>Become the Harem@ster
1: You reject the idea of a harem, and stride to provide your love to only one woman.
(In reference to female to male change)> Return the Universe 2 how it was Originally.
6: In your attempt to return everything to normal, you quickly push the reset button. All Save data has been erased. All statuses are cleared and everything returns to how you all found it.
You wake up in a grassy field. Go!
>Actually, untie Reimu. Don't forget to throw in some spare change into the donation box if I pass by it.
4: There is no Reimu to untie. You do donate to the Shrine, which shocks her.
> Keep an eye out for whoever might have put Reimu in this situation. Perhaps the culprit will return to the scene of the crime!
3: Reimu is not in a situation that she does not enjoy. You do find Dormio is responsible, however.
>Jerk a thumb at Thatsonn and ask Parsee if he wants to give an example of his work.
5: You find Parsee and ask her to stab Thatsonnn. He shrugs and goes "Why not?"
Roll to Dodge! Thatsonnn:
2: You get a hole in the stomach, and crawl away. "Not bad," E-Nazrin says.
> The game must go on!
4: Error, Save File Corrupted. Restore? Retry? Fail?
>"Nope. You should really try it, though. It'll make the bridge a lot more interesting. Heck, I'll even take over for you as Bridgekeeper. So whaddaya say?"
4: Parsee does not know what you are talking about. She already is the bridgekeeper. She's still holding the knife.
> Take Mystia into the Shrine Interior, away from prying eyes.
5: You find Mystia and take her to the Hakurei Shrine. Reimu is currently outside, with two other people. You steal away inside. Mystia is worried about who you are and why you took her to the Shrine Maiden's place. She whispers a demand for why you did that.
>Convince the mob that the real culprit went somewhere in the forest
3: You fail to convince anyone that it was not you that exploded. Only because the mob doesn't exist anymore. You don't fail to prove you can't explode anymore.
> Let's get back to trying to find the culprit.
5: Find the Culprit for what?
>Ask Yuuka where her boobs went
4: You find Yuuka and ask why she doesn't have any breasts.
Roll to Dodge! SilentW:
6: You swiftly dodged the punch, as if you've already felt her moves before somehow, and rest your face onto her cleavage. "Oh, here it is!" you shout smoothly. She's too embarrassed to fight back anymore!
>Seek a cabinet position in President Henry Clay's new administration.
3: What are you talking about? Henry Clay never won the election. You fail to join his administration, but you applied anyway, and are now working under Polk
> Ask Mugetsu what Icemilk Magic really is and learn it when she (or he) sobers up
3: You head to the Dream World to ask Megetsu to teach you Icemilk Magic. She agrees to train you herself, and then sets you off to perform menial tasks like carrying buckets of water up the mountain.
>RANDOM ENCOUNTER!
1: You have a very peaceful day. Nothing extraordinary happens. You strum your guitar lazily.
> Do a keg stand with the recently rolled out barrel.
1: You have thoughts of drinking, but you are confused when suddenly there is all signs of alcohol suddenly disappear, and you sober up at an incredible rate. You take this as a sign that the gods themselves don't want you to continue your habits anymore.
>Attack rdj522 and remind him that Reimu is an unreasonable bitch when it comes to incidents.
3: You Dynamic Entry towards rdj522, but Reimu blocks it with a barrier Talisman that she throws behind them. "You might think she's worth helping, but remember, Reimu is always unreasonable!" You're not entirely sure why you said that.
> Ponder whether if/else commands are allowed, and what other types of conditional commands can be issued.
6: You realize that the Parser is considerate and understanding when it comes to making yourself clearer, and that these conditional commands are just ways of compensating for the fact that I only provide results on actions once a day. You also realize by the fact that you've lost your looks and abilities that none of the players have put
enough conditions into their planned actions.
> Claim Kilga as my waifu, extravagantly.
5: you pop into the Hakurei Shrine under the guise of the fight starting outside. You jump onto Kilgamayan and claim him as your heterosexual life partner. Mystia is confused. "That's not what you brought me here for, is it?" She asks. Her temper is starting to show over her fear.
> Fly close to Reimu, then proceed to Tiger Uppercut her/his ass off.
3: You Dash into the fight starting between Lupia and the others, and attempt to uppercut Reimu. She does a backflip, and throws a large Talisman at you. You dodge it easily.
>To Orin:"Is it really that funny?"
2: You find Orin nearby and ask what she thinks is funny. "Your face" She replies unexpectedly. She then giggles like a little girl, and runs off.
> Drink to the Padded Cell's health, wonder what the Padded Cell feels like with its new perspective on things.
6: You drink a glass of wine and give cheer to the Padded Cell which no longer contains the universe. You know it feels much more experienced now, having if only for a brief moment, experienced everything happening inside of it at once. You can tell the Cell had enjoyed the moment, but realizes that it was not meant to hold the universe, but simply be a part of it. This is the last you catch before your powers of transcendence fades away into the reformatted universe.
>Arm wrestling contest.
1: You start a ban on Arm wrestling contests. Nobody cares, since they don't arm wrestle anyway. Just danmaku.
> Stop everyone and everything from turning everyone into females again.
6: you take this opportunity of confusion and change all of the females of gensokyo into males.
> awakens from a dream and attempts to fix breakfast :3
1: You go to sleep and dream about attempting to break dinner.
> Ask Marisa if he can sense any suspiciously large sources of magical energy.
5: You head to Marisa's house. "Hmm" his abs ponder out loud. "I did feel something just now, a change in the atmosphere. It doesn't feel dangerous, however." You imagine he might be referring to the fact that everyone changed from a woman into a man. Again.
>Ride my bed to the party at the Hakurei Shrine
5: it's not much of a party, but you appear at the shrine in your bed. You hold onto your pillow as you see two people attempting to fight Reimu and two other people.
> obtain food
5: You get something to eat. It is delicious.
> Appear out of warp pipe.
1: A warp pipe appears in the air, and deposits you into a pitfall. Lem Gambino-1
>See Bitz looking sad that Koishi has left him, and attempt to disguise self as Koishi as a replacement. (Easier given the gender swaps, for sure. :V)
3: You attempt to dress as a Male Koishi for Bitz' sake, after losing Koishi. He snirks at your attempt, and thanks you for trying to cheer him up.
>Attain vast Knowledge!
2: You start studying, but you can't really get a grip on what these books are trying to tell you. you decide to giv-I mean, "take a short break."
