Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)

[Zengeku]

Yuyuko. Fought her twice. None of the fights were good. First was worse than the second. Still, deaths to the 2nd card is probably justifiable because I haven't played this game for ages. And now I've gotten a bit of a reminder of why. Also lost once to that trailing flower bomb thingy. That one is on me though since its something that's based on skills rather than memorization.

Or rather, that's what I'd like to say but the truth is that every single Yuyuko card is easily handled through raw danmaku skills so I have no excuse for failing at any of those since neither of them are hard compared to what I've been through and mastered and seriously, that Repository of Hirokawa thing takes far too goddamn long. ReimuB can at least be criticized for not having a bomb that is powerful to make it go away. So okay, SakuyaA and ReimuA gets a few points here for making that go away faster or something.

Oh and failed 80% Reflowering twice. They were quite dumb deaths though so I can forgive myself. After all, If I can't even freeze stuff in Fairy Wars then how am I supposed to dodge a final card?

[Marisa Kirisame]

Attempted Satori's final scene in Double Spoiler. Enough said since doing that is a derp in and of itself. lols =)

[Raikaria]

Somehow managed to die on Wriggle's opening nonspell.

Bearing in mind I perfected Tewi not five minuites before ._.

[Esper]

I just NOW realized that UFO SanaeB deals a shitload of damage at Point Blank Range (Up close to the boss to those who don't know) in my 1cc run, realizing it in the middle of Shou's Laser And Wall (Static lasers, so it's not Vajra.) card. It's something Justice. I realized it when I unfocused by accident and dealt a lot more damage.

Bear in mind that I've played with SanaeB for a long time. I mean since 2009, when I got UFO. For me to not notice this within the year itself, is absolutely depressing. This also includes the two fucking years afterward, one that I spent the end raging at Shou, Murasa, and Byakuren and threatening to neuter Shou and Nazrin (See rage thread page 9-10).

[Skyler]

PCB stage 6 Hard, Youmu flies on screen.
"Hey, I wonder what happens if you try to misdirect her attack? I've heard bad things."
*two seconds later*
"AAAHHHHHHHHH" *dead*

[Elysia]

So I died to Yuugi's Shackles card. :derp:

Clearly I am an amazing Touhou player. Or something.

[Esper]

I 1cc'd Touhou 8 (Here) and I took the 6A route. I made Astronomical Entombing, the ABSOLUTE EASIEST FUCKING FINAL CARD IN THE SERIES, look like fucking torture.

(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻

[Zil]

I 1cc'd Touhou 8 (Here) and I took the 6A route. I made Astronomical Entombing, the ABSOLUTE EASIEST FUCKING FINAL CARD IN THE SERIES, look like fucking torture.

Are you perhaps basing your opinion of it on the Easy version? That card is really quite difficult on Normal. Even harder than the Hard version.

[Esper]

Are you perhaps basing your opinion of it on the Easy version? That card is really quite difficult on Normal. Even harder than the Hard version.

So, it suffers from "Mountain of Faith" syndrome? Yes, I based my opinion on the easy version.

[Zil]

Yuck. I entered stage 5 with one life and made it to Okuu in stage 6.
A couple runs later I made it to stage 5 with 4 lives and game overed to Rin's last spell. :derp:

Edit: Blargh I'm an idiot. Terrifying Hypnotism is trivial, and I've been playing it like an idiot this whole time.

So, it suffers from "Mountain of Faith" syndrome? Yes, I based my opinion on the easy version.

Yes, it's the same thing going on. Slower bullets actually making the spells harder.

[Esper]

I tried to play as Yukari Solo in IN.

I got Wriggle Kicked three times and then Tewi Kicked once.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д?)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

[Zil]

Blargh I'm an idiot.

I have only just realized that there is absolutely no reason to ever capture Orin's spell in stage 6. Somebody ought to knock my teeth out or something. I am living in a moronic delirium.

[I have no name]

I have only just realized that there is absolutely no reason to ever capture Orin's spell in stage 6.

no bomb run.
0 power going in.
There's 2 reasons.

[Zengeku]

no bomb run.
0 power going in.
There's 2 reasons.

Plus its insanely easy.  :V

[Yukari-Chan]

I just got pwned by Icicle fall on hard. I can capture most cards of the game ( besides that one ). WHY!!!!

[Zil]

no bomb run.
0 power going in.
There's 2 reasons.

The crows at the beggining restore your power so I think you should always be full. And a no-bomb run is a self inflicted thing, but fine. Heh. Nevermind I guess they don't. :V

Plus its insanely easy.  :V

Not at 90fps.  >=O (At least not easy enough to be worth it.)

