>"Well, Satori took me out to show me some of the city, and some oni came out of nowhere and tried to kidnap me. Apparently it's just something they do to humans. I think the gist of it, in the end, is that they get you plastered, make you do their housework, and drag you to a party you're never allowed to leave. Of course, I wasn't really thinking this when you've got someone swinging a sword around and shooting waves of bullets with it. To be fair, she didn't actually fire any at ME, as far as I can tell. Satori tried to defend me, but I don't think she would have won on her own. It helps that she could read the oni's mind, but she just wasn't fast enough to keep up, anyway. So, I ended up baiting the oni away, and running through an alleyway, and a bar, complete with overturned tables and all, before I managed to drag her back to Satori, who got a shot in on her when she was distracted with me."
>"Funny thing is, after we won, the oni 'claimed' me, and told the rest of the oni on her turf that they're not allowed to touch me, so it's been pretty calm out there since."