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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #330 on: October 20, 2010, 11:38:15 PM »
>Just summarize articles like I do, bitchknuckle
>Finish dat skewer.
>If Chefford has nothing to add, depart for Casa de Marisa. Perhaps she'll be in a tolerable mood today.

>Fuck you, it's my style

>So tasty. His rant gave you a while to make progress on it, but you're not quite finished.

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>"Maybe I'll ask Reimu later on, if I feel like dealing with that creepy staring guy again sometime soon."

>Seigo chuckles. "Ah, don't be too hard on him. He's still new around here. Give it a few days and Reimu'll have wrenched some sensitivity into him, don't worry."

> Give him a 100 yen tip, this fanboy has been very helpful without annoying you too much.
>We gave him our tolerance. Anything more will just give him ideas. And we need this money anyways. Self motivated dolls are not going to pay for themselves.
> Fine, be a stingy pants.

>You briefly debate whether to give your griller a monetary tip for being relatively pleasant, but decide against it.

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> Anyway, check inventory.

>Your Inventory contains:

& ?2,400
& Blue Dress (Worn as clothing)
& Frilly Pink Ascot (Worn as clothing)
& White Caplet (Worn as clothing)
& Red Hairband (Worn as clothing)
& Grimoire of Alice (Held)
& Puppeteer Fingerguards
& Doll Brigade
& Puppeteer Sign 「Maiden's Bunraku」
& Darkness Sign 「Foggy London Dolls」
& Curse 「Hanged Hourai Dolls」
& Magic Sign 「Artful Sacrifice」
& Empty Glass Bottle
& Moon Stone
& 7/8ths Eaten Lamprey Skewer (Large)
« Last Edit: October 21, 2010, 03:12:34 AM by RosE-mouse »
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #331 on: October 20, 2010, 11:46:20 PM »
>If Chefford has nothing to add, depart for Casa de Marisa. Perhaps she'll be in a tolerable mood today.

Quoting Purvis.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #332 on: October 20, 2010, 11:50:57 PM »
>If Chefford has nothing to add, depart for Casa de Marisa. Perhaps she'll be in a tolerable mood today.

>Once again, above or below the canopy? For that matter, from Korindou or directly through the forest?

>You finish off your second lamprey of the morning and toss its bamboo skewer in the provided wastebin.
>You're feeling contentedly full, now. That was worth every yen.

>As you get up to leave, Seigo cuts in.
>"Wait. One last question. You can tell I'm the gossipy sort, but I get the feeling you might not want me talking about your visit here. Should I try and keep my mouth shut?"
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #333 on: October 20, 2010, 11:59:45 PM »
> "Yes"

> Fly above the canopy directly to Marisa's house.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #334 on: October 21, 2010, 12:00:03 AM »
>"I would have hoped the course of the conversation would have been a strong enough yes for you. So yes."
>Stay below canopy for now, take the direct route. Or trace back until we know what the direct route would be. Should signs of Koishi manifest, pause and prepare to garrote her.

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>No flight. There's Ayas about.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #335 on: October 21, 2010, 12:51:41 AM »
> "Yes"

>"I would have hoped the course of the conversation would have been a strong enough yes for you. So yes."

>The apron-clad fanboy nods. "Right. Thanks for shopping at the Nightbird's Roost, Alice. See you around!"
>He waves, and leans back to lounge behind the grill.

> Fly above the canopy directly to Marisa's house.

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>Stay below canopy for now, take the direct route. Or trace back until we know what the direct route would be. Should signs of Koishi manifest, pause and prepare to garrote her.

>No flight. There's Ayas about.

>You briefly consider taking the easy route over to Marisa's, but decide that discretion is the better part of valor for the moment. Running into Aya before catching up on recent events could be disastrous... not to mention the horrors Koishi foisted on you.

>Fortunately, you know the forest well enough to take the direct route to her house by land, skirting around a few patches of dense forest - some you remember, some you don't. You don't encounter anything significant along the way, Koishi-related or otherwise.
>Shuffling away uncomfortable pinches in your bloomers from walking so much, however, keeps her rather fresh in your mind.
>Shanghai vibrates curiously.

>After a few minutes of walking through the woods, you emerge into the smallish, overgrown clearing Marisa's house is in. After the other things you've seen today, it's comforting to see it almost exactly as you remember it: a run-down, patched-up cottage covered in thick vines, with an unkempt lawn riddled with weeds and ferns. The only real difference you can see is the clump of wires coming from the ground at the edge of her house, snaking up on the wall like one of the vines surrounding them and vanishing into a hole in the wall. Odd.

>For a moment you think you see a face at one of the windows, but it vanishes almost immediately.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #336 on: October 21, 2010, 12:55:22 AM »
>Go knock on the door. Steel self for badness.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #337 on: October 21, 2010, 12:59:12 AM »
>Go knock on the door. Steel self for badness.

>You walk over to the front door of Marisa's house, brace yourself for some new horror, and knock.

>You hear a few footsteps from inside. They reach the door and stop for a moment before the handle moves down and the door swings open inwards.

