>Beat Satan/Hercule to death with Purvis' corpse.
1: You Beat Purvis's corpse to death by smashing it against Hercule. It's a good thing he's not using it.
> "Heart of the Cards....GUIDE ME!, I SUMMON...NANOHA, THE WHITE DEVIL!"
4: Using rules from one anime, you summon a character from a completely unrelated anime. Regardless of the poor quality of fanficship this would normally produce, Nanoha stands by your side, awaiting command.
>Summon Mokou to help tag team fight Satan and Hercule
6: You Summon Mokou and Shim to fight for you. theshim is curious how he got teleported so quickly, but Mokou seems to just roll with it, and delivers a flaming kick to Hercules backside.
>Team up with Anthony for a SUPER COMBO ATTACK if he's fine with it.
Anthony didn't object, so~
4: Waluigi's parts burst apart, as the Mazinger flies between them. The Mazinger folds itself, and the Parts of the TechnoWaluigi reattach to the Mazinger itself. It then uses a special combination attack: The Rust WAAAHHH. It does heavy soundbased damage to Hercule, but since he's not wearing any armor, it's sort of useless.
>Perform holy and unholy necromantic rituals to bring back the snapped E-String as one from wherever the hell inanimate objects go.
5: You somehow play your guitar so hard that the E-string
unsnaps.
> Jam session with Mokou and Lunasa.
5: You combine your efforts with Mokou and Lunasa to create a jamming session loud enough to amplifie Anthony and Dedeguy's Rust Wah. Hercule is covering her ears trying to drown out the noise you're all making. It's working!
> Smack Reimu over the head with our trident, Poseidon-style.
4: You smack Reimu in the head successfully. She backs off for a moment, and starts to prepare a spellcard.
>Snipe out Hercule with my Death Note.
1: This goes way above your position as a shinigami.
>Fight off despair
4: You are no longer depressed! (?)
>Invoke the powers of the Oval Office to enhance the powers of the allegiance against Satan and friends via the Light of Liberty.
4: Using your presidential powers, you get the government working on various ways to increase your power and the power of those fighting against Satan/Hercule now.
>Latch onto Hercule's back and yell, "Farewell Mr. Yuuka!" and self-destruct.
5: You say your special farewell to Yuuka and deal a heavy explosion to Hercule. She shrugs it off like it was nothing, but Yuuka screams "
Chiaotzu SilentW!" Yuuka is Now enraged, and attacking Hercule with all of his force.
> Engage in Mortal Kombat with the person who posts after me.
Oh wait, does that mean I'm it?
1: You offer Stein a peaceful drink. He accepts, and the two of you drink together.
>Find an evil person trying to do something... I don't know...Cruel or evil.
6: You try to find someone doing something evil (looking elsewhere than the shrine, of course) and you come to the conclusion that there really is no one doing anything. Suddenly, the thought crosses your mind that you need to trick someone into doing something evil, before you can finally step in and defeat them, claiming victory for justice. Yes, that would work perfectly, wouldn't it? You find an unsuspecting trickster nearby, and begin pinning some ... dastardly tricks onto him.
> Enjoy some grilled chicken with Alice and Marisa, courtesy of Hourai.
2: You attempt to eat the chicken before realizing dolls don't have mouths. This would go a long way to explaining why you can't talk.
>Pass out free yakitori to all citizens of Gensokyo
5: You hand out some food to the people of Gensokyo at the Hakurei Shrine Party. Many people thank you for it, and offer to give their respects to Alice.
> Sits down in the field and meditates 
4: You sit down and think about all of the things that have happened to you in life.
> Use Cartesian Manipulation to create a Mass Chronoanchor. Define Present Timeline to be the moment in time in the timeline in which most of the players are, at this moment in game-time, currently existing in. The Mass Chronoanchor will time-leport anyone that is not at the Present Timeline to the Present Timeline. All actions to move away from the Present Timeline will fail, unless a 6 is rolled. If that happens, the Mass Chronoanchor is broken, and the limitations upon the players imposed by this action are lifted.
6: All of the players are thrown back to the Hakurei Shrine, at the time where Hercule is raising hell, and a majority of the players are attacking him. Headcrabs no longer has to fear Future Reimu's incoming attack. Additionally, Time Travel is forbidden in the future. Everyone will now travel at approximately one second per Second.
>Take initiative before everybody else and Hannibal Lecture Satan on how he's been a pathetic failure.
2: Hercule shows no remorse, and denies half of the things you're accusing her of anyway. Maybe you should have done more research first. I mean, you only really just met.
> Friendship finish the winner of Kiro/Yagokro mortal kombat
5: You join in and take a drink with Stein and Kiro.
> Do the Fusion Dance with Kilga to realign our identities and unlock our true form!
2: You attempt to fuse, but find out you can't perform the dance correctly. The key is to make the same motions as each other!
>Head over to help Nitori with whatever she was doing, bring Orin if he wants to
6: You and Orin go over to the mountain shrine and find Nitori working on some new technology. Together, the bunch of you finish the current project, and you help her bring the industrialization of Gensokyo that much closer.
> Bargain with the outer gods for a new body! (I point out that the Rouge Angles Of Satin seem to be here, so why shouldn't they get in on the action.)
1: They refuse you your body without even listening.
> Okay. Summon Satan as my Persona. :3
3: You switch personas to Satan, but quickly find out that most of your skillset doesn't work on Hercule.
> Do the Fusion Dance with Fightest to realign our identities and unlock our true form!
5: After practicing, you try one more time, and make a successful fusion! You are now "Kilgest" You are now Sitting in Purvis with Mystia again.
> Head for the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
2: You sit around and twiddle your thumbs.
> Contemplate the denizens of Gensokyo -- for some reason, they feel like they should be female, but instead they're all male...
4: You breifly entertain the notion that all of the people of Gensokyo would look and sound better if they were female instead. I mean, honestly, who names their son "Marisa"?
