Deliverator: 30 minutes or less! (Restart)

[Hello Purvis]

>Who the what now?
>"Hey!"
>Wave.
>"How's it going?"

[Rin Kagamine]

>Who the what now?
>"Hey!"
>Wave.
>"How's it going?"

> Your friend Yoshi of course!  Keine would always refer to the two of you as Toshi and Yoshi, the only time she would call you To-san.  Somehow, Toshi stuck, even with him
> You try to remember if anyone has called you Toshiro lately.  What is it with people?
> Still, you haven't seen Yoshi in like two days.  A fellow Deliverator, he convinced you to start delivering as well.  Naturally, he's also carrying a package.
> "Hey," as he approaches, "been running all over town as well?  Haven't seen you around.  You get stuck with the youkai runs today?"

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>

[Hello Purvis]

>"Yeah, they got me out of town today. Nearly got killed once. Maybe twice. You?"

[MysTeariousYukari]

> "Youkai runs, more like time of my life! Overall, I'm learning a lot of stuff you might never learn here, running all over the place, dodging death, meeting new people, having an overall pretty good time."

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Yeah, they got me out of town today. Nearly got killed once. Maybe twice. You?"

> "Damn, my sympathies man.  The youkai runs are such bitch work.  They don't seem to come up very often though, at least not for me.  Youkai are fucking weird though, right man?"

> "Youkai runs, more like time of my life! Overall, I'm learning a lot of stuff you might never learn here, running all over the place, dodging death, meeting new people, having an overall pretty good time."

> "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?  You're serious man?  Shit, I wouldn't even stick around and talk to them, I'd just, like, throw them their packages and get out.  I mean, they do some crazy shit, so I try to minimize my exposure out there.  And now you're telling me that you're having fun?  Shit, you're crazy man."
> "But hey, since you're crazy and all, think you can help me out?  I had human runs all day, key word had, but now I got this thing."
> He shakes the box.  Strangely, it doesn't make a sound.
> "Got this box going out to some youkai, Kazumi or something.  Since you're having a grand old time with them, think you can run this for me?  I'll buy you a drink or something later tonight as thanks."
> "Oh, where you heading anyway?"

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[Kasu]

> Take the package.
> Realize too late he meant Kazami.
> "Have a package to deliver to someone at the Myouren Temple.  That's more or less why I was passing back through the village."

[Rin Kagamine]

> Take the package.
> Realize too late he meant Kazami.
> "Have a package to deliver to someone at the Myouren Temple.  That's more or less why I was passing back through the village."

> Man, you just can't say no to Yoshi.
> You take the box, it's a little smaller than the eel box, but you're able to fit it in your bag with little difficulty.  It's a little heavy though.
> Possibly, but you've not heard that name before either!
> You check the box, which addressed to a "Yuka Kazami"
> ...oh
> "Thanks man, I owe you big time.  Oh, the temple?  Yeah, right before the fields, got a delivery for the priest?  Man she's nice, almost too nice, but she's hot!!  Got some tig ol' bitties man!"  He makes an exaggerated breast gesture, what a card.

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[Kasu]

> "Naw, its not for the priest.  Its for a 'Captain Murasa Minamitsu'."
> Start walking with Yoshi towards our destination.

[Rin Kagamine]

> "Naw, its not for the priest.  Its for a 'Captain Murasa Minamitsu'."
> Start walking with Yoshi towards our destination.

> "Oh her!  Yeah, not nearly as hot.  Also, a little too into the whole "Captain" thing."
> You ask Yoshi to show you to the ship.  "Uh, sure I guess.  You really ain't missing much by not going there before.  It's down here."
> Yoshi starts down the road.  "Y'know, weird as they may be, some of the youkai can be pretty attractive.  Tits tend to be bigger on them than on human girls.  I wonder why that is?"
> About par for the course for a Yoshi conversation.

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[Hello Purvis]

>"You know, it may not be too smart to be talking about that in public. A few youkai come here, and some of them have pretty good hearing. And might not be all that flattered, you know?"

[Rin Kagamine]

>"You know, it may not be too smart to be talking about that in public. A few youkai come here, and some of them have pretty good hearing. And might not be all that flattered, you know?"

