I get better magic powers and wings already made, that's why I wanted to.
And who is to say you don't already have those? This game often rewards thinking outside the box you know.
>Find Kinzoku Hisakata so I can add him to my party.
1: You are afraid the mod may screw up Kinzoku's character if you add her as an NPC. You refuse to let something like that happen.
>Ask for promotion to God of Death Gods. (Or whatever the appropriate title is)
2: You are unable to think of the appropriate title, and as a result, your application is rejected. Our apologies.
> Rock out with Mokou, noting that the parse as continued to refer to her as female, and therefore, she is.
1: You chill out with Mokou. Mokou is still/now a man, baby.
> Tell Yukari it would be interesting to start a Spell Card war in Gensokyo.
2: Yukari blows you off and goes back to sleep, noting "Why do you all keep asking me to do stuff you could do yourselves, ya know?" Ran now stands guard to where Yukari went to sleep, not that you would know where that is.
> Stop attacking Hero999.
6: You successfully relent, hard enough that you are unable to attack anybody for the next update. Including enemy NPCs.
>Use Destructo Disc on Satan.
2: You attempt to slice Satan in half is a blade thin piece of energy, but you only manage to seperate him into two different identities. The second Satan, for clarification sake, refers to himself as "Hercule".
>Open a yakitori stand
6: You build up a new Stand with it's own grill. You start grilling chicken.
>Gloriously deconstruct Touhou memes by turning Gensokyo into a crapsack world.
2-1: You decide not to change the lighthearted nature of Gensokyo, as that would interfere with the peaceful nature of these lands. Not that they've managed to stay peaceful as of recently.
> Invoke the power of justice to completely undo Pesco's previous action.
2: You invoke the laws of nature, and justice in order to bring yourself back to your own body, but you only come off as self-rightious, using such reasons for a selfish thing.
>Erupt Mount Fuji
5: The long dead Volcano finally erupts, and causes a panic in japan. the panic has yet to reach the Gensokyo area.
> Get Marisa and Alice together, possibly causing pain towards KounRyuSui along the way for his actions.
5: You push Alice over the bush and she trips. She stands up and wonder where Ryusai had wondered off to, when she spots Marisa sitting at a new yakitori grill. She sits down at the bar, and is surprized to find one of her dolls expertly working the grill. Marisa compliments her work.
> Advise Satan to take on the form of a Tyrannosaurus
3: You try to convince Satan (and Hercule) to take a different form, like that of a large, ravenous T-rex. They agree they should change their form, but decide it would be better to fit the image of the world. They change themselves into little girls instead.
> Consult GameFAQs for next course of action.
2: The only advice people are willing to give in this game is "Try anything!"
> Find Orin who magically turned female and offer her up for a dance-off against Satan
3: You find Orin (who has not magically turned into a female) and suggest that the two of you go against Satan and Hercule in a dancing contest. He agrees, and you give an official formal challenge to them. Old Hell versus New Hell, Let's rock!
> Engage in an epic boss fight with Satan, summoning Jesus as my Persona.
6: You start up an epic turn based boss fight. Using the method of choice, you summon your persona, Messiah. You do heavy damage to the denizens of hell.
> Summon UFOs. Terrorize the countryside and abduct cows.
2: You begin your reign of terror when suddenly Future Reimu kicks you in the back of the head. Oh, crap, you forgot you were sent back to the future! Reimu rushes you again.
Roll to Dodge! cranialCrustation
5: You swiftly spin around, and using the momentum elbow her in the back.
>Get Nitori and Okuu to cooperate and make safe, nuclear-powered appliances and gaming consoles for my amusement.
5: You find Nitori working near the Moriya Shrine Reactor, and find out that they've been at it since SA started. You decide to join the efforts anyway, using your knowledge of the outside world to help where Kanako and Suwako can't.
> Gattai with Mystia and the lamprey stand and use an Ultimate Atomic Buster on Satan.
