eirin's (09-03)	Broom Eirin's (09-03)	Nice boat	Nice boat Eirin's (04-03)

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #555 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:35:41 AM »

Did I just get nuked twice?
HELL YEAH!

Also, shouldn't Schezo be released at the same time as Purvis and I?
Considering how many properties Schezo lost, and how Purvis lost a big plot, I guess I wasn't hit so hard.

Stuffman · « **Reply #556 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:52:55 AM »

Hmm. There's a goddess I haven't met before...

Tewi Dice over to the cute loli in the frog hat and try to chat her up.

Better put my money into some investments, too. Buy the remaining 1000 shares of Yatagarasu and 3000 of Higan Security.

Quote

Also, shouldn't Schezo be released at the same time as Purvis and I?

Mimi-chan doesn't hit as hard as the control rod (unfortunately).

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #557 on:** February 25, 2011, 03:52:26 PM »

Oh dear. Now I am mildly upset.

Affinity, Dormino, are you guys familiar with the term lynch?

Schezo · « **Reply #558 on:** February 25, 2011, 04:01:10 PM »

You bet. Now to contemplate what kind of hell I'll raise after I count up how much money I lost to a thief.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #559 on:** February 25, 2011, 06:29:37 PM »

Purvis
How annoying. The manager seems distracted by something behind you as you speak to him. Surely you deserve more respect than this man's giving you. Despite your glaring at him, he continues to look away, and finally you give in and turn around to see what he's so interested in.
You barely have time to see the explosion coming before the window shatters and bombards you with a deadly rain of glass...

Ah, the lovely place with the white walls again. You've been mere more often than you'd care to admit, but you can't deny that it's starting to grow on you. The cleanliness, the doctor intent on getting you better as soon as possible, and of course the morphine. Ohhhhhhh god, the morphine.

Dormio
Your world flashes white for a moment, and suddenly it's searing hot. Everything around you practically evaporates, and a massive explosion nearly bursts your eardrums. Your entire body is screaming in pain, almost coming apart. Your foxes are ducking for cover beneath a mound of earth - doing a lot better than you are.
After what feels like an age, the explosion stops. You immediately slump to the floor, exhausted. You're gonna be out of it for a while, but at least you're alive. You're set to pass out when you see a small white light in the distance. A star?
No, another explosion. Son of a bi-
You're lucky enough to fall unconscious before the second nuke can really do any damage. Your foxes - miraculously unharmed - are nice enough to carry you all the way to the hospital.

Stuffman
Well, Yatagarsu Power just proved itself to be FREAKING AWESOME. You see no harm in investing a little more in them, and the security services will probably rise after an incident like this, so you help yourself to some of those, too.

Taking a stroll around the charred ashes of what used to be the doctor's territory, you quickly come across a young girl looking rather distraught.
"Oh, it's terrible! The damage done here...it's awful! Everything's...gone!"
With a too-well-practiced gesture, you come from behind and place a hand on her shoulder. You know who she is. You've seen her wandering around with other people, and heard about her from Minoriko. She's just the person you need right now.
"It's okay, Suwako. We can rebuild."
You take the god by surprise, but she turns around to face you. Her eyes are full of tears, and she quickly hugs you.
"Y-Yes. Let's put this place back together before some maniac tears it apart again. Starting with this plot right here."
With the help of your plans, Suwako starts construction on another branch of the Moriya Shrine, dedicated to repairing this terrible damage.
You have to hold back the urge to laugh at how well this plan is coming together.

Schezo
Well, you can feel your arms again. The only feeling they're processing right now is pain, but that's still an improvement.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	154'918	116'550	85'575	221'772
Bank	126'056	150'774	96'287	253'315
Faith	50	313	5	15
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap	STOP! HELEPOLIS	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll
Status	Eirin's (09-03)	Broom Eirin's (09-03)	Nice boat Suwako (08-03)	Nice boat Eirin's (04-03)

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #560 on:** February 25, 2011, 08:51:33 PM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on February 25, 2011, 03:52:26 PM

Oh dear. Now I am mildly upset.

Affinity, Dormino, are you guys familiar with the term lynch?

Do either of you guys have a vig shot?

Stuffman · « **Reply #561 on:** February 25, 2011, 09:31:37 PM »

I put on some foghat.

