Nobody Cares How Bad You Are at Touhou! (Accomplishments IX)

[ふねん1]

SA Extra 1DNB run.

Not bad considering I haven't fought Koishi in a while. The death was on Rorschach, and the worst part was, I could have survived that. Oh well.

[The Greatest Dog]

Mountain of Faith Extra 90FPS Clear!

I had a lot of stupid mistakes, but what can you do at that speed?

Also, MarisaC is the best shot type.

Edit: holy shit I went back to normal speed and almost no-horizontal captured Mishaguji-sama with Reimu B.

[scherzo]

2DNB VoWG timeout, first death at 45s left due to nerves. This replay contains some brilliant dodges that I can't really hope to replicate, but regardless this card is looking less impossible than I first thought.

[ふねん1]

PCB Stage 3 Lunatic 2DNB run.

Died once on the stage because lolMarisaA, and once on boss-Alice's first card. I was surprised I got that close on Alice, as it's been a while since I fought her.

2DNB VoWG timeout, first death at 45s left due to nerves. This replay contains some brilliant dodges that I can't really hope to replicate, but regardless this card is looking less impossible than I first thought

It always feels like that when you get that good of a run. But the gap from where you are to the perfect time-out is perhaps a lot bigger than it seems. Considering how the amulet walls are randomly oriented, you can receive various combinations of "patterns" during any given run, and being able to account for pretty much all of them (which you'll become more familiar with through practice) ahead of time can get you closer than hoping the RNG works in your favor. Nonetheless, don't give up! The satisfaction of a perfect VoWG time-out is well worth the effort.

[Jaimers]

Subterranean Rose final phase timeout.

Yes, just final phase.  :derp:

[WHMZakeri]

I'm make tangible progress on clearing Great Fairy Wars on Normal B-1. When I get home tonight, I'll practice it on hard a little, then go for the gold.

[Zengeku]

Perfect Satori + near-flawless Stage portion

A run of Stage 4 in Subterranean Animism in which i defeat the boss Satori Komeiji without dying or using bombs. It is something that i have aimed to achieve for quite some time now but failed quite frequently due to fuck-ups on her non-recollection spellcard or her 1st recollection spellcard.

Satori is an ingenious boss fight imo. She has three unique spellcards for every one of the six different shot types you can use.

This one is done with ReimuA - the most popular of the shot types.

I uploaded the stage portion as well. It went pretty well. Just a shame about that one death but it was on something trivial so i don't really care about it too much. Its the same deal as with my perfect run of Murasa.

EDIT: Now with annotations that provides advice and slightly perverted humor.
 

[Jaimers]

Banshiryuu C74 lunatic 1cc! Was not that bad after C67.

After having played both versions, I must say that I greatly prefer C67 though.

[Zengeku]

Well whaddaya know? I made it to Stage 6 in an SA Lunatic no-bombs 1cc attempt. That includes captures of Catwalk, Ghost Wheels and a Perfect Satori fight.

Unfortunately it also included two deaths on Yuugi and one on Parsee. Why did those mistakes have to be there? I could've nailed that No-bombs 1cc in one attempt! 

Posting it here because getting that far is still pretty nice. The run ended on Okuu's second non-spell. Very shittily too. The attack was cleared. Death by bullet as attack gets captured.

[GenericTouhouFailure]

I cleared the first scene of shoot the bullet after 30 minutes. (includes stupid deaths all over and wine freezing and crashing all over as well)  :V
I just got the game (aren't I a terrible touhou fan?)  :ohdear:
This will take a while... (since I suck at STB's controls)  :ohdear: :ohdear:
Currently stuck on cirno's minus K  :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:

[Zengeku]

I just got the game (aren't I a terrible touhou fan?)  :ohdear:
Currently stuck on cirno's minus K  :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:

Not if you ordered a physical copy of the game.
Oh and about that Minus K. Don't circle around Cirno. Stay close to her and stream. That's much easier.

[GenericTouhouFailure]

Not if you ordered a physical copy of the game.
Oh and about that Minus K. Don't circle around Cirno. Stay close to her and stream. That's much easier.

Just cleared that. (After getting rammed 500 times)
Now to fail on alice all the way. Holyshit aya's unfocused speed causes so much stupid deaths and so much lucky saves :V
(need some sleep before attempting that.)
So far 2-6 (i think) took me 34 shots to clear.
_{maybe i should wriggle my way to getting Double Spoier...}

Edit: Video of my failing at touhou is up

[Zengeku]

Just cleared that. (After getting rammed 500 times)

You do realize you could just have done this right?

[GenericTouhouFailure]

Yeah, I cleared it before I saw your post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuLp7JI1SP0
^ thats all the scenes from level 2 cleared (I'm getting better :V) but stage 3 is an a$$ so don't expect me clearing it in a while (without abusing camera Zoom to Hell)

[Zengeku]

Yeah, I cleared it before I saw your post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuLp7JI1SP0
^ thats all the scenes from level 2 cleared (I'm getting better :V) but stage 3 is an a$$ so don't expect me clearing it in a while (without abusing camera Zoom to Hell)

Haven't seen your video yet. Will probably do that tomorrow and throw a comment for you.
But really, looking at your sig you have captured Peerless Wind God Lunatic and VoWG Hard as well as a 1cc of UFO Normal. I really don't understand how you can have that much trouble with Level 3.

But that doesn't matter as long as you're having fun.

