Author Topic: Dr. Komeiji is in. (Read 28845 times)

Solais · « **Reply #270 on:** June 08, 2010, 05:44:59 PM »

If you wear glasses you're not smart, but you has a bad eyesight, ShamDoc.

Nat Tea · « **Reply #271 on:** June 08, 2010, 05:45:25 PM »

What's your favorite food?

Esoterica · « **Reply #272 on:** June 08, 2010, 05:54:07 PM »

Doctor, that is a very nice chair you have. May I have it?

Tapsa · « **Reply #273 on:** June 08, 2010, 05:56:15 PM »

jesus christ what kind of a monstrosity did I just draw help me doctor

Iryan · « **Reply #274 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:01:33 PM »

What if I steal glasses and use them?

What if I put them on or take them off mid-sentence?

What if I wear glasses on other places than my face?

What if I wear several pairs of glasses on top of each other?

I believe this trail of thought has to be pursued.
FOR SCIENCE!

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #275 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:05:52 PM »

Quote from: Solais on June 08, 2010, 05:44:59 PM

If you wear glasses you're not smart, but you has a bad eyesight, ShamDoc.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my glasses.

Quote from: Nat Tea on June 08, 2010, 05:45:25 PM

What's your favorite food?

I'm honestly not much of an eater - Rin does most of my cooking, but she never seems to tell me what exactly it's made from. Today's breakfast tasted slightly of lamprey...

Quote from: T34G3 on June 08, 2010, 05:56:15 PM

jesus christ what kind of a monstrosity did I just draw help me doctor

Freud says everything you need to know about your gential-shaped artwork. 'Fleshy 'n hard' is the icing on the cake.

Quote from: Iryan on June 08, 2010, 06:01:33 PM

What if I steal glasses and use them?

What if I put them on or take them off mid-sentence?

What if I wear glasses on other places than my face?

What if I wear several pairs of glasses on top of each other?

I believe this trail of thought has to be pursued.
FOR SCIENCE!

Impressive critical thinking, child. Though the glasses have no meaning unless they are given to you by another doctor, I feel you are curious enough to deserve...a monocle.

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Doctor, that is a very nice chair you have. May I have it?

U-Unyu!
Aw, look, you have her blushing now. But no.

communist unity (comm-unity) · « **Reply #276 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:13:22 PM »

I've seen that chair before. I just can't remember where.
How does one go disposing of a body

of an adult African cyborg elephant? Preferably without garnering the attention of the local officials.

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #277 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:16:47 PM »

Doctor, I have a severe case of superiority complex and ambitions for absolute godlike power. What do you advise to make me more humble?

atoms2ashes · « **Reply #278 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:19:44 PM »

Quote from: OkashiiKisei on June 08, 2010, 06:16:47 PM

Doctor, I have a severe case of superiority complex and ambitions for absolute godlike power. What do you advise to make me more humble?

Doctor, we have the same case. Wha do?

Esoterica · « **Reply #279 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:20:34 PM »

Quote from: OkashiiKisei on June 08, 2010, 06:16:47 PM

Doctor, I have a severe case of superiority complex and ambitions for absolute godlike power. What do you advise to make me more humble?

I smell an epidemic.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #280 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:21:19 PM »

Quote from: headcrabs on June 08, 2010, 06:13:22 PM

How does one go disposing of a body of an adult African cyborg elephant? Preferably without garnering the attention of the local officials.

Turn its remains into a functioning computer, then use that computer to contact Ebay and find a buyer. I hear that the Elephant range is all the rage nowadays, given that it's 100% guaranteed to never forget important data. You should make a nice profit.

Quote from: OkashiiKisei on June 08, 2010, 06:16:47 PM

Doctor, I have a severe case of superiority complex and ambitions for absolute godlike power. What do you advise to make me more humble?

I prescribe a trip to the Total Perspective Vortex.

And it looks like you'll be taking two friends with you as well! Wonderful.

Iryan · « **Reply #281 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:49:24 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on June 08, 2010, 06:05:52 PM

Impressive critical thinking, child. Though the glasses have no meaning unless they are given to you by another doctor, I feel you are curious enough to deserve...a monocle.

*takes a bow and puts on the monocle*

Thank you, doctor. Your words are most appreciated.

Toasty · « **Reply #282 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:58:04 PM »

Doc, i'm a compulsive liar.

Actually, I'm not. I was kidding you. It's all part of my job as a spy for the government. But you see, i'm actually spying on them, because i'm a double agent. Although in reality, I just spy on everyone regardless.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #283 on:** June 08, 2010, 06:59:49 PM »

Quote from: To Aru Segatakai no Tsukue on June 08, 2010, 06:58:04 PM

Doc, i'm a compulsive liar.

