Author Topic: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest (Read 97803 times)

capt. h · « **Reply #810 on:** March 16, 2011, 06:00:57 PM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on March 16, 2011, 05:06:25 PM

>Yasora: Go 5-on-1, win anyway.
>Yasora: Snipe the gap hag.

>Ran: Steal all the cucumbers. All of them.
>Yukari: Tweak the graze counter for shits and giggles.
>Yukari: Inform Orin that the zombie fairies are now Chen's new shikigami army. Powerup!

>Satori: Consider whether fungi make good pets.
>Cirno: Show up after the fight is over. Claim victory over impossible odds.

Quote from: Purvissimo on March 10, 2011, 06:58:52 AM

>Okuu: Now it is time to shine. Defeat the spellcard barrier!
>Okuu: Employ Slam Poetry Sign: Raven's Delight

>Nitori: There are not enough giant fighting robots. Rectify this problem.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #811 on:** March 17, 2011, 07:02:14 AM »

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> Yukkuri: Fondly regard shenanigans.

AUGH!

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> EVERYONE BACK OFF.

Oh, right, this SPELL CARD is supposed to be sucking you in.

So who will the second lucky PLAYER CHARACTER be?

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> Orin!

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> Muffin: Panic.

Due to a decrease in CONFIDENCE owing to the inability to use HAXCHEATS, you crash straight into a BULLET. ORIN's HEALTH is now NOT COOL AT ALL, and this adds a second to the chargeup time due to the loss of VIGOR.

Quote from: Edible on March 16, 2011, 05:49:30 PM

>E-Mouse's Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V: Break.

To be honest, I keep feeling tempted to just lock this thread, because of Purvis and E-Mouse just spamming the same bullshit over and over again, to say nothing of Capt. H simply QUOTING said bullshit, and I can just get commands from my own site. Yeah, I know this situation wasn't exactly my best idea, but absolute nonsense isn't helping either, and I can only give approximately as good as I get, and a random image of a yukkuri was the most useful result of any command given to me for this update. I don't know if anyone actually follows the forum-links, but you may have noticed that, on the MSPA forums, I got precisely one post in response to my last update. Because it was actually related to the subject at hand, and helped me decide which character to bring up next, it was more useful than any of the posts this thread.

You think that I should somehow drop all standards and use your commands anyway, even if it's just a "you can't do that, stupid!" reaction? Can't. In spite of the standard set by the Z-Machine adventures, I do not have the time or energy to create an image in response to every single command. Nor is this an invitation to keep repeating yourself on the basis that, just because I completely ignored your commands last time, JUST MAYBE I'll use it THIS time (c.f. "insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again and getting a different response"). Again: I can only work with what I'm given, and "> Character who has been explicitly stated to be unplayable: Do a something unrelated to what's going on" hardly qualifies as giving me something. What, you're confused about what constitutes something "useful"? Maybe you should start paying attention to the ones I have accepted, and start taking notes.

tl;dr enough with the repetitive shitposting. The MSPA forum is better than this even when it gives me one post.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #812 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:05:12 AM »

Welcome to how text adventures sometimes work. Sometimes you don't get a lot of replies. That's just how it goes; especially in parts that aren't all that interactive; there's not actually been a whole lot to really do in this scene. Forgive me if I try to suggest something I personally find interesting or fun.

The reason commands get repeated? Probably because a number of people would like to see those commands happen. You can continue to ignore them if you like, it's not like we're going to call you nasty names now when we've not complained in the past. Also, there is the aspect of timing; that is just because a command wouldn't know now doesn't mean it won't ever work, as such repeating is necessary on our end when seemingly better timing happens.

In short: Ignore what you don't like, it's served you well so far. If you don't get much else, that's just how it goes sometimes.

N-Forza · « **Reply #813 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:24:23 AM »

Marisa: Place Cirno in the basket

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #814 on:** March 18, 2011, 04:39:45 AM »

Point taken ...

Quote from: N-Forza on March 17, 2011, 08:24:23 AM

Marisa: Place Cirno in the basket

... because I'm just now giggling insanely.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #815 on:** March 18, 2011, 05:20:27 AM »

>Orin: Send in some faeries to administer tickle torture.

Yukarin · « **Reply #816 on:** March 18, 2011, 05:32:59 AM »

hey, I am actually having fun reading this. I need to catch up before I can issue commands.

Smok, destroyer of thoughts · « **Reply #817 on:** March 18, 2011, 06:58:41 AM »

Oi, Muffin, it's fun how it is. Ignore what you don't like and go on with the show

Edible · « **Reply #818 on:** March 18, 2011, 01:33:35 PM »

>Utsuho: Unyuu incessantly.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #819 on:** March 19, 2011, 08:05:24 AM »

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> Orin: Turn into a cat. It's easier to dodge that way.

Using the POWER you hold as a CAT, you transform into ... a CAT! Your HITBOX is only slightly smaller in this form, but every little bit helps.

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> Orin: Say "DAMMIT YUKARI!"

(Note: no appropriate TEXT COLOR has been established for TRANSLATION FROM CAT.)

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> Just god damn dodge.

Oh. Right.

Your VIGOR soon reaches its maximum level!

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> Marisa: Place Cirno in the basket.

You don't have the slightest idea why you came up with that idea! She's way too big, and you're pretty sure doing that kind of thing is against the SPELL CARD RULES.

