Author Topic: Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011) (Read 38778 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #390 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:09:17 PM »

1d6 upwards.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #391 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:43:39 PM »

But then I was too far.
Oh well, sell the STOP! HELEPOLIS I guess then.

Affinity · « **Reply #392 on:** January 22, 2011, 12:51:25 AM »

My boat!

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #393 on:** January 22, 2011, 10:33:44 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 6
Oh, look! An untaken piece of land! What a rarity that seems to be nowadays. It's rather nice land, too, so you've no idea why no-one has taken it by now. It even has a nice spinning top in the mi-oh wait no, that's Hina.
Well, the good news is that she managed to send Tenshi back home with a painful-looking crash. The bad news is that she hit you soon afterward. You feel your wallet grow lighter, but more importantly - the elephants are back oh god no
[You lose 2649 cash!]
Hina prepares to cure you of your new curse. She wants 50% of all your payments for the next week as payment, but you'd rather not be cursed to see the pink elephants for the rest of your life. They still haven't let you back into that bar after the last time this happened.

Dormio
You STOP! HELEPOLISING and buy a Gap. Never know when you'll need to sneak out of the hospital. Or, uh, hell. The business takes you everywhere.
2d6 = 5
Another nice patch of land, but a cardboard box in the corner informs you that it is the 'Property of Doctor Maximillian Purvis, MSc, MLit, MTime, MSpace, BFineFoodAndDrink'. You step awkwardly away from the box.

Stuffman
1d6 = 1
True to her word, Yuugi is taking you to ALL THE BARS. ALL OF THEM.
Strangely, your wallet doesn't feel any lighter. The owner of the bar is apparently in hospital for something - you vaguely catch the words 'exploding boat' in a moment of sobriety.

Affinity
It's a long and difficult procedure, but Eirin has successfully removed all the splinters from your left leg. The rest of you will probably take a while longer.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	229'154	99'950	85'891	153'672
Bank	32'997	107'068	26'116	420'163
Faith	0	8	180	350
Cards	Sending Spirits Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance	SDM Mini-Suika team Moriya Hourai Doll Broom UFO theme park Tewi Dice Gap	Kappa Mimi-chan	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Mini-Suika Team STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Tewi dice Hourai doll
Status	Hina (07-02)	Broom	Broom Yuugi (01-02)	Eirin (03-02)

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #394 on:** January 22, 2011, 10:47:14 AM »

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #395 on:** January 22, 2011, 05:59:53 PM »

Give Hina a Sending of the Spirits card as payment instead, discuss the nature of probability and chaos theory with her while taking a 1d6!

Pesco · « **Reply #396 on:** January 22, 2011, 11:05:09 PM »

Purv
You point out to Hina that there's someone with a lot more misfortune than yourself yonder. She buys it.
1d6 = 2
You gain a little faith for sending off Hina.

Dormio
2d6 = 6
30 faith get!

Stuffman
1d6 = 4
Another one of these red-painted bars. When will it ever end?? Good thing it's closed though and Yuugi no longer finds you fun.

Affinity
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　えーりん！　えーりん！　たすけて　えーりん！

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	229'154	99'950	85'891	153'672
Bank	32'997	107'068	26'116	420'163
Faith	10	70	180	165
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance	SDM Mini-Suika team Moriya Hourai Doll Broom UFO Tewi dice Gap	Kappa Mimi-chan	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Mini-Suika Team STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Tewi dice Hourai doll
Status	None	Broom	Broom	Eirin (03-02)

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #397 on:** January 22, 2011, 11:07:22 PM »

D6 rightward, also, the land was colored as purchased on the last map, but not this one?

Pesco · « **Reply #398 on:** January 22, 2011, 11:08:22 PM »

I forgot to do the colouring. It'll be in the next one.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #399 on:** January 23, 2011, 12:39:36 AM »

Tewi Dice 2 to land on that event.
Mini Suika team to raise that large plot of mine to level 3.
~~Curse those damn Moriya people for making whatever stock I buy fall in price.~~

Stuffman · « **Reply #400 on:** January 23, 2011, 01:51:05 AM »

2d6 I guess.

Pesco · « **Reply #401 on:** January 23, 2011, 09:15:07 AM »

Purv
1d6 = 1
What a hobo-unfriendly cur this one is, charging you a thouroughfare.

Dormio
Yo dawg we heard you like Tewi so you Tewi dice over to try get a Tewi event.
And you certainly get a Tewi event.

Bomb Roulette
This game will be played between Dormio, Stuffman and Purvis, in this turn order.
There are 4 switches numbered 1 to 4 and a bomb. One of the switches will make it explode. Whoever blows it up will be sent to Eirin's for 4 turns. The survivors will win 50 faith each. If all the players have taken their turn and the bomb is still there, you go for another round until someone goes kaboom.

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	226'154	99'950	85'891	153'672
Bank	32'997	107'068	29'116	420'163
Faith	10	70	180	165
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance	SDM Mini-Suika team Moriya Hourai Doll Broom UFO Gap	Kappa Mimi-chan	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Mini-Suika Team STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Tewi dice Hourai doll
Status	None	Broom	Broom	Eirin (03-02)

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The rest of the turn will be updated after Dormio's event. Dormio's big plot is way out of the cast range for Mini Suika Team.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #402 on:** January 23, 2011, 09:47:11 AM »

Quote from: Inaba Tewi on January 23, 2011, 09:15:07 AM

The rest of the turn will be updated after Dormio's event. Dormio's big plot is way out of the cast range for Mini Suika Team.

Derp, I forgot about the range.

I PICK 2!

Stuffman · « **Reply #403 on:** January 23, 2011, 09:47:57 AM »

Lucky switch number 4!