[strangedudemeh]

I've almost cleared PCB Lunatic! How many continues did I use? ...Five.  :fail:

[Yukari-Chan]

Lunatic at PCB is outright rape because of Youmu's hard to dodge sword and Yuyuko drops her  feasting fan at you.

[Elysia]

Heh. Figures I'd see posts about PCB Lunatic, because that's what I just attempted.

I thought, hey I just cleared one of the harder Hard modes, PCB's probably a pretty easy Lunatic what with borders and all, it can't be THAT much of a step up, and besides I got to the Prismrivers ages ago when I was just barely able to clear PCB Extra, now I just perfected Extra. This shouldn't be too bad, right?

LOL NO.

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb stupid death stupid death early border break death bomb deathbomb death. I think my only capture on the whole run was Table Turning.

Clearly getting to the Prismrivers' final card instead of just their opener is an AMAZING improvement. :V

[Zengeku]

The crows at the beggining restore your power so I think you should always be full. And a no-bomb run is a self inflicted thing, but fine. Heh. Nevermind I guess they don't. :VNot at 90fps.  >=O (At least not easy enough to be worth it.)

Oh yeah, I forgot you were working on that little project. Well, at that speed I suppose its quite tricky. 

[Yukari-Chan]

Tried Lunatic Stage 4. Died at Lily White. Died by Fairies. Died Again by Fairies. Bombed. Died by Merlin lasers. Died again by Merlin lasers. Died by her spell. Died again.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[Elysia]

So I somehow managed to completely forget how to do the stage portion of MoF extra, dying something like fifteen times before even reaching Kanako. Even though I could trivially perfect that segment when trying for a ReimuB no-focus run.

[Yukari-Chan]

I destroyed the whole Extra Stage with Marisa's Penetration Laser at the power of 3.00! Overpower  :derp:

[Zengeku]

I died on the UFO Stage 6 opener fairies. Twice. Whut?

[Phlegeth]

"Hi nameless ball of light.  What's that?  Getting ready to leave, well I'll just hang out at the top of the screen so I can get the 1Up as soon as-PICHOOON"

Yea, I got hit by Stage 4 mid-boss as she was leaving.  I got the 1Up at least  :derp:

[qno2]

Trainwreck in EoSD lunatic. Still made it to Scarlet Gensokyo (and died while waiting for the item drop for max power, didn't even try to dodge = derp) - can't comprehend, what the hell; how did I make it up to the final spellcard? Guess this one consisted of 'slight derp' stretched out over the entire run as opposed to "critical derp/failure/lack of skill at the worst time" so it feels as if I had so much more of it in this run.

And another derp moment from StB. I take a picture and relax, stretch my arms, kinda satisfied at how I beat the scene: "oh, it's not over yet! One more!" Needless to say that I got hit. Still debating whether I should laugh or cry, silly me. :V

[Esper]

"Hi nameless ball of light.  What's that?  Getting ready to leave, well I'll just hang out at the top of the screen so I can get the 1Up as soon as-PICHOOON"

Yea, I got hit by Stage 4 mid-boss as she was leaving.  I got the 1Up at least  :derp:

OH MY GOD LOL

But seriously, even my old, noobish self would know better than to do that.

[strangedudemeh]

In PCB Extra, THE EASIEST EXTRA IN THE SERIES... I couldn't even reach Chen. I don't even want to know how will I do in EoSD Extra.

[Elysia]

OH MY GOD LOL

But seriously, even my old, noobish self would know better than to do that.

It's the derp thread. Everyone has bad moments, and making fun of them is probably not the greatest thing to do here.

In PCB Extra, THE EASIEST EXTRA IN THE SERIES... I couldn't even reach Chen. I don't even want to know how will I do in EoSD Extra.

The main reason PCB Extra is considered easy is how much of it is rote memorization. If it's your first time and you don't know what to expect, doing badly is normal. Watching a replay can help tremendously; I can mostly recommend my recent perfect run. The only spots where I wouldn't recommend following my moves are Blue Oni Red Oni (which I highly suggest bombing during a standard clear attempt anyway, it's one of the few actually hard cards in the stage so it helps a lot that Chen doesn't have bomb immunity) and Princess Tenko (I get the basic idea right, but I move awkwardly at a few points and I don't even know how I made that dodge on the left side that one time near the end of it).

Just keep trying. Every try you'll get closer and closer. And when you win for the first time it is one of the best feelings in the world.

[Byaaakuren]

I just got pwned by Icicle fall on hard. I can capture most cards of the game ( besides that one ). WHY!!!!

You mean Hailstorm :V