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Spidere

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Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« on: April 09, 2010, 12:28:04 AM »
> You are AURICA! A lonely faerie from the outside world! You have been hired on by YUKARI YAKUMO. So far, you have defeated an ice faerie, bought groceries, sold cookies to a hungry salesmen, survived and  lipped off one of the strongest youkai in all of Gensokyo. You can copy abilities at a whim, stopped a zombie infestation, escaped from a universe of chaos, got a suppository the size of a grapefruit administered, got a living doll companion that can only say it's name, befriended an eccentric Kappa, made it into the tabloids, and befriended the mistress of the palace of spirits and her sister. You are now trying to stop their haywire pets, Orin, and Okuu/Utsuho.

-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.

-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.

-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.2: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind,
and earth with extra potency. You can now utilize metal and sun.

-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.

-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
-KITTY STEALTH
-GAP LV:0.3

-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.

-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.

-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.

-DANMAKU LV.3: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!


Spellcards:

- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level. Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.

- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.

-Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.

Quests:
COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION!: Stop Orin's research.
Mind the gap!: Master the gap.

Inventory:
-Fairy Set
-Journal
-List
-Super Duper Megacrystal Pen
-GPS
-Catnip
-Chicago Typewriter (lost)
-Huge Ass Rocket Launcher (partner hold)

Shanghai inventory:
- Small Rifle
- Ubersaw

> A hell raven has burst through the wall! Do something!

Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 12:29:45 AM »
>Wait is it too late to copy Orin's ability of turning into a cat? >_>
>Check on Lily and Shanghai's position.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 12:30:59 AM »
>"HEY UTSUHO! WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL THE WORST PERSON EVER, AND THE PAST CHANGES SO THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN?"
>Real paradoxes, motherbitches

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 12:34:22 AM »
>Wait is it too late to copy Orin's ability of turning into a cat? >_>
>Check on Lily and Shanghai's position.

> Likely. Something tells you either couldn't, or shouldn't copy that one. Sort of like Satori's ability.

> They've made it down safely. She appears to be panicking at the sight of the raven.

> She lands in front of you. You can't help but notice the giant cannon on her arm, and the crystal on her chest. This must be Utsuho!
> "So you're that faerie, huh?! Let's go then!"
> She lunges at you, hollering in what sounds like complete rage.

>"HEY UTSUHO! WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL THE WORST PERSON EVER, AND THE PAST CHANGES SO THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN?"
>Real paradoxes, motherbitches

> "Then I would never be born!"
> She begins to charge again.

> Nope.

Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 12:36:58 AM »
>"WHAT'S FOUR DIVIDED BY ZERO!?"
>Throw danmaku at her direction to get her attention, and then continuously aerodash away from her!

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 12:38:45 AM »
>"WHAT'S FOUR DIVIDED BY ZERO!?"
>Throw danmaku at her direction to get her attention, and then continuously aerodash away from her!

> "I DON'T CARE!"

> The danmaku glances off of her. You try to dash away, but she manages to smack your foot.
> Your foot is now INJURED.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 12:40:17 AM »
> "Hey Utsuho!
I am what I am as long people don't know what I am
If people know what I am I wouldn't be what I am
What am I?"

(Sorry Okashii.  I just though that it would be good to use it. XD)

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2010, 12:50:07 AM »
> "Hey Utsuho!
I am what I am as long people don't know what I am
If people know what I am I wouldn't be what I am
What am I?"

(Sorry Okashii.  I just though that it would be good to use it. XD)

> She stops.
> "Deap....What?"

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 12:52:51 AM »
> As soon as she seems lost in thought, fire danmaku or bullets at her eye-crystal thingie on her chest.

Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 12:54:32 AM »
>While shooting danmaku, move up toward the crystal and use concetrated fisticuff on it!

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 12:57:05 AM »
> Before doing this, repeat the riddle.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 12:58:33 AM »
>Don't even bother with danmaku, it's likely to just knock her out of it.
>Aerodash into Concentrated Fisticuff, unless Orin tries something sneaky.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 01:45:49 AM »
> Before doing this, repeat the riddle.

> She quickly becomes lost in thought.
> "Well...Uh..."
> "Okuu! It's a trap!"
> "Wha-?"

> As soon as she seems lost in thought, fire danmaku or bullets at her eye-crystal thingie on her chest.
>While shooting danmaku, move up toward the crystal and use concetrated fisticuff on it!
>Don't even bother with danmaku, it's likely to just knock her out of it.
>Aerodash into Concentrated Fisticuff, unless Orin tries something sneaky.

> You dash into a punch while she recovers from the riddle. The second your fist hits the crystal your hand throbs with pain. It seems to be extremely hard!
> "Ha ha! I am invincible!"
> It seems you may have to shoot the crystal.

> As you realize this, you feel Shanghai leap onto your head.
> "Shanghai shanghai!"

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 01:50:16 AM »
>"Shoot it, Shanghai!"
>Danmaku that crystal. Try to ignore hurty fingers ;_;

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 02:27:08 AM »
>"Shoot it, Shanghai!"
>Danmaku that crystal. Try to ignore hurty fingers ;_;

> "Shanghai!"
> She fires into the crystal. It sends down a very tiny crack. Your danmaku doesn't have any effect.
> Utsuho screams in pain from the crack.
> "I'm not letting you win that easy!"

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2010, 02:35:16 AM »
>"Oh yeah? If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear, what sound does it make?"
>Hope that Lily has us covered.
>Try to keep Shanghai safe should Utsuho try anything.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2010, 02:54:18 AM »
>"Oh yeah? If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear, what sound does it make?"
>Hope that Lily has us covered.
>Try to keep Shanghai safe should Utsuho try anything.