4: You and Mystia leap into the Lamprey Stand in an attempt to take control of it and use it to destroy Satan (and Hercule).
Roll to Dodge! Purvis
3: The Lamprey Stand is successfully taken control of, But it seems to be resisting your orders! Or is it? In either case, you attack Satan, and do some extra damage to them!
>Hi-jack Serela's Flying Disco Bed and use it to eventually repopulate Japan with Bobs, while fighting off Headcrab Aliens from terrorizing Bipeds and Bovines alike.
This counts as two actions, but I decided to ignore the second one because it doesn't do anything.
2: You make a valient attempt to steal the bed away from Serela, but the disco ball just puts you off, and you realize that you would do better to find a slightly different way to create more bobs. Even if only that slightly different way is finding another bed.
> Spin. Spin like no woman has ever spun before! Spin until the universe is spinning with me!
4: You do an excellent Twirl. Hina is impressed.
>Use Great Booster on Satan, and line it up to hit any other giant monsters too
3: You attempt to attack Satan, but the damage from TechnoWaluigi's attack leaves you open for attack by Hercule.
Roll to Dodge! Anthony
5: Thankfully, you're able to stop just short of the swing, and you uppercut Hercule with your good arm. Hercule flies back away.
>Assault Satan and minions with TechnoWaluigi.
3: You take the opportunity granted by Anthony to smash Hercule to the ground, but you too fail to notice that there were two Satans working together, and the original Satan pounds both of her(?) fists onto your robot.
Roll to Dodge! Thatsonnn Dedeguy
5: You grab Satan's fists out of the air with one arm, and grab her by the arm with your other hand. You fling her over your shoulder, but that proves ineffective as she simply floats back a bit. If only you could counter these two working together!
>Break out accordion. Tribute.
5: You perform an excellent rendition of the song giving tribute to the song that banished the devil. Satan just laughs at you. "Pfft, that guy couldn't even remember that blasted song he played."
> Donate some money to the shrine, staying out of the way of the battles.
4: You handily keep away from the battle, and donate to the Shrine. Reimu is too busy fighting at the moment to thank you properly, but you know she receives your love well. A Barrier appears around the Shrine, protecting it from the carnage along with you.
>Summon down the heavens to wage epic destructive war with Hell in this realm.
4: Using another Guitar rift, making careful not to play anything that needs an e-string, you manage to summon the Heavens down to wage epic war against Satan and Hercule.
> Go find Nazrin and confess my love for her
3: You decide to head off to the Buddhist temple, and ignore this whole heaven versus hell thing. You find Nazrin in the corner, and ask her if you could help her. She smells that you are practically made of money.
> Learn how to shoot danmaku and use spell cards.
4: Oh your silly. Everyone is given a short tutorial on how to make spellcards, and how to use them in a duel when you enter Gensokyo. How do you think people like the SA crew or the UFO crew, who were outcast from other societies, able to provide epic spellcard duels within second of their introduction to the protagonist?
> Fight to save the land
1: You realize there are no more heros left in man, and fall into despair.
> Enter into an epic sword duel with Satan.
1: Satan and Hercule do not use swords, so it is impossible to enter into an Epic duel. You see that the now descending angles however use broadswords for their weaponry, and so you choose to fight them instead.
Roll to Dodge! Kusanagi No Tsurugi
2: You are struck down by the Angels quickly, and branded as evil.
＞Runs into a forest and past a bunch of trees
1: You run into an empty field.
>Invoke Presidential Privilege and break out Metal Wolf, use it to defeat Satan, whether he be Tyranno or not/
4: You mount Metal Wolf, and Ride it into battle against Satan. You are now a spirit of peace inside a body marrying a male stage six boss, riding a lamprey stand that is serving president, that is itself riding a giant robot. The parser has trouble letting this go potentially unnoticed. You strike Satan, and she gives out a cry. Hercule absorbs Satan into her body, and regains her full strength.