> "Maybe, but they can't really do anything here.  Still, wouldn't they want to be complimented?  I don't really know how they think though, do they prefer tact?"

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[Hello Purvis]

>"Dunno if it counts as a compliment, though. And yeah, everyone prefers tact, man. Best thing I can tell you is to just be polite, and treat them like people. Different outlooks aside, that's pretty much something we all have in common. I mean, some of them have some kind of weird outlooks, but I've not met anyone so weird you can't just talk and get along, you know? They're not that different. Just don't be a fool."

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Dunno if it counts as a compliment, though. And yeah, everyone prefers tact, man. Best thing I can tell you is to just be polite, and treat them like people. Different outlooks aside, that's pretty much something we all have in common. I mean, some of them have some kind of weird outlooks, but I've not met anyone so weird you can't just talk and get along, you know? They're not that different. Just don't be a fool."

> "Mmm, maybe.  I mean, you're still alive right now, and I assume you're speaking from experience, but you talk to the Hakurei miko and she paints it like youkai and just waiting around to fuck with you when you don't expect it."
> "So, you almost got killed today, what happened man?  Does this tie into not being a fool?  What'd you do, try and suck face with one?"
> He slaps your back and laughs.

>_

[Kasu]

> "No it was more of a 'you're arguing with my sister so you must be trying to hurt her' kind of thing..."
> Shudder.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Yeah, if you see a green-haired girl with a fancy black hat and a blue eye thing, watch out for her. She's crazy. And apparently some kind of mind reader."

[Rin Kagamine]

> "No it was more of a 'you're arguing with my sister so you must be trying to hurt her' kind of thing..."
> Shudder.

> "Yeah, to me?  That sounds crazy."
> You shudder.  "Cra-a-a-a-a-azy"
> You finally reach the outskirts over the village where a grassy meadow greets you.  To the Southeast you can make out the Bamboo Forest, while you know that the farm area should be nearly everywhere else South of the village.
> "Think it's over here."  Yoshi gestures towards the Southwest.

>"Yeah, if you see a green-haired girl with a fancy black hat and a blue eye thing, watch out for her. She's crazy. And apparently some kind of mind reader."

> "I can't even imagine what she wears, but from that description it's probably hideous.  Where'd you run into her, around here?"

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[Hello Purvis]

>"Naw, she was Underground. Speaking of that, watch out for the oni. They're pretty nice, but they love to party, any time and any where. They'll make you offers you can't refuse, and they're way better at it than we are. Next thing you know, you're stupid drunk and they're doing who knows what silly shit to you. "
>Follow them directions.

[MysTeariousYukari]

> "No, the Underground City, Palace of Earth Spirits to be exact. I think her name was Koishi. Apperently she is just impulsive and fun loving."
> "The Oni their are honest like mad, and love drink, party and fun. Crazy bunch, but definately fun. I speak from experiance yet again."
> How much do we know about Yuka Kazami?

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Naw, she was Underground. Speaking of that, watch out for the oni. They're pretty nice, but they love to party, any time and any where. They'll make you offers you can't refuse, and they're way better at it than we are. Next thing you know, you're stupid drunk and they're doing who knows what silly shit to you. "
>Follow them directions.

> "I've heard that they're, what's the word I'm looking for, oh right, CRAZY!  I haven't been down there yet, but I plan on running as fast as I can through there should I ever end up down there."
> You follow Yoshi through the fields.  Off in the distance you start to make out...a ship?  It definitely seems to have a bow and a mast, it's also nowhere near any kind of water.

> "No, the Underground City, Palace of Earth Spirits to be exact. I think her name was Koishi. Apperently she is just impulsive and fun loving."
> "The Oni their are honest like mad, and love drink, party and fun. Crazy bunch, but definately fun. I speak from experiance yet again."
> How much do we know about Yuka Kazami?

> "Definitely sounds impulsive, only sounds fun if you're crazy."
> "Yeah, and that experience sounds, again, crazy!  Look man, I hate to sound like a broken record but those stories aren't doing much to change my mind.  Who else have you met that's not crazy?"
> Not much, only that some people have said that it would be best to avoid her.  Still, maybe she's not that bad?

