Author Topic: Deliverator: 30 minutes or less! (Restart) (Read 116020 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #600 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:35:05 PM »

>"That's snow way to treat a newcomer, you know."
>Now depart.

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #601 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:42:05 PM »

It's horrible still, but oh well.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #602 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:45:32 PM »

Quote from: Psycho Doll.S on August 20, 2010, 07:17:12 PM

> Lets just leave them and their bad puns be.
> Off to Reimu's.

> You don't think there's any getting through to her, so you take your leave of them.
> Oh wait, you thought of something!

Quote from: Zombie Purvis on August 20, 2010, 07:35:05 PM

>"That's snow way to treat a newcomer, you know."
>Now depart.

> You fire off a quip of her caliber and head off. You hear calls from behind you of "Weak" and "What was that?"
> You make your way past the lake without further incident. There are two paths leading away from the lake: one you took earlier that will lead back through the fields near the Underground, while the other path will take you through the Forest of Magic.

>_

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #603 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:54:14 PM »

>Let's hit up that forest. Maybe Marisa is home.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #604 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Zombie Purvis on August 20, 2010, 07:54:14 PM

>Let's hit up that forest. Maybe Marisa is home.

> Through the forest it is!
> You follow the narrow trail as it twists through the trees, it's a rather nice place to be considering how hot the middle of the day is. Nice as that tea was, you could sure use something real to eat.
> Lost in thought, you hardly notice when the path dumps you onto the main trail you had followed earlier that do. How convenient. You continue down this trail, coming across the same circular adobe house from earli-
> Your vision goes blue. "SURPRISE!"

>_

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #605 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:54:18 PM »

>"Gyah!"
>Jump back!
>Get this blue stuff from our faceparts!

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #606 on:** August 21, 2010, 02:22:02 AM »

> Fire some danmaku at it.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #607 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:40:15 PM »

Quote from: Zombie Purvis on August 20, 2010, 08:54:18 PM

>"Gyah!"
>Jump back!
>Get this blue stuff from our faceparts!

> You cry out in a manner that is very unfitting of a man.
> You jump back in an attempt to dislodge the foreign material. You also decide to add in flailing your arms to clear your face.
> However, your flailing reveals that the blue material seems to comprise clothing. When a girl collapses on top of you with a "Waghg!" you determine that it was likely a dress.

Quote from: Psycho Doll.S on August 21, 2010, 02:22:02 AM

> Fire some danmaku at it.

> It's a little hard to focus after having someone fall on top of you. Plus, she's a little closer than you'd like.
> Your head feels wet.

>_

Kasu · « **Reply #608 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:43:23 PM »

> Lay still. Flailing won't help us.
> "Uh... Can you get off please?"

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #609 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:44:51 PM »

> Have a look at our assailant.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #610 on:** August 21, 2010, 05:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi on August 21, 2010, 04:43:23 PM

> Lay still. Flailing won't help us.
> "Uh... Can you get off please?"

> It's hard to flail with someone on your arms. Regardless, you stop trying.
> "Owie ow ow," she groans.

Quote from: Psycho Doll.S on August 21, 2010, 04:44:51 PM

> Have a look at our assailant.

> You crane your neck up for a better view. Her hair, skirt and vest are all shades of blue while her sleeves are white. She continues her groaning.
> Is that...drool? On your head?

>_

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #611 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:01:12 PM »

> Ewww, get her off us.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #612 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:06:10 PM »

Quote from: Psycho Doll.S on August 21, 2010, 06:01:12 PM

> Ewww, get her off us.

> Considering her head's stuck in your stomach, you doubt it's her.
> She slowly picks herself up. "...whaaaa?"
> Now something's flapping about your head.

>_

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #613 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:07:50 PM »

> Look at the source of the flapping.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #614 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:40:35 PM »

Quote from: Doll Maiden.S on August 21, 2010, 06:07:50 PM

> Look at the source of the flapping.

> The girl finally pulls herself off you.
> "Uwa, you aren't supposed to pull me down too."
> You utilize your newly-acquired freedom and roll over onto your stomach. In doing so you come face to, erm, "face" with what appears to be a puple umbrella. With one eye and a giant tongue. It seems to be the source of the drooling.

