ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes.

[dustyjo]

Yeah we know you got em, well now's the time to confess. And I ain't talking about weak hussy shit like "DFC" or "zettai ryouiki". I'm talking about the hardcore fucked up perverted shit locked deep within you.

Would lolicon count?

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[Prody]

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[Dead Princess Sakana]

I guess that must be why so many people tell me I look better with my glasses on then

Listen to those people's words, for they are words of truth 

[Matsuri]

It's a bigger issue when you're on a motorcycle in traffic   Especially at a stop.

Combing my hair is the least of my concern.  Also, I keep my hair pretty short because trying to do anything with it is a pointless endeavor.

Glasses got a lot more comfortable when I switched to a titanium frame.  I'm not sure how much weight I saved since I got high index lenses, but I imagine that the frame was where most of the weight on the old ones were at.

I suppose I'll never understand that one, since I have no intention of riding or owning a motorcycle :V I like my car.

My glasses are pretty much black plastic frames, nothing durable or anything, but they just look so much better on me than the other types I had been wearing since 1st grade. I've had these for 4 years now, and the frames are slightly cracked in a few places, so I probably should find a new, yet similar pair soon.

[Solais]

Uh yeah I like Green Hair too. But it's obvious so yeah. (...now thinking back, most of my favorite characters I had in my life were green haired, huh)

[OkashiiKisei]

You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V

FFFFFFFFFFF you could have told us that earlier. Oh well, might as well continue while I'm at it.

Chubby girls
Pregnancy
Egg Laying

Those also apply to me.

I'm nearly omnifetishistic. Guro and scat don't do it for me, but beyond that, anything can turn me on if it's presented in a sufficiently sexual context.

Recent:
Spidergirls
Impregnation

I'm getting the feeling I influenced those :V Either that or this influenced it:

[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/630524/arachnid-bad_end-black_hair-blush-hat-heart-kuroda[/nsfw]

I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.

[Aoshi-shi]

FFFFFFFFFFF you could have told us that earlier. Oh well, might as well continue while I'm at it.
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/630524/arachnid-bad_end-black_hair-blush-hat-heart-kuroda[/nsfw]

I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.

I haven't looked at it yet, but that sounds lovely.  :/

[♛ Apher-Forte]

No one will share my Bondage Hand Sanitizers fetish

I AM LONELY

[UncertainJakutten]

I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.

Well, none of those are a turn OFF for me, I just view things in a different light than most perusers of /d/ stuff . I prefer to imagine myself in the situation rather than objectively enjoying it. And then we add the fact it's easier to ask what I DON'T like, meaning I can basically enjoy most pictures I can put myself into .

[Bananamatic]

seeing beecock(no don't look it up), are bees also a fetish?

[Moerin]

Oh, and traps. I also enjoy making girly guys dress up as girls. I'm really looking forward to seeing your punishment pictures Nobu~<3

You are truly a kindred spirit, Valentia~  And Nobu is a god damn cocktease. >.<  Yes, I know you don't have the time, etc. to do it right now, Imouto-chan.  I can wait, for I know it will be worth it, ufufu~

So I take it Ryomou, Rei, and Abiru (from SZS) are high on your list?

Does sarashi count?

Um... Let's just say I eagerly await the full release of Katawa Shojo and leave it at that, ahah~

Also oh god yes sarashi~<3

[Procyon-Vulpecula]

Cat ears, tails, painted noses and whiskers; girly-looking girls who dress and act like boys; school uniforms, and a few others that are a little more hardcore/creepy

[Tengukami]

Nerdy girls. Especially science-y ones. From my first girlfriend onwards, it's the one thing they almost all had in common.

[Hello Purvis]

I've heard of unisex, but I've never tried it.

[Cadmas]

I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.

You should really start adding me to those counts from now on.

[JT]

seeing beecock(no don't look it up), are bees also a fetish?

I've never heard of this, but it wouldn't surprise me. There are fetishes for pretty much everything. I remember reading about some poor kid who had a fetish for the exhaust pipes of cars.

