> Low, cool voice:
> "Unlike that of a slow-footed fairy, my parentage was never in question."
> Finger to sky, one heel stomping out a beat, hum a tune to ourselves.
> Napoleon Dynamite dance. Stop at fifteen seconds, spin and point at Juniper, wink from under brim of hat.
>You counter the faerie's invective, though you feel a little guilty for allowing yourself to sink down to such a level.
>You provide a basic tune for yourself, then go into action. It isn't difficult for you, though without having proper music, it feels a little bit forced. Still, you are satisfied with your performance.
>The faeries give various oohs and aahs. As you indicate to your opponent that it is her turn, she fumes at you for a moment. Then she begins something that can only loosely be called a dance. Lots of stomping and arm-waving and no grace at all. The kind of music this would fit would be very chaotic indeed. Objectively speaking, though, it does seem to be genuinely from her heart, you don't seem any hesitation or attempts to correct a motion. It also looks really silly. And tiring, to be honest. You imagine it would give you a headache.
>After about half a minute she stops to catch her breath, glowering at you.
>_
