Author Topic: Nameless Quest of The Faerie, her bunny, her doll, and the MWwtVFU. Disk Finale!  (Read 130041 times)

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
> You are AURICA! A lonely faerie from the outside world! You have been hired on by YUKARI YAKUMO. So far, you have defeated an ice faerie, bought groceries, sold cookies to a hungry salesmen, survived and  lipped off one of the strongest youkai in all of Gensokyo. You can copy abilities at a whim, stopped a zombie infestation, escaped from a universe of chaos, got a suppository the size of a grapefruit administered, got a living doll companion that can only say it's name, befriended an eccentric Kappa, made it into the tabloids, and befriended the mistress of the palace of spirits and her sister. You stopped their haywire pets, Orin, and Okuu/Utsuho! After performing a military exercise with Eientei in which you got a shikigami by the name of Roger, you are now trying to stop magical leaks and a ROBO NITORI!

> Skills:
-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.

-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.

-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.3: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind, earth, metal, and sun with extra potency. You can also utilize moon.

-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.

-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
-KITTY STEALTH
-GAP LV:0.6
-Lunatic Red Eyes

-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.

-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.

-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.

-DANMAKU LV.4: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!


> Spellcards:

- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level.

- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.

- Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.

- Trouble sign ~ Double the Fun: Create two big spheres behind the enemy that creep inward. Very stealthy.Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.

Quests:
Magic leaking: Save the contracts, babe.
Kappanator: Solve the case of Nitori panic!
Mind the gap!: Master the gap.

Inventory:
-fairy set
-journal
-list
-sack lunch
-super duper megacrystal pen
-fancy hat
-GPS
-catnip
-super umbrella
-bamboo
-bunny set
-thigh highs
-carrot sealed folder
-the paper
-tracker

Shanghai inventory:
-Lance

Roger inventory:
-none

> "Hoho...Your bunny friend won't be able to make it in time. All of this was calculated from the beginning. Your...sweet little Kappa may have been unforeseen, but you will not be able to survive much longer."

> She raises the gun and prepares to blast Roger.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"What is your problem?!"
>Give her a faceful of them danmakus.

>"Roger! Duck and cover!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"What is your problem?!"
>Give her a faceful of them danmakus.
>"Roger! Duck and cover!"

> Your bullets just glance off of her head as she fires. Roger manages to graze the laser thanks to your warning. Unfortunately, he is now bleeding from the side.
> "Ahh...Punch her in the dick...Aurica..."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Don't have to tell us twice!
>Deck Suzy Homewrecker in the pecker motherfecker

MysTeariousYukari

  • Nomnomnom~
  • Hooray~
> Your bullets just glance off of her head as she fires. Roger manages to graze the laser thanks to your warning. Unfortunately, he is now bleeding from the side.
> "Ahh...Punch her in the dick...Aurica..."

> "R-roger!"
> "Ooooh, THAT is IT! NO ONE HURTS ROGER!"
> Do what Roger said, and Concentrated Fisticuff the Robo Nitori/Nitorinator "in the dick!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Don't have to tell us twice!
>Deck Suzy Homewrecker in the pecker motherfecker
> "R-roger!"
> "Ooooh, THAT is IT! NO ONE HURTS ROGER!"
> Do what Roger said, and Concentrated Fisticuff the Robo Nitori/Nitorinator "in the dick!"

> You give her a nice shot to the mommy zone. It hurts your fist as much as it hurts her. Which is a lot. As you made contact, you encountered some exposed wirings, by the feel of it.

> ROBO NITORI is sparking and exploding at the seams. It finally falls apart.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Shake hand until it stops hurting. Go to see to what is statistically likely to be an evil future clone.
>"Let's get her patched up, Roger!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Shake hand until it stops hurting. Go to see to what is statistically likely to be an evil future clone.
>"Let's get her patched up, Roger!"

> You get used to robo hands.

> Roger is bleeding out on the floor. He is barely conscious, sitting in a fair-sized pool of blood. Nitori...isn't doing much better. You need to find medical attention fast.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"YUKARI I NEED SOME HELP HERE! THAT DOCTOR OWES US BIG, CASH IT IN!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"YUKARI I NEED SOME HELP HERE! THAT DOCTOR OWES US BIG, CASH IT IN!"

