Author Topic: Nameless Quest of The Faerie, her bunny, her doll, and the MWwtVFU. Disk Finale!  (Read 114040 times)

MysTeariousYukari

  • Nomnomnom~
  • Hooray~
> How big is the hole?
> "Don't make it too big, we just need to be able to see whats inside."
> "I think it's only "half" Dead cause whoever did this also needed to make this thing invisable. Can't make something invisable with magic when it's in a Dead Zone."

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
> How big is the hole?
> "Don't make it too big, we just need to be able to see whats inside."
> "I think it's only "half" Dead cause whoever did this also needed to make this thing invisable. Can't make something invisable with magic when it's in a Dead Zone."

> About enough to stick your head in.

> "Yes, yes, I know."

> "Probably."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Okay, let's give it another try."
>Once Chen gets out of the road, start firin' our flashlight into that hole and look through it.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Okay, let's give it another try."
>Once Chen gets out of the road, start firin' our flashlight into that hole and look through it.

> Once she completes the hole to her satisfaction, she moves out of the way, allowing you to put your head through.

> You see a young girl at a table putting a forkful of food into her mouth. She looks shocked to see you.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Who puts their head through a mystery doom hole without looking first?
>Grimace.
>What does this person look like?
>...What's she eating?

Serela

  • Moon Tiara Magic
  • VIA PIZZA SLINGING
>Wonder if this is a portal to somewhere that Yukari just couldn't close for some reason.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

>Examine the girl.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Um, hi?"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Who puts their head through a mystery doom hole without looking first?
>Grimace.
>What does this person look like?
>...What's she eating?

> Aurica does, apparently.

> You grimace.

> She has a red ribbon of fair size, a sort of blouse-ish thing of a pink colour, and extremely bright, noticeable pink socks. The socks really catch your eye.

> Some sort of cake. Lots of frosting!

>Wonder if this is a portal to somewhere that Yukari just couldn't close for some reason.

> You have no clue. Maybe...

>Examine the girl.

> Eating cake, looking shocked to see you. There's actually a bit of light coming from a few candles scattered around the room.

>"Um, hi?"

> She sighs.
> "Well, that solves that problem."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"I like solving problems. Who're you, anyways?"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"I like solving problems. Who're you, anyways?"

> "Oh...Uh...Tell me your name first, please. I know it's impolite to ask questions before being introduced...but I've just been in here for quite a while. One stops trusting after that, right?"

Serela

  • Moon Tiara Magic
  • VIA PIZZA SLINGING
>Wonder if it's a baaaad idea to tell her our real name. I mean, she IS sealed inside an invisible thing in a half-dead zone. She could still be some eldritch abomination, no matter how cute.
>"I'm Callie, the fairy!", unless people think we should just use our real name.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
Purvis is ambivalent to pseudonyms. We have every reason not to trust this person.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Wonder if it's a baaaad idea to tell her our real name. I mean, she IS sealed inside an invisible thing in a half-dead zone. She could still be some eldritch abomination, no matter how cute.
>"I'm Callie, the fairy!", unless people think we should just use our real name.

> Well, she seems perfectly innocent...Though looks are generally deceiving.

> "Well, I doubt that, I heard a few different names going on out there. I'm Rin. Satsuki Rin."

Hello Purvis

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  • Hello Jerry
>"So what're you doing in here? And where'd that cake come from?"

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
For the love of SHINKI, you are all paranoid pussies. I'm gone from this game for a few days and NQ completely comes to a crawl. We're freaking immortal with a big red shiny reset button. What the hell can happen?! And have we ever been screwed over by Thundr? Has he ever put us through an impossible situation? Has he ever threatened permanent game over? Has anything ever happened that made everything turn irrevocably for the worst?

NO.

He's trying to tell a story, not to completely fuck you over at every possible moment. Think about it: if he game overs you, how can he possibly finish the story. We've come so far, he isn't going to make us lose. Just let the story flow and GET THE HINTS.

Now sit down and play the goddamn game, wusses.

