Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)

[strangedudemeh]

Oh, thanks for that replay. Though now I fail at Princess Tenko instead, and how! 10 times in a row.  :colonveeplusalpha:

[RegalStar]

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=18193

I'm still laughing, honestly

[Seppo Hovi]

I saw that bullet. I seriously did see it, didn't dodge for some reason.



But I'm still going to do this...

Spoiler:

some day!

[Puffy]

That one death that ruins your runs....Fuck you 10D.

[MMX]

Another TD lunatic attempt with Marisa. Lost all lives before final fairy rush at the end of the stage 5, derped into a bullet, captured a couple of purple spirits during trance agony and got 15-pieces extend lol Wich i immediately lost and then died on Futo :]

[Elysia]

Got killed trying to do the extra lives trick in Marine Benefit Extra. TWICE. Granted I was playing Marisa, but still, there is no excuse for that.

[MTSranger]

Marine Benefits Extra - Reimu's 2nd survival spell
HURR DURR can't see anything but still stubborn and refuse to bomb.

[MMX]

Got killed trying to do the extra lives trick in Marine Benefit Extra. TWICE. Granted I was playing Marisa, but still, there is no excuse for that.

Nice trick. Btw, first extend can be gained right after opening aimed circles fairies if you supergraze them. This game is surely broken in terms of resources.

Marine Benefits Extra - Reimu's 2nd survival spell
HURR DURR can't see anything but still stubborn and refuse to bomb.

I "cheated" it turning my monitor brightness and contrast to extreme values, so it becomes more visible :V

[ふねん1]

I died on Princess Tenko.

Shoot me now.

[Yukari-Chan]

I died on Blue Oni and Red Oni. Shoot the face

[MTSranger]

Got killed trying to do the extra lives trick in Marine Benefit Extra. TWICE. Granted I was playing Marisa, but still, there is no excuse for that.

FCK I do it with Reimu and I died to that MULTIPLE TIMES. WTF WTF. I hate this.
Why is it that I can't just have a good stage run without random deaths??

[Esper]

FCK I do it with Reimu and I died to that MULTIPLE TIMES.

How would playing with Reimu make you any better at the game? I'm much better at most of the Touhou games with fast characters like Marisa, this rules out Reimu being god because I'm actually worse with her BECAUSE she's slower, and when you have a small hitbox you feel spoiled and invincible and get killed more often. :trollface:

WTF WTF. I hate this.

If you hate the games so much, why play them? :trollface:

Why is it that I can't just have a good stage run without random deaths??

Because you're not that good at shooting games? :trollface:

[Skyler]

Marisa, stop freaking killing me with your stars. Whenever I'm happily dodging them you'll just make one suddenly curve into my hitbox after going straight for 10 bloody seconds. Fuck you.

[Zengeku]

Ehh, you wanna play troll Esu-chan? You are doing it wrong. Here's how you do it:

and when you have a small hitbox you feel spoiled and invincible and get killed more often. :trollface:

How about that being a lie? If you truly feel invincible because of a slightly smaller hitbox then there is something wrong with your mindset. :trollface:
Oh and if you really need Marisa's speed to dodge things in Touhou its because you are far too slow at spotting incoming projectiles. TROOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL.

If you hate the games so much, why play them? :trollface:

Well duh, because he wanna stop hating them obviously.  :V

[MTSranger]

There is a reason why it's in the derp thread.
Grazing that spell is insanely easy with Reimu.
It's not like the stage portion is hard either; a few bombs here and there would neuter all the dangerous parts.

How would playing with Reimu make you any better at the game? I'm much better at most of the Touhou games with fast characters like Marisa, this rules out Reimu being god because I'm actually worse with her BECAUSE she's slower, and when you have a small hitbox you feel spoiled and invincible and get killed more often.

I'm not sure what you are talking about. That post was specifically about Marine Benefits extra stage.
For grazing that spell, Reimu is just the right speed - Marisa unfocused, you might run too fast and get outside the safezone.
Also SA lunatic + any Marisa shot type = clip death :V

If you hate the games so much, why play them?

I don't hate the games. I like them a lot. I was disliking my really derpy playing.

Because you're not that good at shooting games?

No, because I was playing at 2am. Hence derp thread.
I've 1cc'd enough lunatics that this extra stage shouldn't be a problem at all - and I was right, I beat her the second time I reach her.
Even then, that was a fun stage to play, with some very unique challenges. The spells are very interesting, and so are the nonspells.
At some point I'll unlock Marisa and Sanae as well - they face completely different spells in the extra boss fight.