> Eirin comes rocketing out of a gap. She immediately patches up Roger before mending Nitori's wound.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Thanks..."
>Slump down in the corner. That was a lot of shit to deal with. =[

MysTeariousYukari

  • Nomnomnom~
  • Hooray~
> Head over to Roger, and if he's concious, smile at him and mess his hair up a bit.
> Once Eirin looks like she is finishing up, thank her.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Thanks..."
>Slump down in the corner. That was a lot of shit to deal with. =[

> "Anytime."
> She continues to patch up Nitori.

> The tracker begins to beep wildly. You hear a loud, "MUKYU!" from upstairs.

> Head over to Roger, and if he's concious, smile at him and mess his hair up a bit.
> Once Eirin looks like she is finishing up, thank her.

> He is still pretty out cold.

> "No problem, Aurica."

>"Patchouli! Oh crap!"
>Rush upstairs!

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Dammit if I have to hit all of 'em in the groin we might as well be married!"

Seian Verian

  • Snuggledragon
  • Snuggles for everyone
> "What-"
> "WHAT NOW?!"
> Border on breakdown
> Hold it off while we go to help Patchy

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
> If Patchouli is being attacked, rage tackle the aggressor.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Patchouli! Oh crap!"
>Rush upstairs!
> "What-"
> "WHAT NOW?!"
> Border on breakdown
> Hold it off while we go to help Patchy
> If Patchouli is being attacked, rage tackle the aggressor.

> You hurry upstairs in a panic. Nitori's house has been mostly destroyed. You peer through the destroyed rooftop to see a massive Mech carrying Patchouli. At the controls you can see twelve Nitori.
> "THIS *whirr* is THe END oF AlllLL OF yoU *click*"

> Patchouli is trying to break the robot's hold. It...isn't working out.

>"Dammit if I have to hit all of 'em in the groin we might as well be married!"

> You shout some insults.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Take to the air, get behind it, try to danmaku up those controls.
>If there seem to be windows or the like in the way, grab a handy bit of debris and use it to smash them out.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Take to the air, get behind it, try to danmaku up those controls.
>If there seem to be windows or the like in the way, grab a handy bit of debris and use it to smash them out.

> You fly behind it and attempt to bash open the window. It doesn't even crack the glass.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Mix Concentrated Fisticuffs with it to make Concentrated Smash
>If one of the Nitorae try something funny, give them a dose of Lunatic Eyes.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Mix Concentrated Fisticuffs with it to make Concentrated Smash
>If one of the Nitorae try something funny, give them a dose of Lunatic Eyes.

> You smash the glass open and enter the ship.

> One of them charges at you with a knife. You try to Lunatic Eyes her, but it appears this is another robot.
> You all fall down as another giant robot slugs this mecha directly in the face.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"I hate time travel so much!"
>Take a moment to assess the situation, and try to get back on our feet.

Serela

  • Moon Tiara Magic
  • VIA PIZZA SLINGING
>wait what
>Try to get a look at who's piloting this other robot (I suppose the good Nitori?)
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"I hate time travel so much!"
>Take a moment to assess the situation, and try to get back on our feet.

> Who doesn't?

> A robot has punched this robot. You can't tell much more from inside of here.
> You stand up.

>wait what
>Try to get a look at who's piloting this other robot (I suppose the good Nitori?)

> You see someone that looks quite similar to Nitori...but isn't quite the same...

>"Di- did you just save me?"
>Through these words we can figure out if this is a friend or foe.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>In the meantime, let's beat up the the rest of these Nitorae. They'll thank us for it later~

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Di- did you just save me?"
>Through these words we can figure out if this is a friend or foe.

> It's hard to hear someone in a different mecha than you.

>In the meantime, let's beat up the the rest of these Nitorae. They'll thank us for it later~

> You beat up the Nitori, giving low blows to the robotic Nitori.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Once we're satisfied that the Nitorae are dealt with, go to a window and get a load of the other mecha.
>Also see how Patchy is doing.