>You are greeted by what appears to be Marisa's severed head sitting on the floor just inside the doorway, smiling up at you.
>"Take it easy, Alice-lady!"
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #338 on: October 21, 2010, 01:02:14 AM »
>...This is another one of those memes, isn't it?
>Consider kicking head.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #339 on: October 21, 2010, 01:06:16 AM »
>Instead, gape at it in obvious horror.
>What the blazing fuck?

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #340 on: October 21, 2010, 01:13:42 AM »
>...This is another one of those memes, isn't it?
>Consider kicking head.

>Instead, gape at it in obvious horror.
>What the blazing fuck?

>You let your mouth hang open in dumbstruck horror at the... thing before you. Somewhere in your numbed mind,  you wonder whether this is another meme joke from Marisa, and whether to introduce it to your boots.

>Another Marisa head peeks out from behind the door at normal head height, grinning like an idiot. She takes one look at your face and bursts out laughing.
>"Bwahahahaha! Oh man, that look was priceless, ze!"
>Marisa steps out from behind the door in her usual witch outfit, laughing loudly.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2010, 01:40:42 AM by RosE-mouse »
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #341 on: October 21, 2010, 01:37:38 AM »
> Kick the abomination.KICK IT!

> Glare at Marisa.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #342 on: October 21, 2010, 02:03:27 AM »
> Kick the abomination.KICK IT!

> Glare at Marisa.

>Enough of this shit!

>Infuriated by this horrible prank, you step forward and swing your foot forward to punt the fake Marisa head through the room. And possibly through the wall, hopefully.
>Both hopes are dashed when Marisa's laughter stops and your boot bounces off one of a blue magic circle - Marisa's signature (sole?) defensive measure.
>The severed Marisa head cries out in fear and... somehow hops away from you, to hide behind Marisa's leg.

>"Whoa, whoa, ze!" Marisa says, her grin gone, "Alice, cool it! She's harmless, ze!"
>She frowns a little. "Guess that was a bit mean of a prank to greet you with, huh?"
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #343 on: October 21, 2010, 02:10:35 AM »
>"What... is that thing!?"

Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #344 on: October 21, 2010, 02:12:38 AM »
>"I don't know why, but just looking at this thing makes me want to cause it pain. I wonder if it could be forced into a cuter shape."
>Glare at it.

>After cooling off a little...
>"Alright. What is this thing, and where did you get it?"

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #345 on: October 21, 2010, 02:19:04 AM »
> Have Shanghai glare at it.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #346 on: October 21, 2010, 02:24:24 AM »
>"I don't know why, but just looking at this thing makes me want to cause it pain. I wonder if it could be forced into a cuter shape."
>Glare at it.

> Have Shanghai glare at it.

>You express your anger and disapproval for the Marisa head, giving it a stern glare with both pairs of eyes.

>Marisa frowns. "Aw, don't be like that, ze." She reaches down and scoops the head up in her arms. "She's pretty cute when you take a closer look, see?"

>You notice that the severed Marisa head is actually more rounded, even oblong, compared to a regular head, and with very little facial definition: It's a little more like a head-like blob than a severed head, upon closer inspection. The witch hat on top of it makes the impression pretty clear, though...
>It's cringing away from you, clearly frightened.

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>After cooling off a little...
>"Alright. What is this thing, and where did you get it?"

>You give it a moment to let your anger fade, and ask Marisa what the hell is going on.

>"It's a Marisa yukkuri, ze!" she replies, grinning again, "I found it in the woods a few days ago!"
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #347 on: October 21, 2010, 02:28:16 AM »
> "How could something like that..thing exist?"

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #348 on: October 21, 2010, 02:28:32 AM »
>Note to self: Never use one of these things for erotic activities.
>These things have never appeared or have even been heard of in Gensokyo, have they?

Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #349 on: October 21, 2010, 02:30:54 AM »
>"Right, So I'm to believe this thing existed first, then you found it. "
>Pinch it's cheek. Not too hard as to bruise it.
>"Are you sure this isn't another one of your internet things?"

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #350 on: October 21, 2010, 02:40:06 AM »
>Note to self: Never use one of these things for erotic activities.
>These things have never appeared or have even been heard of in Gensokyo, have they?

>You'd rather not even think about erotic activities at the moment, for a number of reasons.

>You've never heard of such a thing before today. Or... did Marisa mention it once, a long time ago? But you know you've never seen anything like this before.

>"Right, So I'm to believe this thing existed first, then you found it. "
> "How could something like that..thing exist?"

>Marisa shrugs. "Dunno, ze. Just found her munching on some mushrooms in the woods and brought her home. Why, you want one too, ze?"

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>Pinch it's cheek. Not too hard as to bruise it.

>You reach for the head's cheek and pinch gently. The skin itself feels realistic, but the flesh beneath it is... abnormal. It really DOES feel like some sort of blob in there.

>The yukkuri's eyes start watering, and its mouth opens in a silent sob, but apparently it's too frightened to start really crying.

>"Should I take that as a yes, ze?" Marisa asks, grinning.

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>"Are you sure this isn't another one of your internet things?"

