Author Topic: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II) (Read 134696 times)

Udongein · « **Reply #150 on:** August 11, 2010, 06:50:06 PM »

I mistook some of the snowflakes in the background of SA Extra as point items. :derp:

MTSranger · « **Reply #151 on:** August 12, 2010, 02:45:05 AM »

EoSD run, it was terrible...
I died to demarcation and perfect freeze (by stationary bullets) :derp:

EDIT:
and then, EoSD easy at 90fps.
Died 5 times somehow, and one of them went to Cirno :V

ImperishableCat · « **Reply #152 on:** August 13, 2010, 10:20:56 PM »

I really derp a lot on Mystia. I think I'm somehow underestimating her.

Udongein · « **Reply #153 on:** August 15, 2010, 09:49:13 PM »

In Fairy Wars, during the final boss fight, I didn't have any bombs.
I then proceeded to die twice and game over because I was trying to bomb and wasn't moving at all.
:derp:

ImperishableCat · « **Reply #154 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:10:30 AM »

"Let's practice Youmu!"
*Derpdeath before midboss & restart x3*

omgdmp · « **Reply #155 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:55:30 AM »

PCB hard
First run: miss 6 times on first 3 stages on random non spellcards and no miss at all stages 4 to 6
Second run: no miss on first 4 stages and 5 miss on youmu
failderp

LHCling · « **Reply #156 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:24:56 AM »

"Okay! I'm clear of the lasers, but I moved out a bit too much. Let's move back in a bi- wait where are you going S-

-anaaaaaaaeeeeeee!!!!"

Critz · « **Reply #157 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:57:20 PM »

I seriously demand some good player to slap that hollow head of mine. Why the hell I thought that dodging Shikigami "Chen" on the bottom of the screen and Shikigami "Ran Yakumo" higher is a good idea, instead of other way around? Bonus points for derping last life on Kokkuri-san's Contract because I bombed the last part too early and clipped a bullet before it ended thus depriving me of unlocking phantasm with Reimu A (perfectionism, I don`t play as her seriously anymore)

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Chronojet ⚙ Dragon · « **Reply #158 on:** August 19, 2010, 11:52:07 AM »

Fairy Wars.

OK so I charge pretty fast when at 100%.

But I just can't charge quickly enough when I need it.

Zengeku · « **Reply #159 on:** August 21, 2010, 08:00:30 AM »

Okay. Two derps today!

You know, that PCB Stage 5 end-stage section where a lotta fairies unload a lot of bullets that's still pathetically easy to dodge? I just stand there. Not moving. *died*. I don't think i have ever died at that spot on any difficulty in my entire time of playing Touhou. And that's only to have a perfect Youmu fight afterwards.

And what more? Died to Okuu's Ten Evil Suns (third card, not sure if i got name right). What? How could that possibly happen? I suck at Touhou. :V

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #160 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:44:47 PM »

Enter Sinkable Vortex Lunatic 2/2

Die with 2 bombs in stock, die with 2 bombs in stock, die with 2 bombs in stock, all on that card.

That should have been a stage 5 run.

Not that I have a chance though. Kogasa and the entirety of stage 3 still kills most of my lives.

MTSranger · « **Reply #161 on:** August 22, 2010, 03:45:35 AM »

I died to Rumia and Daiyousei in EoSD... :derp:

SegaSaturnGal · « **Reply #162 on:** August 22, 2010, 10:39:50 PM »

Giving up on Reisen's story mode in PoFV. ON STAGE 2.

...

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Seriously, I probably would've done better...

Kayin · « **Reply #163 on:** August 23, 2010, 01:02:33 AM »

Quote from: SegaSaturnGal on August 22, 2010, 10:39:50 PM

Giving up on Reisen's story mode in PoFV. ON STAGE 2.

...

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Seriously, I probably would've done better...

This happened to me on EoSD stage 5. :V

Sen · « **Reply #164 on:** August 23, 2010, 01:46:25 PM »

I briefly forgot I could freeze bullets in GFW, leading to me dying quickly three times to Sunny Milk.

Reddyne · « **Reply #165 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:48:33 PM »

I still can't stand the jump physics in New Super Marisa Land. Jump straight up and into a box and watch it push you to the side for no reason other than 'because'. Graze your head against something and I get the wonderful surprise of finding that my bunny ears suddenly will not respond. Come down from a jump, try to jump again, and plow directly into whatever is waiting for me on the ground because the jump didn't register at the right moment. Not to mention all the times I've managed to jump directly in between two enemies with only one block space in between them.