Actually, I'm not. I was kidding you. It's all part of my job as a spy for the government. But you see, i'm actually spying on them, because i'm a double agent. Although in reality, I just spy on everyone regardless.

Dr. Pesco may be better equipped to deal with you.

Toasty · « **Reply #284 on:** June 08, 2010, 07:04:08 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on June 08, 2010, 06:59:49 PM

Dr. Pesco may be better equipped to deal with you.

I tried contacting him, but all I got was his cat's cat's cat.

By the way, I happen to be related to a rich nigerian banker. If you send me your social security number, bank account number, and personal information I can hook you up with a nice sum of cash. How does that sound?

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #285 on:** June 08, 2010, 07:05:57 PM »

Quote from: To Aru Segatakai no Tsukue on June 08, 2010, 07:04:08 PM

I tried contacting him, but all I got was his cat's cat's cat.

Take this card. It's entry into an underground to-the-death Mafia game. You'll definitely find him there.

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By the way, I happen to be related to a rich nigerian banker. If you send me your social security number, bank account number, and personal information I can hook you up with a nice sum of cash. How does that sound?

Does he wear glasses? This is important.

Kitten4u · « **Reply #286 on:** June 08, 2010, 07:07:36 PM »

Quote from: Aru

I tried contacting him, but all I got was his cat's cat's cat.

You rang?

Toasty · « **Reply #287 on:** June 08, 2010, 07:08:47 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on June 08, 2010, 07:05:57 PM

[1]Take this card. It's entry into an underground to-the-death Mafia game. You'll definitely find him there.
[2]Does he wear glasses? This is important.

[1] I can't use this card. I'm under an ancient curse that prevents me from using cards for any reason, lest my hair turn into toothpaste.
[2] Yes, of course he does.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #288 on:** June 08, 2010, 07:18:30 PM »

Because you have a case of impulsive lying both those statements are false. So get to Mafia, and I don't care about your Nigerian cousin.

Iryan · « **Reply #289 on:** June 08, 2010, 07:21:55 PM »

But wait, if he really is a compulsive liar in a way that makes him lie in all things he says, that means his statement of being a compulsive liar was also a lie.

This, too, prompts further investigation... :/

Helepolis · « **Reply #290 on:** June 08, 2010, 07:42:18 PM »

Doctor, why are you barely wearing any cloths while on duty?

[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/450831/2girls-animal_ears-bespectacled-braid-cat_ears-cat[/nsfw]

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #291 on:** June 08, 2010, 08:07:06 PM »

This is unusual? Koishi told me that all the doctors above ground dressed like this.

...It appears I need to have a talk with her.

Gpop · « **Reply #292 on:** June 08, 2010, 08:13:07 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on June 08, 2010, 08:07:06 PM

This is unusual? Koishi told me that all the doctors above ground dressed like this.

...It appears I need to have a talk with her.

Oh yes Onee-chan~. I see all the time in this picture books I found at that half-human's shop in this forest~. Yukari told me that it attracts patients~.

Slaves · « **Reply #293 on:** June 08, 2010, 08:23:16 PM »

GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS SATORI

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #294 on:** June 08, 2010, 08:30:30 PM »

...What is this...? I don't even...just give me a minute to put some clothes on under this. I can tell some of you are thinking disgusting thoughts right now.

Quote from: Sexy Adventurer Slaves on June 08, 2010, 08:23:16 PM

GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS SATORI

Sorry, I only have a pair of tickets to that thing I love.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #295 on:** June 09, 2010, 12:48:53 AM »

Quote from: Roukanken on June 08, 2010, 08:30:30 PM

...What is this...? I don't even...just give me a minute to put some clothes on under this. I can tell some of you are thinking disgusting thoughts right now.

Is Rin still going to be half-naked?

Gpop · « **Reply #296 on:** June 09, 2010, 12:50:17 AM »

Quote from: KitsunΣ-mouse on June 09, 2010, 12:48:53 AM

Is Rin still going to be half-naked?

Oh I have some pictures you might like from her being all n-

* Koishi is smacked by Satori

dustyjo · « **Reply #297 on:** June 09, 2010, 01:40:25 AM »

Quote from: Gpop on June 09, 2010, 12:50:17 AM

Oh I have some pictures you might like from her being all n-

* Koishi is smacked by Satori

Erm, how much do you want for those?

Gpop · « **Reply #298 on:** June 09, 2010, 02:00:54 AM »

Quote from: dustyjo on June 09, 2010, 01:40:25 AM

Erm, how much do you want for those?

You don't look nice~.

dustyjo · « **Reply #299 on:** June 09, 2010, 02:16:43 AM »

Quote from: Gpop on June 09, 2010, 02:00:54 AM

You don't look nice~.

Bu-but I have money!

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