Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)

[strangedudemeh]

Tried to 1CC MoF Normal recently and almost perfected Stage 2, captured Broken Amulet and got an extend. And then immediately afterwards I lost that extend on Pain Flow, Hina's easiest spellcard on Normal. (that I always captured before) And after that I failed royally on Stage 3 too.

[I have no name]

I will not try to capture Cranberry Trap with ReimuA.
I will not think that EoSD hitboxes are the same as PCB.
I will not attempt to dodge the red waves of Flandre's survival.
All of these will end horribly, and did.

[Zodiac]

I will not think that EoSD hitboxes are the same as PCB.

me too!
I think PCB hitboxes is smaller than EoSD.

[Sality]

I think PCB hitboxes is smaller than EoSD.

I suppose it cannot be measured ?
Looking back at the past, I derp'd more in PCB than in EoSD.

[Seppo Hovi]

I suppose it cannot be measured ?

EoSD has different hitboxes from the rest of the Windows games.

[Piranha]

What the...?!

In my UFO Easy MarisaB 1cc attempt just now I perfected almost everything until Shou(8 lifes/6 bombs), then everything went downhill.
Reached Stage 6 with 3/2,  died on Byakurens final nonspell...

Damn MarisaB and her shitty bomb, I keep misjudging the bomb immunity...

 

[Ranko Hoshino]

Why do I forget that I can use bombs at random times? Maybe I secretly want to get hit instead? Please remember that you can bomb when you have bombs, me.  :derp:

[Esper]

I game-overed on Touhou 8 Stage 2 because I kept ramming into shit.

Also, I died on 1-3 on Double Spoiler because I tried to take a picture at 99%. No joke.

[I have no name]

Also, I died on 1-3 on Double Spoiler because I tried to take a picture at 99%. No joke.

Story of my life.

[The Greatest Dog]

so i was doing a no-death flandre run and i perfected everything until And Then, whereupon i was peaceably ending the blue wave and decided it would be a fantastic idea to throw myself into a bunch of bullets leaving the screen

then i finished the rest of the card and capped qed

gfdi

You know, because of you, I went into EoSD extra and tried Flandre. And something startlingly similar happened. Except double KO on QED, too.

[Ranko Hoshino]

Why do I forget that I can use bombs at random times? Maybe I secretly want to get hit instead? Please remember that you can bomb when you have bombs, me.  :derp:

This and blindly flying into random stuff seem to be great for not getting Normal 1cc's.  :V

I really would like to unlock some more Extra stages.  :ohdear:

[チソウ タイゼン]

I don't know what my stance on Extras are.
They seem to be between Hard and Lunatic, about Stages 3 and 4 level in general.

I shouldn't be failing on Koishi's stage as much as I am

Hurp hurp durr cannot circle around fairies

[MTSranger]

UFO stage 4...
Hmmm... well, let's run to go for that blinking red UFO... *gets it at top left of screen* oh shit many bullets at the top.
*it's okay, I can dodge this... it's almost ending...*
*wait, doesn't that mean Nue...??*
Nue: surprise tackle! :V

[Elysia]

There is nothing worse than making a ton of impossible "holy shit how did I ever even do that" dodges and then dying to a lone bullet.

[BT]

They seem to be between Hard and Lunatic, about Stages 3 and 4 level in general.

I wouldn't put them above hard. Then again, I wouldn't put some of them below hard either.

[Elysia]

I died to Koishi at her opener. :colonveeplusalpha:

[Phlegeth]

I hit the first rock in SA

[Wisp]

The urge catch every last point and power item, even if it means dodging quickly through a huge bulletstorm = many stupid deaths.
And I feel really bad inside if I let any items drop, for some reason. UFOs, bomb items, everything.

EDIT: Also, I've lost count of how many times I've been Wriggle Kicked.

[Zodiac]

I died to Byakuren's last card (almopst captured it ) in my attempt try to 1cc ufo lunatic with 2 bombs in stock (everything slow down and then . . . . )

[Zil]

I died to Byakuren's last card (almopst captured it ) in my attempt try to 1cc ufo lunatic with 2 bombs in stock (everything slow down and then . . . . )

Welcome to the club!

[Lepetit89]

Welcome to the club!

One hell of a club, but yes, welcome.

[Zodiac]

Welcome to the club!

thank you very much ~!

One hell of a club, but yes, welcome.

heheh XD

[LeviLamprey]

EDIT:
Posted in the wrong thread, derp
But if I'm here, may as well share my stupidity:
For the lulz, I decided to redo SA Easy with Maritroid Team.
Cue dying to Needle Hell (!!!) and Spleen Eater (!!!) as well as 3 stage deaths, a death on Cat Walk and on one of her nonspells
WHAT IS THIS IT'S EASY MODE AND STAGE 5 ISN'T EVEN THAT BAD
I musn't have been very awake 

[I have no name]

I decided it was a good idea to try to capture Miko's third spell with only 1 life in stock when I had 2 bombs.  Oops. (normal mode, challenge run)

[Puffy]

Depression doesn't help touhou at all. can't even clear lunatic in 10D, hard on UFO, can't even pass first 3 stages....Adequately.

[Skyler]

Oh look, I accidently opened EoSD. I haven't played this in a while, let's try a stage 5 Hard practice.
*dies to Sakuya's midboss nonspell*
*dies to Clock Corpse*
*dies to The World*
*finishes with 0 resources remaining*

[Ranko Hoshino]

So, I can make it a little way into fighting with Miko on Normal, but I have a decent amount of trouble getting to and especially beyond DAT ARROW DANCE. I also like to derp up randomly beforehand. Maybe I should be saving some replays for you guys to see. I can't get help if I don't show off my "skills".  :V

[Esper]

SIX FUCKING DEATHS.

SIX FUCKING DEATHS.

[Zodiac]

I died at Satori's last spell by using wrong safespot

[I have no name]

I died at Satori's last spell by using wrong safespot

Deep Mist Labyrinth has a safespot???
Wait, Great Whirlwind???
Return Inanimateness???
Extending Arm???
Whatever MarisaB's last Satori spell is???

Spoiler:

I know it's Border of Wave and Particle, and I know it's right next to Satori.  It's an easy safespot to derp though.