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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #960 on: March 03, 2012, 08:41:39 AM »
LUCKY.
Trying to do normal mode to get extra. You, ma'am, has TALENT.
GO AWAY YUUGI
Is Koishi hard or something? Or do her spellcards rely on you panicing so you fail?


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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #962 on: March 03, 2012, 06:25:47 PM »
s Koishi hard or something? Or do her spellcards rely on you panicing so you fail?
I wouldn't say hard, just some of her attacks are easy to mess up. Especially the two I mentioned.
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #963 on: March 03, 2012, 06:32:33 PM »
Speaking to myself:
Dont graze the "popcorn section" in SA stage 5!
Dont graze it, you'll get clipped!
~PICHUUUUN!
Just as planned :fail:
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #964 on: March 03, 2012, 07:11:24 PM »
I got gapped on!

I had a terrible run of Phantasm, and by the time I got to Yukari's "Spiriting Away", I had no lives left and two bombs, so I figured I might as well see how far I could get.  As the card got faster, I decided to dodge vertically and diagonally in alternate patterns to keep under her as much as possible.  As her life got low I went up to the POC and waiting for her to materialize there to shoot and go figure, it was just enough to end the card and PICHUUUUUUUUUUUN!  Yeah, she reverted to hitbox-nonspell mode on top of me.  Frickin' gap hag.  I laughed my ass off after it happened, of course.  Should have saved the replay for posterity.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #965 on: March 04, 2012, 09:25:42 AM »
This applies to any games that I play but while grazing, I "unintentionally" coughed and pichuuun~~~

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #966 on: March 04, 2012, 02:10:14 PM »
User proceeded to play Touhou 7 Ultra

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #967 on: March 04, 2012, 03:17:25 PM »
I failed Xu Fu's Dimension, with Border Team.
How.
Hard 1ccs
Completed: IN, MoF, SA, DDC, LoLK, HSiFS

Extra 1ccs
Completed: EoSD, PCB, IN, MoF, SA, UFO, DDC, LoLK, HSiFS

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #968 on: March 04, 2012, 11:04:01 PM »
*sees a request for help with a replay attached*

*watches replay, meticulously takes notes on everything they could improve on/did wrong/didn't seem to know*

*goes to post my advice, realizes someone else got to it...three hours ago*

 :fail:

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #969 on: March 05, 2012, 03:45:32 AM »
It occured to me just now that my recent 1cc in MoF captured only 5 spells. I also lost as many lives to VoWG as I did to the rest of the game put together.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #970 on: March 05, 2012, 04:06:15 AM »
The other day I was playing PCB and died to Chen's midboss spell.  Not only is it not the one that ever gave me trouble with her, but it was a "What hit me?" death as well.

I also failed every single card the Prismriver Sisters threw at me, and I pretty much always capture the first and last one, and tend to do good on the solo card.  It was so horrid, that I did better on Youmu, who always gives me problems.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #971 on: March 05, 2012, 11:26:36 AM »
Since MMX  (Oh, sorry, I got the name wrong. :V) got that SA stage 5 normal perfect (Cheers! , by the way), I felt like I could play the stage for a bit aswell.


Being as silly as I am, I decided not to shoot or bomb at all. Most of it was rather normal, and didn't pain me too much, apart from maybe the popcorn portion, which I magically perfected on this run. There are three (or four) misses to the bullshit streaming portion after that. I don't know if it's humanly possible to stream through and pacify without bombing, since those orbs have collision boxes and they make my gapping rather... impossible. I don't know - it would need hell of a hand-eye-brain coordination, which I don't have. Or a good tactic. I could try looking for something to cheese it with. The Orin portion of the run had three deaths in total. One to the easy spin-around card before the third noncard, one to the third noncard (what the hell was I doing?) and one to Ghost Wheels, at somewhere around 7sec of the card left. It was a dumb death.

Rest of the run was perfect without much hazzle.

The main derp here? I forgot to save the replay; was waiting for special "Save replay (Y/N)  - screen", I've been playing IN too much.

I'll probably look a bit more into this, and at least perfect paficy everything else but the bullshit streaming portion, unless I find a good enough way to dodge it.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2012, 11:58:38 AM by Seppo Hovi »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #972 on: March 05, 2012, 11:43:15 AM »
Haha. Nice attempt. I've already had thoughts of pacifying it, but that would be a challenge even more exhausting than regular perfecting. I once tried not to shoot at popcorn section and was like "Wow! No aimed bullets, yay! Wait wat?.." And i've timed out Needle Mountain as well. It and her last nonspell are actually easier to pacify than to capture. Also timing out Midboss nonspells = no Cat Walk, wich is good cause it's really trouble to pacify it.

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« Last Edit: March 05, 2012, 11:54:53 AM by MMX »
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #973 on: March 05, 2012, 12:32:18 PM »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #974 on: March 05, 2012, 09:20:54 PM »
I just died to Moonlight Ray.

I JUST DIED TO MOONLIGHT RAY.

