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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #120 on: July 26, 2010, 06:50:50 PM »
After a three-week break, came back intending to perfect Kanako on Normal. Everything went perfectly up till Misayama, but that's no big deal. Captured Heaven's Stream for the first time, which was nice. Failed Mountain Of Faith. Yeah. After capping it six times in a row.

A bunch of stupid deaths on my Orin attempt, but the one on Spleen Eater deserves some attention. Ran into the last bullet in a trail. My record on it is now 4/13 ORZ. Did beat her final non-spell, but that wasn't too hard.

Guess it goes to show how you shouldn't play Genetos to get back into shape. Great game, but pathetically easy for a danmaku, even on Creator mode.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #121 on: July 26, 2010, 06:54:17 PM »
Guess it goes to show how you shouldn't play Genetos to get back into shape. Great game, but pathetically easy for a danmaku, even on Creator mode.
because genetos plays differently from touhou

also genetos gives touhou extends x2


Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #122 on: July 26, 2010, 08:46:41 PM »
because genetos plays differently from touhou

also genetos gives touhou extends x2

You mean twice as many extends? And its not any longer than a Touhou game? Wha? I'd call it more of a movie than a game then.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #123 on: July 26, 2010, 08:50:44 PM »
Calling it a game would be unfair, it's more of a playable evolution of the shmup genre.

You start off with Space Invaders and as the game goes on, more stuff gets added and you end up in a bullet hell shmup with tons of power ups and stuff.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #124 on: July 26, 2010, 08:57:23 PM »
Yeah okay. I think i have actually heard about that once. But the time has come for me to post something derpy.

I died 4 times to SA Stage 3. On Normal. Yes, i did. I don't know how those bullets found my hitbox but they found it.

It feels like dying to Frost Walrus... :(, if any of you guys even know who he is

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #125 on: July 26, 2010, 08:59:19 PM »
the easiest stage 3 boss I assume? :V

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #126 on: July 26, 2010, 09:51:46 PM »
Orin on stage 5 is a bitch... even though she's a cat :3

she, like sakuya, makes it impossible for me to get to the final stage. good thing I have replays of other people, and dialouge on the wiki. speaking of that, I love how everything is explained in the extras.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #127 on: July 26, 2010, 11:28:59 PM »
It feels like dying to Frost Walrus... :(, if any of you guys even know who he is
Took Zero only four to six hits (?, it's been a long time) IIRC :3

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #128 on: July 27, 2010, 08:13:37 PM »
Calling it a game would be unfair, it's more of a playable evolution of the shmup genre.

No, it's a great game in the sense that Rez is a game, but it's not hard at all. Even on creator, you start with 6 default lives, and it's easy to get shields that make you effectively invulnerable. Still failed a good number of 1cc's, though. Final boss is fun, but really really long and not that many patterns.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #129 on: July 27, 2010, 08:52:46 PM »
Orin on stage 5 is a bitch... even though she's a cat :3

My experience with my own cat have taught me that cats in general are bitches. Constant meow'ing.

the easiest stage 3 boss I assume? :V

She is. I just had an incredibly bad day. I perfect her consistently on Lunatic. I said it. It was derpy.

Took Zero only four to six hits (?, it's been a long time) IIRC :3

Getting hit by Frost Walrus is an embarassment on its own. Frost Walrus, Chill Penguin, Blizzard Wolfang, Blizzard Buffalo. Ice bosses tend to be trivial. Cirno and Letty can testify to that as well.


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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #130 on: July 27, 2010, 09:15:17 PM »
SA extra. Phone rings in the middle of Koishi battle.

In the point .01 seconds it takes me for left hand to leap up to ESC key and pause, I somehow manage to hit the wrong key and fly straight into a wall before the game stops.:



Unpausing deathbomb failed as well  :V

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #131 on: July 31, 2010, 07:28:45 AM »
dasgfasf


Panic bombed after the card ended.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #132 on: August 03, 2010, 07:42:01 AM »
Oh man, what the hell. I try an IN Lunatic run. Died twice on stage 2, what the hell. Died another two times on stage 3. Alright, I've got two lives left; instead of quitting, let's see where this goes. I then completely fail to die on stage 4 (wtf), do stage 5 without dying or bombing (and even capture that Last Spell), and then die just once on Kaguya (capturing hard stuff like Brilliant Dragon Bullet (I actually think this one's easy) and Life Spring Infinity, while failing the easy stuff like Salamander Shield).

