Suddenly a Shrine Maiden throws a needle at you; Roll to Dodge!

[Janitor Morgan]

Drat. Well then...

> Keep an eye out for whoever might have put Reimu in this situation. Perhaps the culprit will return to the scene of the crime!

[E-Nazrin]

Everyone in Gensokyo is now the wrong kind of gay.

Hey. >={

>Jerk a thumb at Thatsonn and ask Parsee if he wants to give an example of his work.

[theshirn]

> The game must go on!

[Thata no Guykoro]

>"Nope. You should really try it, though. It'll make the bridge a lot more interesting. Heck, I'll even take over for you as Bridgekeeper. So whaddaya say?"

[Kilgamayan]

If Hero's action fails to turn Mystia back to 'female':

> Hack into the system of Gensokyo and turn Mystia's sex back to 'female'.

If Hero's action successfully turns Mystia back to 'female':

> Take Mystia into the Shrine Interior, away from prying eyes.

[Hanged Hourai]

Hooray for luck! Two 5's and a 6!

>Convince the mob that the real culprit went somewhere in the forest

[Thata no Guykoro]

Hey. >={

>Jerk a thumb at Thatsonn and ask Parsee if he wants to give an example of his work.

Wait, who's giving the example?

[Doll.S CUBE]

If Hourai's action fails

> Convince the mob that poor Hourai was just brainwashed by the culprit, and he's the one responsible for the explosion.

If Hourai action succeeds

> Let's get back to trying to find the culprit.

(Also, link to pic please) Oh wait never mind, I've seen it before.

[Phlegeth]

>Ask Yuuka where her boobs went

[Kilgamayan]

Wow, it's like you're trying to die. >_>

[Hello Purvis]

>Seek a cabinet position in President Henry Clay's new administration.

[Hero999]

(You people and youe Ifs... D:)

[Kaisou]

Hooray for being on a quest for a quest! Does this mean that Mugetsu's a man now?
> Ask Mugetsu what Icemilk Magic really is and learn it when she (or he) sobers up

[Phlegeth]

Wow, it's like you're trying to die. >_>

Pishaw.  I'm invincible, like The Tick.

[Thata no Guykoro]

Pishaw.  I'm invincible, like The Tick.

"Must... defy... laws of physics!" "Fight it, Tick! Fight that black hole!"

[WHMZakeri]

Daww, I've always been a fan of Manhou.

Well, I know it'll cause some complications for some of you...

Spoiler:

damn waifus

[Von Stein]

If Hero's action fails to turn Mystia back to 'female':

> Hack into the system of Gensokyo and turn Mystia's sex back to 'female'.

If Hero's action successfully turns Mystia back to 'female':

> Take Mystia into the Shrine Interior, away from prying eyes.

Pussy, true love knows no genders!  :V

Anyways, too lazy to barf up a new verse like thing so...

>RANDOM ENCOUNTER!

[E-Nazrin]

Wait, who's giving the example?

Parsee. Shanking. Hop to it.

[Kiro]

> Do a keg stand with the recently rolled out barrel.

[Thata no Guykoro]

Parsee. Shanking. Hop to it.

... :<

[Blitzer]

>Attack rdj522 and remind him that Reimu is an unreasonable bitch when it comes to incidents.

[Bitz]

> Ponder whether if/else commands are allowed, and what other types of conditional commands can be issued.

[Pesco]

Manhou will be a lot more interesting.

> Claim Kilga as my waifu, extravagantly.

[communist unity (comm-unity)]

> Fly close to Reimu, then proceed to Tiger Uppercut her/his ass off.

[Marokuu]

The Parser will now default to the male pronoun when referring to characters. Everyone in Gensokyo is now the wrong kind of gay.

:ohdear:
Time for a dual command!

If 999 or Kilga turns everyone back :
>Look around confusedly "Is it only me or did everyone turn male for a second?"
>To Orin:"Is it really that funny?"

If not:
>Shock at Okuu Utsuho suddenly being male, pat Orin on the back (assuming she's still suppressing laughter) "Orin Okuu just turned into me "

[Fightest]

6: You convince the Padded Cell that the universe only needs to be as big as it believes it to be. The padded cell is mostly confused, and in an attempt to understand what happens when you try this method of thinking, teleports the entirety of the universe into the Padded Cell itself. You rejoin at the Hakurei Shrine party with everyone none-the-wiser.

Oh good. This will surely turn out well.

> Drink to the Padded Cell's health, wonder what the Padded Cell feels like with its new perspective on things.

[Mr_Bob]

So everyone is most everyone else is a roaring drunk male?

>Run in a circle so quickly the other players "drop the soap."
>Arm wrestling contest.

[IBakaChan]

Males, oh glorious males~ (Also, sauce on picture plz :V )

> Stop everyone and everything from turning everyone into females again.

[Aterisk]

> awakens from a dream and attempts to fix breakfast :3

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Males, oh glorious males~ (Also, sauce on picture plz :V )

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