Dr. Komeiji is in.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor, I'm sleepy.

You have narcolepsy.

ドクター、私はバベルの魚食後の眠気を持って、どのように私はそれを修正できますか？

あなたの耳のプル魚です。

[Mounting Jaggis]

あなたの耳のプル魚です。

しかし、私は私の耳の中の魚を持っていない。

[FinnKaenbyou]

しかし、私は私の耳の中の魚を持っていない。

バベルの魚はあなたの頭脳に入った。 あなたの疾患は不治である。

[Paul Debrion]

Doctor, I keep saying random phrases out loud for no reason and they all have something to do with monitor lizards. I think something is wrong with me.

[Helepolis]

Doctor, when I opened my drawer I noticed all my underwear was gone. What would happen if I would serve in the SDM without bottoms?

[Spidere]

Doctor, when I opened my drawer I noticed all my underwear was gone. What would happen if I would serve in the SDM without bottoms?

Well, you'd lose some stat bonuses...

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor, I keep saying random phrases out loud for no reason and they all have something to do with monitor lizards. I think something is wrong with me.

I suggest you find the computer room.

Doctor, when I opened my drawer I noticed all my underwear was gone. What would happen if I would serve in the SDM without bottoms?

I think I can safely say that you would fall behind in your work, and be reduced to guarding the rear entrance.

[Fruggles]

Doctor! Doctor! There were 5 little monkeys jumpin' on the bed, one fell out and bumped his head!

[dustyjo]

Doctor, when I opened my drawer I noticed all my underwear was gone. What would happen if I would serve in the SDM without bottoms?

Depends on whether you wear a skirt or not.

[Fetch()tirade]

Doctor doctor, give me the news! I've got a bad case of loving you!

[Toasty]

Doc, I have a bad habit of murdering the hypotenuse. The local geometries are not pleased with my actions. What should I do?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor! Doctor! There were 5 little monkeys jumpin' on the bed, one fell out and bumped his head!

Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas.

Doctor doctor, give me the news! I've got a bad case of loving you!

I'm afraid no pill is going to cure your ill. Rin, another one for the furnace.

Doc, I have a bad habit of murdering the hypotenuse. The local geometries are not pleased with my actions. What should I do?

Have you considered a career change and becoming an equilateral triangle? No hypotenuse, no problem.

[axman36]

How do I eliminate the human need for sleep!? There must be a way so that I can do more unproductive things with my time!

I mean, Torpedo has mastered this ability, WHY CAN'T I!?

[FinnKaenbyou]

How do I eliminate the human need for sleep!? There must be a way so that I can do more unproductive things with my time!

I mean, Torpedo has mastered this ability, WHY CAN'T I!?

Take this adrenaline shot. It should keep you awake and active for the next week.

You'll drop dead immediately afterward, but that's the price you pay.

[atoms2ashes]

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a faggot! What should I do?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a faggot! What should I do?

Find some peas to be served alongside.

[atoms2ashes]

Doctor Doctor! I found peas! Now what?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor Doctor! I found peas! Now what?

Take a trip to Hakugyokurou. The rest will come naturally.

[atoms2ashes]

But I thought there was a border?

[FinnKaenbyou]

But I thought there was a border?

Just fly over it.

(Besides, Yukari never actually fixes the gap, even after Phantasm.)

[atoms2ashes]

I see a manly ghost. Wha do?

[FinnKaenbyou]

I see a manly ghost. Wha do?

Ask if he has a spare 't do I' to lend you.

[Iryan]

I see a manly ghost. Wha do?

> go north

[Spidere]

Doctor! I won a massive car competition in which the characters are forced to use ballistic projectiles to destroy the other competitors. I've won, and I don't know what to wish for as my prize. Any advice?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor! I won a massive car competition in which the characters are forced to use ballistic projectiles to destroy the other competitors. I've won, and I don't know what to wish for as my prize. Any advice?

An application for the Witness Protection Program.

[Solais]

Hey doctor I think you're a sham.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Hey doctor I think you're a sham.

Are you wearing glasses? If you aren't wearing glasses you aren't smart enough for your opinion to matter.

[atoms2ashes]

But doctor, what if he/she IS wearing glasses?

[FinnKaenbyou]

But doctor, what if he/she IS wearing glasses?

Then he wouldn't be saying something this foolish, would he?

[atoms2ashes]

Then he wouldn't be saying something this foolish, would he?

We love you even more now, Doctor.