Wait, you've already done that!

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< Back

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> [S] Plot: Advance.

[AUDIO]

You fast-forward through this increasingly lengthy and convoluted fight sequence, firing off your LAST WORDS and skipping over the BORING SHIT, but you also lose most of your LIVES in the process.

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> ==>

To summarize: you are now KIRISAME MARISA. It is the final phase of YASORA's last SPELL CARD, the MINIATURE SUN is sucking you in, you're down to your last LIFE, and your VIGOR is almost but not quite high enough to use your LAST WORD.

Your plan for tonight is to KICK ASS and TAKE NAMES, and you already know the names of everyone involved. You're going to need to do one whack of DAMAGE, considering YASORA's defense seems to go up with each phase, but you've never been too worried about that.

We are doing it, man. We are making this happen.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #820 on:** March 19, 2011, 08:17:08 AM »

>Marisa: Show her a proper star.

Smok, destroyer of thoughts · « **Reply #821 on:** March 19, 2011, 09:16:06 AM »

Pro Satori and Masha there.
>Satori: wish for popcorn

Kasu · « **Reply #822 on:** March 19, 2011, 02:02:17 PM »

> Marisa: Graze ze bullets!

capt. h · « **Reply #823 on:** March 19, 2011, 04:37:32 PM »

> Marisa: Use double spark. (Spell card # 92 and 93)

Either that or

> Marisa: Shoot the Moon. (spell card 96 and 97)

EDIT: You put a surprising amount of detail into that Masha + Satori picture, all things considered. But no. No I am not suggesting anything about the retrieval of anything, not matter how much the picture begs for it.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #824 on:** March 19, 2011, 08:51:17 PM »

That'd be the work of Shintear, who is an awesome guy.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #825 on:** March 19, 2011, 11:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on March 19, 2011, 08:17:08 AM

>Marisa: Show her a proper star.

Damnit, Purvis.

Also hells that is a cute little Masha.

>Satori: Hug the mushroom.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #826 on:** March 20, 2011, 02:42:22 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on March 19, 2011, 11:55:07 PM

Also hells that is a cute little Masha.

It is!
>Marisa: Use Masha as fuel in some context that doesn't involve anything bad happening to her.

theshirn · « **Reply #827 on:** March 20, 2011, 06:29:08 AM »

> Masha: Zoom in.

capt. h · « **Reply #828 on:** March 21, 2011, 05:24:38 PM »

You know, this is all kinda Yukari's fault, since she's the one that got killed Yasora in the first place, then ran away the minute Yasora started possessing Utsuho. Not to mention the whole plot is about revenge against Yukari specifically.

My next command assumes that we're near the conclusion, as I doubt you'll have a chance to use it until Marisa is done.

> Karma: Blindside Yukari.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #829 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:12:11 PM »

Quote from: capt. h on March 21, 2011, 05:24:38 PM

> Karma: Blindside Yukari.

>Marisa: Start shooting. It doesn't look like you're getting that boost anytime soon.
>Marisa: Tank dem hits.

>Muffin: Game over.
>Muffin: Puase. See if the life pointers stay frozen while puased - setting it back up to nine should be enough!

>Yasora: Steal a page from Yuyuko's book! Have a post-death spellcard.
>Cirno: Show up after the fight is over. Claim victory over impossible odds.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #830 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:14:34 PM »

>Yukari: Give Marisa's power up to Masha, claim it is due to your accent.
>Masha: Receive enhancement, become the cutest kaiju.

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #831 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:31:41 AM »

I have nothing left better to do:

>Cirno: Saikyo.
>Masha: Go trippy.
>Muffin: Get rulebooks and gameguides.

Edible · « **Reply #832 on:** March 23, 2011, 06:31:34 PM »

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http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy261/MuffinCSA01Marisa1/csa01marisa0578-03.gif

Muffin: Wallpaper.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #833 on:** March 24, 2011, 07:15:18 AM »

Quote from: Edible on March 23, 2011, 06:31:34 PM

Muffin: Wallpaper.

I'll ask Shintear, but that's the size he gave it to me in.

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> Marisa: Be the star of the show.

You are, as has been previously established, THE STAR. It's you.

You are less than a tenth of a second away from hitting your max VIGOR.

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Uh-oh.

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> [S] Marisa: Hax Sign 「Sepiechritude」

[AUDIO]

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> Satori: Hug the mushroom.

Now that's what you call incredibly silly.

FINAL BOSS DEFEATED

COMMENCING ENDING

Marokuu · « **Reply #834 on:** March 24, 2011, 07:34:49 AM »

Words... I can not find them in my head.

I guess Yasora...

*sunglasses*

bit off more than she could chew.

I'm terrible -_-

Shadoweh · « **Reply #835 on:** March 24, 2011, 07:41:08 AM »

My favorite part of this is how completely unimpressed the other characters are.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #836 on:** March 24, 2011, 09:12:22 AM »

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And all was right with the world. Damnit muffin.

>Cirno: Molest.

Kyo Tanaka · « **Reply #837 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:48:30 AM »

>Team: Victory Dance.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #838 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:52:30 AM »

>Marisa: Be consumed by the righteous fires of a nice pie.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #839 on:** March 24, 2011, 11:21:07 AM »

>Satori and Masha: Enjoy a gentle drizzle of piesplosion bits.