Dr. Komeiji is in.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Iryan, I have tragic news for you. Leonhard Euler died over 200 years ago. Using his work in every situation it appears semi-viable will not bring him back. Move on.

I have people after me! They... they're trying to inject pure moe into me! MY BODY IS THAT OF A MALE'S, MOE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

What should I do!? Is this a result of pure paranoia or are they really after me!? GAAAHHH!!!

Tape a DVD set of TTGL to your chest. It will repel the moe.

...Done? Then now I can tell you that yes, you're paranoid.

In terms of ridicule and insanity, how do they compare to Dr. Freud?

How seriously can you take a co-worker who found his doctor's coat in a sewer while he was saving his princess girlfriend?

[Polaris]

Doctor, is it lupus?

[?q]

How seriously can you take a co-worker who found his doctor's coat in a sewer while he was saving his princess girlfriend?

For journalistic balance, where in Hell did you find your attire?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor, is it lupus?

Actually, yes.

For journalistic balance, where in Hell did you find your attire?

...Ah, I see. You're with the tengu, aren't you.

You have a severe case of poking-your-nose-where-it-doesn't-belongitis, and I suggest you leave the premises before I am forced to have Rin shovel you into the furnace with the rest of the corpses.

[?q]

...Ah, I see. You're with the tengu, aren't you.

You have a severe case of poking-your-nose-where-it-doesn't-belongitis, and I suggest you leave the premises before I am forced to have Rin shovel you into the furnace with the rest of the corpses.

(Aha!  I think I'm finally starting to piece everything together. 
The two Doctors, where the axe came from, and why there's no blood on the Doc's frock...  And when the picture's put together...

Dr. Komeiji, your next appointment is going to be with Justice!)

To Be Continued...

[Slaves]

Dr. Komeiji, is your sister real?

[FinnKaenbyou]

(Aha!  I think I'm finally starting to piece everything together. 
The two Doctors, where the axe came from, and why there's no blood on the Doc's frock...  And when the picture's put together...

Dr. Komeiji, your next appointment is going to be with Justice!)

To Be Continued...

(If you actually intend to follow this up, count me in.)

Dr. Komeiji, is your sister real?

Of course not. I've just been referring to her in order to test if you've been suffering from hallucinations. Congratulations, you pass.

[Gpop]

Dr. Komeiji, is your sister real?

Of course not. I've just been referring to her in order to test if you've been suffering from hallucinations. Congratulations, you pass.

Onee-chan...I'm not...real...?

[axman36]

(... She cannot hypnotize one while in the state of unreality...)

HMM YES! IS SHE REAL!?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Onee-chan...I'm not...real...?

Ssh, you're ruining my fun.

[Mounting Jaggis]

Doctor, I put a DVD of New Moon in my toaster. Will my toaster get hemorrhoids?

[dustyjo]

I have people after me! They... they're trying to inject pure moe into me! MY BODY IS THAT OF A MALE'S, MOE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

What should I do!? Is this a result of pure paranoia or are they really after me!? GAAAHHH!!!

Ooh, can I have some moe too?

[Gpop]

Ooooooooooooooh~.

* Koishi subconsciously disappears and leaves unnoticed~ <3

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor, I put a DVD of New Moon in my toaster. Will my toaster get hemorrhoids?

No, but I recommend you burn it regardless.

Ooh, can I have some moe too?

Certainly.

Now if you don't mind, I'm off to make contact with a high-ranking prosecutor in case that half-ghost comes back. Dr. Purvis, feel free to take over.

[Gpop]

Certainly.

Now if you don't mind, I'm off to make contact with a high-ranking prosecutor in case that half-ghost comes back. Dr. Purvis, feel free to take over.

Onee-chan~. It's like you read my mind when you posted that, even though you can't~.

Ah well, I guess you're done with your fun, and I'm done mine~. I'm gonna go travel a bit now~.

[Spidere]

Doc, day and day out I've been finding myself trapped in a field of nothing but sunflowers. Did my girlfriend slip drugs into my coffee?

[Hello Purvis]

Doc, day and day out I've been finding myself trapped in a field of nothing but sunflowers. Did my girlfriend slip drugs into my coffee?

That isn't your girlfriend.

[axman36]

DOC! I broke my arm and because of it I can't walk to the hospital! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

[Hello Purvis]

DOC! I broke my arm and because of it I can't walk to the hospital! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

I hope you don't expect me to take you there in my van. I don't need you getting blood all over it.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doc, day and day out I've been finding myself trapped in a field of nothing but sunflowers. Did my girlfriend slip drugs into my coffee?

You have an unhealthy obsession with Van Gogh. Take this collection of Damien Hurst works.

DOC! I broke my arm and because of it I can't walk to the hospital! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

Perhaps you should give up on that handstand and start walking with your legs like everyone else does.

[Toasty]

Doc, I can't sleep and Koishi's face is up against my window.

She's trying to write on it with an unsharpened pencil.

Halp?

[LHCling]

I was referring to your nature, not mine. And as a satori, if I did not take pleasure at the misfortune of others, this power to read into people's hearts would have driven me quite insane.

I'm pretty sure that you were definitely referring to your human nature there. Oh well, it doesn't matter, you need to be happy more than I do.

...I am yours to command, Satori. But only to a certain extent; I-it's not t-that I like you o-or an-a-anything like that...

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doc, I can't sleep and Koishi's face is up against my window.

She's trying to write on it with an unsharpened pencil.

Halp?

Koishi, did you lose your pencil sharpener again?

...I am yours to command, Satori. But only to a certain extent; I-it's not t-that I like you o-or an-a-anything like that...

I'm afraid your nasal passages are dreadfully blocked up, from the sound of this. Swivel your head for me.

Did you hear that? That 'tsun' noise? That's why you need these tissues.

[Solais]

My acid trip just ended and I'm still a fairy, and it's still awesome.

[LHCling]

I appear to be having trouble swiveling my head at the moment as it causes excruciating pain to my neck. However, I seem to be blushing for unknown reasons...

EDIT: Can I exterminate Solais?

[Dead Princess Sakana]

EDIT: Can I exterminate Solais?

May I recommend the guillotine~?

[FinnKaenbyou]

My acid trip just ended and I'm still a fairy, and it's still awesome.

And when I click my fingers, you will wake up.

I appear to be having trouble swiveling my head at the moment as it causes excruciating pain to my neck. However, I seem to be blushing for unknown reasons...

I'm afraid you have meningitis. *clueless*

EDIT: Can I exterminate Solais?

Only with Solais's consent.

[Solais]

You can try it Fishy, but fairies can resurrect, you know. :smug:

[Zengar Zombolt]

Doctor, doctor!
Can I take you home~?  :3

[LHCling]

You can try it Fishy, but fairies can resurrect, you know. :smug:

I'll see you in R3 then~

I'm afraid you have meningitis. *clueless*

* Baity faints from the shock