> Shoot out Ice blades and make them cut the aggressive people.
3-1: You shoot the blades out, but you barely scratch anyone
> Convince Yukari to gap Renko and Maribel to the party so I can compare my hat with Renko's. Yay new females!
6: You convince Yukari to gap two random japanese people, but she gets carried away and somehow warps all of japan into Gensokyo.
>Have Youmu and Reisen join my party
2: What are you talking about? You already have another player in your party. That makes you, like, twice as strong as anybody else in here.
> Hack into the Gensokyo server and switch Mystia and Yuyuko's stage boss numbers so Mystia is now a Stage 6 Boss while Yuyuko is a Stage 2 Boss.
4: You give Mystia final boss status, and force Yuyuko to take up the stage 2 position. Of course, stage bosses usually only fight the protagonist, but it helps give Mystia confidence in himself. You realize something you forgot, and realize this four could have been put to much better use.
> Disappear into the shadows with Mokou.
5: You and Mokou fade away from eyesight, and she takes you to a quiet part ... of the bamboo forest.
> Now that we've studied, become the Nue. Retrieve trident from chest.
5: You equip Nue's weapon and chest
since he's not using it right now!. You somehow retain the power you gained in the second universe as a result of the roll.
>Change into this person! Hey, it's MY character, so I can.
1: You do not become the person. You are still "Magic Devil".
>Leverage the failures of the Polk Administration to defeat Polk in the next election.
4: For the sake of clearity, let's assume you win the next presidency, regardless of who the previous president really was~.
>Reveal to Yuuka (and everyone in earshot) that I am in fact Really Really Big Man
1: You reveal that you are kind of small lad. Yuuka laughs at you. Not with you.
>Upgrade TECHNOWALUIGI to gain eye lasers, flight, limbs (if TECHNOWALUIGI currently lacks them) and a comfy chair for me to ride on it's head.
4: You accurately outfit your robot to include all of these things. You take a seat at the helm (where the comfy chair is).
> Make my party of Me, Hourai, Alice (And Youmu and Reisan if they joined) immune to negative (according to me) effects of other players.
5: You prevent all attacks on yourself and Hourai for the rest of this update.
>Get Komachi fired.
3: You report Komachi's actions to shikieiki. Komachi doesn't get fired, but as a reward for your vigilence, you are given high praise from the Yama of Xanadu.
>Attack Hero999 until he loses.
6: You will attack Hero999 Every update until the next time he loses. All other actions (with the exception of "stop attacking Hero999") will be ignored in favor of this.
Roll to Dodge! Hero999
4: Bitz cannot get any closer due to the flying blades.
> Document the various alternate universes by observing the sky
4: You create a chart of the sky, and travel to various universes, creating comparison charts. These would only be useful to interdemensional travelers though.
>Gain immunity to magical girl attacks.
4: Arashi can no longer attack Lupia.
> Seduce Patchouli so Marisa really will end up with Alice.
1: You make your moves on Alice, and as a Result, leave Marisa to Patchouli. Alice seems to like you better than he likes Marisa, and admits that you're better than him.
>Stop the universe resets for good, then reset it again.
5: You decide to stop all possible resets from happening, except for this next one. Of course, since the mod is trying to put his foot down on changes like these, the universe resets to the big bang. The game continues millions of years in the future, where these exact same events are now happening.
> Attempt to seduce Sara.
2: "This gate stays closed!"
> Well I guess it's time to raise hell then!
6: Satan is now attacking Gensokyo. And all of Japan, since they're here as well.
> Equip Cape powerup, use it to fly out of the pitfall and to the goal.
6: As you attemp to fly out of the pitfall, the entirety of the underworld rises beneath you. In order to prevent the pitfall from catching up to you, you raise yourself to heaven.
>Obtain parcel of farmland by Squatter's Rights.
4: You now own a farm.
> Invoke the belief that God created things in His image and turn every single building into a padded cell. And put everyone in straitjackets.
3: You envision that every building in the world is a padded cell. Since all of the buildings have the potential to be locked, they are like cells in a way. The inside of several buildings become much comfier and safer somehow as well.
> Apply luck so that Fightest becomes Kilga and Kilga becomes Fightest.
6: Kilgamayan is now at peace with the world and everything in it. Fightest is now slated to Marry a male stage six boss character that runs a lamprey stand that is currently serving for presidency. Who won?
>Screw making sense of the universe and take my sisbro Orin for a drink
1: You spend the next few hours of your life ignoring Orin and trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
>Have Parsee shank CranialCrustacean/Headcrabs
1: You arrest Parsee for shanking Thatsonnn Dedeguy. Parsee yells at you, saying that it was you who asked her to do that. You then realize that Thatsonnn dedeguy was never shanked in this world. As a result, she's let off since a crime was never commited. But now you're worried a crime
will be commited.
> Sing a song for Hina.
5: You Rickroll hina. She prefers spinning, but she doesn't mind rolling along with that.
> Attempt to free Reimu again.
4: You finally get the ropes off. It may have taken two universe switches and a few million years, but you did it. She thanks you politely, then sets off to attack Lupia.
Roll to Dodge! Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer
3: After your initial disappointment that what you said probably had nothing to do with how the Parser interpreted it. You realize that the parser is only human, and that you should probably me more clearer. As you think of this, you barely dodge a talisman flung towards you. You're off guard!
>Awakens to find a destroyed home and screams before running outside without watching where he's going
3: You wake up to find your house is apparently find. You only destroyed it in the other universe. You panic at the realization that your consequences don't follow your actions, and run outside without watching where you're going.
> Ascend to Godhood.
1: You decend to devilry. Or you would, if hell was still below you.
>Defeat all other giant robot ententes with Great Mazinger
4: In a heroic stand, you face towards Satan and prepare to launch yourself. You dash towards him, and he prepares for an impact. Since he is an organic being however, you dash past him, and crashing into TechnoWaluigi!
Roll to Dodge! Thatsonnn Dedeguy
6: You grasp hands with Anthony's Mazinger, and are pushed back. You activate TechnoWaluigi's sonic based attack! A Large "WAAAAAHHHH" echos throughout Gensokyo.
Roll to Dodge! Anthony
2: The machinery is highly effective against the tone resonating the parts, and the Mazinger is pushed away.
>Fly my bed to the party with an awesome disco ball hooked up to it.
4: Your bed practically is the party, as you show up with a disco ball attached. You move the bed onto the stage, and invite others to come dance.