[GenericTouhouFailure]

But really, looking at your sig you have captured Peerless Wind God Lunatic and VoWG Hard as well as a 1cc of UFO Normal. I really don't understand how you can have that much trouble with Level 3.

There's something called insane luck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0uhcGV_9ys
I still have no idea how i pulled that peerless wind god capture though :3
Maybe my computer was a little laggy or something because normally i don't remember my reaction time being *that* fast.

I'm not used to the controls of STB and i don't like abusing camera zoom. so I end up running into the boss when it coughs bullets at me.
And Level 3 is going smoothly (just that wine/crossover keeps freezing and stalling my computer making me force restart over 9000 times)

Fake edit: wait shit, it says 60fps on that replay.
Maybe I'm really deproving. Need my daily dose of VoWG on hard and above :V (But exams come first D:)

[MTSranger]

But really, looking at your sig you have captured Peerless Wind God Lunatic and VoWG Hard as well as a 1cc of UFO Normal. I really don't understand how you can have that much trouble with Level 3.

Well, StB controls do take a while to get used to. I didn't clear level 3 until like a months ago.

[チソウ タイゼン]

Explosion Sign Petit Flare capture

Oddly the game is easier when it's not lagging

[nintendonut888]

Explosion Sign Petit Flare capture

Oddly the game is easier when it's not lagging

Lag causes your inputs to be delayed, making the game harder than it would be otherwise. Trust me, I remember full well what the game is like lagging. -_-

[チソウ タイゼン]

Lag causes your inputs to be delayed, making the game harder than it would be otherwise. Trust me, I remember full well what the game is like lagging. -_-

It's funny though because my computer runs SA at 30fps while the school's computers do full speed no lag EVER
Negative side: When it isn't lagging, how fast you move even while unfocused bugs the hell out of me

[ark]

Finally cleared DS scenes 12-7 and EX-5, so I have now cleared every scene in DS.

12-7 took 884 shots.

[Zengeku]

Zengeku oddity:
My capture rate of Peerless Wind God is 12/70 while my capture rate for LFO is still 7/80.
Those two can indeed be compared. The actually dangerous part of them is about the same length.

Conclusion? LFO is harder than PWG.  :V

Lag causes your inputs to be delayed, making the game harder than it would be otherwise. Trust me, I remember full well what the game is like lagging. -_-

Yeah. Unzan is really good at that.

There's something called insane luck

Which that very obviously was. The RNG did go somewhat easy on you but i'm almost 100% certain that those movements were very random and unconsciously done.

Its a really difficult card though so its an accomplishment that you captured it.

[Sungho]

Cleared th10 Mountain of Faith Normal with ReimuB with no deaths and a huge amount of bombs.
Cleared th11 Subterranean Animism Normal with ReimuC with no deaths and a huge amount of bombs.
Hard mode is still hard, but beating Normal with no deaths should be something, even if I used a lot of bombs.

The th10 English Patch seems to have translation errors in the 'Player Data'.
Just the shot types, I think.

[The Greatest Dog]

1cc'd GFW B1 Normal!

what, I haven't even unlocked extra for this game yet.

People complain about the GRT in B1, but the third card easily makes up for that bs.

[Naut]

First MoF lunatic 1cc.

First SA lunatic 1cc.

One bomb Kanako fight. SA done immediately after MoF. That makes three games 1cc'd on lunatic. BV

[LHCling]

First MoF lunatic 1cc.

First SA lunatic 1cc.

That's a terrible score  >:|

My capture rate of Peerless Wind God is 12/70 while my capture rate for LFO is still 7/80.
Those two can indeed be compared. The actually dangerous part of them is about the same length.

Conclusion? LFO is harder than PWG.  :V

My capture rate for "PWG" is 7/59 while my capture rate for "KKS" is 21/40. These two Spell Cards can be compared because of the "randomness" of each Spell Card. Therefore it is possible to conclude that the former is approximately 4.5 times more difficult than the latter  :V

[ふねん1]

First MoF lunatic 1cc.

First SA lunatic 1cc.

One bomb Kanako fight. SA done immediately after MoF. That makes three games 1cc'd on lunatic. BV

Wait, what? First 1ccs? There's no way someone like you wouldn't have gotten to these earlier. Is there?

Anyway, congrats.

[Naut]

Wait, what? First 1ccs? There's no way someone like you wouldn't have gotten to these earlier. Is there?

Hey man, I had 1cc'd normal SA and MoF a while ago BV

[scherzo]

1DNB VoWG timeout, stupid death at 26s. Getting warm here... if only I could calm down.

[Zengeku]

My capture rate for "PWG" is 7/59 while my capture rate for "KKS" is 21/40. These two Spell Cards can be compared because of the "randomness" of each Spell Card. Therefore it is possible to conclude that the former is approximately 4.5 times more difficult than the latter  :V

Well, mine for KKS is 2/30. So PWG is quite a lot easier for me. PWG doesn't cheat as much either.
And let's just say this immediately: KKS belongs to Ichirin which means that i hate it no matter what.

First MoF lunatic 1cc.

First SA lunatic 1cc.

You don't need congrats for that (I mean, if you can do UFO you can do anything). Those games are way below your level. How about PCB, IN and EoSD: Ever play those?

Just go for those 1cc's. They should be lol trivial considering how well you play UFO.

EDIT:

Oh and how about this? Timed out Apollo 13 again. This time i only spent 30 attempts on it compared to the 140 i spent last time.