I was *so* close to 3 billion. What the hell.

I can't tell if this belongs in this thread or the bitching/whining one.
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #133 on: August 03, 2010, 04:03:18 PM »
I just died on Mysterious Snake Show.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #134 on: August 03, 2010, 04:21:55 PM »
SA hard
After dying to KIsume and Yamame, and quadruple continuing to get me to stage 5...
Hello Mid Boss Orin! Let's sit right in bottom center and dodge Cat Walk! :colonveeplusalpha:

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #135 on: August 05, 2010, 11:11:14 PM »
Just captured Mountain of Faith Normal .....

.... but failed all of Kanako's other cards.  :derp:

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #136 on: August 06, 2010, 05:00:04 AM »
Perfect Mugetu.  I say to myself "Well, it looks like my skill hasn't completely atrophied".

I then die to Gengetu's first wave.  Not her first phase.  The first wave of heart bullets.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #137 on: August 08, 2010, 06:10:15 AM »
Ugh, why .... perfect first two stages of IN Normal, then die three times on stage 3. And only one of those was to Keine. -.-

Kind of a shame I didn't keep the replay, though, because somewhere in all that mess, I also had a perfect deathbomb.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #138 on: August 08, 2010, 03:04:20 PM »
Trying to play the game at 90 FPS to try to improve reflexes on VoWG when I take it on at normal speed isn't such a good idea.

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #139 on: August 09, 2010, 05:17:29 AM »
I was playing UFO, on Normal, and was on Nazrin's first spell.  Just as I was telling myself to concentrate, I moved to the right to dodge a bullet, and apparently decided it would just be neat to sit there for a full three seconds and make no movements as I watched a different bullet come at me.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #140 on: August 09, 2010, 05:57:50 AM »
I defeated Yukari for the first time last night.  Ironically, during that very same run, I lost a life to Ran during the midboss battle for the first time in quite a while.  Now I can't bear to watch the replay of my first successful Phantasm run without flinching at that stupid death  :blush:

Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #141 on: August 09, 2010, 11:13:24 PM »
PCB normal.

Thought I beat Yuyuko, put down my controller, and promptly not nailed by get last spellcard. :getdown:

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #142 on: August 10, 2010, 03:24:00 PM »
2 deaths on SA S5.

One on Rin, fine.

The other one?  With full power, on the streaming at the very end.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #143 on: August 11, 2010, 01:30:01 AM »
So I finally decided to start playing the games on Lunatic seriously. After few hours of practice I thought I could do EoSD. I did ok, got to the final stage but guess what ended my run? The easiest goddamn attack in the whole game where Remilia shoots those knife spirals!
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #144 on: August 11, 2010, 02:23:12 AM »
Earlier today, I played EoSD stage 2 on normal mode to see if I was able to capture Icicle Fall, since it was brought up a bit in IRC and I remembered I use to have an embarrassing amount of trouble on it. I captured it, but I died on Perfect Freeze. Not because of it out-doing me, but because I purposefully did the biggest mistake you can do on the card because it was only normal mode.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #145 on: August 11, 2010, 05:34:53 AM »
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #146 on: August 11, 2010, 05:40:00 AM »
Earlier today, I played EoSD stage 2 on normal mode to see if I was able to capture Icicle Fall, since it was brought up a bit in IRC and I remembered I use to have an embarrassing amount of trouble on it. I captured it, but I died on Perfect Freeze. Not because of it out-doing me, but because I purposefully did the biggest mistake you can do on the card because it was only normal mode.

:derp:

Running into the stationary bullets?

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #147 on: August 11, 2010, 06:25:38 AM »
:derp:

I'd bet on getting hit in the face by the streams after the bullets freeze, since these are aimed at you instead of around you on lower difficulties.

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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #148 on: August 11, 2010, 06:32:06 AM »
It was getting hit by the streams. The only thing you need to remember is to not move unless necessary once those bullets come out, regardless of difficulty. Once again, it was quite enlightening.

Also I like nearly died on places like Daiyousei because I was not used to bullets traveling so slowly. :V It's a weird effect.
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Re: Touhou ::derp:: Thread (II)
« Reply #149 on: August 11, 2010, 07:14:06 AM »
I uploaded an Extra clear of UFO with SanaeA in it to test the 15 minute videos...

I recorded the mouse in it. :V