Also, I don't know why, but I get pissed at the wrong things in general. I could probably get my arm chopped off and be like "oh, fiddlesticks. I guess learning how to play the piano is right out now." Meanwhile, I waste 5 minutes in New Super Marisa Land dying a few times on a boss and I sound like I'm the administrator for a stubbed toe convention.

Critz · « **Reply #166 on:** August 24, 2010, 01:10:15 AM »

After I deathbomb AND die on Remi`s opener, I go to the top of the screen to misdirect...only to have a heart attack when the lazors appear instead. Never felt so ⑨-ish before. My brain always reacted to "Star of David" declaration, why the hell it couldn`t react properly to "Young Demon Lord"? What`s even worse, I survived...until the third wave, when I went down thinking it`ll be a snap then, and accidentally hugged a lazor. And why the hell I always lose to bubbles on the opener when I can capture Xanadu of Straight and Curve (Charming Siege is another story...)? Are they different?

Erppo · « **Reply #167 on:** August 24, 2010, 01:23:36 AM »

In EoSD the bubbles have a bigger hitbox than in every other game. It's best to just learn to stay the hell away from them. I usually just bomb if it looks I have to get close to them.

MTSranger · « **Reply #168 on:** August 24, 2010, 02:07:33 AM »

What's worse is the metal fatigue bullets that stay very close to bubbles in Remilia's opener.
You need to stay the hell away from both, but the bubbles are a bit more friendly.
The hitbox for EoSD bubbles is the red area, not the black area.

and...
I died to Border of Life and Death by clipping WHITE bullets, TWICE, in the easy phases too. :derp:

Myschi · « **Reply #169 on:** August 25, 2010, 09:58:03 PM »

A bit of a story to set us up.

I love the POC. Items about to fall off the screen? Nope! *POC*

However, this leads to some really, REALLY, REALLY derpy moments.

... like slamming into one of midboss!Nazrin's (stage 1) arrows. While it was stationary. When I clearly saw it form and had time to react.

For that, I want someone to give me a good slap upside the head. :derp:

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #170 on:** August 26, 2010, 12:42:06 AM »

How did I just manage to die 6 times on UFO Stage 2. Seriously, what the hell was that?

Mushyrulez · « **Reply #171 on:** August 27, 2010, 09:48:09 PM »

I STILL CAN'T DEATHBOMB

>:|

Died on Embody a Scarlet You (EaSY), on Meiling's wind chime or whatever without a single bomb used.

RAEG

Vibri · « **Reply #172 on:** August 27, 2010, 11:10:45 PM »

That's because deathbombing is impossible to do reflexively. Don't try to do that. It doesn't work.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #173 on:** August 27, 2010, 11:18:01 PM »

When a loli frog goddess throws jellybeans at you, the correct response is to move, not to catch the red one in your mouth to find out if it is cherry or strawberry flavored.

orinrin · « **Reply #174 on:** August 27, 2010, 11:20:43 PM »

IN easy at 120FPS. Died to the first bullet that appeared.

Mushyrulez · « **Reply #175 on:** August 28, 2010, 01:22:58 AM »

Quote from: VgameT on August 27, 2010, 11:10:45 PM

That's because deathbombing is impossible to do reflexively. Don't try to do that. It doesn't work.

Yeah, I finally beat PCB by bombing like 3 seconds before a bullet appears.

Not sure whether or not that's how ya do it cause at ta end I always realize that I can dodge it :V

Phlegeth · « **Reply #176 on:** August 29, 2010, 04:45:32 AM »

I died twice to mid-boss Hina.

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #177 on:** August 29, 2010, 04:07:11 PM »

I tried timing out Mishagujisama.while getting it to its hardest nontimeout phase.

I died with 98 seconds left on the timer and can see why Formless stopped at an earlier phase. I would have died at the timeout phase anyway.

Zengeku · « **Reply #178 on:** August 29, 2010, 09:45:06 PM »

Quote from: VgameT on August 27, 2010, 11:10:45 PM

That's because deathbombing is impossible to do reflexively. Don't try to do that. It doesn't work.

It is something you do with reflexes.

Jaimers · « **Reply #179 on:** August 29, 2010, 09:54:12 PM »

Still, you shouldn't rely on it.

~~It also kills your bombing in other shmups but nobody cares about that here.~~

Author Topic: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II) (Read 134696 times)

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