> Smash the wall down with concentrated fisticuffs.
> Walk up to Rin her table and take a seat (assuming there is a seat). Invite Chen.
> "He, sorry, I've been a bit paranoid lately. You seem nice enough though. My real name is Aurica. The doll is Shanghai and the cat gal over there is Chen. Nice to meet you, Rin."
> "How did you get in here anyway?"
« Last Edit: June 24, 2010, 10:00:35 AM by Amatsu-Mikokashii »

Kasu

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  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
> Wonder why Yukari was keeping someone seemingly harmless from us.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"So what're you doing in here? And where'd that cake come from?"

> "Well, it's a long story...The cake is something I just found, which is another long story."

He's trying to tell a story, not to completely fuck you over at every possible moment.

> Smash the wall down with concentrated fisticuffs.
> Walk up to Rin her table and take a seat (assuming there is a seat). Invite Chen.
> "He, sorry, I've been a bit paranoid lately. You seem nice enough though. My real name is Aurica. The doll is Shanghai and the cat gal over there is Chen. Nice to meet you, Rin."
> "How did you get in here anyway?"

(Just a few things...Yes, I am trying to fuck you over at every possible moment. And there is a final grade, so I'm pretty sure people are just trying to play well, without dying.  :V)

> Chen steps in and looks around.
> "Err...Sorry about the wall. Nice place you have here."
> "Oh no, I'm glad you tore it down."

> "Well, I hope you're familiar with the scarlet mist incident...When that girl in the SDM began to spread mist that was beginning to block out the sun?"

> Wonder why Yukari was keeping someone seemingly harmless from us.

> You have no blooming clue. Investigation time~?

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion

(Just a few things...Yes, I am trying to fuck you over at every possible moment. And there is a final grade, so I'm pretty sure people are just trying to play well, without dying.  :V)


Oh.....whoops.....

Excuse me for a moment, I'm going to sit in a corner for now, thinking over my jerkish reaction....

> "No, sorry, I haven't been that long here. I don't know about this 'Scarlet Mist Incident' besides a few side remarks from various people. Care to explain?"
> Examine the room. How big is this place anyway? And is there anything out of the ordinary in there?
> "How did you survive in this box?"

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
In my case, it's called reactng to things in character, rather than trying to metagame stuff. And no, we're not immortal. All it takes is for Yukari to say "Yeah no" and we're screwed. And guess what is most likely to make Yukari say "Yeah no"? Not to mention that dying isn't pleasant even if you do get better. And then there's collateral damage, what with Chen being there...(and outside of that, though Aurica probably wouldn't consider it normally) Sometimes them plot hooks are actually fishing hooks. Essentially, if you're ooking at it metagamey instead of in character, you're doing it wrong.

>In a completely innocent and conversational tone, like asking if she's a bit hot in here,: "Are you a horrible force of death and destruction and general meanness?"








OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
In my case, it's called reactng to things in character, rather than trying to metagame stuff. And no, we're not immortal. All it takes is for Yukari to say "Yeah no" and we're screwed. And guess what is most likely to make Yukari say "Yeah no"? Not to mention that dying isn't pleasant even if you do get better. And then there's collateral damage, what with Chen being there...(and outside of that, though Aurica probably wouldn't consider it normally) Sometimes them plot hooks are actually fishing hooks. Essentially, if you're ooking at it metagamey instead of in character, you're doing it wrong.

>In a completely innocent and conversational tone, like asking if she's a bit hot in here,: "Are you a horrible force of death and destruction and general meanness?"

First: Aurica doesn't have a character. She is a puppet used by us. We make up her personality. And this part says we need to get to business.
Secondly: Yukari will never say no. Ever. She's our foster mother. Like hell she'll kill us off, even if we did stuff like this. A mother doesn't kill her child for misdeeds. And we will survive till and past the end. There is no such thing as a permanent game over. Yukari loves us. Word of God.
Third: Yukari can reset time. Who gives a crap if Chen and other stuff get damaged? Time will be reset and everything will be alright.
Fourth: We've died fifty times already. Did we have any traumas or after pains left from it? No. So stop about that. We don't get a penalty for deaths. Word of God.
Fifth: You've been looking at other text adventures too much. This one's different. Even if its a fishing hook we always, ALWAYS get out of it for the better (Missigno incident, time incident).
Sixth: Holding up the game is worse than metagaming. You can't take hints either, like the time we were trapped in Mugenkan where we were SUPPOSED to punch Yuuka in the face or light Mugenkan on fire. Thundr had to bust out Lily Black to get the story moving and stop you from holding up the game with your pointless wisecracks (which ALSO killed us, hypocrite). Word of God.

