>Build a tank powered by nuclear fusion, complete with giga flare canon, klaxons, caution banners and an evil spirit gun (manned by Orin), name it The Okuurinkuu
6: When did this become a gundum show!? And why are there two kuus!? Okuu, Brokuu, and Brorin pilot the Okuurinkuu together, on manning the navigation and evasion procedures, one manning weapondry, and Orin acting as commander, doing ... commandery type stuff.
>Cries because his life has been shit and in a blind rage begins firing lasers all around him
2: You think about all of the bad things that happen in life, but then you realize there are also good things, that make life worth living for. You can't help be feel somewhat at peace knowing that despite anger and hate, there is also peace and love.
> "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start" myself.
5: You now have 30 back-up clones in case you die.
> Try and get Alice and Marisa together with the help of Hourai.
3: Alice and Marisa sort of hit it off, but it doesn't go anywhere. The subject gets left behind, as it become apparent that Alice really isn't looking for a life partner. Marisa is more like an annoying co-worker than anything else.
> With the vast amount of power at our fingertips, we kindly ask Time to fold in itself to bring every explosion that ever happened in the Past and Future into the Present and fire them at Satan. That'll keep everything nice and explosion-free barring this precise moment.
1: Oh, this will be good. You attempt to compress time in such a way as every explosion that has, is and will ever occur strikes Hercule at once, and it works up to a point. It turns out, many of the explosions are from the hellfire and brimstone he's such accustom to. The end result is like hitting a Fire elemental with a fire spell. Hercule becomes even stronger.
> THEN
> Turn our back to every explosion ever, casually toss our hair, wink at Mystia.
3: You attempt to look badass by posing and winking to Mystia, who stares in awe. Then her expression changes to horror as she sees the explosion doesn't work
> Go on a date with Nazrin
1: You attempt to ask E-Nazrin on a date. He's too busy fighting Hercule to bother. You're pretty sure you got the wrong Nazrin anyway.
Play The Best Song In The World.
1: You play the
worst song in the world. Mokou provides a vocal beatbox beat as you sign.
>Take it easy on my boat, let the other people deal with the invasion from hell.
3: You decide you've done everything you can for the mortal world, and return to ferrying souls across. There are more than usual, but not enough to cause concern. You relatively take the time to relax and let the boat stray, rather than pushing it.
>Now, with the power of the guitar restored to full, unleash a fraction of its new potential to play a slow, sad song, that will summon even the Elder and Outer Gods to this realm, doing that voodoo, that you do, sooooo well!
6: You accidentally use your full power, and summon all of the otherplanely planet eaters into Gensokyo. Hercule looks up and goes "Oh, shit no. I'm not staying here for this." Hercule is about to escape! The Angels are powerless to do anything.
> Disco Power Nap.
3: You catch disco fever and, like any other fever, lie down in bed and make certain to drink plenty of water. Achoo!
> Create a mask using whatever I can find.
1: You rip off your-you know what? I can't just bring myself to finish that.
Roll to Dodge! Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi
2: It really hurts after a while, but you stop. You don't know what possessed you to attempt it.
> Play a drinking game with everyone that they take a drink for every 1 they've rolled so far. If they take 5 or more drinks, they get a -1 to their next action.
6: You cause all of the players to take a few drinks, but because everyone was attending what until recently was a drinking party, everyone managed to get drunk. Everyone except Pesco will suffer a -1 penalty next update.
>Have Komachi ferry me across to see Yamaxanadu
2: Somehow, you are transported to Hyakugokurou. Yuyuko nods in your direction, knowing of the sacrifice you made. She brought you here knowing you would use the (not really a) secret passage back to Gensokyo. You don't get the chance to see the Yamaxanadu.
>Turn yakitori stand into a giant fighting mech, with Alice and Marisa manning the gun system
2: No. We have enough robots, and one of them is already a grilled foods stand. You can't have two of the same kind of robot appear like that!
> Summon trustworthy blue UFOs to steal Reimu's spellcard. Then proceed to use the spellcard against him/her.
2: You are no longer in the future. Please read more carefully.
>Combine 5 random anim?/anim?s (whatever is the plural) into Gensokyo.
