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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #270 on: October 20, 2010, 05:01:15 AM »
Tried a single MoF Easy scorerun.

1. failed to break one billion
2. failed both of Kanako's last cards



- Restart stage 1 like eight times because I kept dying
LLS and MS love throwing a ninja bullet at you while you're still warming up don't they

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #271 on: October 21, 2010, 05:25:34 PM »
"IN Normal Unfocus...ho this shouldn't be too bad."
"WAIT WAT REIMU WTF..."

And then...I realised...
WHY BUT WHY DID I TAKE MARISA FOR AN NON-FOCUS RUN...
That was...stupid.
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #272 on: October 21, 2010, 06:10:25 PM »
Tried a single MoF Easy scorerun.

1. failed to break one billion

Don't feel too bad. My highscore is only 937 mil.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #273 on: October 21, 2010, 11:19:59 PM »
Not an actual Touhou game, but I didn't know there was a minimap in Touhou Labyrinth until halfway through floor 7.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #274 on: October 22, 2010, 03:17:56 AM »
"IN Normal Unfocus...ho this shouldn't be too bad."
"WAIT WAT REIMU WTF..."

And then...I realised...
WHY BUT WHY DID I TAKE MARISA FOR AN NON-FOCUS RUN...
That was...stupid.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #275 on: October 27, 2010, 03:18:08 PM »
I am so out of practice on Ran. I just finished a fight(No Bombs) with no spare lives left. Major derp.

Seems like I still have stuff down though. Except for Izuna Gongen safespot which I can never consistently do.

Edit: Perfect until survival, die with 0 seconds left, die twice on Izuna Gongen.

Edit: My Phantasm performance is now much worse.1D6B stage part, 2D4B stage part. Terrible Yukari fights. Oh, I made a safespot in BoLaD, too bad it's not where I can do decent damage and she time out phased me due to it.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2010, 04:16:54 PM by Phoenixma »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #276 on: October 27, 2010, 11:15:56 PM »
Phantasm isn`t kind today. I wanted to play it for fun since it`s the only extra I don`t rage on. 1st run - picked Reimu A for kicks, Dakini's Heavenly Possession rapes me since Reimu A sucks balls. Ragequit.  :derp:. 2nd run - Marisa B for kicks again, derped everything that could be derped, and despite no deaths with bombs, I start Xanadu of Straight and Curve 1/2. Fuck this shit, no reason to continue this run. Now I get serious, pick Reimu B. Awesome run, captured Balance of Motion and Stillness for the first time...followed by 2 deaths on the next nonspell with full stock as soon as I can get hit after death.  :colonveeplusalpha: Rage fucking quit...My reading skills fuck with me in the most cruel way possible today. Maybe I`ll try once again later if I feel like it...

EDIT: Another try...derped Yukari`s 1st card. Seriously. Fuck you.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2010, 11:43:38 PM by Critz »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #277 on: October 28, 2010, 02:37:08 AM »
I have a 3/10 ratio of capturing and encountering Yukari's first card.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #278 on: October 28, 2010, 08:39:04 AM »
Shou and her lasers Nuff said.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #279 on: October 28, 2010, 09:26:14 PM »
I was expecting being a bit rusty at IN Extra stage after not having played it in I don't know how many months, but managing to mess up and get hit on both Flaw of Forgiving Shrine and Xu Fu's Dimension?  Now that's just bad. And I didn't even manage to reach either of the two spellcards (Woo and Fukiyama Volcano) that usually made me game over in that stage.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #280 on: October 30, 2010, 05:41:24 PM »
IN Normal. "Died" (deathbombed) 29 seconds into the first stage because I was chasing a power up. Brilliant.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #281 on: October 31, 2010, 09:54:14 PM »
Generally, I do Possessed by Phoenix's 2nd phase by streaming, except since I sucked at tapping before I usually preemptively use a bomb when I hit other end of the screen. Come this run, I did the same thing, but then I realized - the bullets stopped before I could stop myself from hitting the bomb button. Then I was so angry from screwing myself out a capture I ended up getting hit on 3rd phase. You know, the phase where one can literally have an 100% capture rate by running around the screen?

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #282 on: October 31, 2010, 10:34:38 PM »
I have learned that it is indeed possible to die during dialogue! In EoSD at least. I got walled by the fairies in stage 5; Sakuya gives her little spiel while I go *pichun*.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2010, 10:36:48 PM by Topos »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #283 on: November 01, 2010, 12:27:07 AM »
Belated note to self:  Try not to die to the first blue wave of Phoenix Spread Wings or the first wave of boss Alice's first nonspell in PCB Hard anymore.  Thanks!
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #284 on: November 02, 2010, 11:17:42 PM »
I just died to Ran's opener.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #285 on: November 03, 2010, 12:18:45 AM »
I just counted how many time's I've failed "Unseasonal Butterfly Storm".
356.

I haven't passed it once.

Sigh...
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #286 on: November 03, 2010, 09:53:16 PM »
On Immortal "Fire Bird -Flying Phoenix-". Tapped right into one of the stationary bullets...there where no bullets coming at me and for a brief moment nothing was moving...and I tapped right into the bullet next to me....

