Sheesh, why did everyone try to party crash the chains I liked best?
>Kill NeoSerela's stage 6 boss with my Death Note before they meet.
2: Zakery. Wait, I meant Zackery. No, wait, Zachery? Umm ... Zakeri! ... What do you mean that's just a screen name!?
>Search for a missing Reimu
5: You find a Shrine Maiden behind the Shrine. She is tied up in a provocative position and making weird noises. Suddenly, she screams. You're not entirely sure if you should touch her yet.
> Put up The Horns. \m/
4: You make a random cool gesture, and Mystia catches it out of the corner of her eyes. She suddenly laughs, but doesn't know why. This breaks the kiss, and you laugh as well. You're having a good time together.
>Dramatically finish the dance, then go down to the Underground and turn Parsee's bridge into a Monty Python Bridge of Death.
2: You trip and fall off the stage. Glowing red from embarrassment, you take off and head for the Underground.
> Grab a fistful of coins, put my hand deep into the Hakurei Shrine donation box, and drop the money in.
1: You take a Swig. Even if it wasn't just your imagination, you're going to make certain you think it was. You finally get a good buzz rolling.
>Team up with Alice and Creepy Doll and head to the festival to find the culprit.
1: You wander off on your own. Almost everyone is at the Festival, so there's probably some good loot where it's been left unguarded or something along those lines.
> Kick Bitz out, he's not playing. Meanwhile, get the game on!
6: You throw Bitz as far away from the group as you can. This catches him by surprise, and he's not prepared to take the resulting fall.
Roll to Dodge! Bitz
5: You safely float off, though. You get a little annoyed, and march back.
> "But what happens when the outsiders start denying youkai to the verge of extinction again? What makes you so sure it won't happen all over again? Besides, it's not like we'll be easily forgiven in the first place; there's simply no turning back after doing something like this."
2: "Yes, you screwed it up for everyone. Where did you even come from? I can't suddenly replace the barrier so soon after I finally bring it down! That's why you need to be punished!"
Roll to Dodge! cranialCrustation
2: You're caught off guard as she suddenly bursts out a lunatic style pattern. She seems very serious about bringing you down. You barely dodge the talismans, but she suddenly warps behind you and uses her Gohei to smash you to the ground. You are injured.
>"Considering it. There's one or two that might deserve it, and there's someone messing with the future that could probably stand to be interfered with..."
1: You feign complete ignorance of what the other players are doing, even though I type out everything they do in the thread for everyone to see. What will happen will be a complete surprise to you and them. Either that, or it will be IaMP with Sanae added.
> Motion for Yuuka to get up here and start singing "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey.
3: You ask Yuuka to come up stage and sing with you after Thatsonnn leaves. You succeed as far as getting her up there, but she refuses to sing.
> Give Hanged Hourai the same ability as me for infinite explosion.
3: You teach Hourai how to reform after exploding. Hourai, after mastering this ability, leaves without thanks.
> Train cat to become Battle Partner
2: It appears it would rather sit by your side, and watch you read old novels.
> Use the [SolTech Qu.A.N.T.U.M. dtModus] to...
... :ohdear:
> Assert that I am staying with Koishi no matter what.
Phew!
2: You make your way back to the party, but see that Koishi is fine playing the game without you. You think it might be a healthy alternative to try and talk to someone else, instead of being clingy.
>Interrupt the kiss so that Mystia and Kilgamayan are embarrased.
1: You congratulate Kilgamayan and Mystia on their happy marriage after they finish laughing. You might as well, since you missed your chance to interrupt the kiss.
>Grab a giant plate of food and eat it next to the sisters, still keeping them out of trouble. If they want some, share it. Meanwhile, start thinking of a plan to solve an incident that's either going to happen or already happened.
5: You grab some food from one of the chefs. Mmm, he really knows how to cook a fish, doesn't he? In the mean time, you try to consider what sorts of incidents the three of you could go on to solve. The Parser would suggest something, since you rolled a five, but he can't really think of anything appropriate for you.
> Take a few rabbits with me to the party.
3: All of the Rabbits that wanted to go have already left. None-the-less, you head to the party anyway, and mingle with them.
>"Ah right I never did tell you my name did I? I'm Okuu, or Brokuu, if you like 
"
3: Orin almost spits out her drink, but manages a "pffth." and a gulp. "B...Brokuu." She manages to say. "R-right." Utsuho looks really puzzled. "Huh? What a coincidence?" She asks innocently.
> Express appreciation for the padded cell's dedication to its work, and mention that that is indeed the reason why the Hakurei Shrine party should be brought here. Not only will it ensure that I will not leave the padded cell, but also provide the padded cell some good company, as it seems to be a bit of a lonely sort.
3: Not one to give up, you masterfully invert your perception to bring the Shrine over here. Unfortunately, before you could put in effect the plan, the padded Cell realizes that it would have to move the rest of Gensokyo, the rest of the planet, and so as not to disturb anything, the rest of the universe as well. It gets cold feet at the idea of moving the universe.
>Flex
3: You pose for all of the women, but they seem more interested in your cooking than you. They seem to think you're just joking, and bragging about your culinary skill.
> Strip tease time!
2: You are surrounded by youkai of the opposite sex that egg you to take more off. Assuming your sex is "Female."
> Go look for Reimu and see if there's anything I can help out with.
4: Oh look, she's behind the Shrine. fancy that. Another player is here watching her. You're not certain what you should do, or if he's got it covered, or even if he's the culprit.
>Try once more to manifest a Purvis
2: You barely manage to Manifest a Destiny. You don't even make it to the western edge, either.
>Try to get as many party members as possible from the player base.
1: You strike off alone, as a manly man would!
>Final boss time!
4:
"Aha! So it was you!" "You caught me." "Somehow, I knew it would be you at the end of all of this!" "And what made you think so?" "Umm ... because you're the game master?" "Who else would be responsible for your journey to this land?" "Right! So now I just have to beat you, okay?" "You misunderstand. Who exactly is responsible for your journey?" "Didn't we decide it was you?" "I just put everything in order. I'm just the one who keeps this world running. Even the Youkai and Human you met before no longer have to worry about sustaining this." "You're not trying to blame me, are you?" "Yes, you choose to come here of your own will. In truth, you could have returned to your bed at any time. In fact you might have already." "I see. I'm only here because I choose to." "And why do you choose to?" "Because ... *smile* It's fun." "I'm glad to hear that. That was the whole reason I set this up." "So, does this mean we don't have to fight?" "I'm afraid it's too late to avoid it. The Dice alone have brought you to face me, and the Dice alone with decide your fates. I, who currently wield those fates. I am the most powerful foe you can face in this spire of destiny."
"Now, sleep beneath the Heavens!""Now, sleep beneath the ground!"Roll to Dodge! Neo Serela
4: You lose a few lives, and deathbomb a lot, but you have a good grove going by the end of it. You manage to capture the Final Spell card without any trouble.
Neo Serela has WonThe end Credits scroll by. A screen pops up. "Thank you for playing! You return to bed, but there is still one more dream! Extra mode is now unlocked." Congratulations, For a 1CC clear.
> Screw it. Lets follow the map anyway.
5: You follow the lair. It leads underground, past the Bridge, down the Street, and off to the side just before the Palace of Earth Spirits. It doesn't seem to be anywhere people visit much.
>Manifest psychic powers by drawing a third eye on my chest.
4: You pull out a magic marker and draw a cute little eyeball on your chest. When I say magic marker, I mean enchanted. It works, and you now have basic mind reading abilities.
