ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes.

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

I like you a lot, Ruro.

Not the best thing to post in a topic about fetishes, really.

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

Gefilte fish.

[Nobu]

I'm a Ruro-fetishist. Sleepy moe~

And I'm looking forward to writing Nobu-meido~ :3

D:

[Sapz]

I'm a Ruro-fetishist.

Goddamnit I was going to say that

Holy freakin shit lol. Thats not danmaku. thats just plain EVIL

It's beautiful.

* Sapz cackles madly

[Nobu]

I also seem to have a Sapz fetish, especially after you start saying Harry Potter spells in that voice of yours  :*

Ahaha.

[Sapz]

Wingardium Leviosa!

>:3

[Nobu]

Wingardium Leviosa!

>:3

I thought that was a link for a minute. How disappointing. :<

[Nietz]

Apparently you should love me forever. I just prefer wearing my contacts ;

Well, there is a reason I said I didn't hold your Mikuru cosplay against you. :​P

You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V

I was kinda hoping it would derail into an object fetishes discussion, mostly because we already did the Freudian fetishes thing already. But it doesn't surprise me, people seem to have a fetish for fetishes. :V

[Hello Purvis]

Wingardium Leviosa!

>:3

Est Nudi.

Bitch.

[trancehime]

I don't think I've mentioned this, but I have a rather irrational fetish for gals in armor. Not armor as in "lololol chainmail bikini" but as in, actual armor >_>!

Spoiler:

I also have a raging hard-on fetish for futanari >_>

[Gpop]

I have a fetish for a few things, like cute girls (not children though, they just seem to damn annoying), long hair, smiles.

I know that Usotsukiya made me develop a foot fetish and all. I need to remember them all...hold on...

[MysTeariousYukari]

I don't think I've mentioned this, but I have a rather irrational fetish for gals in armor. Not armor as in "lololol chainmail bikini" but as in, actual armor >_>!

Spoiler:

I also have a raging hard-on fetish for futanari >_>

I have to admit it, but I agree with the Spoiler-tagged one... I'm not crazy for it. but I oddly like it... I don't even know why I like it o.O I also find the armor one nice to look at, actual solid armor as well. Samus being an easy-to-know example of this.

[Valentinya]

And I'm looking forward to writing Nobu-meido~ :3

I'm looking forward to seeing the fic and Nobu's pics 

Mmmm, maybe that's my problem... I always seem to equate "manliness" with "musclebound, knuckle-dragging jerks".  Mostly because all of the guys I've met who were ever described as "manly" were, uh, musclebound knuckle-dragging jerks.  Ahah~

Besides, girly guys tend to be more sensitive and in touch with their emotions in my experience, and I like people like that, so... Yeah~

You pretty much summed up exactly how I feel in regards to that. I have nothing against manly men so long as the guy isn't a muscle bound pea brain.

Armstrong in FMA is not manly and is a musclebound. The True Man is Al Bundy, of course!

I would never doubt the integrity of that man's muscles! :V

[Furienify]

Ruro is right, though. If a guy can be masculine without being macho, be a gentleman without being a douchebag, and have the personality and emotional sensitivity to crown it all off.. I am sold. So, so sold.

[sammy t coleridge]

Thanks you guys. Now I am doubting my worth as a male.  :ohdear:

[MysTeariousYukari]

At least you have personal worth to doubt you lucky man. I haven't felt that I had any personal worth in years.

[Furienify]

Confidence also helps.
_{maybe that isn't a very helpful comment, though}

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

Spoiler:

Trance and MU aren't the only ones with a futa fetish.

 

[Moerin]

Moerin: I'm gonna agree with Ruro on the manly =/= musclebound thing. To me it's always seemed much more to do with your frame of mind and how you react to things. :V

Yeah, well, the thing is, when I think "manly", the first things that spring to mind are arrogance, inability to show much emotion at all in fear of being seen as weak, borderline misogyny, generally acting like a jerk all the time,  basically a lot of traits that I really don't like.  Maybe I've just been meeting the wrong people, though, but still...

...Also I'll never understand the whole futa thing.  What's so attractive about taking a cute girl and sticking the most disgusting part of human anatomy onto her?  Again, maybe it's just me.

[trancehime]

...Also I'll never understand the whole futa thing.  What's so attractive about taking a cute girl and sticking the most disgusting part of human anatomy onto her?  Again, maybe it's just me.

Because the penis is obviously objectively the most disgusting part of human anatomy. Phalluses are only as disgusting as you use them or make them out to be.

[Suikama]

:cocks:

:byakuren:

[trancehime]

:cocks:

:byakuren:

GODDAMNIT SUICOMMA WHY

[Nat Tea]

Chainmail bikinis are just shiny swimsuits.

Girls with armor? Pretty sexy. :>

I may sprouting crap though.

[Barrakketh]

Holy freakin shit lol. Thats not danmaku. thats just plain EVIL

Here's some more Hibachi: Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu Black Label (Strong Style).

The true final boss is still Hibachi, but the boss before him (Taisabachi) got a new name in Black Label: Supreme Weapon of Extreme Hellish Anihilation - Golden Disaster.  Hibachi is even worse :V

[Suikama]

GODDAMNIT SUICOMMA WHY

[Moerin]

Because the penis is obviously objectively the most disgusting part of human anatomy. Phalluses are only as disgusting as you use them or make them out to be.

Like I said, it might just be me.  But I really do think the erect penis embodies a lot of things that squick me out.  That fact alone is probably a major factor as to why I'd prefer to be the dominant half of a guy/guy relationship.

Chainmail bikinis are just shiny swimsuits.

Girls with armor? Pretty sexy. :>

I may sprouting crap though.

Crap?  I think you make perfect sense~  Then again, this is coming from the guy with a raging mecha musume fetish, so.

[Nobu]

Because the penis is obviously objectively the most disgusting part of human anatomy. Phalluses are only as disgusting as you use them or make them out to be.

Wait, you can't be serious. How can you even achieve objectivity on something like that? You can't.

[trancehime]

Wait, you can't be serious. How can you even achieve objectivity on something like that? You can't.

...

I was being sarcastic with that statement >_>

[Nobu]

...

I was being sarcastic with that statement >_>

Ahaha, I just experienced a false transmission of sarcasm due to a relatively cue-deprived medium of communication! :D Real world experience of my research! Thanks Trance~

[trancehime]

Ahaha, I just experienced a false transmission of sarcasm due to a relatively cue-deprived medium of communication! Real world experience of my research! Thanks Trance~

And this, my friends, is why sarcasm is the worst form of device to use when conveying disdain... on the internet

IT DOESN'T WORK AAAAAAA

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