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[Hello Purvis]

>"Naw, it's just the warnings, first. There's some weird youkai, but there's some weird humans too, so it all balances out in the end. The girl who runs the food stand in the forest is pretty normal. So is the librarian at the mansion. And the gate guard, I bet you'd like the gate guard. The kappa seemed a lot like how we are. The tengu...well, maybe. But even the weird ones? They're alright."
>"That boat it? And who's this package from?"

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Naw, it's just the warnings, first. There's some weird youkai, but there's some weird humans too, so it all balances out in the end. The girl who runs the food stand in the forest is pretty normal. So is the librarian at the mansion. And the gate guard, I bet you'd like the gate guard. The kappa seemed a lot like how we are. The tengu...well, maybe. But even the weird ones? They're alright."
>"That boat it? And who's this package from?"

> "Mm, you have a point there.  Hell, maybe youkai just seem weird to us because they do everything differently.  I bet we seem crazy to them huh!?"
> He nudges his elbow into your ribs, a little too hard.
> "All I know about that stand is that it serves eel and not chicken, apparently she'll freak out if you ask for chicken.  And the mansion?  You mean the vampire mansion?  Is the librarian a vampire too?  What about the guard?  I hope she isn't, and more importantly I hope you meant: "Hey Yoshi I found this youkai chick and she's not weird at all and she's totally hot and you'll love her!"  You should introduce me man!"
> "Kappa and tengu, at the big mountain?  I've seen the kappa, they seem kinda normal.  It's weird.  I have no experience with the tengu though, but I've heard they're all supreme assholes."
> Yoshi looks towards the boat, "Yep, that's it.  It kinda just fell out of the sky a while and it's been there ever since.  Can't believe you haven't been out here yet though man."
> "The box?  From the flower shop.  I think it's dirt.  Like, just dirt.  Not sure man."
> He nudges you again, softer this time.  "So, you found me a youkai, but did you take some time and find a youkai for yourself as well?  C'mon, spill man!"

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[Hello Purvis]

>"Yoshi, I am not about to jinx myself. And...maybe I'll introduce you to the gate guard sometime. But you are gonna have to be a class act the whole time, until she gets used to you. Know what I mean? Because I'm pretty sure she'd break your face if you got her mad. Like, in two."

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Yoshi, I am not about to jinx myself. And...maybe I'll introduce you to the gate guard sometime. But you are gonna have to be a class act the whole time, until she gets used to you. Know what I mean? Because I'm pretty sure she'd break your face if you got her mad. Like, in two."

> He stops dead.  "Wait, I was just fucking with you man, but you actually found yourself a youkai?  Damn dude, it's been one day!  And then you're not going to tell me?  That's fucking cold man."
> He mulls his words and sighs.  "Fine, you can keep your youkai friend a secret so long as you actually introduce me to this guard, deal?"

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[Kasu]

> "Sounds good."
> Brofist to seal the deal.

[Rin Kagamine]

> "Sounds good."
> Brofist to seal the deal.

> The proper way to seal a deal.
> "I'm gonna hold you to that, else we'll find out what your mother thinks about you dating youkai."
> You shudder at the thought.

>_

[Kasu]

> "Luckily for you I'll probably be heading out that way again later today."
> Are we almost to the Temple?

[Rin Kagamine]

> "Luckily for you I'll probably be heading out that way again later today."
> Are we almost to the Temple?

> "Like I said, holding you to it man."
> You've stopped for a bit, but now you start walking towards it again.  There appears to be a large entranceway cut into the hull.  You've got a little bit to go before you arrive.

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>"I got to make another run out that way anyways, so I'll try to pick you up. But I'm telling you, man. You'll get like one chance. And if you make a fool of yourself, there's not much I'll be able to do if she decides to beat you in the head a bit."

[Rin Kagamine]

>"I got to make another run out that way anyways, so I'll try to pick you up. But I'm telling you, man. You'll get like one chance. And if you make a fool of yourself, there's not much I'll be able to do if she decides to beat you in the head a bit."

> "Hey, you can't give up without trying at least once.  We'll see what happens."
> You draw closer to the ship.  Over the entranceway is a small awning, while a small garden seems to circle the ship.  As you approach, a woman with striped hair and a strange outfit exits the ship to greet you.
> "Welcome."

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[Hello Purvis]

>Oh wow that's some neato hair.
>"Hello there! Is Miss Murasa around? I have a package for her."