[Zengeku]

I don't hate the games. I like them a lot. I was disliking my really derpy playing.

This. So very much. So why can't I make accurate unfocused movements at 90FPS yet?  :V

Cause' Mt. Ooe wants them bad and is the cause of a lot of my failures at timing the card out. Which I have now spent around 1 hour overall trying to do.

Spoiler:

of course there are failures where I simply don't react or read stuff fast enough and get hit because of that but don't tell anybody please

[Esper]

Ehh, you wanna play troll Esu-chan? You are doing it wrong. Here's how you do it:

1. How about that being a lie? If you truly feel invincible because of a slightly smaller hitbox then there is something wrong with your mindset. :trollface:
2. Oh and if you really need Marisa's speed to dodge things in Touhou its because you are far too slow at spotting incoming projectiles. TROOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL.

3. Well duh, because he wanna stop hating them obviously.  :V

Problems:

1. Trolls can't lie?
2. Except that I can spot incoming projectiles when they're spawned, I can move just fine. I just prefer using Marisa because Reimu's sluggish movement fucks me over.
3. If I could just up and stop hating something I would have stopped hating spiders and other people years ago. I'm still a shut-in, so clearly you can't up and stop hating something.

[Zil]

I still don't see how a person can prefer Marisa speed in game where most of the patterns are all about micro-dodging. The only games where I can think of slow speed being bad are the PC-98 games. SoEW to be precise.

[Yukari-Chan]

I still don't see how a person can prefer Marisa speed in game where most of the patterns are all about micro-dodging. The only games where I can think of slow speed being bad are the PC-98 games. SoEW to be precise.

PC-98 games were harder than the Touhou 6 - 9 games actually  :derp:

[Zil]

They're actually quite easy when you're familiar with them. Except for...PoDD
That may very well be harder than UFO, when playing as one of the broken characters. Play as Chiyuri and... I'm not even sure it's ever been done before.

[MMX]

PC-98 games were harder than the Touhou 6 - 9 games actually  :derp:

LLS and MS are some of the easiest touhous ever.

[Esper]

LLS and MS are some of the easiest touhous ever.

Then how come I haven't 1cc'd either of them on Normal?

[ふねん1]

Then how come I haven't 1cc'd either of them on Normal?

Try harder? There's always room for personal improvement.

[Averruncus of Fate]

For me, playing Touhou itself is a derp. I can't pass any of the games on easy...
So yeah.  :V

[Elysia]

For me, playing Touhou itself is a derp. I can't pass any of the games on easy...
So yeah.  :V

Keep trying. When I started out, if you'd told me that one day I'd perfect Ran, I would have laughed bitterly and then possibly shown my inability to beat PCB Normal without multiple continues.

There is absolutely no shame in where you are right now. Just keep going and you can keep getting further and further and eventually you can really surprise yourself by what you're starting to find doable or even easy.

[MMX]

Keep trying. When I started out, if you'd told me that one day I'd perfect Ran, I would have laughed bitterly and then possibly shown my inability to beat PCB Normal without multiple continues.

There is absolutely no shame in where you are right now. Just keep going and you can keep getting further and further and eventually you can really surprise yourself by what you're starting to find doable or even easy.

Yeah. If someone told me a year ago that i'll be playing touhou lunatic, i'd laughed too

[Averruncus of Fate]

Why thank you, people. I just tried to play Mountain of Faith on Normal, and I died on Hina's intro. (Before even fighting her yet)
Guess more practices for me, then...

[Jaimers]

They're actually quite easy when you're familiar with them. Except for...PoDD
That may very well be harder than UFO, when playing as one of the broken characters. Play as Chiyuri and... I'm not even sure it's ever been done before.

It's been done before. I'm not sure if any Westerner has ever done it though.

But yeah a PoDD Chiyuri lunatic 1cc is quite possibly the hardest thing you can possibly do in all of Touhou.

[Raikaria]

It's been done before. I'm not sure if any Westerner has ever done it though.

But yeah a PoDD Chiyuri lunatic 1cc is quite possibly the hardest thing you can possibly do in all of Touhou.

Forgive me for asking, but what's so difficult about doing it with Chiyuri?

She's where I usually die when I'm playing PoDD...

[Zil]

She just doesn't kill the opponent as fast. Yeah, she's hell on wheels when you fight her, but the AI seems to have an easy time surviving against her. She also can't bomb while using a charge attack for some reason, but that's hardly your biggest problem.
And I think I may just have to make this my next goal. This or 90fps EoSD.