Author Topic: Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011) (Read 38790 times)

Pesco · « **Reply #452 on:** February 02, 2011, 05:31:05 PM »

Purv
1d6 = 2
Welcome back Master Purvis. Would you like to engage in some constructions?

Dormio
UFO theme park upgraded with the superior building power of a whole Suika task team.
2d6 = 2
10 faith for you.

Stuffman
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　えーりん！　えーりん！　たすけて　えーりん！

Affinity
1d6 = 6
Lucky numbers time again. Pick one from 1 to 33. 1, 2, 5, 13, 31 have already been taken.

But not so lucky as Marisa nicks your wallet.

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Poor Hina is always getting forgotten.

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	174'104	194'650	149'677	230'472
Bank	182'997	121'468	113'916	230'238
Faith	10	13	240	245
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team (12-02)	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Broom Gap My Twuck! Festival gods	Mimi-chan	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Mini-Suika Team STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Hourai doll
Status	None	Broom	Minoriko (14-02) Eirin (12-02)	Kanako (13-02)

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #453 on:** February 02, 2011, 08:37:49 PM »

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #454 on:** February 02, 2011, 10:34:45 PM »

Build the place up a bit.

1d6

Stuffman · « **Reply #455 on:** February 02, 2011, 11:03:44 PM »

Can I move this turn? 1d6 is my only option anyway.

Affinity · « **Reply #456 on:** February 03, 2011, 01:15:59 AM »

20. 1d6 again.

Pesco · « **Reply #457 on:** February 03, 2011, 04:45:23 AM »

Purv
1d6 = 5
A card for you. A Mini-Suika team.

Dormio
1d6 = 3
Nobody home and nothing to see here.

Stuffman
Eat moar dog nida!

Affinity
1d6 = 2
D'ohoho stealing back that which was stolen from you.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	171'104	194'650	149'677	230'472
Bank	182'997	121'468	113'916	230'238
Faith	10	13	240	245
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Mini-Suika team	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Broom Gap My Twuck! Festival gods	Mimi-chan	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Mini-Suika Team STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Hourai doll
Status	None	Broom	Minoriko (14-02)	Kanako (13-02)

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #458 on:** February 03, 2011, 04:48:21 AM »

Can those houses on the little squares be leveled up?

Pesco · « **Reply #459 on:** February 03, 2011, 04:49:25 AM »

Suika builds anything and everything. If you have a large plot and a card for it, they can build it too.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #460 on:** February 03, 2011, 04:53:22 AM »

My Twuck! the land I'm on.
1d6 again.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #461 on:** February 03, 2011, 05:17:57 AM »

Have a Suika team level up that spot above Sanae.

d6

Affinity · « **Reply #462 on:** February 04, 2011, 03:58:27 PM »

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #463 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:17:28 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 6
You walk past your army of tiny oni as they start working on your property. Without quite realising it, you come to a stop in front of one of a shrine you had commissioned some time ago. A miko walks over to you, asking for donations so she can buy something to eat. She looks unsightly, her skin almost a shade of yellow. You calmly tell her that you have no change on hand and do your best to stop your pockets from jingling.

Dormio
See this land? It's yours now. Screw all that legal crap.
1d6 = 5
BACK FOR MORE EXTREEEEEEEME LOTTO ACTION!? PICK ANOTHER NUMBER! HURRY, HURRY, THE DRAW IS ALMOST HERE!
[Numbers already taken: 1, 2, 5, 13, 31]

Stuffman
1d6 = 4
After you FINALLY make your way out of the hospital, you groan as you find yourself approached by a rent collector on another man's territory. You reach for your wallet, sighing, until a voice from behind you speaks up.
"How rude! Asking a man for money when he's just come out of hospital?! His life was on the line, and you come to him now not with sympathy, but with bills?! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Minoriko's outburst scares the rent-taker away. No payments for you, it seems! \o/

Affinity
1d6 = 6
"More of these infernal tank treads! I'll have none of that here."
Kanako works on clearing the area for your use. It's all well and good until she steps on a mine and blows herself up. On the bright side, better her than you!

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No stocks today, because all the stock brokers are busy buying dates and having romantic dinners. Every female player gets a card from a secret lover for Valentine's day!
...Not that this matters, because you're all men. FOREVER ALONE ;_;

On a happier note, HAPPY SORT-OF BIRTHDAY STUFFMAN, HAVE A CARD.
[Stuffman receives a Moriya Shrine!]

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	171'104	194'650	149'677	230'472
Bank	182'997	121'468	113'916	230'238
Faith	10	13	240	245
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Broom Gap Festival gods	Mimi-chan Moriya	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Mini-Suika Team STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Hourai doll
Status	None	Broom	Minoriko (14-02)	None

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #464 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:23:13 AM »

Quote from: Roukan And So Ken You on February 05, 2011, 11:17:28 AM

See this land? It's yours now. Screw all that legal crap.

SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY.
And I'm not alone, I have my waifu.
I choose 3.
2d6.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #465 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:25:19 AM »

Level that Trudgemank up! We can't have mikos with jaundice.

d6

Also Roukan does the best updates.