SLOW RIDE
TAKE IT EASY

1d6, let's see how much I can grab in one sweep.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #562 on:** February 26, 2011, 11:13:27 AM »

Purvis
Most of the glass has been removed by now, but you doubt they'll ever extract the shards in your beard.

Dormio
Your foxes are generous enough to stand vigil at your bedside, which would be great if the patient across from you wasn't allergic to them.

Stuffman
Awwwww yeah.
1d6 = 2
Just you and a frog god, careening down the empty streets in a battleship and building as you go. This is the liiiiife.

Schezo
Your legs have something to say to you. That something is 'owowowowowowowow', but you're on speaking terms now. You limp out of the hospital, ignoring Eirin's pleas to stay behind.
You're gonna get some goddamn payback on that floating eye.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	154'918	116'550	81'975	221'772
Bank	126'056	150'774	96'287	253'315
Faith	50	313	5	15
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap	STOP! HELEPOLIS	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll
Status	Eirin's (09-03)	Broom Eirin's (09-03)	Nice boat Suwako (08-03)	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #563 on:** February 26, 2011, 11:16:11 AM »

Quote from: Rou You Can on February 26, 2011, 11:13:27 AM

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Nice map. :V

Quote from: Rou You Can on February 26, 2011, 11:13:27 AM

Your foxes are generous enough to stand vigil at your bedside, which would be great if the patient across from you wasn't allergic to them.

What are you talking about?
That makes it even better.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #564 on:** February 26, 2011, 11:17:12 AM »

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Stuffman · « **Reply #565 on:** February 26, 2011, 11:21:11 AM »

Ahh, nothing better than cruising the open road in an irradiated wasteland. Sure is itchy, though!

I can't see the map but I believe I'm on an intersection, yes? 1d6 left.

Schezo · « **Reply #566 on:** February 26, 2011, 03:51:30 PM »

3d6 towards all the decimated properties. Hopefully avoiding that large green house along the way.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #567 on:** February 26, 2011, 09:30:27 PM »

Purvis
The most annoying part is that you can't stroke your beard anymore without stabbing yourself. At this rate you might have to - god forbid - shave.

Dormio
The patient across from you is coughing heartily on your pets' hairballs. You've been giving them orders to walk a little closer to her bed than they would otherwise, and it's paying off beautifully.

Stuffman
1d6 = 4
It was all going so well for you. A sweet ship, a cute goddess to work alongside you, and a long patch of land begging for the taking.
In retrospect, you should've been ready for things to go wrong. Maybe it was karmic punishment for seeing Suwako behind Minoriko's back, but whatever it was its effects were instant and devasating.
Sakuya had to destroy you. She'd found out you were responsible for the attacks, and you were a risk to the SDM's security.
One minute, the road had been clear, nothing in your way. The next, the sky was blotted out by the sight of a million knives, each impossibly sharp and pointed straight at you. There was no time to dodge, no hope of delaying the damage. You saw Suwako hiding inside her hat momentarily, and wished you had something as cool and compact as that.
Then the blades made contact, and your world faded to black...

You wake up sitting across from a short looking woman with green hair and a needlessly ornate hat. She points her rod at you, face twisted into a malicious growl.
"Disregarding affection, and throwing away people who care for you for the sake of wealth!? Guilty, guilty, guilty!"
The floor gives way beneath you, and suddenly you feel warmer...

Schezo
3d6 = 15
God bless Rad-Away. By the time you take a rest along with the setting sun, you aren't even limping. It's pretty clear the home you're resting in has an owner, but he's not home right now. Maybe he's, you don't know, being treated for tragic injuries following a nuclear accident? Just a hunch.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	154'918	116'550	81'975	221'772
Bank	126'056	150'774	96'287	253'315
Faith	50	313	5	15
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Tewi dice	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap	STOP! HELEPOLIS	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Hourai doll Shanghai doll
Status	Eirin's (09-03)	Broom Eirin's (09-03)	Nice boat Suwako (08-03) Hell (09-03)	Nice boat

Reference map for positions when targeting and updating per move.
Card list

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #568 on:** February 26, 2011, 09:37:52 PM »

I shall remove them myself!

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #569 on:** February 26, 2011, 09:45:03 PM »

Quote from: Rou You Can on February 26, 2011, 09:30:27 PM

The patient across from you is coughing heartily on your pets' hairballs. You've been giving them orders to walk a little closer to her bed than they would otherwise, and it's paying off beautifully.