5: Umm, crap. Well, I know Yugioh, Pokemon, Naruto ... I don't watch gundum but that would be an obvious choice considering... And ... Ouran Host club? God damn it, What the hell am I suppose to do!?
>Send the White Devil to starlight breaker Satan and crew.
5: Nanoha catches Hercule in her attempt to escape, and somehow encourages her to stay and fight for the planet's sake, because even if all of humanity dies, due to the rule of believing, She would die without humanity to hate her. Disregarding the logic that if she saves everyone, she won't be hated, she decides it would be best after all to help punch out cthulu.
>Coordinate attack efforts with Anthony, BECAUSE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES AND WE DON'T HAVE PRINCES. NOT EVEN PRINCES OF DARKNESS.
5: Seeing as the problem has somehow grown much, much bigger, you take even more drastic action. You nod to Anthony and Thatsonnn, and seperate from Metal Wolf. The parts of the stand that you current inhabit combine with metal wolf in a mysterious way. You complexly fold into it. Suddenly, the WaMazinger folds over, and the split pieces of the Metal Wolf/Purvis combination form together with the WaMazinger. Mystia, Kilgest, Anthony, and Dedeguy all take their place in the control room. They look at each other, and nod. "Ready" says Kilgest. "Ready" says Anthony. "Ready" says Dedeguy "Ready" says Mystia. "Ready" Says the lamprey stand, Purvis. Together, the four of them (Five? (Six!?)) coordinated their attack. Except, there's one thing Missing...
>Join the battle of fighting duo loli satan, with my flying disco bed as my retro weapon of awesome!
4: Suddenly, NeoSerela's Bed flies to the top of the newly created Machine, and somehow jams itself right between where the Shoulders are. NeoSerela drops into the trap door, and lands in a fluffy Commanders Seat. The bed turns around to reveal a face, and the Discoball opens up and surrounds the face of the bed, providing the Machine's Crown. This new weapon of destruction is finally complete.
>Fuse with Satan
5: Noticing Hercule has decided to fight with humanity, you offer to combine powers with her. She accepts. You're about the perform the fusion dance when suddenly, He tosses you a small, orange earring of some sort. At her instruction, she you put it on your right ear, and are surprised when an invisible force smashes your body together with hers. You are now SatanPX.
>Nah, tricking someone is too much work. I might as well just sit back and watch what the others are doing.
2: You try to give up, deciding it isn't worth it, but somehow on their own, the poor little thing starts getting lauded at for things it didn't do. You're not sure whether to take advantage of this or not.
>Be Dekar. Save the day!
3:
Who? You become Dekar, but somehow fail to save the day. In other news, people are going to have to start attaching some sort of wiki-link to their posts whenever they try to introduce a new character.
> List the statuses, powers, and inventory of all the players (i.e., whether they are President of the U.S. or fused or have ice swords or something) as well as all modifiers currently on the game world (such as the female->male thing which I think is still on, or my Mass Crhonoanchor).
Let's roll another six and torture the Parser :V
I knew it! I didn't say anything to be polite, but I knew it!
4: Attached is the document I use to keep track of everyone's current status and score.
> Summon Holy to attack Hercule.
1: You summon darkness to help
Hercule SatanPX
>Acquire seeds from Aki Orchards.
3: You pick up a few autumn harvest seeds, but you're not sure if they've been blessed or not.
>Become Purvis
6: You manifest your body as the old body of Purvis, somehow, in order to take better control of the robot. The WaWolfMaPurvis gains even more power.
>Continue laying smackdown on Hercule.
3: You do not manage to attack Hercule, but you do manage to attack the current Threat with your new level of power. You begin charging your super. 20% ... 40% ... 60% ...
The indescribably evil, and fortunately so because I don't feel like adding a description, Incarnation of the Apocalypse attempts to devour the planet.
Roll to Dodge! Earth
3: In order to prevent the planet from being destroyed, the great defenders of earth fire their main weapon early, to stun the great creature. It backs off for a moment. Maybe they could kill the monster. It begins to consume again, but they're not ready to fire again. They try to charge anyway, despite having to ignore the cool-down time. 10% ... 30% ... Suddenly, SatanPX, as a free action, punches the Incarnation of the Apocalypse, and tries to push against it, holding it back from eating the world.