[Kinzo the Astro Curious]

It's a bigger issue when you're on a motorcycle in traffic   Especially at a stop.

Yaaay a confirmed motorbiker 

The worst is riding in fog and rain. Like when the visibility on the visor drops low enough your forced to open it, and then youve only got a few seconds till your glasses end up the same. Got caught in a really nasty situation once where I lost all visibility, I just had to whip my glasses off. Thankfully, I had someone on the back, shouted at the top of my voice to take them and put my glasses in their hands. otherwise I might have had to just throw them away tbh. Had no other choice the situation was so dire at the time, I was scared shitless lol

[Nobu]

Oh, and traps. I also enjoy making girly guys dress up as girls. I'm really looking forward to seeing your punishment pictures Nobu~<3

 :ohdear:

[Alfred F. Jones]

are bees also a fetish?

http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=886

Also, manly men ≠ musclebound. Just to clarify. It has more to do with attitude and behaviour than physical appearance.

And I'm looking forward to writing Nobu-meido~ :3

[Nat Tea]

Also, manly men ≠ musclebound. Just to clarify. It has more to do with attitude and behaviour than physical appearance.

that's terrible because that statement reminded me of

♪ MAN WITH A GIRL'S VOICE ♪

okay, maybe i should stop watching flapjack

[Slaves]

it's a little girl's voice :V

[Nat Tea]

it's a little girl's voice :V

sorry, i forgot :<

also that dog meows

[Moerin]

Also, manly men ≠ musclebound. Just to clarify. It has more to do with attitude and behaviour than physical appearance.

Mmmm, maybe that's my problem... I always seem to equate "manliness" with "musclebound, knuckle-dragging jerks".  Mostly because all of the guys I've met who were ever described as "manly" were, uh, musclebound knuckle-dragging jerks.  Ahah~

Besides, girly guys tend to be more sensitive and in touch with their emotions in my experience, and I like people like that, so... Yeah~

[Bias Bus]

FFFFFFFFFFF you could have told us that earlier. Oh well, might as well continue while I'm at it.

Those also apply to me.

I'm getting the feeling I influenced those :V Either that or this influenced it:

[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/630524/arachnid-bad_end-black_hair-blush-hat-heart-kuroda[/nsfw]

I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.

Huh, I knew you were into the latter 2, but never the former. This is good news.

Also, I wouldn't say you or the posted image influenced those sorta fetishes within me. Those have always been a thing about me WAY before I knew about this site or Touhou for that matter (using those as an example).

Even so, that pic is delicious, have it saved on my flashdrive for future eye pleasing purposes.

[Sapz]

are bees also a fetish?

Hibachi x Sapz OTP.

* Sapz waves

Moerin: I'm gonna agree with Ruro on the manly =/= musclebound thing. To me it's always seemed much more to do with your frame of mind and how you react to things. :V

[Solais]

Armstrong in FMA is not manly and is a musclebound. The True Man is Al Bundy, of course!

[Kinzo the Astro Curious]

* Sapz waves

Moerin: I'm gonna agree with Ruro on the manly =/= musclebound thing. To me it's always seemed much more to do with your frame of mind and how you react to things. :V

You've got me curious, Whats the hibachi thing about? I was looking up the rough equivilent of my name in japanese not so long ago and yeah.... thats why it caught my eye :V

[Sapz]

You've got me curious, Whats the hibachi thing about? I was looking up the rough equivilent of my name in japanese not so long ago and yeah.... thats why it caught my eye :V

Hibachi is the True Last Boss of the Dodonpachi series. He is also a bee, who is on fire. This is probably my favourite incarnation; watch this, if nothing else. Here's the original, and here's the latest one. As you can see, it's not exactly a walk in the park. :V

[Kinzo the Astro Curious]

Holy freakin shit lol. Thats not danmaku. thats just plain EVIL

[HakureiSM]

Also, manly men ≠ musclebound. Just to clarify. It has more to do with attitude and behaviour than physical appearance.

I like you a lot, Ruro.