>_

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #615 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:46:56 PM »

>Grimace.
>Quickly extricate self from the umbrella.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #616 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Zombie Purvis on August 21, 2010, 06:46:56 PM

>Grimace.
>Quickly extricate self from the umbrella.

> You scamper away from the umbrella, just as the girl reaches over for it.
> "Why'd you knock me down too?" she asks.

>_

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #617 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:55:39 PM »

> "I didn't mean to, it's just you surprised me"

> Rub our head.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #618 on:** August 21, 2010, 07:05:58 PM »

>"What'd you do, anyways? I didn't see."

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #619 on:** August 21, 2010, 07:18:54 PM »

Quote from: Doll Maiden.S on August 21, 2010, 06:55:39 PM

> "I didn't mean to, it's just you surprised me"
> Rub our head.

> "What?!"
> She scampers to her feet and hoists the umbrella above her head, closes one eye and sticks out her tongue, creating an oddly reminiscent image of the umbrella, down to both of their eyes being red.
> "I did scare you, didn't I?"
> You rub your head. The front of your hat feels a little slimy, but not as bad as your face. Ick.

Quote from: Zombie Purvis on August 21, 2010, 07:05:58 PM

>"What'd you do, anyways? I didn't see."

> "Why, I dropped down and scared you of course!"

>_

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #620 on:** August 21, 2010, 07:23:05 PM »

> Rub the slime off.

> "Yeah, you did scare me for a bit"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #621 on:** August 21, 2010, 07:51:07 PM »

>"I...see... Well, you get to tell me how to get to Marisa's house now."

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #622 on:** August 21, 2010, 07:52:26 PM »

Quote from: Doll Maiden.S on August 21, 2010, 07:23:05 PM

> Rub the slime off.
> "Yeah, you did scare me for a bit"

> You rub the slimy drool from your face and flick it to the ground as best you can. Why would an umbrella drool? What's the point?
> "Well of course I did! No one's better at it than me."
> She closes both eyes and grins grins, clearly proud of herself.
> That umbrella is so creepy! Where does that tongue even come from?

>_

communist unity (comm-unity) · « **Reply #623 on:** August 21, 2010, 08:19:25 PM »

> "Why does your umbrella have a TONGUE?!"
> "...How does it have a tongue? What's your name, anyways? And what are you doing out here?"

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #624 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:15:55 PM »

Quote from: headcrabs on August 21, 2010, 08:19:25 PM

> "Why does your umbrella have a TONGUE?!"
> "...How does it have a tongue? What's your name, anyways? And what are you doing out here?"

> She opens her eyes. Huh, that's funny, one eye is blue and the other's red.
> "Huh? Well, why wouldn't he have a tongue? You have a tongue and I have a tongue, so it only makes sense that he does too."
> She closes her blue eye again. "I'm Kogasa, and I scare people, just like I scared you; normally they don't pull me down though."
> Don't youkai have better things to do?

>_

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #625 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:21:19 PM »

>"What'd you do, anyways."
>Grab some leaves from nearby trees to assist with face wiping.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #626 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:39:51 PM »

Quote from: Zombie Purvis on August 21, 2010, 09:21:19 PM

>"What'd you do, anyways."
>Grab some leaves from nearby trees to assist with face wiping.

> "Well, I dropped down from the sky. Bet you weren't expecting that huh!? The best appearance is one that isn't expected!"
> You gather a few leaves and clean your face off. Finally it's all gone.
> Even if an umbrella needed a tongue, why make it drool?
> Kogasa sticks her tongue out again.

>_

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #627 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:44:24 PM »

>"Yeah, you got me pretty good..."
>Try not to star-who are we kidding, gawk at that umbreller.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #628 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:09:33 PM »

Quote from: Zombie Purvis on August 21, 2010, 09:44:24 PM

>"Yeah, you got me pretty good..."
>Try not to star-who are we kidding, gawk at that umbreller.

> "Hehe, there's none better!"
> You attempt to ignore it, but it's just so grotesque! The tongue seems longer than the pole, with what appears to be a small geta on the end of the pole. The top of the umbrella is black, making the entire thing seem like an awful eggplant.
> "Where you heading anyway?"

>_

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #629 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:21:51 PM »

>"I was looking to get to Marisa's place, then the netherworld."