Affinity · « **Reply #466 on:** February 05, 2011, 02:47:38 PM »

Mini Suika the SDM, 1d6.

Stuffman · « **Reply #467 on:** February 05, 2011, 09:28:57 PM »

Minoriko ;_; I will make room for her next to my Hina shrine.

1d6 left, time to level up some property.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #468 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:01:43 AM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on February 05, 2011, 11:25:19 AM

Level that Trudgemank up! We can't have mikos with jaundice.

28. Hakurei Shrine - 80
Structure build cost 0, not upgradable but retains house level if used in a swap.
Sowwy. :[

Purvis
1d6 = 2
You can't see it, but somewhere up in the sky there is a random number god, and today he's been glaring at Purvis.
"Trying to upgrade his Hakurei Shrine? The fool! Can he not read basic instructions? I say he should be punished!"
Channeling random.org to appease the mortals, the RNG rolls a tragic hand for Purvis - a head-on reunion with a certain spin-fanatic curse god. THE ELEPHANTS ARE BAAAAAAAAAACK
[You lose 486 cash!]
At least all this wheat broke your fall...you have to pay for it, though. :[
[Purvis -> 2100 -> Affinity]

Dormio
I'M...BEGINNING TO SEE A RUNNING THEME WITH YOUR LOTTO ENTRIES HERE. NO MATTER! GOOD LUCK!
2d6 = 6
A happy stroll through the fields seemed like a good idea until it got dark. You decide to rest in a nearby shack for the night, but you can't see a damn thing in here. You decide to light a match, and catch a glimpse of the words TNT before the world goes white. Luckily, you're wearing your explosion-proof tuxedo today.
After accidentally setting off every explosive in the weapons shack, Stuffman is more than keen to be recompensed for your misdeeds, and recompensed he is.
[Dormio -> 2400 -> Stuffman]

Stuffman
1d6 = 6
You come home to a surprise birthday party the SDM has held in your absence. Dozens of smiling faces surround you as you open presents, eat cake and generally have an incredible time.
Only one face isn't joining in with the raucous celebration, watching silently from a distance. How could he be so stupid, she thinks to herself. It's Valentine's Day, and she's a guest! How much more obvious did she have to make it? Infuriated, Minoriko stomps out in a huff, and in perhaps the most damning way you don't realise it until long after the party is over.
Perhaps some upgrading will get rid of the grief.

Affinity
Charisma. Always a wise investment.
1d6 = 1
You find a piece of paper lying on the ground, and pick it up out of curiosity. In large print, it reads:
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU DO NOT NEED GLASSES.
Thank you for using the Dr. Maximillian Purvis Eye Test. A nurse will attend you shortly to collect payment for this highly experimental test."
Sure enough, a fairy wearing a nurse's cap approaches you holding her hand out. Sighing, you pay her what she's due.
[Affinity -> 1000 -> Purvis]

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S LOTTO TIME! AND THIS MONTH'S LUCKY WINNER IS...18!
OH, LOOKS LIKE THERE AREN'T ANY WINNERS. THAT MEANS THE PRIZE MONEY WILL ROLL OVER TO NEXT MONTH! BEST OF LUCK, CONTESTANTS!
...Ack, I need a glass of water. All that shouting makes my throat hurt. ;_;

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	168'518	192'250	149'677	229'472
Bank	183'997	121'468	116'316	232'338
Faith	10	13	240	245
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Broom Gap Festival gods	Mimi-chan Moriya	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Hourai doll
Status	None	Broom	None	None

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #469 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:09:18 AM »

Best updates.

1d6. Discuss the chicken and the egg question with Hina.

Affinity · « **Reply #470 on:** February 06, 2011, 02:09:20 AM »

But it should be in small print.

Sell all shares Voile.

1d6.

Stuffman · « **Reply #471 on:** February 06, 2011, 06:30:36 AM »

Sorry Minoriko. I already have a waifugoddess. :ohdear:

Alright, let's put my birthday present to work. Call Komachi up and let her know I'm about to make her an offer she can't refuse.

Sell all of the following stocks:
- Yagokoro Pharm
- Kourindou
- Voile Info Sys
- Yakumo Logistics

Use the cash to buy up the remaining 8000 stocks of Higan Security, then use Moriya Shrine Conspiracy on it. (Affinity will also gain a slight windfall, but that's okay.)

Finally, 1d6. FOOLISH PESCO DON'T MAKE CONFUSING REDUNDANT CARD NAMES.

Pesco · « **Reply #472 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:22:23 AM »

I believe that's just the shrine. No conspiracy.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #473 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:35:22 AM »

Really sorry about not posting. Stuff happened and I don't. Have internet for an unspecified amount of time.
SO LIKE A MAN I SHALL PLAY BLIND AND 2D6 FOR EVERY TURN UNTIL I MAKE A POST SAYING OTHERWISE.
IF I LAND ON LOTTO I SHALL CHOOSE THE LOWEST NUMBER AVAILABLE.

Phone posting is hard.