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #287 on: November 04, 2010, 05:35:30 AM »
I just counted how many time's I've failed "Unseasonal Butterfly Storm".
356.

I haven't passed it once.

Sigh...

Have you tried doing with only vertical movement?

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #288 on: November 04, 2010, 08:21:57 AM »
I failed Keine's Three Sacred Treasures - Country... twice... in a row. Oh and add a General Headquarters Crisis failure as well. Annoying that something like that should ruin my perfect run. I finally found a memorization free way to handle the stage portion so i'm working on stage perfection instead of just boss perfection. Keine isn't hard so its just a matter of not fucking up stupidly.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #289 on: November 04, 2010, 12:47:50 PM »
I died twice on IN's extra stage alone.
Then proceed to capture Giant Hollow Woo and a couple other of the final nonspells for the first time ever.
Got to Possessed by phoenix and die on it's second phase (again)
2 lives less but I reached the same place that I would game over at.
I can do this. but do I want to?  :ohdear:


Edit: Made it to stage 4 of SA lunatic without continuing for once.
Bombed everything.
Perfect timeout of parsee's 1st card. (lol no power)
Game over'd when trying to safespot stage 4 deathfairy while 5th lifepiece was falling.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 01:16:36 PM by GenericTouhouFailure »

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #290 on: November 04, 2010, 02:21:11 PM »
11 consecutive Peerless Wind Gods while practicing up on Aya.

I read all of them perfectly. I should have captured all of them. But I screwed up easy dodges on all of them. None of the dodges I messed up on had any difficulty. I got all the hard dodges though.

Edit: No bombs attempt game over on Yasaka's Divine Wind. 18/57 on that card.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 03:36:30 PM by Phoenixma »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #291 on: November 04, 2010, 06:29:34 PM »
I failed Keine's Three Sacred Treasures - Country... twice... in a row.
what

I finally found a memorization free way
do I see a contradiction here?

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #292 on: November 04, 2010, 06:40:19 PM »
I just double KO game overed on Yasaka's Divine Wind after yet another derp filled No Bombs attempt.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #293 on: November 05, 2010, 09:35:17 AM »
do I see a contradiction here?

Remembering enemy spawn locations and the best positions to deal with them isn't what i think of when i think memorization. Instead i'm thinking Hourai Jewel (dash below green bullet, turn streaming, dash below red bullet, turn streaming etc.) or a static route.

The technique, that i'm not sure if works, is not static. The amount of bullets i must deal with depend on how many fairies i manage to kill because forced to move to the area in question.

The only other hint at a way to deal with it before was memorizing a set of movements.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #294 on: November 05, 2010, 08:54:59 PM »
I gave Yukari a try after not touching her for a few months (I've already beaten her.  I just wanted to see if I could do it again).  I died to her second nonspell, "Balance of Motion and Stillness", and "Bewitching Butterfly Living in the Zen Temple" in SPECTACULARLY STUPID fashions.  :derp:

I thought my stupidity would continue throughout the battle, but here's the funny thing.

I still cleared the stage. :V

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #295 on: November 07, 2010, 02:51:24 PM »
Hey, I almost perfected Lunatic Orin

*Saves Replay*

Crap, I picked Hard mode to practice. And didn't notice it for several runs of the stage.

*Tries Lunatic*

Gets owned due to not having played the game for a long time.


Edit: Just tried an MoF Lunatic run. I finished with 2 spare lives. None of those deaths should have even happened. I was distracted on the VoWG one though, but I could have just bombed that so. Ended with over 500,000,000. It should have been higher.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2010, 04:46:23 PM by Phoenixma »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #296 on: November 09, 2010, 09:58:37 AM »
Is there any touhou game at all that I can play without failing excessively at all?
Seriously?


Edit: then she came down a few runs later on the FIRST ultra ball i throw. what.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2010, 12:43:20 PM by GenericTouhouFailure »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #297 on: November 09, 2010, 12:21:02 PM »
Got to "Hell's Artificial Sun" 2/0. Lost on final phase. Still no 1cc Normal for me. I feel like mudering some birds now.

EDIT: Sorry, but when I wrote it, I was barely able to write a coherent sentence. Still, derps on "Knock Out In Three Steps" and "Blazing Wheel" were uncalled for. Otherwise my sweetest run so far. "Hell's Artificial Sun" is a bitch though. I bombed like, 5 times and still only barely got to the final phase. Even Yukari with power under 3 takes forever to finish it...

Also, unrelated but when I was coming back home, I saw a black cat lying on the street, flattened by a car. Got back home and finally had a fight with Orin that I can call somewhat good. And I finally got further than "Blazing Wheel" on normal. Coincidence O_o?
« Last Edit: November 09, 2010, 02:29:28 PM by Critz »

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #298 on: November 10, 2010, 02:08:36 AM »
Still haven't beat Koishi.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #299 on: November 10, 2010, 07:44:03 AM »
So I tried to do a SA Normal No Vert 1cc.

No deaths until stage 4, ok. Eventually got to Okuu's second last card, and that was all bombs.

And then I realized the last card made it absolutely impossible.

edit: oh yeah, her third card is also stupid.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2010, 07:53:43 AM by Nereid »