> "A fall sound!"

> She appears to be fighting Orin in hand-to-hand combat.

> You make sure to keep Shanghai safe.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2010, 02:57:26 AM »
>"That's a cop-out and you know it! What is a fall sound, then, when no one's around to hear it?"
>Wonder how long it takes a bolt action to reload.
>Think: "Hey, Yukari, can you poke Shanghai to go get my typewriter? I kinda don't wanna say it in front of the crow and tip her off"

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2010, 02:59:24 AM »
>"That's a cop-out and you know it! What is a fall sound, then, when no one's around to hear it?"
>Wonder how long it takes a bolt action to reload.
>Think: "Hey, Yukari, can you poke Shanghai to go get my typewriter? I kinda don't wanna say it in front of the crow and tip her off"

> "A sound no one hears!"

> A few moments, possibly.

> "Does this work?"
> The gun falls from the sky via gap. You catch it.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2010, 03:06:15 AM »
> Excellent.
> "Utsuho! If you were to charge me right now, then you would have to fly at least halfway towards me, right? But to do that, you'll have to fly a fourth of the way, too! But then you'd have to go an eighth of the way, also. But before that, a sixteenth. After a thirty-second. After a sixty-fourth. And so on. How are you gonna make it over here?"
> If she stops, shoot Sauron. Otherwise, dodge.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2010, 03:07:25 AM »
> Get the Typewriter ready for typing, and by typing, I mean shooting a few bullets into Utsuho's chest-crystal thing.
> Wonder how much pain the crystal shattering would inflict upon Utsuho if a "very small crack" made her scream in pain like that.
> These paradoxes we are using are genius!

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2010, 04:07:34 AM »
> Excellent.
> "Utsuho! If you were to charge me right now, then you would have to fly at least halfway towards me, right? But to do that, you'll have to fly a fourth of the way, too! But then you'd have to go an eighth of the way, also. But before that, a sixteenth. After a thirty-second. After a sixty-fourth. And so on. How are you gonna make it over here?"
> If she stops, shoot Sauron. Otherwise, dodge.
> Get the Typewriter ready for typing, and by typing, I mean shooting a few bullets into Utsuho's chest-crystal thing.
> Wonder how much pain the crystal shattering would inflict upon Utsuho if a "very small crack" made her scream in pain like that.
> These paradoxes we are using are genius!

> "I! Uh...Bu..Duh..."

> Smashing it would cause a nuclear meltdown, remember?

> You fire at her while she is lost in thought. Shanghai joins in along with you. The typewriter appears to have minimal effect, though it is doing a little damage. Utsuho screams in agony from every round sent into her stomach.
> "You little bastards! No more messing around!"
> She lets off a large explosion around her, it throws you back, down onto the floor.
> Energy begins to radiate from her, as she begins to holler from both her own rage and what you assume is the pain the excess energy escaping is causing her. Soon her hair is standing up in all directions, and she is surrounded by a golden aura.

Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2010, 04:09:13 AM »
>Find Orin! If we get near her, she'll avoid attacking us!

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2010, 04:10:39 AM »
>"CAUTION EVERYONE!"
>Get ready for an explosion

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2010, 04:12:34 AM »
>If possible, come up behind Orin while she's fighting with Lily and give her the catnip to the face.
>If we can't pull it off, try to distract Orin from Lily.
>After we succeed, or if we can't pull it off, cry: "Lily, we're barely denting it! You know what to do!"

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2010, 04:17:31 AM »
>Find Orin! If we get near her, she'll avoid attacking us!
>If possible, come up behind Orin while she's fighting with Lily and give her the catnip to the face.
>If we can't pull it off, try to distract Orin from Lily.
>After we succeed, or if we can't pull it off, cry: "Lily, we're barely denting it! You know what to do!"

> You attempt to use the catnip, but that only earns you a backhand to the face. Ouch.

> "Right!"
> Lily tries to fire at Utsuho, but the bullet deflects off her skin. She continues to charge, uncaring.


>"CAUTION EVERYONE!"
>Get ready for an explosion

> Orin looks shocked.
> "You've done it now!"
> She transforms and runs off through the door, closing it behind her.

> You prepare for an extremely painful death.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2010, 04:27:03 AM »
>Was it the rocket launcher Lily used?
>If not: "USE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!"
>If so: Grab Lily, Grab Shanghai, speed out of there as fast as possible.

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2010, 04:31:42 AM »
>Prepare for the worstand enjoy it
>If the explosion gets too close for us to escape prepare to gap

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2010, 04:40:12 AM »
>Was it the rocket launcher Lily used?
>If not: "USE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!"
>If so: Grab Lily, Grab Shanghai, speed out of there as fast as possible.

> Lily pulls out the rocket launcher, firing it at Utsuho's crystal. The charge immediately stops, and Okuu puts her hands on her head. You can see that the stone has a crack straight down the center. She releases a blood-curdling scream.

> Shanghai holds tight as you drop the weapons and grab Lily. You both fly to the top platform and run through the door. As you sprint up the staircase to the main floor of the house, you can see flames roaring behind you. Okuu has released an explosion, it seems.

>Prepare for the worstand enjoy it
>If the explosion gets too close for us to escape prepare to gap

> It's not too close yet. You need to keep moving...

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2010, 04:41:56 AM »
>"OMG!!!!!!!!"
>Flee