Pesco · « **Reply #474 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:06:38 PM »

Al flavour will be done by Rou from now on for player satisfaction.

Purvis
1d6 = 5
Apparently, you have some innate force that attracts people with green hair. While walking along the path to your next ~~steal~~ investment, you come across an injured maid girl. With all your medical expertise you perform a heart-transplant to save her - only to find out she's a robot and she didn't need it anyway. Still, she seems grateful enough.
[You got a Ruukoto card!]

Dormio
2d6 = 11
While walking past a nearby lake, you accidentally drop a coin into the river. You're set to give up on it until Suwako bursts out of the lake holding two ingots.
"Did you drop this bar of silver, perchance? Or was it this bar of gold?"
Without hesitating for a moment, you inform her that you were clumsy enough to drop both bars. Suwako grins.
"Only a true capitalist would say that. My commendations to you. Let me lend you my power, kero!"

Stuffman
Maybe you're ronery, but at least you're ronery and charismatic.
1d6 = 6
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENING, SIR! CAN I HAPPEN TO INTEREST YOU IN A GAME OF CHANCE AND FORTUNE?!
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WERE RECENTLY DUMPED BY A GOD OF HARVEST? NOT TO WORRY! YOU KNOW THE SAYING - MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS, BUT IT CAN BUY YOU A BIG YACHT WITH WHICH YOU CAN PARK RIGHT NEXT TO HAPPINESS.
[Numbers already taken: 1, 2, 3, 5, 13, 31]

Affinity
You hear rumours that the kappa are developing a new system called 'the internet' that will allow people to read without having to visit the library. Books are dead to you now, and you decide to pass on your shares now before they bomb in the wake of this electronic revolution.
1d6 = 2
Aw, look at all the cute little foxes around here! They look so pretty and cuddly and OH GOD THEY'RE BITING AND THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OH SWEET JESUS NOT THE EYES ANYWHERE BUT THE EYES...WAIT NO, NOT THE WALLET! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
[Affinity -> 1000 -> Dormio]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	168'518	192'250	149'677	228'472
Bank	183'997	122'468	116'316	245'713
Faith	10	13	240	245
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Ruukoto	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Broom Gap Festival gods	Mimi-chan Moriya	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Hourai doll
Status	None	Broom	None	None

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Edit: there's a spot on my map that needs fixing. It'll be corrected next time.

Stuffman · « **Reply #475 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:54:56 PM »

33 for the lotto. Up 1d6.

Affinity · « **Reply #476 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:37:47 PM »

1d6 indefinitely till I get back.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #477 on:** February 08, 2011, 03:33:19 AM »

1d6

Also I used up one of those mini suika teams.

So hell, let's use the other on that Kappa lab, if possible.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #478 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:43:00 AM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on February 08, 2011, 03:33:19 AM

So hell, let's use the other on that Kappa lab, if possible.

You're a good way out of range for that, unfortunately. :<

Purvis
1d6 = 2
You've had a surreal last couple of days, and decide the best course of action is to head home and regroup until the elephants go away. You can still see them, dancing around in the corner of your eye, mocking you, letting you know they're there and pretending to be stealthy.
Finally you find somewhere to sit, and promptly rest your legs. Your seat is round, but not enough to lose your balance. There seems to be a strange fizzing noise coming from it, but that's probably just a side effect of the elephants. You can afford to stay here a while, ri-
The next thing you remember is waking up in Eirin's lab, with Hina looking down on you. "What convinced you to sit on a bomb, anyway?"

Dormio
1d6 = 6
"Watch out, nyaaaaaah!"
You only have just enough time to see the feline projectile coming before you hear the painful crunching sound of wheelbarrow meeting broom. Your flight stops, but you keep going, crashing into the ground after being flung about fifty yards. Of course, by this time Orin's already gone, and your beautiful broom's been blown to pieces.
"What a jerk, kero. It's a good thing I happen to have various embarrassing photos (all questionable) of her that we could sell to the Bunbunmaru for quite a profit, isn't it?"
You smile despite the pain and awkward feeling you've dislocated a shoulder. Money is the ultimate anaesthetic.
[You gain 9000 cash for selling your scoop to Aya!]

Stuffman
1d6 = 5
Not much to see here, other than a smouldering crater where there must have been a bomb a few minutes ago. On the ground, someone's left a note:
"Sorry, the doctor is out. Love, Hina~"

Affinity
1d6 = 2
Greetings, and welcome to Kawashiro Industries! Here were always hard at work on the latest technological advances that'll let our boss, Mister Stuffman, rule the world with an iron fist!
...Huh? Curing cancer? Ending world hunger? Where's the money in that? Get outta here!

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	168'518	199'250	149'677	228'472
Bank	183'997	122'468	116'316	245'713
Faith	10	13	240	245
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance Mini-Suika team Ruukoto	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Broom Gap Festival gods	Mimi-chan Moriya	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Hourai doll
Status	Eirin (19-02)	Suwako (21-02)	None	None

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Stuffman · « **Reply #479 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:08:55 AM »

Ffff Momizi. Nice doggy...

1d6.