>She laughs. "Caught me, ze! Yep, yukkuri are one of those online memes. Never seen one around until then, though, but she's acting just the same."
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #351 on: October 21, 2010, 02:42:25 AM »
> Throw up hands in disgust.
> "Good Lord, this internet has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to us."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #352 on: October 21, 2010, 02:46:36 AM »
> Throw up hands in disgust.
> "Good Lord, this internet has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to us."

>holy shit you didn't ragequit

>You throw up your hands in exasperation.

>Marisa grins mischievously. "What, even worse than you being too tsundere to confess, ze?"
>She laughs for a moment.
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #353 on: October 21, 2010, 02:51:09 AM »
>Glare
>"Today is a very bad day for that, Marisa."
>"In any case, where in the world did that thing come from? Surely people would have noticed them if they'd always been around here."

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #354 on: October 21, 2010, 03:10:10 AM »
>Glare
>"Today is a very bad day for that, Marisa."

>Her grin broadens. "Isn't it always, ze?"

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>"In any case, where in the world did that thing come from? Surely people would have noticed them if they'd always been around here."

>Marisa shrugs again. "Beats me. Maybe someone made it, ze?"

>"Yuuuuuu..." the head in her arms whines, pitifully. Marisa puts it down on the floor, and it hops a few feet away to hide among a pile of discarded clothing, peeking out from behind a big "M" smock.
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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #355 on: October 21, 2010, 03:11:30 AM »
> Evil eye!
> "Not always this bad. I say today is a very bad day for this bullshit because it IS a very bad day for this bullshit."

No ragequit from me. Hell, the penis gives us an in-character reason for learning alteration magic beyond my retarded self-imposed whims!

Not like I'd ragequit on Alice even if I don't get boobs. Bitch Alice is one of the more fun Toohoos to control.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2010, 03:14:58 AM by Kilgamaya[N] »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #356 on: October 21, 2010, 03:18:16 AM »
>"I really mean it, Marisa. I could tolerate being called Tsundere. Today, things have happened to me that I can not tolerate."

>"hmm... so it must not just be you then. This invasion of Gensokyo is getting pretty out of hand. I've been to Kourindou and The Lamprey stand today, and everything really has changed a lot over the month."

>Investigate dough whatever ball.
>Try to pat it's head gently so it stops being scared of us for a while.
>"Hey, can you tell me where you came from?"

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #357 on: October 21, 2010, 03:27:48 AM »
What are you doing being friendly to it. I had this whole awesome super-rant idea at the ready and waiting for Marisa to give us the proper trigger. :<

(This is in semi-jest, I am not going to actually countermand anything.)
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #358 on: October 21, 2010, 03:30:51 AM »
I'm being nice to it so that it will answer my question.

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Re: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition
« Reply #359 on: October 21, 2010, 03:38:59 AM »
> Evil eye!
> "Not always this bad. I say today is a very bad day for this bullshit because it IS a very bad day for this bullshit."

No ragequit from me. Hell, the penis gives us an in-character reason for learning alteration magic beyond my retarded self-imposed whims!

Not like I'd ragequit on Alice even if I don't get boobs. Bitch Alice is one of the more fun Toohoos to control.

>I meant the yukkuri

>You give Marisa your worst glare and reiterate that it has been a bad day.
>She chuckles. "And what makes this worse than every other time, ze? Not the first time you've said that!"

>"I really mean it, Marisa. I could tolerate being called Tsundere. Today, things have happened to me that I can not tolerate."

>She frowns in concern for a moment. "What things, ze?" That damned grin. "You need a shoulder to dere-dere on?"

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>"hmm... so it must not just be you then. This invasion of Gensokyo is getting pretty out of hand. I've been to Kourindou and The Lamprey stand today, and everything really has changed a lot over the month."

>"Heh, not worth trying to make things like this, ze. No power to it!" she says, flexing a little. "Still, a cute find, ze!" Another grin. "And fun to surprise people with, too!"

>"Korin's place looks a lot better now, doesn't it, ze? 'course, not like I'm gonna have anyone else try and clean this place up, but it looks a lot more like a proper shop now, ze."
>She grins at the mention of the lamprey stand. "My favorite part about the new logo is the little bird-Mystia on the top of the signs, ze. Making it look like their head got bitten off is always a laugh."

>"But it's great to see you again, ze!" Marisa says, waving you into the cluttered front room, "What've you been up to the past few months?"

>Marisa's front room is a cluttered mess of black and white clothing, disused magical artifacts, stolen books, filthy dishes, squashed mushrooms, spell reagents, and assorted other odds and ends. You notice that there are significantly more items that look like they came from the outer world littered among the mess than you remember, but it's still comfortingly familiar.

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>Investigate dough whatever ball.
>Try to pat it's head gently so it stops being scared of us for a while.
>"Hey, can you tell me where you came from?"

>Curiosity unsatisfied, you pick your way through the disaster that is Marisa's floor, and approach the blobby head that Marisa just released.
>You reach down to pet it through the M smock it's hiding under, but unfortunately just it cringes away from your touch and shivers.
>"Alice-wady's scawwy..." it mumbles, childishly.

>Marisa chuckles. "Don't worry, ze, she'll forget all about it by lunch. You wanna go looking for another one later?"
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