Pesco · « **Reply #404 on:** January 23, 2011, 09:49:56 AM »

Switch 2 and switch 4 are safe.

Only switch 1 and switch 3 remain.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #405 on:** January 23, 2011, 04:51:57 PM »

Yay, it's the opposite of the 3 doors for the prize problem! The smash TV version.

I'll go for number one.

Presuming I don't splode, 1d6

Pesco · « **Reply #406 on:** January 23, 2011, 05:03:12 PM »

Everyone survives. Please pick another number from 1 to 4. Dormio first, Stuffman second and Purvis last.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #407 on:** January 23, 2011, 08:03:05 PM »

I PICK 2 AGAIN.

Pesco · « **Reply #408 on:** January 23, 2011, 08:03:51 PM »

Switch 2 is safe. Stuffman's turn.

Stuffman · « **Reply #409 on:** January 24, 2011, 02:16:45 AM »

I PICK 4 AGAIN.

I will continue to do so as long as it is available.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #410 on:** January 24, 2011, 02:40:42 AM »

3, if needs be.

Pesco · « **Reply #411 on:** January 24, 2011, 05:09:07 AM »

Switch 4 is safe.

Purvis goes kaboomies.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #412 on:** January 24, 2011, 08:40:17 AM »

Boom da ze.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #413 on:** January 24, 2011, 10:40:20 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 1
For some reason, Stuff seems intent on charging you for stepping on his land. It's almost as if he'd been charged by you recently for an unwilling drinking spree and was looking to make his money back.
...Nah, that's crazy.

Dormio
Tewi leads you to the event square and hands you a wrapped-up gift box. It's so pretty you can't help but bring the other players [at least, the ones that aren't currently hospitalised] around to see it. That's when you realise the box is ticking.
Sensible people would run away and leave this to a bomb defusal squad, but since you're all businessmen this thought doesn't come to you. Instead you take turns poking at some of the bomb's buttons, seeing who can be the first to set the thing off. After a heart-racing competition, Purvis is declared the winner and receives an all-expenses-paid trip to the hospital to deal with his seventh-degree burns! Dormio and Stuffman have to settle for the consolation prize of 50 Faith.

Stuffman
2d6 = 4
This is your twuck. There are many like it, but this one is yours. Your twuck is your best friend. It is your life. You must master it as you must master your life. Your twuck, without you, is useless. Without your twuck, you are useless. You must drive your twuck true. You must drive faster than the princess who is trying to overtake you. You must push her off the road before she pushes you off.
[You receive a My Twuck! card.]

Affinity
Purvis ends up in the bed alongside you. You have a long and fruitful discussion about explosions and why they're horrible horrible things.

Happy Lunar New Year! Because it's a holiday no stocks today, and you all get a 100000 cash bonus!

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	326'154	199'950	188'891	253'672
Bank	32'997	107'068	29'116	420'163
Faith	10	58	230	165
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance	SDM Mini-Suika team Moriya Hourai Doll Broom UFO Gap	Kappa Mimi-chan My Twuck!	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Mini-Suika Team STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Tewi dice Hourai doll
Status	Eirin (06-02)	Broom	Broom	Eirin (03-02)

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #414 on:** January 24, 2011, 11:23:19 AM »

2d6.
It's a pity, but I guess I'll have to live with 50 faith.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #415 on:** January 24, 2011, 05:35:03 PM »

I thought I got blowed up?

Stuffman · « **Reply #416 on:** January 24, 2011, 08:04:48 PM »

Awesome, hopefully it's a Rocket twuck so it can provide support for my MdTank. :]

1d6 north.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #417 on:** January 25, 2011, 08:41:02 AM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 24, 2011, 05:35:03 PM

I thought I got blowed up?

You did, I just put all the moves together to connect the entire move.

Purvis
You're under anaesthetic because of the pain. Nurses passing by hear you murmuring 'red wire, blue wire...'

Dormio
2d6 = 4
Oh no! You've accidentally stumbled onto Purvis's territory!
But for some reason, here's not here to charge you. It's as if you blew him up yesterday with a bomb disguised as a birthday present...

Stuffman
1d6 = 2
This patch of land looks familiar. And boring. Perhaps you should liven it up with a little science.

Affinity
They've removed enough of the splinters that you can walk around without bursting into tears. That'll have to do, you decide, and burst out of the hospital to engage in some more EXCITING CAPITALISM!

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Here she comes, here comes Marisa!
She's a hero, we swear
She's a hero and she's gonna be chasin'
After Stuffman

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	326'154	199'950	185'891	253'672
Bank	32'997	107'068	29'116	420'163
Faith	10	58	230	165
Cards	Swap body Swap soul Judgement: Balance	SDM Mini-Suika team Moriya Hourai Doll Broom UFO Gap	Kappa Mimi-chan My Twuck!	Sending of the Spirits My Twuck! Heian Nightmare Mini-Suika Team STOP! HELEPOLIS Kappa labs Tewi dice Hourai doll
Status	Eirin (06-02)	Broom	Broom	None

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #418 on:** January 25, 2011, 08:56:15 AM »

Quote from: Roukan And So Ken You on January 25, 2011, 08:41:02 AM

But for some reason, here's not here to charge you. It's as if you blew him up yesterday with a bomb disguised as a birthday present...

Such an accusation couldn't possibly be true.
I wouldn't go through all that trouble to disguise it.

1d6.

Stuffman · « **Reply #419 on:** January 25, 2011, 09:12:29 AM »

Indeed, I will deploy the kappa lab, then 1d6.

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Here she comes, here comes Marisa!
She's a hero, we swear
She's a hero and she's gonna be chasin'
After Stuffman

JUST GO AWAY YOU FUCKING WITCH