> Don't say that. That is just rude. Just ask what kind of person she is and what she has done to get here. (And Purv you're a huge hypocrite if you say that. You object to smashing the wall down and approaching Rin, but now that you're in front of her you just blurt out your potential death wish. You're no better than me.)
« Last Edit: June 24, 2010, 05:58:28 PM by Amatsu-Mikokashii »

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
> ...
> "Can we have some cake?"
> "Why are you in here anyway?"

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
Oh.....whoops.....

Excuse me for a moment, I'm going to sit in a corner for now, thinking over my jerkish reaction....

> "No, sorry, I haven't been that long here. I don't know about this 'Scarlet Mist Incident' besides a few side remarks from various people. Care to explain?"
> Examine the room. How big is this place anyway? And is there anything out of the ordinary in there?
> "How did you survive in this box?"

> Relatively big. Cupboards, a basin, this table. And there's a small bed that just looks painfully uncomfortable.

> "Well, it happened exactly like I said it did. A Vampire was spreading mist to block out the sun. That miko and her witch friend stopped her and reclaimed spring. I was going to tag along to help, but..."
> She takes another bite of her cake.
> "I couldn't breathe in the mist. It choked me. I went to a place where the mist hadn't reached yet and I made this box with the help of Yukari. Then I had to make a sort of vent so I wouldn't run out of air. I've been here for...a few years now. I'm fine though. I just couldn't break the box open from inside. I guess the steel I used was too tough. The mist faded a long time ago, thankfully."
> She giggles.
> "I guess I'll know for next time; watch out for Kappa-steel."
> "Well, what do you eat?"
> "I don't need to eat much, thankfully. But every few days after I began to run out of food, a tiny satchel with a note just signed, "t.N.T" was left near that cellar door. Inside was a few veggies and perhaps some meat. Every so often, I'd get a cake like this one. I have no idea what's down there. Yukari said that I shouldn't open that door. Did you hear wailing out there? That's just that thing."
> She motions to a brown cellar door made of what appears to be very, very, old oak.

>In a completely innocent and conversational tone, like asking if she's a bit hot in here,: "Are you a horrible force of death and destruction and general meanness?"
> Don't say that. That is just rude. Just ask what kind of person she is and what she has done to get here. (And Purv you're a huge hypocrite if you say that. You object to smashing the wall down and approaching Rin, but now that you're in front of her you just blurt out your potential death wish. You're no better than me.)

> "Well, I used to be a nurse in the human village. I just couldn't breathe the mist and...had to run away."

> ...
> "Can we have some cake?"
> "Why are you in here anyway?"

> ...

> "Oh, of course. Most of the time the cake goes to waste. I just can't eat all of it."
> She stands up, takes a knife out of a cupboard and cuts you a piece of cake.
> "Here ya go!"
> She sets the plate on the table.

> "Breathing problems, basically."
> She goes back to eating her cake.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
(Things are being taken to PM. But I should reiterate the warnings about making things too personal. Pesco isn't a fraction as merciful about it as I am)

>"Eh... what's... in that there cellar door?"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Eh... what's... in that there cellar door?"

> "I dunno. I opened it once, though. Then I dropped my erhu down there, and, well...I'm too afraid to go get it."

>"... Let's pretend it doesn't exist. That sounds like the most plausible choice wouldn't you agree?"

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Can we see the cellar door from here? If so, look at it. Look the hell out of it.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"... Let's pretend it doesn't exist. That sounds like the most plausible choice wouldn't you agree?"

> "B-But my erhu! I need that..."

>Can we see the cellar door from here? If so, look at it. Look the hell out of it.

> You can see it. The wood is splintered, but there isn't a crack in it. It seems like it's hundreds of years old. No wailing, at the moment.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Let's pretend there is a cellar door, although there clearly isn't. What would you have seen you see down there if you looked? Stairs? A ladder?"
>Try not to get lost in how totally sweet cellar door sounds.