*hangs self*

It's deaths like these that make you stop playing in-session. :I
« Last Edit: March 05, 2012, 09:23:33 PM by BT »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #975 on: March 05, 2012, 09:27:57 PM »
I just died to Moonlight Ray.

I JUST DIED TO MOONLIGHT RAY.

*hangs self*
I do that all the time ._. Is not difficult when Marisa pens you in with the diagonal lasers, you can stream until then, but when you get boxed in like that and you're boxed by stars that were were streaming...

Anyway, what's technically one of my best IN runs even [4th on score, Eirin's 3rd nonspell game over] it's AWFUL. Except Reisen.

Don't even unlock Wriggle's Last Spell somehow
Deathbomb on Night Sparrow [Seriously?]
Bombed on Stage 3
Deathbomb on -Orb- [OK that's normal :V]
Died to Reimu's first spell. I've not done that in 20 times. Although she did throw a scattershot of amulets at me for some reason, almost pulling the trollface as she did so.
Bombed -Spread- as any sane 1CC'er would
Died on part 2 of the stage
Died on Reimu's 3rd nonspell... somehow.
Died on Concentrate. I back up as the first wave moved in... and they still hit me :/
Died by the AmbushDeathfairy on Stage 5
Died to Tewi
Died on Idleing Wave
Died on the Stage 6 mobs
Died on Eirin's Midboss nonspell AND spell.
Actually capped Eirin's first boss nonspell, and ALMOST caught her first spell... only to be clipdeathed right as it ended. As in, I looked on the replay, and it was literally the tip of a danmaku 3/4s off the screen that got me.
Same happened on her 2nd nonspell.
Walled on Game of Life
Died twice on the 3rd nonspell of death

Basically: Herpaderp to IN 6A Normal, except on Reisen who I actually did pretty well on. [I rammed into her for Remote Rabbit because I stand no chance at that]


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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #976 on: March 05, 2012, 09:38:34 PM »
You confused Earthlight Ray with Moonlight Ray.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #977 on: March 05, 2012, 09:57:24 PM »
Earth Light Ray is a fair thing to die to.
Moonlight Ray is just streaming. (Stage 1 Rumia midboss card)
Also, why did I think trying to play UFO easy (ultra patched) was a good idea?  Why did I think Flying Fantastica would be doable?

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #978 on: March 06, 2012, 03:11:13 AM »
I was bored, and Malkyrian's idea was so contagious, so i went Derping TD easy at 120 fps :getdown:
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #980 on: March 06, 2012, 03:27:32 AM »
UFO Lunatic blind-ish run, first time in a year?

Kogasa murdered me quite quickly :qq:

The odd thing is that I managed to capture Busy Rod, Gold Detector, AND Pendulum Guard. Soooooo...


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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #981 on: March 06, 2012, 03:29:20 AM »
hey, I did that a while ago!
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=19227
Gotta go watch it right nao. Watched. Ololo, you died before first extend :V But that Miko fight was awesome. Upload this as a video for the lulz.
And also, havent you tried to watch a 120 fps replay on 60 fps? This looks so silly, like slow motion :D You can clearly see how slow your reflexes are.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2012, 03:47:36 AM by MMX »
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #982 on: March 06, 2012, 04:46:48 AM »
Pull off a stupidly-risky UFO grab on the upper-screen.
Spawn the UFO on top of myself and die.
Come easily within 1 life of getting first Normal 1CC.
 :(

EDIT: REDEMPTION: I DID IT.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2012, 05:32:58 AM by Goldom »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #983 on: March 06, 2012, 10:44:07 AM »
I just lost 6 lifes to Marisa in IN Normal. 6 LIFES. :o

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #984 on: March 07, 2012, 11:27:06 AM »
I just died on Lunatic Cirno's blizzard.

This is the first time I died on Lunatic Cirno's blizzard.

Yes, this is a derp, mainly because of the record and because of how I literally saw the bullet and did nothing to dodge it.

I... just... what.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #985 on: March 07, 2012, 05:39:36 PM »
I just died on Lunatic Cirno's blizzard.

This is the first time I died on Lunatic Cirno's blizzard.

Yes, this is a derp, mainly because of the record and because of how I literally saw the bullet and did nothing to dodge it.

I... just... what.
You call that a derp?
I cannot stop dying on Cirno's first spellcard normal and above.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #986 on: March 07, 2012, 05:59:44 PM »
I'd call it harder than her last. On Hard / Lunatic, at least.

They're both pretty easy most of the time, though.  :ohdear:

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #987 on: March 07, 2012, 06:11:57 PM »
THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION

I HAVE FAILED FALLING LEAVES OF MADNESS (Hard) FOR THE FIRST TIME


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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #988 on: March 09, 2012, 02:15:20 AM »
Ran into a Metal Fatigue bullet in the beginning of SA Stage 5

Spoiler:
Yet again, this was at 90 FPS
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #989 on: March 09, 2012, 03:17:54 AM »
i just died on in easy midboss wriggle when trying to graze those blue bullets before the minions

oh boy you have no idea how awesome i feel